[SFM] Cut Half-Life 2 Intro 

Attention! This is now an actual mod you can download and replace the HL2 intro with (Credit to NvC_DmN_C) Download it here: www.moddb.com/groups/nvc/addons/go-fk-yourself-gman-intro

Speedrunner skip cutscene

This is why Gordon doesn't talk - Gman constantly abuses him

The alternative universe where Gordon Freeman isn't mute, but deaf.

When you start Half-Life 2 for the 100th time this year.

He must be pissed Gordon doesn't appreciate the cooking show.

I can imagine Gordon Freeman's expression of pure terror, shock, and confusion after this happens.

"Now... Listen carefully, my dear. When you see your father relay these words:"

I wish this was real since I can just imagine some 14-year old kid booting Half Life 2 for the first time in the middle of the night and getting absolutely terrified beyond recognition

Imagine being unconscious for 20 years and then waking up to that.

I mean since you asked nicely

POV: you've just left a negative review on G-Man's Headcrab Jambalaya.

The worst part is, that summerises the intro pretty well.

Adrian Shepard: “I’ve been in stasis for 22 years, please give me an assignment.” Gman:

Gordon doesn't need to hear this, he's a highly-trained professional.

Me: I’ve beaten every side quest The final boss:

When it is a considerably large nudge

Wish this had like a .0001% chance of happening in the main game, so like 5 or 6 people would report it happening but nobody would believe them

Little timmy: is gman from skibidi toilet?!?!? **starts to sing the song** Gman:

Teacher: "feel free to ask for help" Teacher when I ask for help:

What G-Man would've say if he was aware of the unforeseen future consequences of Gordon leaving him

POV: G-man had his whole intro planned and ready, but he lost the files to it just as it was time to wake Gordon.

“Dumbledore said calmly.”

"An oversimplification of events, but yes"

I think it's unhealthy the amount of times I rewatched this.

THE ALYX VANCE HAS DIED WITHOUT HER WE CANNOT PERSEVERE G-Man:

"Wake up Gordon Freeman," G-Man said calmly.

gman when he finds out what gordon did with the scientists microwave breakfast in half life 1

when you not only refuse to work for G-man in hl1, but survive the "ambush" on xen afterwards

_"Hey guys, desinc here, today we're gonna speedrun this game again, lemme just...skip the intro..."_

Fun fact: you can't stop replaying this

hes just letting out the anger of not being nominated for game of the year

POV: You are playing a pirated copy of Half-Life 2.

I have just accidentally saved this to my playlist of late night videos to fall asleep to. I have no idea how long it will take me to reach it. Let the games begin.

When Shephard asks for the 150th time if he can actually go do something.

Gman yelling is louder than the train horn. Dude's got some serious lungs.

I want a mod where every character is just as aggressive and angry as this, fully animated, too.

I would love to see a mod where G man is just incredibly aggressive

He disabled the suppression field so Gordon can breed with himself to create an army.

I feel like this perfectly represents how G-Man and Gordon feel about each other now

Mod it in, now. It’s beautiful.

“Didn’t see you board this train.”

"Can we please have Half Life 3?" Valve:

POV: You called Chuck E Cheese's a restaurant

gman be like when you play half-life 420 times

When you launch Half - Life 2 for the 999th time

"How to greet a Physicist you are waking up from a long stasis" Google: Write a long cryptic speech that may give them an idea of what to do Bing:

What if Half-Life 3 actually opened like this?

I would love to see a mod of this to where g-man is just pissed off at every cutscene and abuses Gordon

My dreams when they decide they want to wake me up:

I'm gonna send this to skibidi toilet fans when they call g-man a skibidi toilet

Dang, you really pulled off the "angry Gman" look, he looks genuinely pissed. Really cool short!

When half life fan ask for half life 3 for the millionth time Valve:

Kid said hey that guy from skibidi toilet: Gman:

When you deny the Gman’s offer and he finds out you survived the battle you have no chance of winning.

GMan must have woken up the wrong side of the bed

Imagine defeating the nihalinth in one and then no context immediately being cut to this scene

That would of been the intro if Gordon refused the Job offer and still made it out the Killroom.

I’m declaring this as canon

I NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE A MOD LIKE THIS 😭 The most authentic way to send Freeman to a civil war on a conquered earth

I don't know why RU-vid is recommending all these GTA-G-Man crossover videos all of a sudden… but I like it. 😳

"Rise and shine," said G-Man calmly.

“that’s not g-man it’s the skibidi toilet bos-“

When Gordon refuses the offer at the end of HL1

POV: You told CoreyLaddo to stop making Talking Heads memes and references

When skibidi toilet kids mention gman as a toilet

When the G has had enough of Freeman's shit while they were roommates.

G-Man, the entity that can alter space and time itself, is done with gamers making him say the same exact lines over a million times.

Gman Meeting With A Skibidi Toilet Fan :

In case y'all didn't know, the voice is Steven Ogg. The audio is from a panel at a convention where it was him, Ned Luke, and Shawn Fonteno (aka the main 3 characters of GTA V) and someone asked Steven if he could say "go fuck yourself" to someone at home on video. Steven agreed after the audience cheered him on. It was about as glorious as you can imagine.

*When a previous hire is unable or unwilling to perform the tasks laid before him* :

G-man's honest reaction to every skibidi toilet kids calling him a toilet:

Gman when he has to save Gordon from another explosion:

I wonder what these memes are like to people who have never played Half-Life

A love letter to skibidi sigma kidz

I love how gordon doesn't move at all once gman is done as if he is still trying to process what just happened

now all we need is a mod for this to be in the game

"no way it's the guy from skibi-"

They cut this intro due to the number of heart attacks it caused

Dreams that normal people have: **the regular G-Man’s speech at the start of Half-Life 2** My dreams:

Gman when people call him the toilet guy

When you keep dying over and over because you quicksaved in a bad area and the gman spends ages searching for alternative time lines where you actually succeed and he gets tired of doing the speech every single time

The quality content I subscribed for.

Skibidi toilet fans : its the guy from skibidi toilet!!!1!!1! Half life fans :

When Gordon isnt nominated for Smash

It's freakishly terrifying seeing G-man being that aggressive... We're just so used to see him in his calm, educated demeanor that... Seeing this, really gave me goosebumps.

When you call gman as skibidi toilet boss

My god, the cut to the train after makes the whole thing for me, had me laughing so hard. Thanks for this!

Just imagine you trying speedrun the game for the 500th in one day and this come out

When you start the game with "Sv_cheats 1"

Nobody:... The captions: "los coches"

G-Man screaming is lowkey cursed af. *He's usually so quiet and now he's being so...BRASH!*

The train horn right afterwards is the icing on the cake.

When you don't prepare for unforeseen consequences

"OH MY GOD ITS THAT GUY FROM SKIBIDI TOILET" G-man: 0:01

Gman desperately trying to get Gordon to respond to anything he says.

Gman when his bosses told him that they no longer need Gordon but now need Alyx:

Gman when you do 200 fresh start playthroughs of half life 2 in 5 weeks

I can imagine Gordon just grinning and panting like a maniac, starting the new game for the umpteenth time this year.

Steven Ogg is a legendary actor.