SHOCKING interview with Valve about Half-Life 3 

"Valve is worth $3 billion. Half-Life 3 confirmed." I died.

"I actually have news with me. Half Life 3 is unconfirmed" I died xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Rest in peace Risitas, you brought so much joy to the world.

*Valve is worth $3 Billion.* *Half Life 3 confirmed* ROFLcopter

Hilarious but depressing at the same time

From the creator of Hitler Rants Parodies.

"Half life 3 is unconfirmed" fucking ded

and when Valve finally releases Half Life 3, it´s probably gonna follow a completely different character with a completely different story, i could just imagine Valve trolling us like that

This video is seven years old...oh my God.

OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD THANK YOU SO MUCH AMAZING VIDEO

This is fucking perfect! xD

Even making Half-Life 2 they were dragging their feet, it took a theft of an early build to get them to move their asses. Even then it wasn't really done until a couple years after release.

"I got some news for half life fans, half life unconfirmed" hahahahaha I was rolling on the floor laughing

The funniest part, it still no half life 3, and this video has been uploaded 3 years already.

One of the best shocking interviews I've seen recently. GJ :)

That guy had a really funny story to tell, LOLOLOL.

omg this made me crack up

This had me in near tears laughing and I've seen the multiple parodies on this guy's laugh.

He actually says the word 'Half Life' in the first sentence of the video; if you pay attention... 😅

Cue in Artifact reveal lmao

This is pure gold

Valve can count to 3. In Portal 2 "Chapter 3"

Greatest video of all time.

"Half-Life 3 is a lie" lol

This guy gets a new sub because he's the only person that I have seen basically say they want left for dead 3

I can't believe this extrovert & condescending Latino is working for Valve.

that guy laughs like a chipmunk

It's... OH IM GOD RISITAS IS HERE ISSOU

Underrated

It difficult laugh when you know what he say.. Im from argentina xD

right in the hearth!

I never followed the meaning of what he spoke.... but I just laughed my ass off when I heard him pulling off that laughter at sporadic moments. Laughter is the best medicine and it sure is proven right from this video.

"Half Life 3 is a lie" :D hahahahaha, dat pun! :D

Nice but not nearly as good as the interview mockup with the "Apple Engineer".

The cake is hALF-LIFE 3

Leaked Interview At Valve Headquarters.

damned gabe!

This is all half life fans dying on the inside

Well Half Life: Alyx has been confirmed now so after 5 years of this video existence. It’s been announced 4 days at the time of this made comment and will be released on March 2020. It’s not half life 3 and it is a VR exclusive game and technically is half life 1.5 since it’s a prequel but it’s far more better and exciting then valve announcing nothing.

Watching this is what made me move on by laughing off the disappointment.

3:32

Plz Hitler rant over Valve forcing customers to pay for mods.

HEEEE HE HE

laughs *DEAD INSIDE SINCE HL3 WOULD PROBABLY NEVER HAPPEN*

And then dota happened and no one is happy

BETS INTERVIEW EVER

I started my Shocking Interview video from that exact part... LOL Dat coincidence xD

DDDDD

Thevudiya paiyaa

this is risitas and not talking abouth half life 3

that isnt valve

Hes talking in spanish hes not talking about half life

I can understand spanish :/

hl3 is actually comfirm it was leaked in jan 2014

Half-Life 3 is a lie I died

If you understand spanish you wont find this funny :( At all

I do not laugh because I know what it says

I know spanish and this guy is not talking about any video game.

fake

You can't count to three I'll teach you 1 2 portal 3 learn

I speak Spanish so your translation below is weak

Im gay

Fake! -_-