She Wrote About Grief... After KILLING Husband For Money 

Best comment in this thread! Snorted with laughter!!

“Ya know” it.

And she’ll have to throw in that afterlife thing, you know?

Good idea, except this time the proceeds will likely go to her kids or her deceased husband family (providing she is found guilty and there being any sense of justice).

"How I Killed Your Father" .......those poor kids.....

My wife has $275K life insurance policy we bought as an investment and I changed the beneficiary to HER daughter, just so there would not be any horseshit like this story in our relationship. Of course neither of us is batshit crazy.

This woman, everything from her background to her demeanor (oh and the fact she killed her children's father) screams complete psychopath

Disgusting isn't it, crazy b

​@@fritzbasset8645 that's awesome! But yes the kicker here is you guys are not batshit crazy and are wise

Omg after the “ya know” segment and Lmao, I can’t believe she says that sooo much! Great content!

That's hilarious AND the perfect analogy to this Story!! 😉

My sister is super messed up, she once stole her roommates cat when they were moving out and then helped her look for the cat! She kept the cat! YEARS passed before her ex roommate found out thru FB and called the cops. The cat was returned. My sister is batshit crazy and we are no longer in contact.

@@blydnhvghn Whoah... that's messed up

Sorry... SHE is NOT a lady.

that cracked me up lol

I applaud you for that post!!! When I heard her say that I thought it was such a obliquitous remark.

Underrated comment

The title would be: " Daddy's only Sleeping" .

it gave me the chills when she changed that from "we've obviously never been through this to "my kids have never been through this" made me wonder if she HAS been through this outside of this murder.

😂😂😂

😳 wow, just wow.

It's like she wanted to be caught.

Oh my goodness. What a Cow😕

i like to call her Lori Vallow Jr.

@@tonycowin no. The problem is that narcissists are usually stupid and not the smartest

Ya Know lol

if your wife has tried to kill you ONCE leave her 😊

Or at least stop eating or drinking anything they prepare.

Tried to kill him twice and he stays with her........Maybe he wanted to be murdered?

Literally if my other half tried to kill me ONCE - and I lived thru it- it would be over! Immediately .

It made me so giddy 🎉

Yes loved it! Had to go back a couple times and keep dancing. Mike is the best

Yes! That was epic

Y’a know…

I felt the anticipation when the rendering of the mega mcmansion was shown. The hold out was so good, such a satisfying dance! idk why!?!?

Do you think they held a family tournament style *rock paper scissors* over who got to break the news? I bet she tried keeping a calm demeanor but her text messages to her lover were probably the angriest messages ever❗️

Oh shit, she nuts

Went to the Lori Vallow School of Mourning

She's really the book definition of evil. She took away a lovely father from those 3 little boys for money. Incredible stuff. This call for DP without doubts. What a scumbag..Even going on tv...Madness

the fact that she didnt even know they had e prenup, maybe she will use it to claim insanity defence lol

Thanks :)

Wow! What a scumbag of a human being I hope she rots slowly in those cold cells.

Why did she punch her ?!!! She's such a horrible human being. And that creepy book... I hope it's no longer for sale and unavailable.

@@cme7527 It may become a collector's item. The byline being, "A murderer's guide to grieving for your victim."

@@cme7527 Chances are she’s going to be the one getting punched in her new home.

He was still probably getting a little poohder off of her.

Very sad that he lost his life and the children lost their father. But seriously, he must have been weak and indecisive.

When you have children it's hard to know when to give up on a marriage

@@realcanadiangirl64uh? She tried to poison him, it wasn’t rough times and they needed to ride it out she tried to kill my man and he caught wind. Even more of a reason to get you and your kids out.

Some of you have never been in an abusive relationship and it shows. There’s levels and it goes deep iykyk

😂😂

Do you really know though… you know

Spot on!!! Mike is the best,he has a special personality that keeps people coming back for more.... OMG!!! He's doing witchcraft on us all!!! We all are going to be mikes last most exclusive final destinations tipe of murdered with witchcraft story.....😱😱😱🤫😂😂😂

Ya know! 😂😂

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That's crazy. Yea female privilege goes a long way my friend.

@@BalboaBagginstouch some grass bro

@@providr_ no he is right, older women get away a lot with the crap they do. The story he just posted raises a lot of concerns because it shows how things can be ignored by religious people and the public in general

​@@providr_how about open your eyes

Maybe she was great at oral and their hearts couldn't take it.

It would be one of these moments: 😱

Maybe they could find some solace in the fact that she didn't actually write it herself

I was one of those parents who had that book in my cart to buy for my kids. Glad I never finalized that purchase

I can relate to that by being helped by Alice Sebold’s “Lucky” and then it turned out the wrong man was imprisoned for her rape. 😒

That book changed my life 😔

I'm right there with you. My parents are divorced, and it was a blessing. They were so obviously unhappy. Not abusive in any way; just no longer happy together. Children can tell. Get the divorce because you aren't protecting your children from anything.

exactly. divorced and an alive father is a much better idea

The home is broken as soon as a parent dies any way, right???

If the father was alive and divorced this women he could be there for his children now. It was only a matter of time before she would succeed to poisoning him by staying. Karma did catch up with her, just the audacity to capitalize on his death and steal her children's father and in her head try to make it right through a grief book shows how twisted this women is.

I agree!!!!

Yeah, from that point on it's all I could hear when he showed clips of her talking 🤣 It's like every 3 words lmao

😅😅😅

Also "kind of". I can't stand when people say that over and over when talking. They have no confidence in what they're saying. And in her case she's lying.

The end with the "if you know, you know, so" 😂😂😂

​@@jamesr.vanpattenjr.8963 1111qq+3w2qqq211 w w212

it's mind blowing!

Another program said he didn't want the kids to have a broken home.

@@deborahsunflower939 if you die of poison...well your home is broken.

There's a case out of Colorado where the dentist husband killed his wife by poisoning. He attempted it more than once & the wife stayed too!

My ex wife posioned me, there is self doubt involved, because you do not know why you suddenly got sick, just that you are sick. Unless you take a sample to get analized you do not know and with enough gaslighting and emotional termoil you can not think straight.

Chuckling

Completely hilarious without being distasteful.

It was I had to fast forward

Especially then seeing how often she used it just in regular interview context

It was genius.😂

Same here but miss the Tinfoil Hat and more importantly the “Insurance Dance”

Bedtime? It's 3pm my guy

Only five? It hardly seems possible! That means there must have been life before Mike, but I certainly can't remember it, can you?

@@smhgaming3259 oh, so we all live in your time zone.

I see you in every comment section. That's awesome.

Fookin' "A"

😂

It is an eyesore for sure.

my first thought was "and who is gonna clean all those rooms and windows?"

2 million smacks for that monstrosity that's amazing. It's 2 mill for an attached row home everywhere else lol. Still wouldn't buy it what a tacky ass mcmansion.

I thought it was a joke at first

Bought it to flip it…. tacky!

I’m so sorry for your loss 😢

I'm so sorry for your loss... 😢🌹

💙💙💙

Lost mine to addiction too. It gets better trust me

sorry for your loss

❤ Love to you. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for your loss, and I definitely agree with you, I've lost several family members (none even close to being a spouse/partner) and even years later I still get emotional and teary eyed when I talk about them being gone. She clearly has a heart of stone and didn't have any sort of deep care for him, most definitely not any love.

🙏

I'm so sorry for your loss. Please accept my deepest condolences.

@@jezistar1881 thank you. July 31 will be the first anniversary of her passing. I'm not looking forward to it. I keep telling myself that I'll start feeling better eventually. Sometimes it feels like eventually will never come. I heard the late Queen Elizabeth use the term Annos horriblous, the horrible year. She was referring to the year Lady Spencer got killed in the car crash. I'm hoping July 31 will be the end of my Annos Horriblous. I don't want to go into explaining everything but just let me say 8 days after my love had left, I found myself in ICU with no will to live. Not saying I really wanted to die, hard to explain, I guess I just really didn't care one way or the other. By a strange string of events I ended up on the phone with my little brother's wife, who is also one of my dearest closest friends. It occurred to me that should I die, she'd be devastated. That short chat with her changed everything. Suddenly I wanted to live and it's truly amazing how fast I started to heal. Not mentally but physically. If not for the fact that the hospital's phone ended up in my hand and my bro's phone number being one of only two I actually remember because he's had that same number since before cell phones were common. If not for that, I probably wouldn't be writing this. Sorry for going on so long. It's a subject that I rarely talk about but probably should if ya get my meaning. Thanks again.

Different people handle situations and emotions differently.

Ok ​@@CaptainXJ

Don’t project how you handle emotions onto others please. It can do a lot of harm

@@finalfantasy84 Individual aspects alone are never striking. Someone can lie during an interview about a murder case and still not be the perpetrator. Someone can not mourn and still not be involved in the death. Or grieve without tears, yet be sad. But it is the sum of these variations that make up the whole picture. And it's the way, the almost casual way at times, of mentioning the man's death in dialogue that I found fascinatingly cool. It's not an indicator, I just found it chilling. For me ;)

@Phil Mellow very true....my emotions are typically delayed. I had a partner who berated me because of this. It was abusive. She'd boast about how easy she could cry.

What's up with all the sociopathic suburban housewives? You couldn't write this stuff. xoxox

I love the Insurance Dance. Always stand up and dance along. Dog thinks its playtime and joins in.

My sentiments exactly. I love his Hawaiian Shirt 🕺... 👍

Yessss🎉

The insurance dance never gets old🎉🎉😂

It irked me so bad. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so annoying

Yes, me too 😤

IT'S ALL I CAN HEAR WHEN SHE TALKS NOW.

lol

you know, it is not that bad, you know!

I was going to write something kinda like this and then found yours.. You said what my brain was trying to put into words, lol.. I knew what I was hearing, watching but couldn't get the words so thank you 🤗🤗

She constantly looks like she’s trying to hide a smile or smirk

@@Swnsasy 😊😁 thank you!

@@19turtledog the Duper's Delight.

Psychopaths don't feel emotions. They've learned to mimic them.

NOT flavored!!! It's just plain water you drink out of a bottle that has a scented disk placed in the top so you smell it when you drink, tricking your brain into thinking the water is flavored. . .

Dead right...dangerous shit.

Code doesn't work in UK either

I think she was using the book as her cover “story,” _ya know_ 😉

​@@zenosgrasshopper Well spotted. That reminds me of a colleague who told me "I've never lived in a 2nd hand house. I told her about my families home. It was 300 years old when I was born. I love it. It has character and history. I showed her a photograph of it on my phone. She said "wow".

@@elizabethgrogan8553”2nd hand house”? 🤦‍♂️ I’ve never disliked someone I don’t know so quickly

Just to make more money off his death. What a greedy, selfish b#$ch!

If you're going to go that far, might as well cash in as many ways as you can think of!

I know I thought the same thing.

None of this would have happened if Eric divorced Cory. He didn't think of the possibility of his kids growing up without him.

wow

@@henrysmith180 Hate to tell you but men (especially these days) have been raised for some time to see themselves as completely useless. We're all supposedly toxic, and no woman need no man, we're evil, blah blah blah. It's to the point where likely the majority of men see themselves as worth nothing beyond the amount of money they can provide the family. So he may have been fine mentally with dying, knowing that the kids would get it all. So be assured that society and all the overly progressive types have just as much blame in this when these situations happen. This is proven with the fact that more men are willing to get in and stay in abusive relationships (just like the one this man was in). It's absolutely sick.

​@henrysmith180 Exactly. He was an idiot I'm sorry to say. He thought it was better to stay so his kids didn't come from a broken home, than to leave and not have their dad killed

I nearly did a spit take when I got to the "you know" medley 😂

@@NoxCattus This is my favorite piece of comedy Mike has done besides his quirky jokes and the "Life Insurance Dance".

I agree. Brilliantly edited !

I used to know a guy who had the same tic - but 10 times worse. He, at least, was aware of it and would make fun of himself for it. 😅

My ex used to overuse "you know", it about drove me nuts!

I cried laughing 😂 I didn’t really notice it until he pointed it out & played her saying it multiple times. BUT when she did the interview I was waiting for her to say it and she did 😂😂😂 I was too tickled

Wow that house being called a "Mc"Mansion is a huge exaggeration..that's literally a mansion lol In CA or anywhere near NYC that would be a mansion costing 20-30mil.

Also 7.99 for a couple air fresher pods for your water bottle to make the water scented, but bot flavored with sweetness not sourness, no electrolytes, no vitamins, etc etc. Talk about scammy BS even then most desperate shark tank person would reject.

Definitely not a good look for the channel. He seems trustworthy so people will buy it...but buy it only once and never again

my thoughts were wtf. this guy doesn't need to sponsor such garbage, there are plenty of good sponsors out there, not like the guy is struggling with the channel. his fanbase trusts him and would buy whatever he schilled for.

​@@jonslg240 'McMansion' specifically refers to extravagant, impractical, and architecturally hideous homes built by clueless and irresponsible rich folk. The term has nothing to do with the actual valuation of the structure

Family therapist here and 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Absolutely yes! 👏🏼

im not sure that fighting and murdering are the same thing

That's why they used a comma and said "or are trying to....."

Cool, now say the same thing about a woman killed by her husband. I'll wait.

All these types of stories. The poor children. Left with no parents and years of trauma. :(

The kids having their mom out of their lives is not a loss. They will understand that better in time.

@@bobbybattlelyon8923 In time, they may also learn who their real father is... likely AT LEAST 1 of them is from the milkman.

@@bobbybattlelyon8923 I wonder what they'll think of their dad.

It's sad. They'll never see either parent again.

sorry for your loss, hope you and your family are able to come to peace with it

I'm so sorry for your loss 💕💕

I’m sincerely sorry for your loss. Please accept my sincere condolences. May God Himself, comfort and sustain y’all. Bendiciones. 😭😭😭😭🙏🏽💙

I'm so sorry for your loss. 😔💚

My best friend's husband has Huntingtons disease and it is heartbreaking to watch this progress. My heart goes out to you and your family. Wishing you all better days because you deserve to be happy again ❤‍🩹

That’s the thing about greedy people like this, there is no such thing as enough. Will never be able to understand that mindset.

Agree, it doesn't make sense. Working as a team the both of them could afford an affluent lifestyle for the whole family. She had it good.. and most undeservingly. Those poor kids have lost both their parents.

I don’t know why, and I can’t explain it but I have this overwhelming feeling she should be let off the hook and should face no punishment for this crime.

@@drcrow268 why?

You about summed that up nicely.

Yes, adding a false narrative is their solution, sadly .

The interview after the compilation had me like 😎🔫

my coworker says 'umm' all the time. It's painful to overhear her phone conversations.

Ya know?

And, you do not reply, “No, I don’t know” every time your wife says, “You know”? That’s how our mother cured us of that!

She thought she had been/remained successful with the change.

Nah. Using “you know” a ton is just really common filler speech for people who are poorly educated.

I doubt that's why she did it. It was probably just habit throughout her life, the same way younger people always say "like, like, like, like, like" 50 times in a conversation. Others say "you know" 50 times a convo. It just becomes a poor speaking habit.

​@BornIn1500 along with answering every question with "so..."

@@meggie11102 education is irrelevant though. Just listen to the crowds of hippies from Cali who just graduated from a university. All you hear are filler words such as "like" and "you know". It's about culture, not education.

Y’know. Y’know? Yano. You know. Yannow. Y’know. [Clears throat] Y’know, Y’know? Y’know, With three kids. You know. Y’know, yaknow. Y’know. Hmm. Y’know. You know. Y’know, yaknow. Y’know. Hmm. Y’know. Yano. You know. Yoono. Y’know. Oh, UNO?? Ok. Draw 25 to life!

Classic narcissistic check for approval.

My mom used to say that ppl who say you know or you know what I mean a lot they’re looking for validation in situations that should already be understood, and because they’re lying they don’t know if they sound believable.

It killed me when she said it before explaining the 'three C's', like we have any idea what they are, you know

🟤👃🟤

And that airbrushed pic is sooo creepy! Hits me right in the uncanny valley!

Agree! So sorry for everything you had to witness lately😢 Hope you and your Family are healing❤ Best wishes from Austria 🇦🇹

That could still be a good book.

Manner.* a ‘manor’ is a large house on a significant amount of attached land 💫

@KahlessTheUnforgettable i don't even know why i spelled it that way lol 🤦‍♀️. Thank you for letting me know though. It has been corrected 😊

That was probably the only true thing she said about herself in the entire interview...

I found out last week while watching Atozy's video on this nutbar and I got excited Mike was covering it.

That's giving witches a bad name

Not scary enough to move however. Very irresponsible, imo…..look at your kids now.

Even scarier when I’m in your walls doing that exact thing

My wife once asked me "if you could, would you want to know how you're going to die?" I said no, so she said "OK, forget I mentioned it then".

My marriage fell apart in late 2019 and my ex and I were stuck living together during lockdown... She had untreated BPB and used to absolutely blow up over literally anything. Would threaten to kill me in my sleep for flushing the toilet too loudly for example. Had to spend months sleeping with my bedroom door locked, keeping an eye on my food, and calling to police on a weekly basis over physical abuse towards myself and our pets, and death threats. Meanwhile I was working, paying all the bills and trying my best to let her stay until the housing situation calmed down. Eventually she exploded over our cats meowing too loudly, attacked them, and I had to restrain her until the neighbors called the police. She was removed from the apartment and I haven't seen or spoken to her directly since. She made bail and fled the state. I live in constant fear to this day

All he had to do was stop eating her food or drinking her drinks, I mean obviously he should have left her. But dam I wouldn't touch anything see made. I'd be eating in my Donald's daily.

Oh yes…the life insurance dance!🎉

This one seemed even better than normal, extended version maybe

Except he edited out the clip of him dancing with his kitty...

​@@davidhollenshead4892IKR? 😂😂😂

Something about the L.I.D. just touches my heart, ya know? It’s like clouds of heaven descending, ya know?

I can’t stop looking at the part in her hair 😂 She’s seriously cray cray

It was like Jen Psaki's "I have to circle back, I have to circle back, I have to circle back, I have to circle back.." you know. 😊

Nine times.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You know that was a very crazy bat shit nutty woman, you know.

.......ditto

True. Just go. Even if you have to leave your belongings behind. You can always buy new things but not if you're dead.

Agree totally. They should teach this stuff in schools.

As an artist and writer myself, I 100% feel your pain.

Knowing you'd get no credit for a book's success, wasn't it a little tempting to make it a little crappier than necessary? You know (sorry, about that), wouldn't you be compelled or motivated to produce a better book if you knew it was going to carry your name? A lot of books by famous people will credit the ghost writer (i.e. "as told to," or "by so and so with so and so.") It had to be hard to work in complete anonymity. Someone getting a doctorate based on your efforts seems pretty shady of the newly made Dr. Whoever. I respect your quitting.

@@andrewpereira9271 Writing lazy work would’ve actually made it a slog. I had to enjoy it, and the only way to enjoy it was to do something I was proud of. Plus it was still my work, and doing a good job was the way to get better clients and better money, etc. I wasn’t near the tier of “with” or “as told to” credit. That is a huge level of success for a ghostwriter. Being free to do a lot of my own creative effort made it bearable. The doctorate lady literally sent me all her raw material from work on cross-curricular education and basically left the rest to me. Some of it was fun. Average wealthy people like to hire ghost writers for their projects that make them feel cool and important. I was the editor of two lifestyle magazines, in Malibu and Aspen, that some guy just wanted to publish so he could put his other rich society friends in a glossy magazine and sell it to them (making big money from those same friends paying for ad space in it). I wrote a book for a guy involved in an infamous 2000s scandal that wasn’t Enron. I also got to travel, which was cool. I wrote a commercial that I got to see on tv. I still feel bad about the degree work - it was published in academic journals. It was legitimately wrong, but at the time, it was the way I paid my bills. I wish I had instead gone into museum work, which was my other career path option.

After she killed him*

Pretty sure things were going to shit before she murdered him.

Most murderers are from a specific race Lack of emotional control or empathy Peterson Watts Zodiac The Florida woman killing her daughter Columbine Buffalo mass murderer Elementary school mass killing Oklahoma bombing U name it From west Africa 🦅

And still not the death penalty. This was totally premeditated

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I hope they have all 3 kids in therapy by now and they continue to have it through their teenage years as well as long as they continue to need it

It's not that potent or effective, it's strange how they didn't do other tests to figure out whether he actually was a chronic user though, there are tons of chemical markers and residue that distinguish a one time poisoning and just an accidental overdose after established history of use

It’s never to late to start

I’m just shocked to learn that you can literally pay someone to write a book for you.

Yeah the number of times she says "ya know" is wild lol

I can't pour fast enough to keep up with the You Knows

You're doing the Lord's work you know!

What does chasing a bumblebee mean? 😅

@@LittleKikuyu it's just a joke bud

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How do you know? The video is 5 minutes old and you posted this comment 3 minutes ago

The Father of the kids passed away and eventually the Mother went to prison

And kids have a tendency to blame themselves. That's the bad part.

​@@OddSpud i knew this story as soon as Mike said she made a book.

As sad as it is i really hope kouri would be kept far away from those 3 boys life 😔 she is toxic as hell !

My condolences to you and your family.

Stay but for Hevens' Sake...Eat Out already! Don't get into suitcases...Or let people tie you and blindfold you as a Trust Game...schisssch

@@rehab5355 Yeah, sticking around for the kids is one thing, but why would eat anything she ever gave you? At least make her eat half of it first.

It's hard to call him a victim. His children are.

aka the demonic trinity.

Casey Anthony?

Don't forget Jodi Arias.

Can we add in Casey Anthony and Jodi Arias please??

yep, bet the host would like a do-over on that one

Aged like milk

So on the money!

the glove didnt fit

And the sequel, “Ya Know.”

She could get advice from OJ

Or "Mommy's in Jail"

Imagine if Mike and Mr. Ballen collab on their pods.

That Chapter and Mr Ballen are the best! I also really like Coffeehouse Crime, Dreading, JCS, and ExploreWithUs!

Mine too!!

Thanks for the recommendations! I love their storytelling abilities

@@dallenpowell2745 i agree with everyone else but in my opinion Mr Ballen sucks now and he’s a sellout. I used to watch his top 5 places video all the time which were great but his story telling vids on actual crimes were bullshit, i noticed he’d lie/ skip over a lot of facts in different videos so it could fit in with his story telling narrative. I also noticed youtubers like Anna who’d get bashed for promoting sponsors mid video even though Mr Ballen could get away with it lol

And the fact she is essentially profiting off her child's grief.

can any American explain to me how you can take life insurance on somebody else? My european mind doesn't get it lol if I try to take such an insurance then they will check my health, money income ...

​@@michaela9967 I can't, I don't get it myself. It seems unbelievably suspicious to do so.

I'm so tired of attitudes like this. People like you are the _exact_ reason many abused people (male or female) feel an immense stigma and an inability to reach out for help. The judgement is overwhelming. Unless you've been in a relationship like that you do not know. Do you not think he was possibly afraid that if he left his abusive wife would be able to win custody of his children? Maybe he was afraid for their safety if they were to be with her without him there. I know I would be terrified of her winning full custody (especially if I were a man with the common court bias against men in custody cases). We can be confused about the actions people in abusive situations may take but we don't need to voice them so callously (or at all tbh) and we can still have empathy. He paid for his decisions with his life...that is more than enough punishment.

@@gaylebynumcardosa7034 Well, it's bloody perplexing though why anyone would stay with someone who has previously tried to poison them. And to be running around behind them and re-fixing insurances. He obviously didn't care that she's not a good person.

Yes! His take is always illuminating and love, love, love the insurance dance! 🤸🤸🤸

I accidentally got a fake pill and projectile vomited across the room. I was doing the fenty shake for hours and swearing my eyes weren't closed. Congratulations on shaking that shit. It's so dangerous.

she got caught because her husband wasn't actually an addict

I wouldn't bring cluster b people in to this. she's not aspd, she's just evil.

Yeah that made me snort.