Sebastian Maniscalco - Naps Growing Up (Aren't You Embarrassed?)

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There was no naps growing up in my house...
About My Father, the new feature film starring Sebastian Maniscalco and Robert De Niro about Sebastian and his real-life Italian immigrant (and hairdresser) father Salvo, hits theaters on May 26th!
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@chodemckenzie4179 4 года назад

The no naps thing is hilarious. My parents are both from Rome, I was born in Boston. Once I could walk on my own, naps were done. My dad still says it to this day in Italian : "If the sun is up, you're not sleeping. Go outside and do something."

@kathyvictoria6059 4 года назад

Chode Mckenzie 😂 my parents were the same way. No such thing as staying inside playing video games/watching tv all day.

@sunofpeter2 4 года назад

heck yah papa! i swear thats me with my kids!

@arsonfly 4 года назад

never had a nap that I can remember. once I was old enough to walk there were no naps.

@Nina-hk7ub 4 года назад

My mom took a daily nap & we joined her...

@v.b6028 4 года назад

My parents are Lebanese & it was the same thing as a kid. No naps or lounging on the couch once the sun is up.

@neilyaremchuk6798 4 года назад

Hilarious. We had a family from Italy transfer to our school when I was in junior high. The kid’s mom packed him octopus salad, prosciutto, biscotti and coffee for his lunch.

@romans8024 4 года назад

it became somewhat darker with your comment, lmao

@onetuliptree 4 года назад

Lol, I was too dumb back then to trade my peanut butter sandwich for that feast.

@neilyaremchuk6798 4 года назад

AntBee that kid was eating bologna sandwiches with chips and chocolate milk by the end of week one.

@mickeyrosa7226 4 года назад

@@neilyaremchuk6798 Oh god, what a terrible lunch. I'm glad when my daughter was younger, I gave her healthy lunches because the school lunch was horrible. Sorry about the bologna sandwiches you had to endure. I remember those days in school for myself. Yuck.

@neilyaremchuk6798 4 года назад

Mickey Rosa the early 80’s were carefree.

@amazecat6213 3 года назад

Of course he didn’t take naps he’s been drinking coffee since 3rd grade!😂

@josejoaquinbenitez6485 2 года назад

"Dad, I want to take a nap." "Tell your mom to give you an espresso and then go start a business."

@paulespinosa5195 2 года назад

@@josejoaquinbenitez6485 8years old, ,perfect age to pop their balloon of life's illusions sebastian your so real 🙃🙃🙃

@CDiddy-go6cg 2 года назад

The cut away to the old man laughing is his actual dad. Even funnier they did this.

@natmcnoneofyabiz5660 4 года назад

I lost it at "ma, they don't serve coffee in the lunchroom..i'm in 3rd grade!" 😂😂😂😭😭😭

@Brucesalarski 4 года назад

The way he said it too... **cawfee** lol

@vapsa56 4 года назад

I was drinking Cafe con leche and dunking Maria Cookies with my grandmother when I was 3 and 4 years old. Lord I miss that woman. You didn't mess with abuela, but her love for you was palpable.

@LJ-lp3kb 4 года назад

Kl)lll)Lo 13 22 Q . The first one 1st. 22 Mb da+

@LJ-lp3kb 4 года назад

I love you you are amazing

@chrisharris7480 4 года назад

"you got to dip it in the cawfee" 😂

@eggnblood 4 года назад

"He's sicilian, she's italian" As an italian I laughed so so hard

@Kristina_617 4 года назад

Only ppl 1/2 Sicilian - 1/2 Italian understand how half and half of the SAME ethnicity makes sense! 😂

@MaRyaYTOfficial 4 года назад

Kristina * I’m confused, how is it the same?

@Kristina_617 4 года назад

@@MaRyaYTOfficial Bc Sicily is part of Italy, it's an island off of the mainland, so sicilian ppl are Italians, and mainland Italian ppl are Italian, ofc. So they're not 2 different ethnicities.

@pinheadlarry1977 4 года назад

@@Kristina_617 the languages are kinda different tho

@Kristina_617 4 года назад

@@pinheadlarry1977 That's not what I was asked, but yes, the dialects are different, same as northern Italy vs. southern - different dialects.

@imdjc4 3 года назад

Opening words: "The world doesn't match my upbringing" BOOM! Just eliminated years of potential depression and self-deprevation with that brilliant observation.

@patriciabusch4599 4 года назад

Dad: "Hey! Go start a bizniss" Sebastian: "Now?" Me: Dead!!😂😂😂😂

@jackiemarieadams7764 3 года назад

While he was watching cartoons 😂😂😂😂

@TyBeTroLLing 2 года назад

@@jackiemarieadams7764 i just cant

@whitebroccoli694 2 года назад

Kids today would straight up say no but he asked when. True warrior.

@reynemanzano 4 года назад

“Two houses down, *they* got a dog” 😂

@Hoseidon 4 года назад

“You come back here, and cut my lawn” 😂🤣

@FireballSpitterProductions 4 года назад

Yes! Best part.

@EzeICE 4 года назад

That was my father. So accurate

@switchunboxing 4 года назад

DJ_Pineapples yah lol

@Mushroom321- 4 года назад

Me:"wait, what!? 🤔🤣 AWW!! 😕

@ludmillagutomo 4 года назад

after he had to walk to the neighbor's house & pet their dog 😂😂😂

@romanmcghee600 3 года назад

Ok how could no one like this guy's humor? I die laughing every time I hear him and I'm a black man enjoying hearing about his Italian/Sicilian background. Keep them coming Sabastian

@IMLDALE 2 года назад

He’s funny af

@bandawhat33 2 года назад

who gives a shit if your black?

@romanmcghee600 2 года назад

@@bandawhat33 obviously you do because you replied back 🙄. Go "F" yourself.

@bandawhat33 2 года назад

@@romanmcghee600 I replied because it's stupid that you mention your race. Who fuckin cares what race you are? Race has no relevance here. you're black yay! very good little boy. Do you want a cookie?

@romanmcghee600 2 года назад

@@bandawhat33 I mentioned it because he's Italian and I'm black and I don't know their customs like I know mine. You seem to have a problem with my recognition of this. I don't know why. So you're saying that you know everything about a different culture out there? If you don't know would ask for help and if asked what's your background would you offer or not? Nevertheless, I'll talk some Grandma peanutbutter cookies, they're outstanding. Bye bye ma'am.

@sheteg1 2 года назад

So funny. Italians never owned a dog growing up. They lived in their basements. Never went out for dinner. Wore dress shoes to school. I loved them all.

@waterbender9939 4 года назад

Sebastian's dad: Hey! Go start a business! Sebastian: Now?!

@STW-News-Headlines 4 года назад

😂

@calisongbird 4 года назад

Aidar Iraliyev yeah we heard it...

@louismerrill3071 4 года назад

quality comment

@CaptainSpalding72 4 года назад

Not funny

@youtubemoderationtaskforce5583 4 года назад

RU-vidName I was literally going to reply your exact comment word for word. Weird

@AM-xe4iq 2 года назад

I love his Dad. He’s frequently at his shows.

@smr6613 3 года назад

My family is Cuban and his life sounds exactly like mine. I was born and raised in Brooklyn. On my first day of kindergarten my mom made me breakfast of cafe con leche (espresso with hot milk) with toast. I was 5! Totally normal in my house!

@anncarroll7354 3 года назад

Check out Steven He....he too has some funny growing up stories!

@nartarlyiatremaynne1239 3 года назад

Your reply was fabulous. It made me laugh. Australia.

@robb8234 3 года назад

holy moly LOL..

@user-xm6ro1ep5d 3 года назад

LOL

@dopeoverload7718 2 года назад

Cuba is the Italy of the Carribean

@70Slinger 4 года назад

"The world today doesn't match my up bringing" Good lord can I identify with that. 👍

@AgentFlea 4 года назад

So will everyone as they get older. People been saying the same shit since the start of civilization

@landonharris3875 4 года назад

@Denis Zelen what does that mean

@landonharris3875 4 года назад

@@AgentFlea you're exactly right

@User-sc3iq 4 года назад

@Denis Zelen dumbass

@reginastoltz5974 4 года назад

I understand exactly what he's saying. And my parents were not immigrants. Ifeel like a fish out of water.

@SherryEllesson 4 года назад

"Go take a nap" was a punishment! We couldn't go outside and play?!

@despicabledeplorablemgtow3837 4 года назад

Yup. Nowadays the nap is the reward and "go play outside" is the punishment. We live in strange times.

@foosinaround8648 4 года назад

Never wanted a nap...but now....? I need that nap!!! 😁

@positivitywins9213 4 года назад

TRUTH! 70’S kid here.

@teresahowick5197 4 года назад

timboslice I super regret all the naps I refused as a kid.

@atithi8 4 года назад

I can relate to this very well

@finderskeepersco.8525 11 месяцев назад

Love this guy~ Not enough true comedians left anymore!

@sycho67ak 4 года назад

The shot of Sebastian's father laughing hysterically at 0:20 at his son making of him was so awesome 😆

@alexakl6445 4 года назад

Yes, and you can see the resemblance. Even though that shot is quick, I've seen more of him in other shots of the two of them and he definitely looks like his dad.

@dingusbro925 4 года назад

How do you know thats his father?

@sycho67ak 4 года назад

@@dingusbro925 google Sebastian Maniscalco father... and next to him is his mom. And 2 seats away is Sebastian's wife.

@alexakl6445 4 года назад

@@dingusbro925 I saw Sebastian on a Night Line episode (on You Tube) and it shows him and his dad laughing together around 4:56. This is definitely the same man. : )

@ironsnowflake1076 4 года назад

Bless you for the heads-up, had no idea....how sweet 💓

@elijahlondon3080 4 года назад

His lunch being heated up in the teachers lounge and he had to fill out a special form had my rolling😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂

@bevkingzett3394 3 года назад

I am 200 percent Italian and I can relate. I love his humor

@marika7848 Месяц назад

His parents gave him real food. The school was alarmed.😂

@josejoaquinbenitez6485 2 года назад

Man, eating Italian food for lunch everyday and coffee and biscotti for dessert sounds like Heaven to me.

@frozengamer3030 3 года назад

His body language is top notch.

@boochandryan8055 4 года назад

If Ben Stiller was Italian and lived in new Jersey:

@ImTheMan78 4 года назад

Booch's Munchies hell yeah. Need to question Jerry stiller about traveling to Italy 🇮🇹

@finderskeepersco.8525 4 года назад

Ben Stiller is not a nice person. Worked with him on 2 movies. Nasty man!

@boochandryan8055 4 года назад

@@finderskeepersco.8525 Yo that's sick which movies?

@ImTheMan78 4 года назад

Finders Keepers Co. Something about mary??

@brennyhughes7251 4 года назад

Finders Keepers Co. like how?

@Evaaadarling 4 года назад

I was raised by my Sicilian grandmother and she is everything his father is😂😂 they don't play man

@marymorby7240 4 года назад

German parents all the way

@AJ-xm4xc 4 года назад

Did you start a business yet?

@Evaaadarling 4 года назад

@@AJ-xm4xc had a business since I was 10. That's a late age to start too 😔😂😂

@AJ-xm4xc 4 года назад

Lana Benvenuti Oh snap.

@acemoney5691 4 года назад

Squid Ink you made your point buddy holy fuck

@maureengriffin7448 3 года назад

You gotta love the Italians. This guy reminds me of all the great Italian people I grew up with and still have as friends❤️

@StefaniaOlla 3 года назад

We try our best. Generally.😂🇮🇹

@maureenpetitto4723 3 года назад

Love your name!

@josephbroccolo6582 2 года назад

One of a kind people, you want some honesty in your life. Find some Italian friends.

@ubb.9363 Год назад

Immigrant Italians are the HARDEST working people ever.

@M.Sforza Месяц назад

My Italians parents were born here, and my Dad worked his ass off all his life.

@MrMfloor 2 дня назад

Greeks too

@designchik 4 года назад

“You, go start a business!” 🤣🤣🤣

@bkmartinez123 4 года назад

This is also my childhood. There was no sleeping in either. Once my dad was up, we all had to get up.

@bojuification 4 года назад

UrbanRomance i know isnt it so different now days

@reginastoltz5974 4 года назад

Same in my house too.

@uptownlife42 4 года назад

Oh my goodness, Same here....haha

@grapenutz1137 4 года назад

Lovely grapes

@Heavenzvoice 4 года назад

Here here!!!!

@nathanm.8823 3 года назад

I've watched this clip several times and it still makes me laugh. He doesn't even need to say anything funny; his mannerisms slay me.

@lydavigorito3836 2 года назад

Yes!! His body language 🤣😂

@JAS_392SRT 4 года назад

One of the funniest comedians hands down

@FACafe-pt9bd 4 года назад

Jas B If you have the chance see him live. I swear I laughed from the moment he entered to the time he ended. Not one person left upset.

@mihalisg6940 4 года назад

yeah, him and Jeselnik

@FACafe-pt9bd 4 года назад

Mihalis G I just looked him up. Laughing within 15 seconds.

@russelllamonaco2283 4 года назад

Sabastian and gafagan

@MrKastaway66 4 года назад

Hands up, down, sideways, or any other way!

@kmstins 4 года назад

"Are you makin' any scratch?" LOL! I sure haven't heard that term in a long time. 😄😆🤣

@dean3438 3 года назад

😂😂it’s cause you old as fuck karlene

@highgrade42o 3 года назад

Dean 343 damn why you have to do Karlene like that xD

@kmstins 3 года назад

@@highgrade42o Awww. It's ok. I know that jagoff is just jealous. A great tune to listen to is "Step" by Vampire Weekend. Thanks for coming to my defense even though it's not necessary. I'm a tough "old broad". 😉🥰🌞💪

@kmstins 3 года назад

@@dean3438 I just couldn't resist replying. I'm not wanting to give you the attention from me that you're seeking. I just would like to give you a "heads up" about your sentence structure. You obviously are very uneducated and it may behoove you to learn English before you post any comments. Just sayin'. 😉

@dean3438 3 года назад

Karlene Stinson karlene I’m joking darling but if you weren’t old you’d probably know that.

@ironman2326 3 года назад

The coffee line gets me every time "COFFEE!! They don't serve coffee in the lunch room....I'm in 3rd grade." "Well then I'll pack you some COFFEE"

@MD-pz3cn 11 месяцев назад

Same. Watching this now made me realize I'd taken my parents and their sacrifices for granted for way too long. They're the best.

@Michael.Virtus 3 года назад

0:17 - In case someone doesn't know - this is his actual father in the audience laughing.

@taras1408 3 года назад

I was thinking that

@dmoney141414 3 года назад

No its not

@christopherr6363 3 года назад

Oh it is!!!! Good eye!!

@remainfocused8570 3 года назад

I was wondering why that older gentleman got some camera time 🤔👍🏼

@taras1408 3 года назад

@@dmoney141414 it is, I seen his dad

@muhuradedan 4 года назад

This is the comedian for the coming decade

@MHurtado09 4 года назад

Based?

@0117ization 4 года назад

No but i wish he was. Hes not as funny as he used to be. Bill burr and Louis ck still on top

@muhuradedan 4 года назад

@@0117ization kindly drop the link to 3 of your top sold out stand up acts. We like to support talent.

@MaRyaYTOfficial 4 года назад

He didn’t make me laugh personally. There wasn’t a real punchline for me or whatever

@0patience4flz 4 года назад

I wish...we americans are too soft to relate to this guy..

@-blythe2986 4 года назад

"if the veal picatta spoils" and Stella Doro has me dying. Viva Italia 😂💚

@mr.f1rewall2.07 3 года назад

Love, from Cork Ireland 🇮🇪

@ElYu-gn2dh 3 года назад

I think this goes for most of the immigrant families. Since I was 8 years old, they thaught me how to cook my own egg, do the laundry, the dishes, wapping the floor etc. Now 25, student and paying my own bills en expences and still blessed for the work ethic I got from my parents

@animaljustice7774 2 года назад

Growing up in an Italian family and on the east coast like Sebastian did I can relate to his upbringing! 🤣

@golddie8 4 года назад

Mom they dont serve coffee in the lunch room, I'm in the 3rd grade. Well I'll pack you some coffee then. 🤣

@fredjasper7378 4 года назад

My Italian mom would bang pots and pans early in the morning while everyone sleeping, that was a sign to get to work

@aprilfontana6045 4 года назад

Omg same here!

@bananaborz1 4 года назад

Same for me, or she would find another way to create noise like vacuum my bedroom or wash dishes loudly with the radio turned to the maximum volume

@fredjasper7378 4 года назад

I thought I was the only one with this experience. It was almost like she was pissed off that she was doing something productive and others were sleeping at 6am

@CharBar07 4 года назад

Not Italian. Asian. Mine is heavy cabinet door shutting for coffee cups. Idk how one door gets shut numerous times from different areas.

@fredjasper7378 4 года назад

See humanity is connected, by passive aggressive bullshit

@nebur59 3 года назад

I’ve only been to a comedy club twice in my life and Sebastian was one of the comedians I went to see a few years ago at the “Improv” in Brea, CA. We bought his CD and waited in line after the show to take a picture with him. He was very gracious and is deserving of all his success.

@j0hnj8mes 3 года назад

I’m Filipino and this got me crackin up 😂 I can relate to the school lunches. Also my American born friends thought our house chores were slave work.

@bojuification 4 года назад

Always loving this guy. When all this covid shit is over i am gonna go see him live.

@blackwolf9524 4 года назад

Go hes AMAZING! Saw him in Canada. 👍

@bojuification 4 года назад

Black Wolf. I will get front row seats. His expressions are so good.

@microwavablemovies2671 4 года назад

I had tickets to see him at the end of March ☹. Hopefully it still happens

@blakeb9964 4 года назад

Same!!

@LilithGrey...FromHell 4 года назад

Seeing him live would be a dream come true 😁

@anniebananie3970 4 года назад

Go start a business!! Typical Italian dad!! Love it!!

@Trancegirl1966 3 года назад

I'm not Italian but Sebastian is describing my childhood! My parents set us to work staring from age six. It was called chores and you didn't get paid at all. I'm 54 years old now and those memories bring a smile to my face. My parents are still alive and I thank them for teaching me great work ethics.. Thank you Sebastian for your stand up. It evokes memories for us all, especially those who come from ethnic backgrounds...

@Hollins23 3 года назад

It's hilarious to see Sebastian's father cracking up like that at 0:22 - LOL! I love the "Okay, Dad. Relax!" part. :)

@AttilatheThrilla 4 года назад

I’m Hungarian and in grade 8 I woke up at 4:30am went and trained for swimming club till about 7am went to school at 8am and then after school and then went and worked an 8 hour job for 32 hours a week where my lazy useless friends would mooch off my paycheck.... I take naps now.... I fucking earned that shit!!

@olgazogaib8527 4 года назад

Same... Hungarian, piano, ballet, Hungarian school, chores, work and expected to get good grades. I sleep all the time toooo

@AttilatheThrilla 4 года назад

Peter Lloyd between 5-6 no lie

@marymorby7240 4 года назад

AttilatheThrilla I AM HUNGARIAN TOO AND THEY DO NOT FUCK AROUND

@olgazogaib8527 4 года назад

They do not!

@ValMarty 3 года назад

I bet you have better appreciation about money and saving it. I wonder what do you do for a living?

@michael_caz_nyc 4 года назад

He is just so-Real, extremely accurate, and Funny as hell. Sebastian Maniscalco providing the Laughs to keep me going during NYC Lockdown. Watching lots of Maniscalco. Stay Safe everyone.

@victoriadathan2675 4 года назад

Facts

@mickeyrosa7226 4 года назад

Hello Michael. I'm in NYC too. Stay safe.

@jasonnykaza8176 3 года назад

And to think we’ve been locked down on bullshit. Cuomo going to prison for what he did with the nursing homes. Disgrace

@justinfilipovic8939 2 года назад

Do you want to know why it was that so many people in places like NYC actually got sick? It wasn't because of a bacterial boogeyman and no I'm not talking about 5G there's a much better non-biological explanation

@ralphcava6660 4 года назад

There’s nobody funnier than this guy.

@danielmahoney6023 3 года назад

I missed so many bus stops listening to this guy’s Netflix specials

@blackswiftie2860 4 года назад

*"The World Doesn't MATCH My Upbringing"* Hahaha I ♡ It!

@shreddingface 4 года назад

I grew up in immigrant house. His stories bring me back 🤣 spot on

@jimmy22334 3 года назад

My upbringing in a Latino household was scarily similar to this lol. Started working when I was 13 and my dad didn’t take no for an answer. Kids these days are soft af.

@delgi9551 3 года назад

Italians are Latin-based. Always have been, their culture derives from Latin.

@Sirie7206 3 года назад

So true!

@truffeltroll6668 3 года назад

Remember who raised these kids?

@longbeach7623 2 года назад

Latino culture originated in Ancient Rome.

@GABuckeye37 2 года назад

Are they soft or did you just have shitty parents? lmao

@Coronaboii88 3 года назад

Yo it's been a while since I laughed this hard. RU-vid has some weird algorithms lol.

@jac1161 4 года назад

Almost died three times from CoVID - nurse. Oh my gosh, I'm too tired to even talk about it. stress from work, the trials were and are many and I SO needed this. It's my "Italian work ethic" that made me FIGHT through his so far 37 days of battle. THANK YOU! xoxoxoxo Love, daughter of Sicilian Italian parents :) RELATABLE! Then the guilt trip when you need a break.

@DanOne1513 4 года назад

Great post and great you are here with us after a month battle with the virus!! Keep us updated...nothing I'd better than to have support from comedy loving friends!! Italian here so exposure to Sicilians is there and we hat tip your work habits!!!

@ThesoundofSilenceshh 4 года назад

Ohh, so sorry! 😔 may your strength be renewed. Blessings of health and rest too!

@adriennerutledge5745 4 года назад

Thank you for being strong and keeping us healthy.

@theejayzeeable 4 года назад

Jennifer C RN Strength and health to you.

@IrishAlways8 4 года назад

I was lucky enough to see him at a very small venue, The Gotham Comedy Club, in NYC. I laughed so hard for the two hours he performed, my face actually hurt. Afterwards, he took pics outside with the audience. Awesome memory.

@mr.f1rewall2.07 3 года назад

I originate in Cork Ireland! You?

@selfishstockton6123 3 года назад

The Gotham CC is not a small club 🤡

@Solidude 3 года назад

0:45 I love how he immediately grabbed a shovel to build an establishment right there 😆

@senseirat15 3 года назад

Same here. No naps in our household growing up with Romanian immigrants as parents...lol everything he says is so on point with southern European and eastern European families 😄

@lavenderfields5188 4 года назад

“I’ll pack you some coffee then!” S 🍪 & ☕️

@lemmdus2119 4 года назад

🤣🤣What is it with Italian fathers and the damn grass cutting. That was me while I grew up with a Calabrese father..".....and then cut the grass" "When are you cutting the grass?"

@lucyinthesky4682 4 года назад

I grew up with a Calabrese immigrant father. I feel your pain.

@dawnlittle2501 4 года назад

I wish I knew the different regions of Italy and traits that supposedly go with each.

@rong805 4 года назад

Mexican dads do that shit too! Mine made me go out and pick weeds from the lawn. EVERY INDIVIDUAL WEED!! 😵😵😵There were so damn many I had to section the lawn off!! To this day, 30 yrs later, I HATE yard work, lol.

@showdown2006 4 года назад

I grew up with a Greek father, cut the grass once a week. I moved out and live in my own house now, still cut my grass once a week. It gets baked into you.

@lemmdus2119 4 года назад

@@showdown2006 Yes it does. I still get PTSD when the grass gets too long and Im 48 and my fathers been gone for 15 years.🤣

@debrasentman8323 2 года назад

Absolutely spot on! My mother was Sicilian, and we were never allowed to nap. Quite a surprise when I married my non-Italian husband, who was is a big napper. I have spent 38 years listening to him snore! Next husband will be Italian. 🤣

@carlasnoplacehome3292 3 года назад

omg I so relate to this.....S cookies!!!! Staple in our home!!

@kipthecourtjester 4 года назад

What I love about this man’s humour: he reminds me of my forgotten childhood growing up in an Italian neighbourhood. It’s easy to forget, no father, mother working all the time raising 9 children. We were dirt poor, living basically in the streets. But I wouldn’t trade my childhood for anything. Thanks, mate! You deserve all your success! I hope you do a drybar comedy special one day!

@brig6961 4 года назад

Irish surname?

@tainabell6803 4 года назад

B rig No, his name is Scottish.

@brig6961 4 года назад

Ok, so he's a Scott that grew up with Italians. I grew up on an Italian street and there was this one Irish family. The dad used to compete with all the other Italians on who could beat their kid better. He would take his belt out in front of the whole street while the other fathers would beat their kids indoor.

@gmango47 3 года назад

Respect for your comment . Dall'Italia.

@EricHowl 3 года назад

Im sorry for that

@nadiaflores6394 4 года назад

I am British and live in Taormina Sicily, I found Sebastian about 8 months ago and was gutted when I realised he was in Taormina at one of the hotels I take care of and I missed him. I am not the type to fan out but him I would have hugged hard, he would probably have to call security, he makes me howl and trust me most of the Sicilians I know are this funny, its in their DNA... come back the wines on me when you get here x x

@rareavisfugit 4 года назад

Nadia Flores Sebbie does NOT like hugs.

@nadiaflores6394 4 года назад

@@rareavisfugit well he will be getting the life hugged out of him if I ever bump into him, he deserves a huge hug for the amount of time he has made me laugh x

@Anca820 4 года назад

@c r We are! There is no one who can't crack me up in my family.

@maryyozzo6739 2 года назад

I love this guy and everything about him is too funny I am half Italian half polish he makes me laugh every time I hear him and he is so dreamy to look at

@samufaus2 Год назад

How’d you end up in Sicily as a British?

@ImNotaRussianBot 3 года назад

My Russian grandma would pack me sweet tea with aladiy, a fried cheese curds thing with jam on top. I got picked on...😔

@olliefoxx7165 3 года назад

I think it sounds good but I know how kids can be.

@dansmith935 3 года назад

Fuck those guys you should b proud

@peaceandlove544 3 года назад

they had junk for lunch, you had home made gourmet food full of love

@blackswamp4159 3 года назад

Comrade, if my babushka saw this, she would sympathize with you by making cheburek and kompot, and packing it in your lunch

@WoodlandApothecary 4 года назад

OMG! The Italian, Sicilian thing was the same at my house. My Dad was Sicilian and my Mother was Italian. My Dad always said the same thing. Your Sicilian!!! LOL!

@eurosensazion 4 года назад

That's my dad exactly. Always, why ain't you working. Cause paps it's Sunday. Then he's like, your lazy. Dad I got a scholarship and into a prestigious business program, top university. Dad: So what anyone can do it, go to work.

@obamas007goat 4 года назад

Him discribing his Italien lunch just made my day 😂😂

@mr.f1rewall2.07 3 года назад

I’m Irish but can relate to this a LOT, cuz I was adopted at birth into an Italian family, with my dad being a first gen American! Sláinte 🍻 Sebastian Maniscalco, Sláinte! 🍻🇮🇪🇮🇪🍻🇮🇪🇮🇪

@johnkolinoff8591 4 года назад

He kills me!" I'm half Italian on my mom's side, and he's spot-on..

@MrParis215 4 года назад

I'M 46 AND I HAVE TO NAP IF I KNOW I'M BEING UP AND OUT PAST 10PM 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️😂

@ReeRee2016 4 года назад

I'm 46 yrs old and raised by grandparents and there was NO NAPS.

@Jondsmusic 4 года назад

ReeRee2016 don’t know what age has to do with anything but yes same here.

@farrkg9 2 года назад

One of the funniest guys doing it.

@halwasserman7905 3 года назад

"That's okay, Justin. Take a nap..."

@gracier.369 4 года назад

The Stella d’oro S cookies staples in my Italian upbringing! Nearly died laughing when I heard that!

@schuncke 4 года назад

Gracie R. Millenials have no clue about Stella doro

@jcbulldog533 4 года назад

My Mom was Mexican & she always had those along with cake,or a coffee cake for Company..I remember as a kid those Stella Doro's were hard as a rock, obviously made to dip in coffee (Which I hated) & still do to this day & I'm in my late 50's. Love Sebastian he's amazing in Concert..Seen him last May

@brownin329 4 года назад

Mine too, and I'm not even Italian!

@julenepegher6999 4 года назад

Same, if my grandpap didn’t have real biscotti he always had the Stella d’oro!

@RobinMarconeCassidyRN 4 года назад

This is the place to go when you need a good laugh😂 Funniest comedian ever!

@r5an 4 года назад

Right. Thumbs up even before it starts.

@r5an 4 года назад

Also a very kind person it would appear

@RobinMarconeCassidyRN 4 года назад

@@r5an I've seen this before😊

@Hollins23 4 года назад

I love his style of comedy! It's so real, and refreshing.

@Jasmyne444 4 года назад

Agreed!!

@scottcollins5060 6 месяцев назад

He is nuts!!!!😅 I can't get enough of his act!!! He is an Artist. Gives laughter where there is sadness. Lift spirits when their are none. A personal connection without being able to afford a meal and makes a life worth living once again even if it means just for one more day with a smile on your face and in your soul.

@UNOwn-ib1td 3 года назад

I don’t know Sebastian’s parents, but I have the utmost respect for them.

@mommamia5251 4 года назад

School Lunches, I can relate. The other kids were eating PB&J or bologna. My lunch was pasta in a thermos, salami & provolone sandwiches or pasta e fagioli. I needed a breath mint after lunch!

@kimber_sez_so 4 года назад

Yup. Those salami sandwiches...and an S cookie. Lmao!

@caesarfiorini 4 года назад

Potatoes and eggs or peppers and eggs on semolina....my brown lunch bag would have a spot at the bottom from the olive oil....LOL

@Anca820 4 года назад

@@caesarfiorini OMG!! Someone else knows potatoes and eggs??

@Anca820 4 года назад

@@caesarfiorini Kids had no clue what I was eating. Sometimes peppers and eggs but I loved my potatoes and eggs on a huge piece of Italian bread. Great memories!

@tamiekaaugusta4058 4 года назад

This comment just took me out! 😂😂😂

@darkstar1650 4 года назад

OMG I just bought the Stella Dora "S" cookies for my mother at the Supermarket today...

@Anca820 4 года назад

Lucky!! I can't them at the one store I was able to find them at anymore.

@williamcostigan91 4 года назад

God I sell those things, and they either fly of the shelves or they stay there until I have to stale them out. This is a convenient way to scale how many old Italians shop at my stores.

@darkstar1650 4 года назад

@@williamcostigan91 I like the Ones with the swiss fudge in the middle

@williamcostigan91 4 года назад

@@darkstar1650 Dude no one ever, ever, ever has bought those things in the five years I've sold them. There are 16 packages in a case and I always end up taking all of them out as stale.

@maddawg4599 4 года назад

And here I thought he said “you want some ass cookies” 😂

@paleamigo8575 4 года назад

Sebastian is freakin hilarious! His performance has improved tremendously in the past 2 or 3 years. Based on this show, he's gotta be in the top 5 or so comedians working today. So animated!🤣🤣🤣 Sounds like his dad was all about Business. Cool.

@mariedrudi4889 2 года назад

That first joke hit so hard. My father is all Italian (la mia famiglia sono venuto di Rimini cento anni fa), my mother is French Canadian. That makes me half and half, but if you ask my father, "You're Italian, you're Italian!" My parents weren't immigrants, but there was no such thing as napping growing up, and if you weren't wearing shoes at all times, my father would say, "Ain't you gettin' dressed today? What are ye doing?"

@Michelle-rv9ks Год назад

My father’s dad was Italian and mother French Canadian as well. It’s an interesting mix!

@CaptAmeric 4 года назад

My daily dose of normalcy. Thank you, Sebastian!!!

@andrewguerra9343 4 года назад

Dad:“Go start a business!” Son: “What about college?” Dad: “College is for doctors and lawyers! I’m not gonna risk going broke so you can get a degree in Italian American studies just so you can wind up working at McDonald’s and paying off debts and loans until you die. GO START A BUSINESS!!!”

@jgordy52 4 года назад

@Greg F. Not those ones lol

@andrewguerra9343 4 года назад

Greg F. Not all of them.

@martymathison7758 4 года назад

Nope

@Luna-ed2fz 4 года назад

There was 66 likes and 6 replies a minute ago, that’s not good.

@amberslahlize7961 4 года назад

@Greg F. Only if you don't know how business works..

@l.a.walker1713 3 года назад

"I'll pack you some CAWFEE" Lmfao.

@chermoka 3 года назад

I love what he does with his mic

@SherryEllesson 4 года назад

I grew up in a mixed Italian and Portuguese neighborhood, and Sebastian nailed it. I laughed so hard at this - thanks, Sebastian - for bringing back the family ethic, work ethic and home-made ethic of the way I grew up. (mostly in Rhode Island)

@portuguesehydrangea4818 4 года назад

Must have been a loud neighborhood! 🇵🇹❤️

@FACafe-pt9bd 4 года назад

Sherry Ellesson I’m Italian my wife is Portuguese. My kids get it from both sides. We work hard. We love lots. We raise our kids to know if you want something you need to earn it. Have a great day.

@SherryEllesson 4 года назад

@@portuguesehydrangea4818 Oddly enough, no - we were right up the street from Narragansett Bay and nothing is louder than Mother Nature, when she wants to yell!

@SherryEllesson 4 года назад

@@FACafe-pt9bd You two are doin' it right!

@portuguesehydrangea4818 4 года назад

Sherry Ellesson lol leave it to Mother Nature to draw out the sound of a lively group. I’m sure you have some great memories growing up with that cultural mix. My family is from the Azores, Portugal. 😊

@adilouie 4 года назад

Truth. My husband comes from the Polish. His Grandparents owned a restaurant in Upstate NY. He was working as soon as he could reach the countertop. That Work Ethic remains. He'll work 7 days a week. No complaints.

@bluluckyduckie 4 года назад

Alison DiLouie hi from Rochester 👋

@AussieGirl235 4 года назад

That’s not something to be proud of

@AussieGirl235 4 года назад

Kaz - So anyone that doesn’t work themselves to death 7 days a week is “lazy”, yeah that makes so much sense 🙄

@AussieGirl235 4 года назад

Kaz - I’m not a dumbass who goes through life living for people’s approval. Good luck with that

@AussieGirl235 4 года назад

Kaz - I sure did. Enjoy your miserable life

@CarloBianchiniMusic 2 года назад

My wife and I have watched this over and over and we still laugh !!! 😂

@steveloguercio4594 3 года назад

I think he is the best out there today. I listen to him constantly, never get tired of it.

@Nathan-wn5mc 4 года назад

"I'm in third grade" lol

@tarot-karma-online 3 года назад

Get a coffee :)

@justingarrett2239 4 года назад

1:43 lmao that was a personal attack😂😂

@nikosp3156 3 года назад

It's so hilarious how Italian parents are acting and talking exactly the same as Greek parents! 🤣

@graycatfan 2 года назад

His jokes are not only funny. They are educational. :)))

@reapergrim324 4 года назад

Lol, this guys always hysterical!!!

@alexzais1935 4 года назад

Erwin Rommel Ok boomer.

@ninstendo1416 4 года назад

That profile picture probably gets u tons of pussy brooooo

@caronmorgan4100 4 года назад

Too funny!! Love him and I completely relate as a Jamaican immigrant.

@Toniegoodaz12 4 года назад

Caron Morgan amen to that...no dog inna di house and we can’t be lazy at all 😂

@emmanuellejp 4 года назад

I agree, I'm Haitian and it was the same.😂

@kaila62kaila 4 года назад

Yes! Immigrant families don't play!

@jezebel324 3 года назад

His face after he says “i had real silverware” makes me think that story is real

@angelataraxy 2 года назад

I grew up Italian American and they packed real silverware in my lunch bags... 😅

@Mexicobeanpole 3 года назад

Love me some Italian men. I married one 40 years ago. Haven’t stopped laughing since. Best thing I ever did.❤️

@sylviavasquez9973 4 года назад

I just love his personality. ❤️

@IAMBENNYBLANCO. 4 года назад

Yeah right.....You like looking at his butt 😂

@FACafe-pt9bd 4 года назад

I’m Italian. My mom would make me breakfast to go every morning for school. It fed 3 growing boys on the school bus for 7 years every morning. When my buddy’s got married they wrote it in their speeches. Ti Amo Mamma. 🇮🇹🇨🇦

@FACafe-pt9bd 4 года назад

Squid Ink sounds like a typical Italian family. There’s always 1 idiot to ruin everything but you still hold the values.

@jeffkerr7418 3 года назад

This guy is really funny and accurate about growing up. I was raised that way as well but irish. Get up early, no sleeping in. Had chores, a job early in life. But for sure his lunches were way better than mine. But comedy aside I can say it made me a better person.