Season 2 Mega Compilation | Cyanide and Happiness 

Dear Boys, Sorry I missed the video. I was trying to watch this other crazy video about how the Boston Birds' coach missed his team's big game, it kind sucked, glad you guys didn't see it. Anyway, you guys got what it takes to make the video popular. Sincerely, Coach Murphy

Dear boys sorry i missed this comment i was too busy with piracy i believe in you boys you can comment better if you set your mind to it . Sincerely, Coach Murphy.

Dear Boys, I’m sorry I missed all the replies. I was kidnapped by Jigsaw and forced to set my eyes on fire, and then the whole building exploded. I’m just glad you boys didn’t see it. Sincerely, Coach Murphy

dear boys, im sorry i couldn't reply to your comment, but i had to help my polish girlfriend to get her shark back from a pack of elvish ninjas. her sharks ok now but im pretty busted up -love coach murphey

Dear Boys, I'm sorry I couldn't reply to your comment. My teeth fell out and I went to the dentist to get a pair of dentures, but then I realized it wasn't a dentist at all. It was a hardware store. My mouth is now full of cement, and it's weighing me down and that's why I can't make it. Sincerely, Coach Murphy.

I wanna share a tale with you about the 'merican dream. When all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad tyres, a hero took command. Of connecting every town, he was called... the Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man... can you take me to San Fran? Can you take me down to Tennessee across the Rio Grande? Can you take me up Mt Everest and into Disneyland? Can you get me there on time, oh can you do it? Railroad Man! (Railroad Man! Railroad Man!) They called him that because he built the railroads and was male; And they called 'em railroads 'cause they were like roads except with rails. His eyes they say were made of coal, his toes were railroad spikes; His trains had seven stars on yelp and a billion Facebook likes He made all of the track you see, hooked up the USA, and he could have kept on going if not for that fateful day. These two weird fellas came to town and invented human flight. They called their ship an "aeroplane" and themselves... the Brothers Wright! (The Brothers Wright!) They said "Our planes can transfer man without the need for rail. Your industry is dying and your dreams' going to fail! So pull up your slacks and pack your tracks and get on out of town We don't need steam or steel beams to get ourselves around." "Two Wrights don't make a right, and dang if that ain't wrong! Hey that lyric ain't half-bad, I hope it ends up in a song If God intended man to fly, we'd be born in a flock; Those Wright Brothers and their flight machine can go and suck a cock! Those Wright Brothers can sniff my biff, they can give my ass a smell; They can lick my shaft, from fore to aft, and their plane can burn in hell." The Wright Brothers they challenged him; they said, "You think you're great? Can your steam trains do a loop-de-loop without losing their freight? And if you do it we'll leave town and we won't ever come back. But if you fail you can take your rail and shove it up your crack!" Naww, the hell with you Wright Brothers, the sky's for birds!" "And the ground's for turds, and you sir are the latter word." Railroad Man! Can you rise to their demand? Can your trains do a loop-de-loop, can they do it all on land? Wilbur's talking smack about your track, Orville's railing on your rails. Can you beat their ass with steam and brass, and even steel and nails? The Railroad Man. The Railroad Man he spent a month looping up his track. Then he gathered up the townsfolk and he told'em to stand back. The train had started chugging, and the loop-de-loop drew near. The train it was America, its freight our hopes and fears. Everyone watched in silence, you could hear a needle drop. The train it went straight up the loop and right on to the top... The Railroad Man was finished, he knew he'd had his run. The airplane beat him fair and square, and the railroad days were done But before he died he wrote a note for anyone that flies. He wrote it all in railroad, so he could read it from the sky. So take a look there down below, written in the land. You'll see the final dying words of... the Railroad [Am] Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man!

Your not wrong tho😅

@@guidingthelightbeliketyre? is that tire in british?

@@Fireman_Epic donno I just searched the lyrics

@@guidingthelightbelike tyre feels bri'ish and also like if tire had a seizure

Ik

“That’s what the railroad man said, his fuckin words”😂😂

Tell us you're a vapid zoomer without telling us

Fr gonna redownload red dead 2 bc of this😂

Especially the fact his work was useless, 'cause Santos Drummont is who invented the airplane

"The Railroad Maaaaaaannnn!" 🎵

I wanna share a tale with you about the 'merican dream. When all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad tyres, a hero took command. Of connecting every town, he was called... the Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man... can you take me to San Fran? Can you take me down to Tennessee across the Rio Grande? Can you take me up Mt Everest and into Disneyland? Can you get me there on time, oh can you do it? Railroad Man! (Railroad Man! Railroad Man!) They called him that because he built the railroads and was male; And they called 'em railroads 'cause they were like roads except with rails. His eyes they say were made of coal, his toes were railroad spikes; His trains had seven stars on yelp and a billion Facebook likes He made all of the track you see, hooked up the USA, and he could have kept on going if not for that fateful day. These two weird fellas came to town and invented human flight. They called their ship an "aeroplane" and themselves... the Brothers Wright! (The Brothers Wright!) They said "Our planes can transfer man without the need for rail. Your industry is dying and your dreams' going to fail! So pull up your slacks and pack your tracks and get on out of town We don't need steam or steel beams to get ourselves around." "Two Wrights don't make a right, and dang if that ain't wrong! Hey that lyric ain't half-bad, I hope it ends up in a song If God intended man to fly, we'd be born in a flock; Those Wright Brothers and their flight machine can go and suck a cock! Those Wright Brothers can sniff my biff, they can give my ass a smell; They can lick my shaft, from fore to aft, and their plane can burn in hell." The Wright Brothers they challenged him; they said, "You think you're great? Can your steam trains do a loop-de-loop without losing their freight? And if you do it we'll leave town and we won't ever come back. But if you fail you can take your rail and shove it up your crack!" Naww, the hell with you Wright Brothers, the sky's for birds!" "And the ground's for turds, and you sir are the latter word." Railroad Man! Can you rise to their demand? Can your trains do a loop-de-loop, can they do it all on land? Wilbur's talking smack about your track, Orville's railing on your rails. Can you beat their ass with steam and brass, and even steel and nails? The Railroad Man. The Railroad Man he spent a month looping up his track. Then he gathered up the townsfolk and he told'em to stand back. The train had started chugging, and the loop-de-loop drew near. The train it was America, its freight our hopes and fears. Everyone watched in silence, you could hear a needle drop. The train it went straight up the loop and right on to the top... The Railroad Man was finished, he knew he'd had his run. The airplane beat him fair and square, and the railroad days were done But before he died he wrote a note for anyone that flies. He wrote it all in railroad, so he could read it from the sky. So take a look there down below, written in the land. You'll see the final dying words of... the Railroad [Am] Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man!

@@giovanni-chserious dude , this type of internet fight on a joke video

@@jaopitiquinho7801 This is not an internet fight. Has people that arre learnes in school that the Wright brothers made the airplane and that's wrong. That don't pisses you anyway?

...there are plenty of reasons, that is not how people talk

"Don't use the name of God in vain, that's blasphemous" -Probably the Tolerator

​@@nixbuising1750 don't be blasphemous.

​@@DemonAltAltno u

Higgins was my classmates last name💀

He was a wild card in a drug bus

An awful story to be told

I was so happy when they met each other again. And then i cried

Military grade isn’t good quality 🤣

@@kailencollier1443 never said good quality but resistant to withstand his power.

​@@caldex1557military grade isn't resistant either, stuff breaks, constantly!

@@joshuagraham1800 how are they even doing the tests for military grade? if it breaks easily

​@@caldex1557simple, they say it's military grade.

Well, in the entire world, it was used as a main way for logistics and transport. In the US is a bit different since their main transport are planes ,while the railroads are mostly private.

​@@lonewolf1300Logistics is still a main purpose for trains, including private commerce of large products, such as coal and petroleum products. Trucks are used for short trips, a couple of hours from train to train.

I feel like you're both fundamentally misunderstanding what Daniel said: railroads are making a comeback as a form of popular transportation.

It was like a 747 or a 707

​@@user-vz4xx8lw7uchances are the 707, Douglas DC-8, or Airbus A340 derived

what are those ones that automatically made the plane nosedive on a sensor malfunction with the only manual control over it not being taught to the pilots

ACTULLY, it’s out of commission, it crashed.

@@Jamlord2061737 MAX

Are you just editing your comment every time you see a new instance?

​@@RPGcat81what's stopping them

​@@RPGcat81*asstance

​@@thelittledetailscr7231instass was right there

@@thelittledetailscr7231 damnit was about to correct you then realized the joke

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I unfortunately don't understand the joke. 😢 Mind explaining a bit?

The company that made the plane​s suck shit and are really flinsy abd poorly made@@criticalblaster458

Dark humor

@@criticalblaster458 There have been a few Boeing Max 8/9s that have gone down or have had safety issues. They are under investigation at the moment by the US government. Seems like they have cut costs quite significantly. One whistle blower claimed that only 3/4 of the oxygen masks were actually functional.

⁠@@criticalblaster458a Boeing Max 8 went down

is that worse than speedy not Gonzales

Same!

hear me out

spread word about it to those around you and keep supporting railroads whenever you need a quick way across the country!!

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