Semi-Obscure John Mulaney Quotes (Compilation) 

Here before the algorithm picks this up. Mulaney’s the best

That final one!

9:00 and who do i see? lorne micheals. Me! john mulaney from chicago

“Start again.” “Okay.”

Purdy sure ....Bob and Jerry.....

He is an absolute genius

And clearly it's the spite of my stepdad and my real dad that caused them to rob me blind with their fake ass houses and that's because of their spite toward my mother...