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@BenjaminRoss2815 Год назад

I’m the one that sent you V-World Matrix and I have to say that it’s one of the worst, most incompetently made movies I have ever seen. So glad you guys enjoyed it.

@JasonBrant Год назад

So you're to blame.

@madisonbrown5766 Год назад

😂😂👍🏻

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

YOU'RE the one who inflicted this pain upon us, there's a place in my mighty Decepticon Army for you!!!

@codygranrud6212 Год назад

"I want the Matrix" "We have the matrix at home." ....

@troywalkertheprogressivean8433 Год назад

I like when the guilty party steps forward.

@Avaurfavperson Год назад

I'm a 45 year old happily married man. But watching this movie triggered such guilty shameful pubescent flashbacks that I instinctively got up, turned the bathroom faucet on and made sure the door was locked so my mom wouldn't catch me.

@uptown710 Год назад

GRANDMA NO!

@Avaurfavperson Год назад

@@uptown710 I'm just combing my hair, I'll be down soon!

@npc1374 Год назад

Better not leave any jelly fish in the bath tub.............

@michaeldixon3440 Год назад

“There’s not enough boobs in this movie!” Says the coolest wife ever. Jason and Erin, I salute you.

@William-Morey-Baker Год назад

Erin is great.... but it definitely feels like she is just playing along, which isn't a bad thing... I'm not trying to insult her or downplay her contribution to the show, i get the vibe she is often just trying her best to be "one of the guys"... there's nothing inherently wrong with that though, and she is still hilarious regardless.... But yeah... just sometimes get that vibe.

@msn769 Год назад

@@William-Morey-Baker Malarkey, she's never been shy to go against the grain.

@bytefu Год назад

"With the powers of Paint and Movie Maker combined, I am now unstoppable!" Probably the editor.

@craigstrickland1572 Год назад

This is tragic on so many levels but the discomfort you all show for the extended "Skinemax" sex scenes makes me laugh so so much. That "DP" joke kills!

@JasonBrant Год назад

That scene was soooo long.

@kryptonianguest1903 Год назад

@@JasonBrant That's what she said.

@rpcheesman Год назад

"Are you willing to be naked. Yes. Okay I've got six roles for you." "Six roles? You want me to be in six movies?" "No. One movie, six roles." *visible confusion*

@robbie.j7639 Год назад

I had to look up Sydnee Steele (for research purposes) she made a lot of movies, the one I am most looking forward to watching has to be Snatch Adams, but it also looks like she was in a long running series of movies that must have inspired The Fast and the Furious series, called Backseat Driver 5, 11 and 14.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Backseat Driver. Must be a classy film series.

@alaric_ Год назад

I liked the "Eager Beavers 3" and "Beauty and the Bitch" best. One can assume correctly on what category these films are... :D

@MrRorschach87 Год назад

She looked familiar to me. As it turns out, she was in Sex at six, probably the only porn movie I know a name of.

@alucard624 Год назад

Sounds like award winning material right there.

@Cybjon Год назад

@@JasonBrant As somewhat of an aficionado of her oeuvre, I have yet to find a classy film amongst them. You may rest assured I shall keep on looking with diligence.

@TheVgrey Год назад

That Dave cut out always kills me

@stonecoldku4161 Год назад

17:54 Again, Virtual world where you can do anything or anybody. No restrictions. And that's the outfit he chose to wear.

@JDelwynn Год назад

And you have to pay for your virtual booze apparently.

@ernieb352 Год назад

I think the only way people saw this back in 99 was because someone's grandparent went to Blockbuster and saw it, and then remembered The Matrix and thought it was the same thing so they rented it for their grandson who is a The Matrix fan.

@rickerpenor Год назад

Just what I needed this morning. A terrible, awesome movie.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Always brightens the day.

@csmadisun Год назад

I find it amusing how, when one bad heavy metal song ends, another one just starts. Ron Ford paid for them, Ron Ford is gonna USE them.

@JasonBrant Год назад

No pennies wasted.

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

705am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!! Hooray for unexpected new roommates!!! Life is different now!!!! I'll introduce them to you later, my man!

@JasonBrant Год назад

New roommates?

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

@@JasonBrant yeah, a friend of mine who I saved from being homeless with her 4yo daughter. My name may be Megatron, but I can play the White Knight when I want, and I really wanted to save her day.

@socialistshirker Год назад

There's a film called Expect No Mercy, where Jalaal Merhi and Billy Blanks fight to control Virtual Reality. It's pretty fun. Then the sequel, Expect to Die (which was also released as a video game), has David Bradley from American Ninja 3. Both on RU-vid, for anyone who wants to see them.

@alucard624 Год назад

You can't go wrong with David Bradley.

@JasonBrant Год назад

I must see those!

@DoveAlexa Год назад

They also made a terrible fighting game out of that movie. (Also called Expect No Mercy)

@ahmadalgaree506 Год назад

I think the total literal budget for this movie was no more than $1600

@JasonBrant Год назад

That's generous.

@splitsidez9778 Год назад

Don't know why but I read that as "toilet budget"

@DieselMcBadass1 Год назад

@@JasonBrant I think 69 dollars is more accurate, 420 dollars tops

@Starch-Wreck Год назад

That was the budget for their “film star” alone.

@SEXCOPTER_RUL Год назад

Thats how much one of those headsets would have cost they used lol

@alucard624 Год назад

This makes Eyes of the Werewolf actually coherent by comparison.

@JasonBrant Год назад

It really does.

@FurryStockings Год назад

19:46 my god, Erin's wheezing sounded like 2 tea kettles lol

@bradnov89 Год назад

Pressing that timestamp over and over sounds like whales mating.

@WhenTheManComesAround Год назад

@@bradnov893 months later......yep ...still 100% Accurate 👍

@theadmjg Год назад

19:38 might be my favorite joke ever told on this channel. Holy hell my jaw hurts from smiling so much. Great episode guys!

@SebastianMikulec Год назад

I stood up and gave Jason a slow clap for that one. F'n gold!

@benisaten Год назад

The Bowling Alley mysteriously burns down after Brant gets food poisoning...hmmm. get Seagal on the case.

@JasonBrant Год назад

I probably shouldn't have said that on video...

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

@@JasonBrant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@hawker7488 Год назад

SBIG needs to have a Stephanie Beaton marathon. Patreon members will be elated. ...maybe not Erin...

@JasonBrant Год назад

I was shocked she didn't show her bolos in this.

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

@@JasonBrant yeah, me too, WHAT THE FÙCK?!?🤣🤣🤣🤣

@genethornton453 Год назад

These types of movies are what you'd see at like 4am on a Saturday on Cinemax and showtime and they'd always were so bad they felt like a fever dream and you could never be lucky enough to see them a 2nd time.

@alucard624 Год назад

Those were good times. Wish both of those channels still did that.

@nsob8897 Год назад

I tried watching them several times but the squiggly static filled screen always ruined the mood.

@genethornton453 Год назад

@N Sob I had that issue too. We had to get creative and prop up the cable wire a certain way and aluminum foil came in handy. These kids have no idea what it's like to have to jiggle a cable cord or antenna around just to get a few seconds of a clear picture.

@nsob8897 Год назад

@Gene Thornton ya got that right. We always kept a keen eye out for the few times they would run a month of free service to tempt people into subscriptions. Ah the 80s and 90s...what a time to be a teenager. Tech wasn't quite tech yet and old fashioned wasn't quite old yet.

@teedup8995 Год назад

@@nsob8897 where I live Cox Cable would block out the whatever channels free previews for their own at a later date and it was always shorter than the other channels previews were! 🥺 😠 18:46

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

I'm gonna be laughing about you guys' DP jokes all day🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JasonBrant Год назад

haha!

@headspace8338 Год назад

Right?…”Pretend like you’re being shot”… Omg, hahaha!

@FuzzyPyrate Год назад

13:43 That dude who died with the computer screen smashed on his face was the best actor in the bunch!

@bobbrown7039 Год назад

I needed a headphone warning for the "pretend you're getting shot!" reaction from Milady Erin.

@kmmcgreer 3 месяца назад

You all ABSOLUTELY should have your version of the Oscars. A Top 10 Best of the Worst So Bad It’s Good Awards.

@Indians-dl3to Год назад

The plot of this movie heavily reminds me of William Shatner's Tekwar than Matrix.

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

They used such lame Teknology in this movie🤣🤣🤣

@JasonBrant Год назад

Haven't seen that one.

@Indians-dl3to Год назад

@@JasonBrant It was a novel written by William Shatner himself & then later it was adapted into fpur TV movies & then a TV series.

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

@@JasonBrant it was a series of books, actually, that had the Shat's name, but were co-written by Ron Goulart. But the rest, yeah, that, too.

@alucard624 Год назад

This certainly had the acting level of Tekwar.

@chipchippahson Год назад

I have dropped more dough at Spearmint Rhino than was spent making this movie.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Haha!

@chipchippahson Год назад

@@JasonBrant

@thefatman69dude Год назад

19:47 needs to be turned into a sound effect asap.

@marshaljedcooper7402 Год назад

Sometimes I think there is just a waiting list for bad movie actors, everyone gets a turn eventually

@JasonBrant Год назад

lol

@holeymcsockpuppet Год назад

Just like strippers!!!

@GeeFunk84 Год назад

2:47 "...or both" - f**k, I shouldn't have been drinking wine, half of it came out of my nostrils.

@JasonBrant Год назад

🤣

@17absolut 7 месяцев назад

This guy showed up for the DP and was like : "What ? U want me to set up the lights ?"

@Awwscrewit Год назад

12:00 was one of the all time great awkward silences this channel has ever seen.

@BusStopProductions. Год назад

Former Actress & Fitness Model Sydnee Steele was cast in this "film" because of her background in The Ad*t Ind*stry & was okay w/ being shirtless most of her Screen Time

@vasari9198 Год назад

There was a moment when the three of them were trying to follow the plot - it was adorable.

@SeanBlazze Год назад

Total Recall 2: Into the Matrix

@SRTarlow Год назад

Enjoyable commentary as always! I used to work with Ron Ford in his day job, and he’s a cool guy. He’s done a lot of animation work in recent years, including a take on Poe’s The Raven. I think he’d say that his best movie overall was Hollywood Mortuary. P.S. - On V-World, I recall him saying that he hated it because he was under contract to trot something out fast with almost no budget. Creative control was in question, if memory serves.

@timothybrown2907 Год назад

19:47 finally another clip for that Erin crack up video

@JasonBrant Год назад

The tea kettle was strong in this one.

@bytefu Год назад

@@JasonBrant The sounds that followed gave me instant six-pack abs.

@whenwasthat Год назад

The in unison "it was" is easily the funniest and most telling moment on this channel so far.

@stagalgiz1097 Год назад

Oh a classic Skinamax movie... I remember sneaking out of my room and watching these movies in junior high and then freshman year in high school.... 😂 Does this bring back memories for you Jason? Either way, at 38, these movies make me laugh.

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

Do you remember a little gem called Test Tube Teens From The Year 3000? I saw that one on Up All Night, With Rhonda Shear on the USA Channel.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Oh yeah.

@stagalgiz1097 Год назад

@@megatronjenkins2473 I remember that one. USA, where Skinamax movies go to die since all they had were bewbs..... Ah I remember up late on USA, all the Skinamax movies.... Where did all the softcore go?

@ZachSeg3425 Год назад

19:44 PTSD from all those 90’s bukkake scenes 😂

@whoelsebutmeofcoursei Год назад

You ask the porn star to pretend she's getting shot and she does that naturally xd

@JasonBrant Год назад

haha

@dirtyrottenhikers4972 Год назад

Pretty sure my Friend saw Ms. Steel in some adult videos back in the day.

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

"Your friend" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JasonBrant Год назад

🤣 🤣

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

Wait, Eyes Of The Werewolf, isn't that the one I once called out as softcore before you aired the episode?

@alucard624 Год назад

It straight up was softcore. Anything with Stephanie Beaton is softcore period.

@JasonBrant Год назад

That would be it.

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

7:35 that dude's face..... Excuse me while I go RIP OUT MY EYES

@JasonBrant Год назад

You're welcome 🤣

@HittokiriBattousai17 Год назад

This is the perfect movie to bring back the BSOD joke

@JasonBrant Год назад

Hah, so true.

@petesashlyn 10 месяцев назад

"This gonna be our big break." -the band(s) that played the entire movie, whomever they be.

@DaMeng3000 Год назад

19:48 reminded me I need to change my brake pads soon.

@KushQQ Год назад

tbh the actresses with multiple roles is an amazing choice, its like game developers reusing assets and im sure it was on purpose

@itmademesignup9508 Год назад

Reusing "Assets"...Ha ha, I get it!

@tomfindstreasure Год назад

Just got to the gym watching this gem on the elliptical! Can't wait. You guys make my workouts go by fast!

@JasonBrant Год назад

Nice! Hope you dig it.

@tomfindstreasure Год назад

@@JasonBrant Erin's teapot was next level.

@TalosCreative Год назад

8:54 'if you piss yourself in the matrix, you piss yourself in real life?...your mind makes it real' to paraphrase the real Matrix movie...

@delawaredoomoho2421 Год назад

Thankyou so much jason. I swear this episode cured my depression. So much love for you guys❤❤❤

@alandhopewell Год назад

Gaps? The story has CANYONS!

@GeeFunk84 Год назад

I also love how the music is reminiscent of old 'Exodus' demos.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Can't say I know that.

@Edgecrusher66 Год назад

@@JasonBrant he means the thrash metal band Exodus, which kirk hammet was in before metallica.

@stonecoldku4161 Год назад

12:19 Why are they so afraid of this dark haired woman? She has never actually shot anyone. She missed every time in this movie so far.

@JasonBrant Год назад

I have no clue.

@Brianybug Год назад

The girl typing on that computer totally reminds me of the famous cat typing gif.

@LuciusVKayne Год назад

the hand drawn effects make it seem like there was some genuine effort behind this. maybe not a LOT of effort, but genuine none the less

@highnoon2535 Год назад

Couple of movies to add to your list, "GLadiator Cop" - Starring Lorenzo Lamas, and "The people under the stairs".

@dc9662 Год назад

It's always a good time watching you crack each other up. The movies are just the icing.

@1massboy Год назад

“I’ll be besides you, it’s fine.” Oh my god Jason. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@JasonBrant Год назад

Yeah, well.... 🤣

@benisaten Год назад

Big spenders. Cheers guys! From Niagara 🇨🇦✌️

@JasonBrant Год назад

My beer budget for this episode was more than this movie.

@slwalsh Год назад

Discovered your channel a couple weeks ago and this was somehow my 1st video… yeah I’m onboard now. 😆 👍🏻

@scribesntribes Год назад

"I wore my sandals and everything!" 🤣

@stevenx2523 Год назад

You three seemed to have extra fun with this one. A true skinematic classic.

@ptrgreeny Год назад

7:03 Imagine some one watching this one day and asking, "Grandma?"

@stonecoldku4161 Год назад

2:17 We now know what the "V" stands for in V-World.

@whoelsebutmeofcoursei Год назад

a woman's valvolina

@JasonBrant Год назад

haha

@Subjectivity13 Год назад

It's not just that they had no budget. It's that they had no budget and then tried to make something really ambitious, that would have taken millions of dollars to even do slightly well, which doomed them from the start. I think the CGI sequence at 3:28 was stolen from a different movie, and they just added the goofy "whoooah!" reactions on top of it.

@villematiashaukia9633 7 месяцев назад

This episode kills me every time. Laughing so hard my ribs hurt.

@7woundsfist Год назад

This is probably the most uncomfortable yet hilarious video yet. Bravo, 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@trometromme7113 Год назад

I have a broken rib and hurts like hell cause i'm laughing more than Erin watching this. Pure agony.

@darkzer0670 Год назад

I'm on the toilet watching this and no one knows........

@peterhulse1064 Месяц назад

Thats appropriate.

@82Stro Год назад

That 19:48 high pitch is hilarious 😊

@grayden4138 7 месяцев назад

I'm pretty sure I've seen a skinemax show with the two dudes and the redhead years ago. They look younger in this though.

@starsiegeplayer Год назад

I looked up "Film Star Randal Malone." He's some kind of horror movie actor. He uses "Film Star Randal Malone" for his billing, for some reason.

@refinedsugar Год назад

Only in the couple of friends and alcohol can this be bearable. Dear god. Sorry Ms. Steele.

@ZERO_O7X 8 месяцев назад

@3:52 "AaAaAaAaAAh!!" Followed by Brians super accurate mimicry. 😂 Omg I can't believe this is real or that anyone involved with this movie signed a contract to appear in it. Hell, I'd pay good money just to be cut out of the thing. 😂

@madarab37 Год назад

Wow, they really went all out on the special effects, using all the crayolas to draw the lasers and adding cap gun sound effects. You guys were on fire with the jokes tonight. :)

@nohandlenotme Год назад

Love the tee shirt, Logan is one of my favorite movies!

@JasonBrant Год назад

Thanks!

@brucemangan3807 Год назад

I’ve waited all day for this… time to ruin my night 😂 13:32 that’s some sweet foley work with celery.. 😂

@Uncle_T Год назад

19:45 And so Erin made EVERY dog within 500 yards from someone watching this video go apeshit!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BusStopProductions. Год назад

The, man who Directed this film (Ron Ford) was @ one time close friends w/ Mike Stoklasa (Red Letter Media & Never Been Kissed). Secondly, The Director of this film one lived w/ Hollywood Superstar Randall Malone

@crushember3519 Год назад

19:46 Release the Kraken!

@marcbenson1969 Год назад

I know Matt LeBlanc had a dry spell for a bit. But this is mind blowing.

@waynesmiley2207 Год назад

You want me to set up lights?!?! 🤣🤣

@maxbrandt6 Год назад

A shot-on-shityo movie with a budget of $68 but it's that one dollar added on that put it overbudget that almost delayed production for 6 months.

@stirgy4312 Год назад

19:46 memories of hurricane Sandy... 😆 And, once I showed up with my tool belt for a DP job, and found out it was something different entirely 😫

@NZBigfoot Год назад

Wow... that ultrasonic wheeze... didn't think the human vocal cords could make a noise like that, woke my cat up and im wearing padded headphones.

@Timelord007 Год назад

Sydney Steele she, Jenna Jameson & Bill Kelly were urm a big part of my adolescents in the 90s 😂😂😂 Hilarious reactions I had keep pausing because I was in fits laughter as you tried to explain the plot. Best tonic of the week your channel.

@georgesykes394 Год назад

Shannon Tweed wasn't bad either.

@Timelord007 Год назад

@@georgesykes394 Yup 🖒

@georgesykes394 Год назад

@timelord0074 Remember back in the day USA network had a show called Silk Stalkings plenty of gratuitous shots of hot Women in Lingerie.

@alucard624 Год назад

Jenna was awesome before she ruined herself with numerous surgical procedures. Jill Kelly still rules.

@screamqueenstephaniebeaton 8 месяцев назад

LOL, you are right it's so bad. Sorry I am late to the party. Just found this on YT. LOl. I was in this movie so I feel your pain. Many Blessings to you. New subscriber to your channel. Love, Steph

@BigBear-- Год назад

Thank you, that was hilarious! I think I might have seen Ms. Steele live in a very similar role...in a club in NYC. That was an Oscar worthy performance as well...