Sidekicks - Nostalgia Critic 

Favorite gag from this video: "Do you think Barry is going to be okay with your Uncle?" "Stop throwing dough at me!" "Next we throw bottles!"

Someone once told chuck Norris that nothing could kill him so he found nothing and killed it first

Chuck Norris was once on the Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next twenty-nine minutes was spent by everyone standing around awkwardly waiting for the Wheel to stop.

I checked the comments section hoping it would be nothing but Chuck Norris jokes. Dreams really do come true, thanks Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never dials the wrong number.... You just picked up the wrong phone

They once tried to make a Chuck Norris brand of toilet paper, it completely flopped, because it wouldn't take shit from anyone.

Chuck norris has a griZzly carpet in his house, its not dead its just afraid to move

You know exactly why he set the blocks on fire.. He's Mako. So he's obviously a fire bender

The "Oh, hey Chuck-AAAHHHH!!" bit is one of my favorite NC moments.

death had a near chuck Norris experience once

chuck norris doesn't turn the lights off he turns the dark on.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris wants to put himself in every ma... oh, wait, wrong review.

1. Chuck Norris pulled the pin on a grenade, threw it, and killed 250 men, then the grenade exploded. 2. Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won. 3. Chuck Norris doesn't cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter. 4.Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in. 5. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death hadn't built up the courage to tell him.

This explain why when I saw Karate Kid, I was confused that there was no Chuck Norris at the end.

Early seasons of NC: "Oh look, Mako, time to make the running joke!" Late seasons of NC: "I want Uncle Iroh to adopt me, and I will fight anyone who doesn't feel that way!"

"Stop throwing doe at me!" "Now we throw bottles." Martial arts mentoring at its finest.

"The classroom is where dreams go to die. Get it right!" It's funny 'cause it's true...

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter. (come one, EVERYONE wants to do it, we all know it)

Chuck Norris caught them all with one pokeball

Is anyone else scrolling the comments, looking for the things they type about Chuck Norris?

A poisonous snake bit Chuck Norris. Three days later the snake died

I remember as a kid, we’d talk about who’d win against chuck Norris, and so one kid would pick the Norris side, the other would pick the opposing side (usually Jackie Chan) and they’d reason for each side, Jackie Chan’s side saying that he knows cool karate, the Norris side usually just saying he’s chuck Norris and everything else you say doesn’t work, and for some reason, everyone just accepted that.

And that's how the Nostalgia Critic's Chuck Norris meme was born. A pity we don't see these running gags in the newer episodes anymore, but we got a lot of other cool stuff instead.

You know who the teacher should have pushed as a role model? Theodore Roosevelt. He was weak as a child, due in part to his asthma, but went on to be a symbol of masculinity without any movies or ego-fanning internet memes to inflate it to ridiculous levels. As a real historical figure, good old Teddy could actually have served as an inspiration to see greatness in the real world and actually focus in class.

I keep expecting Mako to teach Barry how to firebend.

I love that after Doug watched ATLA he finally realized what a treasure Mako really is.

Did you know that when Chuck Norris plays Rock Paper scissor shoot. His rock bashes through the paper, his scissors will cut your rock and his paper will give your scissors a paper cut

Apparently, Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks are so powerful that they don't just kill you, they erase your entire existence from the Space-Time Continuum itself.

Chuck Norris doesn't get punched in the face, he hits the fist with his face

NC (with girlish voice, sarcastically): "But how can chains hold the mighty Chuck Norris? They must be made out of the scales of a silver dragon!" Me: "Or the hairs of Bruce Lee."

The only reason Chuck Norris was killed by those bullets in "Forest Warrior" was because those bullets were made from his blood, they're Chuck Norris's version of the "Judas Bullets", the "Norris Bullets"

When Chuck Norris plays a horror game, it surrenders.

There is only one man on earth that does not fear Chuck Norris... Segata Sanshiro. What, you thought this was going to be a joke? No! Death Battle acknowledged it, even Critic said as much in a commercial episode. Segata is the Japanese Chuck Norris with less anti-gay advocacy... Because Segata Sanshiro will kill anyone regardless of sexual orientation unless they are playing the Sega Saturn.

Close your eyes whenever Mako speaks, and you can totally hear Uncle Iroh.

Critic, that movie you were thinking of with the karate and the kid is called "Judo Child."

4:11 Did anyone else note that Joe Piscopo phrases "Chuck Norris" exactly the way the Critic phrases "A bat credit card"?

I miss the Chuck Norris memes from 2010

A video with Chuck Norris and Mako in ... hard to review . Say anything bad about Chuck Norris and he'll get you . Say anything bad about Mako and the internet will get you . good luck

The reason mako lights the blocks on fire to "make it easier" actually does make it easier. Concrete/ cement is porous to begin with, but When he doused the blocks with the fluid it creates moisture, coupled with the flames and heat, the blocks essentially start to break down and get crumbly. As the moisture is absorbed and the blocks get hotter, they get brittle and crumbly. So despite it looking crazy as shit, lighting the blocks on fire in the end, helps quite a bit. Hope this clears things up for people on why mako did that!

Have you herd of Chuck Norris peaceful brother?: Bob Ross

You can't really blame Chuck for being self-indulgent and self-centered in his movies. People eat it up BECAUSE it's so ridiculous and because we need an unstoppable Gary Stu every once in a while. And because Chuck is devoted to honesty in film.

That is definitely one of my favourite movie moments of all time. When Chuck sits down next to Barry, Barry sees him an delivers a perfect dumbstruck look. That moment is probably why I love this movie. Its cheesy, its a complete rip off, its so luke warm as to induce vomiting, but its also really charming.

You know how some kids wear Superman pajamas? Well Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

This used to be my favorite movie when I was a kid. Absolutely loved it.

In all seriousness though, Mr. Norris is an exceptional martial artist.

•Its says that you should never joke about Chuck Norris •The last person that misplet his name went into a coma •The reason why the world didn't end was because of Chuck Norris •When Chuck Norris said bloody mary, she ran away •When Chuck Norris tries to buy something but is low on money, his money regenerates •The tooth fairy never visits Chuck Norris •When Chuck Norris went rabbit hunting, he caught the easter bunny and his family

A bee tried to sting Chuck Norris.....the stinger got stuck in the bee.

Every time an angel gets his wings, Chuck Norris rang the bell.

The Infinity Stones aren't actually cosmic rocks of ultimate power that can bend time and space, they're Chuck Norris's turds

chuck norris once played a game of baseball. he was every player on both teams. and won

15:23 If you're not going to make the joke, I will. BAD TOUCH!!!

"Stop throwing dough at me" Next we throw bottles!

Danica McKellar, grew up to be a math genius. For really, she is like crazy good at math.

RIP JONATHAN BRANDIS

You won't find Chuck anywhere here in the comments, like us, ordinary mortals. Why? Well, obviously, Chuck Norris doesn't even *use* the internet - *he knows it by heart!*

That gun was carrying Chuck Norris for protection.

HEY, YOU! YEAH, YOU! WE DON'T WEAR SHOES ON THE MAT, HERE, MISTER!!

These older Nostalgia Critic videos have doubled in nostalgic value. As a kid I watched Sidekicks, as a young adult I watched this video, and now as I'm older I can look back on both fondly.

you know how they say Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin and it's descendants are known as Giraffes, well Bruce Lee once kicked Gary Coleman in the chin, now people call him Shaq

I CHUCK'A NORRIIIIISSS!!!!!!! 🤣🤣😂😂 get's me everytime

"What kind of teachers talk like that. You'd get your ass fired if you talk like that." Nostalgia Critic has clearly never been to an Arkansas public school.

people say when chuck norris does a pushup the earth moves down one duodillion

Chuck Norris wants to put himself in every man.

I saw Chuck Norris once. He made a funny face at me. MY face stuck like that.

That scene of MAKO rubbing the kid reminded me of Kung Pow lol

I get the feeling that kid changed his name to Walter Mitty later on in life

3:15: Chuck Norris didn't have asthma. Asthma had Chuck Norris.

Just so everyone knows, Teddy Roosevelt had asthma as a kid. That's right, the manliest American had asthma.

I died at the "But I can't tap that, I'll get arrested", too fucking funny!!!

"R2D2 where are you?" lmaoooooooooo

Chuck Norris doesn't star in movies, movies star in Chuck Norris. Wait, what?

Milk is now known as Chuck Norris Messiah Juice!

"Human Catchphrase" Apparently this was before the term meme was in use.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door shut

So Barry who's 15 or 16, tells his Dad he and Chuck Norris are buddies who do things together, and he actually interacts with his dreams in front of people. Yet nobody tries to get him professional help. Instead they send him to a martial arts teacher. As the dreams seem to come in when Barry's stressed or needs to work things out, when Chuck Norris turns up in real life, I was expecting dream Chuck to turn up and tell Barry "It's okay you can trust this guy".

i cant read anymore of these chuck norris jokes i might wake up my dad from laughing so hard

They say that in a deleted scene, they switched out Thanos snapping his fingers with Chuck Norris blinking. but it was removed for feeling too real. Did you know Thor once challenged Chuck to lift his hammer and Asgard sunk 5 feet? Legend has it that god asked to shave Chucks beard because it was the only thing he could destroy. Did you know the powerglove is actually the middle name of Chucks chin? They say we might be able to see the inside of a blackhole if we attach the camera to a rope of Chuck Norris' beard. White and mirrors reflect all light while black holes and Norris' beard are infinitly dense. (God, there's limitless potential in these)

All A CHUCKA NORRIIIIIIIIIS!!!! Moments: 3:15 5:07 11:57 13:41 19:47 22:09 24:22

chuck norris has a bear rug in his living room its not dead its afraid to move

6 years too late but I knew the screenwriter. All the fallout and drama around this movie ended his career. Don was a great guy, put up with all our movie ideas

I was so in love with Jonathan Brandis when I was younger. That's the only reason I watched this movie....and owned it on VHS.

Is it me, or does Barry and all his daydreaming kind of seem like....Doug Funnie?

Chuck Norris is so manly that he lost his virginity to the nurse the second he was born

I watched this movie a hundred times when I was a kid. Guilty pleasure for sure.

Chuck Norris was in a car accident. The pieces of both cars were sold individually, avarageing 12 million a piece, grossing a total of 10 billion dollars. Only time in history Chuck Norris so much as needed a Band-Aid.

I Love The baker where he says across the opposite this food is really good I can’t stop laughing over Betsy😂😅

Mako was actually pretty funny in these clips.

Sidekicks is a great movie. Jonathan Brandis would had been perfect as Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars. I liked him when I was a kid. I liked him in Sidekicks and SeaQuest DSV. I was shocked and deeply saddened when he committed suicide in 2003. He was a talented young actor. Jonathan Brandis (1976 - 2003) RIP

Chuck Norris doesn't do a push up. He merely pushes the earth away.

“Mr Dumpling... smashes the fists of his opponents with his own face!” Still makes me laugh 25 years later.

If chuck Norris fought in regular motion we would be unable to keep up with his speed also chuck Norris lost once but only because the man he fought was god incarnate AKA Bruce lee

chuck norris doesnt get cancer cancer gets chuck norris

Honestly, the thing that confuses me most about this movie is the fact that by the time this movie would've come out, Chuck Norris was like five time national karate champion or something. I don't even think they'd ALLOW him to compete in a state-level tournament.

Incase you were wondering, Chuck Norris’ name was said 60 times in the video. 👍

So basically the movie "Sidekicks" is really "Karate Kid" gone wrong. That makes sense.

I looked up to Bruce Lee growing up, so I decided to take some martial arts classes. Imagine my surprise when I competed in a tournament, and he randomly showed up to join my team!

For asthmatic person exercise IS excellent thing to say. I did it, I no longer have asthma.

Never knew that Bull from Night Court was in Sidekicks! WOW 😳

Sets the bricks on fire. Don't worry my nephew the fire-bender learned this way, you are fireproof, right?