Seth MacFarlane's Rejected Pitches (with Mark Wahlberg) 

Fartin Spartan 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That was good.

Why isn't this a thing?

Fartin Spartan The role he was born to play.

+Fartin Spartan What's the plot? Leonardo trying to capture the elusive Oscar as it flees from his grasp over and over again? You know, I think I'd actually watch that. Probably be funnier than Ted 2.

YES MAKE THIS HAPPEN

+Evilshadowstorm And yet he could. He could do this all his life and not get bored or bore anyone lol!!!

It’s the sexy smile for me after he said that ☺️

+ThePeridactl "you're FIREDDD!!"

+Zero k donald trump

+ThePeridactl noooo :'( it was benson

+Zero I know.

+ThePeridactl i know you know it. just having fun

i loved that one and the muffin rapper part i was laughing my ass off!!!! XD

I pitched them alone, screaming into a quarry lol

You couldnt see his eyes following the cue card ?

- Victim of Arbitrariness 😂

He could do a good Peter Griffin impression

Alfonzo Gonalez Or a Stewie one.

MrJedabak He sounds like Brian.

Ryan Johnson because he is

The Gamer The Joke... Your Head.

Be sure to write them down on a muffin wrapper

BOB MARLEY AND A FLOPPY DISC!!

Movie title: Never forgetti

Staring: Mom's spaghetti

This needs to happen.

already made

Ha ha, nice try.

Tom Hanks and a rocket ship.

Tom Hanks and the HIV de la muerte

+Schwarzer Ritter So that's where Seth McFarlane got the idea.

how do u forget that one

I would 100% watch that

Noble L Clint eastwood and a car...Oh wait.. that's been done

Noble L How about Clint Eastwood and a gun... I know that's been done to death but, hey, there ARE some people out there who want more XD

Noble L That thing(the chair thing) happened in August 30, 2012, this video was uploaded on Jun 26, 2012.

Shear and utter genius

Jack Byrnes That could also be a movie title.

Jack Byrnes Danny DeVito and a talking cow and a talking sheep: Shear and Udder Genius

***** Seth McFarlane and anything. Seth McFarlane and everything. Seth McFarlane and his imaginary friend Seth McFarlane. Or Butch Hartman. Seth McFarlane and a Muffin Wrapper- Seth Wraps it Up or Muffin's A Muff.

+Barrobroadcastmaster This is Comedy Gold.

Peh Yu Xiang i literally said the same thing. lol

+Xiang (Fortehlolz) That Oscar was too soon. Or too late, depending on whether you saw Brokeback or not.

+Xiang (Fortehlolz) my reaction was kind of like " hahahah, aww "

He has a weird thing for inappropriate Heath Ledger jokes

Yep thats comedic gold waiting to happen.

Yeah, I fucking died when he said that.

Get some crazy taxi up in this bitch

I'd watch that. I think everyone would.

george baum People watch anything he creates.

Pops?

"Quit slacking!" -Benson, 2013

You're... you're joking right?

Her.

ive never seen someone stutter on the internet Micah Hirsh

Dude, the movie Her is literally that movie.

watch the movie: Her

That is his normal voice

Yeah I just closed my eyes and imagined Brian

Shaun N Ince My money is on stone cold and the fetal pig. I'd pay a lot of money to see that one.

Abby Bonds same

hes 43

+ilovesmoshandpewdipie and he doesn't direct his shows. He runs them. And not even that anymore. He basically just does voices and occasional FG jokes. That's it.

+J. Nicolosi Cool man

thomas shea ikr

stratocasterbeast But that makes his jokes so amazing! :D

And what Seth knew, which he wisely brought up about him around this time!

I was just about to say this

"WHO DO YOU HAVE TO BLOW TO GET THIS MOVIE DONE, AM I RIGHT?" :(

Seth has actually known for years, a friend of his was actually one of Winstein's victims, as a result Seth has been dropping hints for years (you'll even find one at the Oscars that he hosted)

big mike and now we’re all pssssssed off at Charlie Rose.

Yeah, Mark Wahlberg gained a load of weight for the movie 'Pain & Gain' based around bodybuilding and fitness

he got swoooolleee!!

+The First Giant Yes indeed. He portrays himself as persistent, diligent, disciplined, passionate; I wonder, however, whether that portrayal is genuine or intentional... after all, you only get his account...

+liquidpersuasion "persistent, diligent, disciplined, passionate; I wonder, however, whether that portrayal is genuine or intentional" Well, despite one's opinion of his output, he HAS managed to build himself a mini-empire of television series and parlayed that into a somewhat successful career as a movie director and multi-talented actor/voice actor while worked on a few dream projects in the music business and the internet... yeah, I think he probably knows a thing or two about hard work, diligence and discipline and I'm willing to bet you don't apply those things without passion for what you're doing.

+liquidpersuasion Reminds me of Steven Colbert, how he potrays himself on TV is different. He actually said he doesn't let his kids watch because he doesn't want them to think he doesn't mean things like when he says he loves them.

BlackenTheSky6 He was probably kidding about that. Kids aren't that stupid.

***** *coughs* HONEYMOONERS !

"Nothing is new under the sun." Sorry bro, everything you see is either ripped off or inspired by some other thing.

AJVersatility19 Your Ecclesiastes quote not withstanding (good one,by the way)...an animated series about a dysfunctional family with a fat,cloddish father,a clueless mother,a disassociated daughter and an infant who's smarter than all of them,whose adventures are constantly going off into pop-culture-inspired tangents. It's a ripoff...worse,it's a "viewer-discretion-advised" ripoff.End of story.

snarkus63 Dude I AGREED that it's a ripoff ... what do you want from me?

snarkus63 Did you just decribe the Flintstones and the Jetsons?

hes dead

no! my mommy said he just moved to a farm upstate!

so is bob marley and heath ledger

and Gene Wilder

screw google plus HA!

...Yeah, the cutaways are so annoying. Like those 10 minute long fights between Peter and a chicken... need I go on?

PompeiiProductions Annoying? they're fucking hilarious

yep, it's brilliant.

PompeiiProductions Do you remember when people cared about your opinion? No not even pepperidge farm remembers.

Seth came first lol

I still think there are shit episodes, but i guess that comes with these shows.

You can say the same about south park

Major Milk Oh, that's why the terrible show got even worse. Seth is such shit that all of his interns pick up on his shit.

I can't stand it. Awful characters and random jokes. But, the older seasons were fantastic and Seth himself is hilarious.

yes

now

that

that

HAH

Yes, u are.

You do know that they brought him back right?

ThePsychoLemon You do know he commented 2 months ago right?

ImFieldyy Let's get a person commenting every month in order so that my O.C.D doesn't act up.

Hey, just my monthly comment, keep it up.

It's because he barely writes that anymore

+Felix Parsonson really? i didnt know that

Seth barely wrote any episodes for family guy after the pilot. He mainly does the voices. And produces of course.

Ya like they said Seth isn't as involved anymore, that's why the quality is so far down.

Vanukass Nah he wrote for Family Guy for pretty long. He was pretty regular writer for the early seasons. And now he is just an on and off again writer for his many shows. And I'm also sure he's doing plenty of other stuff now with making movies, and don't forget that he recently launched The Orville.

Bubba lame

Bubba You mean Donald Trump and his Wig :D

MegaProjectpat Maybe I DON'T care to look that up since his crown jewel is Family Guy, which I don't find that amusing anyway. And yes, I have a sense of humor. Just because I don't care for Seth McFarlane doesn't mean I lack one. By the way, this entire skit was about "fake movies" with the same premise as Ted. This video has little to do with McFarlane's other projects providing that he is not a one trick pony.

Lol ok this Seth McFarlane hate is getting ridiculous. It's like, for people like you, it's not ok for you not to like him, but you have to let the whole world know. Every Seth related video has people who already knew they didn't like him, commenting about how they still don't like him. I mean what's the point really?

AJVersatility19 Did you just say "it's not ok for me not to like him?" That's stepping on my Freedom of Expression.

Rawk4Life Dude really? Lol you can't just take one part of a statement and draw the entire meaning from it. Ever heard of taking something "out of context"? That's what you're doing. I guess try reading it again. Well let me use better words as my previous ones confused you. "It's like, for people like you, it's not sufficient to not like him, but you have to let the whole world know."

+Rawk4Life hey, it's okay not to like CH. So much so, they've taken time and dedication into developing an "unsubscribe" button. Haha yes, now you can proclaim your hate on College Humour at just the click of a button! It's even been placed over the original "subscribe" button for accessibility! So please, try their new "unsub" button today, and stop wasting the comment section.

ZINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

TheRich4270 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH *Spins outta' RU-vid*

Awesome , I really hope so.

Then the problem is he comes with the doubt.

Which is ironic because Family Guy is the least funny show on tv

+Matt Schumacher You are now the funniest man in America (if that's where you live)