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If you added Humanoids from the Deep with Craeture from the Black Lagoon, then subtracted all the talent and money involved in those, you would get Aquanoids. Some fun was had though.
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@Sentient_Zee Год назад

I was the one who sent you this film. I’m so glad I could share my pain with everyone.

@JasonBrant Год назад

So this is your fault 🤣 Thanks for sending it - we had a lot of fun watching.

@Sentient_Zee Год назад

Yes it is. You’re welcome and thanks for watching it.

@troywalkertheprogressivean8433 Год назад

Angel McLeod of the clan McLeod?

@RAINSMAN79 Год назад

There can be only one

@BishopGantry Год назад

HA! Atleast we got clamshell😏

@treadstone1138 Год назад

From the bottom of my heart, and I can't stress this enough, thank you so much Erin for saying "clamshell" while Jason was drinking. Epic timing.

@zepptar Год назад

😂😂😂

@JasonBrant Год назад

She almost got a spit take.

@lone6718 Год назад

100%

@colcostello160 Год назад

I was looking for the pearl 😉

@langleymneely Год назад

Knowing what the SPICE channel is and understanding the reference of trying to decipher porn out of scrambled images is such a specific thing that only a particular generation of folks will get and as one of them I thank you for being seen! Lmao 😜 ❤

@jackflash8218 Год назад

Erin, sweet summer child that she is, only mentioned HBO. Normal nude-itay in normal movies. Jason jumped immediately to actual porn.🤦‍♂️ You see... it's this kind of escalation mentality that leads to nuclear war.

@StinkyGreenBud Год назад

Yeah man, when he said that all those memories came back. "i saw nipple!"

@ATEC101 Год назад

Erin has finally succumbed to the role of 'color commentary' with the clamshell comment. Jason, you are a monster for perverting that sweet, 'innocent' soul into your fiendish B-movie torture. I heartily approve of this and welcome her into endless laughter/despair.

@rokasrerroca7399 Год назад

"Clamshell." Thanks Erin for reminding us that you can always get a hot meal at the "Y"! 🤣 ("Clamshell" merch for 2023!)

@JasonBrant Год назад

LOL, Jesus.

@trel Год назад

Fun fact: the Domino's Noid was genetically related to the Aquanoids.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Haha, that's a good fact.

@louis5362 Год назад

Another fun fact: Domino's stopped using the Noid mascot after a mad gunman named Noid took one of their stores hostage

@s3.14dervision Год назад

I was wondering 🤔

@eduardopena5893 Год назад

@@JasonBrant You should avoid both the Noid and the Aquanoids.

@stonecoldku4161 Год назад

Aquanoids. Hemorrhoids from the deep. That is terrifying.

@JasonBrant Год назад

🤣

@andrewmccormack4295 Год назад

6:46..That was hilarious,I've never seen Erin destroy Jason so badly as she did here..Love you two heaps and keep up the awesome reactions.

@mauriceedwards9588 Год назад

Those sweaters are fantastic but who guessed Erin's dirty mind even got to Jason wow!Great watch with you two.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Love the sweaters, and yeah, she got me with that one.

@fredericklidman1976 Год назад

It has been commented on before, but Erin’s timing of “Clam __ shell” while Jason drinking, was just 10/10. 😂😂😂 💫👌💫

@bryanharrison3889 Год назад

This was NOT intentionally bad. This was a masterpiece in the director's eyes.

@hawker7488 Год назад

Wait a minute... A possible copyright claim against Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny? WHY!? That's like pissing in the company coffeemaker, and then immediately confessing when you're still close enough for a well deserved ass beating.

@eduardopena5893 Год назад

For the same reason it was made.

@JasonBrant Год назад

It was Lady Terminator.

@eduardopena5893 Год назад

@@JasonBrant That one makes a bit more sense. Apparently Neil Breen had been copyright claiming some of his works several years ago, but I think he has learned that this is where his cult following has come from so he seems to be cool with it now.

@jackflash8218 Год назад

Erin's "that's how you get Aquanoids" & Jason's "I'm surprised she was able to swim down" got me early. Coming out of the gates strong! Gonna be a good one!

@JasonBrant Год назад

🤣 Thanks!

@waynesmiley2207 Год назад

Jason murmuring "Why is your top still on" as she got dragged across the sand was too much for me 🤣🤣

@davidlewis6857 Год назад

Those twin nipple rings should have been featured in the plot: someone fires a crossbow bolt attached to a rope exactly through both nipple rings at once. He's then able to shimmy up to the rescue helicopter after bravely stabbing the Aquanoid in the balls.

@Ammeeeeeeer Год назад

I love how Jason went from "Not enough boobs" to "WHOOOOA!", exactly my reaction to this 🤣🤣🤣

@stevenellis6515 Год назад

What a lovely fun couple you's two are, Merry Christmas guys from your no 1 scottish fan. 👍

@JasonBrant Год назад

Thanks so much Stephen! Merry Christmas!

@emkay9508 Год назад

Jason you are the luckiest man alive. Erin is a gem 💎

@mephistopheles4910 Год назад

Man, the creature from the black lagoon scared the crap out of me when I first saw it. It put me off of going swimming in beaches for a while because I didn't want to get knocked up by a creature.

@jimmyboy568 Год назад

Erin's sense of humour is next level 🤣

@s3.14dervision Год назад

🐚

@JasonBrant Год назад

She's been on fire lately.

@nexteffects Год назад

I was about to say Erin is salty in this one.

@bryanharrison3889 Год назад

Her rips are the best, by far.

@hansgraichen8051 Год назад

You two are a national treasure.

@rokasrerroca7399 Год назад

The Nutcracker Suite @11:52 finally helped me understand why this is a Christmas movie. 🤣

@JasonBrant Год назад

Well done 🤣

@hanswurst2220 Месяц назад

"Who is it?" "Feldman, from across the hall!" 😄

@anoniemoose Год назад

Aquanoids, man, the Dominos mascot really went off the deep end, I guess.

@jackflash8218 Год назад

The Noid. Yeah, let's have a sentient, cackling nightmare for a mascot. Why the hell not?! I swear, all through my childhood, whenever I heard "pizza party" I'd just start shivering and piss myself. THANKS A LOT, DOMINO'S!!

@anoniemoose Год назад

@@jackflash8218 It was the animatronics at Showbiz Pizza Place for me. I'm pretty sure one of them is my sleep paralysis demon.

@jackflash8218 Год назад

@@anoniemoose Showbiz Pizza Place? That anything like Chuck E. Cheese? If so, I hear ya on the animatronics... absolutely terrifying! Seriously, I think the owners of these pizza chains got together with psychotherapists and cooked up a money-making racket. A "you break 'em, we'll fix 'em", type thing. It's the only thing that makes sense.

@anoniemoose Год назад

@@jackflash8218 Yeah, it was around at the same time as Chuck E. Cheese during the 80s. They ended up being bought out by Chuck E. Cheese and most of the locations got converted. That said, it was WAY creepier than Chuck E. Cheese because it was more or less just a knock-off of the same idea. Just give it a google and enjoy your nightmare fuel!

@JasonBrant Год назад

The noid! I completely forgot about that.

@bobjordan9978 Год назад

Just discovered you guys while on Christmas break. Love this stuff! Can’t stop watching!!

@themoviedealers Год назад

Co written by an acquaintance, Eric Spudic. He's worked on a ton of low budget shlock, was an employee of Fred Olen Ray, and had his own video store here in LA for a while, bought many DVDs there.

@waynecaissie9846 Год назад

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of you! This was a great year of episodes,thanks for doing this,you bring me great laughs! 👏 🍻

@this_is_who_we_are Год назад

At 06:29 the montage of packing stuff into the jet-sky rivals the dress-up - montage in COMMANDO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Parasiteve Год назад

that scooter scene omfg lmaooooo. i think its around 6:22. for a movie that is apparently self-aware, the jokes aren't too bad. like they're not THAT over the top and they're not happening every 3 seconds. its actually a slight chuckle worthy.

@StarShipGray Год назад

You need to watch “Plankton” (AKA “Creatures From The Abyss”). Amazing cheese from our Italian friends as the Italian horror industry was slowing down.

@JasonBrant Год назад

I'll see if I have a copy.

@Yaksniffer2 Год назад

Shout out to Brad Jones for coming the phrase “shot on shiteo” years ago. Keep up the good work y’all!

@NZBigfoot Год назад

"Clamshell"... that is why we keep on coming back to watch.

@berzerkbankie1342 Год назад

Cynthia Rothrock sounds like a Christmas in July type of Christmas movie

@JasonBrant Год назад

Not a bad idea.

@jonnuanez7183 Год назад

This looks like it was filmed on Catalina Island, outside of L.A. The pier scene early on gave it away. And then the background shot of the Casino when the females were chattering away non sensically at 100 mph.

@dirtycrewman Год назад

Thanks for the laughs in 2022, hope you'll be at 200K subs by this time next year.

@JasonBrant Год назад

We're stepping on the gas in the new year. Thanks for hanging with us!

@johnbachman8908 Год назад

Glad you mentioned Humanoids from the Deep. A classic, great film. The one nice thing is many of the films you watch are on Tubi, and it’s free.

@eduardopena5893 Год назад

Humanoids, Aquanoids....Heculoids! *makes the noise of the blob creatures.*

@markcharles2819 Год назад

OG bad movies can be imitated but NEVER equaled, lol.

@robotrix Год назад

"Shot on shitio" is the Cinema Snob's saying it goes back to at least his review of Death Nurse...probably Crazy Fat Ethel 2. He even started a movie by that name but never finished it.

@darkhorse13golfgaming Год назад

Dig the sweaters, they look great. This movie's name has already scared me, but it can't be any worse than that Christmas movie y'all inflicted on us 🤣

@TheOrlandoTrustfull Год назад

Hope you and the family had a good Christmas, looking forward to watching this turd later.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Thanks, Orlando! Hope all is well with you!

@ASaltyGhost Год назад

My jaw dropped when I saw those sweaters!! They look so good!

@stonecoldku4161 Год назад

18:52 Longer delay on that grenade than in Die Hard 2.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Those freaking grenades in Die Hard 2...

@chrisbuttonshaw2088 Год назад

6:45 Erin's trying to get that Life Insurance money LOL.

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

11am in Alaska, dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!! Never heard of this, so I'm eager to watch!!!

@JasonBrant Год назад

Good luck.

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

@@JasonBrant yeesh, what a show 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jasonmyersOU812 9 месяцев назад

Damn! Erin workin' blue on this one. :) Great work guys very entertaining. By the way Jason I had the same reaction I about spit out the candy I was eating.

@rickerpenor Год назад

Started strong and kept going. Also, those sweaters are bomb.

@Humongous420 Год назад

Those sweaters are badars! I will have to send you some MY NINJA merch so you can wash your toilet with it 🤣🤣 Thanks for the EPIC year of uploads! You have no idea how much I appreciate all your dedication to watching bad movies and drinking random beers. Cheers to another year of amazingly BAD movies

@JasonBrant Год назад

Thanks so much! Next year is going to be even better!

@Humongous420 Год назад

@@JasonBrant next year I am sending you a special VHS that I do NOT expect you to watch on your show. Please add it to your collection because you and Dave are IN the movie! I look forward to putting together a couple of MY NINJA delusional deluxe box sets together for you two

@leeg5481 Год назад

Good call. Happy New year. 😊

@JasonBrant Год назад

Happy new year!

@galogiha Год назад

that editing... man, it looked like a bad cereal commercial. the close-ups... you know you are allowed to take 2 steps back, right? and I have to agree with jason: those funbags would have floated up so bad she should've ended up looking like killroy.

@carldzoga1348 Год назад

4:20 I love when the 'Joke Grenade' goes off for Erin🙃🤣😊😊

@villematiashaukia9633 Год назад

I was getting nervous that Thursday upload wasn't happening ... And as soon as I checked notifications... Hooray !

@JasonBrant Год назад

I finished the episode 14 minutes before it went live 🤣 The holidays have made it rough to maintain my schedule.

@villematiashaukia9633 Год назад

For next year you need to do some gingerbread cookies... Or watch that horror movie with gingerbread man!

@michael_swardh Год назад

That was not a cadaver saw, it was a wood saw. Morgues usually don´t use saws with wood handles either.

@hatersgonnahateyo Год назад

the look of horror on erin's face when the random sex scene came on >.< too funny

@alanmotter6613 Год назад

My family has a house on Catalina Island, and I remember seeing these people filming back around the early 2000s. I assumed it was some kind of midnight movie because everyone involved look like an extra from Baywatch. I don't think I was wrong.

@SisK58 Год назад

Nice sweaters guys. Great pos SciFi movie as always😄

@ikr9358 Год назад

I have a feeling that Christmas movie with Cynthia Rothrock is 'Santa's Summer House'...

@timvanarsdel Год назад

I see you have Drafthouse's _The FP_ in your pile. I won't spoil, but it's a delightful gem of being over-the-top trashy without ever tipping it's hand or winking at the camera with an "Is that a kooky premise or _what??"_ It's tropey to a T on a shoestring budget, but you can tell the creators had a hoot without delving into self-aware-awareness. Would love to see how you folks run some after-show game theory.

@derekshropshire2513 Год назад

Oh no 🤣 someone sent a copy of Santa's Summer House? The corgi is the best part of that movie.

@edwardkruse1820 Год назад

Clam-Shell... best joke of the episode!!

@edrimeikis9270 Год назад

The volleyball comment made Jason sound like he was pining for Top Gun

@BatCaveOz Год назад

The cop at 15:08 has the American flag backwards... the stars should be on the right... signifying a flag moving forward. (He is wearing a left-sleeved flag on his right sleeve)

@willkayl8793 Год назад

The thing about bad movies is even if a film is terrible, you can kind of figure out what the film makers were going for. This is not one of those films. Like you said, you can’t tell what kind of bad film this is supposed to be.

@eduardopena5893 Год назад

I make a habit of watching Delta Force 2 just for John P. Ryan's performance. The first half of the movie he is playing a straight laced general and the movie is taking itself rather seriously. Then all of a sudden the cocaine must've bumped in because the dude just goes off the rails. It is a legendary performance and how he didn't win some sort of award for it is beyond me. "I JUST got OFF the PHONE with THE PRESIDENT..................and he was PISSED!"

@Snow10101 Год назад

6:45 Erin about to get arrested for lethal commentary.

@jpeg3628 Год назад

Cant believe no one has sent them "ICHI THE KILLER" yet...its has some great plant care techniques

@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Год назад

You should try to find the obscure monster flick Ganjasaurus Rex.

@grendelum Год назад

the reason we don’t bang in the gulf of mexico or any ocean is because salt is an abrasive… neither of u will walk right for days. seriously, just don’t… find a nearby pool.

@JasonBrant Год назад

It has to be awful.

@colcostello160 Год назад

We used to have a show in England called topless darts. Could be right up your street 😉 😂

@albertdennis418 Год назад

This one movie is still better than anything seagalo ever done. They should have put him in the movie as a beached whale

@colinlawson8391 Год назад

HAPPY XMAS to you and the SBIG family. :)

@JasonBrant Год назад

Merry Christmas!

@gafrers Год назад

Erin is the worse 🤣🤣she legitimizes all the bad jokes. Priceless. Thank You

@JasonBrant Год назад

🤣

@sarlaccstapeworm990 Год назад

Jason: "Are we gonna bang in the ocean?... Cuz that's not good." Erin: "That's how you get Aquanoids." 😂🤣🤣👍

@ChristopherStump Год назад

Here's to good beer and bad movies! 😁

@trel Год назад

The idea of a self-aware creature feature movie, in the vein of Scream being a self-aware slasher flick is interesting. Perhaps an actual filmmaker will try it someday.

@MsNikkieMichelle Год назад

This was hysterical and truly painful….however Erin being Erin (awesome) made it bareable and funny…lol.

@crazyfvck Год назад

2 movies in 2 weeks that feature hoodle creatures? :D And Erin's clamshell joke was great! :D

@4evaavfc Год назад

A.P.E., saw it at a weird film festival 25 years ago. It would be interesting to hear your analysis

@the_zenba Год назад

coroner/ob gyn combo makes perfect sense, you know, greeting people coming and going, like a doorman.

@danierick100 Год назад

her joke reminded of my wife she made basically that comment/joke a few days ago!!dying here man

@niksampson7233 Год назад

“Clam Shell” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MotoringBoxTV Год назад

Just FYI, view your channel page on a desktop and hover over this video. Erin's on the preview and it's hilarious 😂😂

@betaylor73 Год назад

Bit of trivia....Edwin Craig, the actor that portrayed the mayor, played the mobster in Burton's Batman that inquired of the Joker "What's with that stupid grin?" before getting killed.

@villematiashaukia9633 Год назад

Watching old episodes while waiting new ones. :)

@michaelatherton9871 Год назад

Clam Shell! 😂😂😂😂😂. That’s the funniest f’n comment I’ve heard on this channel! Lol

@eduardodiaz9942 Год назад

8:12 I totally believe that they were going for that 50's sci-fi/creature movie camp style, but they didn't have the budget or the skills to make it work

@MeCrazy516 Год назад

i just like that any chest is Bolo's now

@JasonBrant Год назад

It became a thing out of nowhere.

@joseserrano141 Год назад

Hi Jason Happy holidays

@bobbrown7039 Год назад

CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!! LADY ERIN GUFFAWED LORD JASON FOR ONCE!!! "CLAM SHELL!"

@perkeyser2032 Год назад

Yay! No hats or caps! Good work.

@1massboy Год назад

CLAM SHEEL!……😂😂😂😂. My god…😂😂😂😂😂

@JasonBrant Год назад

🤣 🤣

@holeymcsockpuppet Год назад

With all that swimming through kelp...I thought I was watching Avatar 2.

@briancoulombe4517 Год назад

The sad truth is these movies are funnier if they actually try and fail.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Absolutely.

@davidmitchell4814 Год назад

I think I saw this on Bravo after WCW Nitro when I was like 9/10 years old. Terrified the shit out of me!

@stonecoldku4161 Год назад

13:58 Oh man! The creature rubbed its hand so hard on the guy's chest it ripped its own skin and bled all over the dude's chest. I mean it clearly didn't break the bro's skin, that's for sure.

@JasonBrant Год назад

🤣

@ravendark_7250 Год назад

"The Aquanoids are back! And better than ever!" --Vanessa ..... are they though? Are they??

@JasonBrant Год назад

🤣

@yohei72 3 месяца назад

Hey la Hey la The Aquanoids are back!

@marquelbarnes3963 Год назад

This is beyond Tubi worthy😂😂

@YouTube-tied Месяц назад

When I was a kid, I had to get my adnoids removed. As an adult, I've had hemorrhoids. Are aquanoids next for my oids-list?

@MichaelTotin Год назад

I'm glad the sweaters worked out. Maybe up-size next time? No one wants to wear a tight sweater. They do stretch out. I've been using that company for a few years now and have been very happy with them. I have and wear at least 7 sweaters from them. I used them to build an Alien themed one this year. I may have to send you a copy of Humanoids from the Deep. I'm pretty certain I know someone that has it on Laserdic. :)