Sigma Podcasts Are Cringe 

These guys say abortion is murder and women need to take responsibility for sleeping around. When one of them gets a girl pregnant though it’s a whole different story.

I feel bad for the child. Imagine being born and found out your dad was in a goofy/weird drama over the internet because your father didn't wear protection, and trying to get an abortion, then hearing that other's think your mom was doing for a baby trap. Just sad man. Rest. In. Pepperonis.

I swear, if we were to take a drink every time a PyroLive video was titled “something something drama” we’d all be blackout drunk

Crazy how these "sigma" podcasters can professionally pull out when it comes to doing a NFT project that millions invested, but fails to pull out with their girlfriends

Man learns having sex without protection leads to pregnancy. Who knew amirite

That lawyer is genuinely the most insufferable person

"Hey don't record this conversation, I'll sue you" "Just deduct it from the child support lol"

IMO you can't call it a baby trap unless the guy is actively taking precautions to avoid having a child. Like if he was led to believe she was on the pill, or if he was wearing a condom and she tampered with it, sure. But you can't just use no protection and then be upset when that results in a pregnancy

"Why would you record a conversation unless you want to stick somebody up" If you're genuinly worried about someone defaming you, recording the conversation and or keeping chat logs is definetly a good idea. I recently confronted a long time friend of mine about their behaviour towards me and that I wanted to cut ties with them. I was genuinly afraid that they might spread misinformation about me, so I recorded the conversation for my safety. Thankfully nothing has really happened and I dont plan on keeping the recording anyway

DAMNIT THE WAFFLES DIDN'T KILL HIM

Fresh and Fit realizing they have cultivated an audience of alt right 10 year olds who can only describe something using "W" or "L"

I find it funny that these sigma podcasts usually say “Men need to stand up for themselves, take control of their life.” And say in the same breath “Women should be subservient to men, never question things.”

I don’t believe that abortion = murder by any means, but damn telling someone to get an abortion when they said they don’t want one? Crazy

Essentially just exposed these people as grifters

Time stamps 0:00 - yap starts 27:00 - best part

The way chat are hardcore blaming her is funny too because all she did was quite literally just point out what HE was doing. If he wasn't having sex without protection, she would have no reason to say anything.

Her not wanting an abortion is completely her choice. It obvious he isn't going be father and was never going to be but he should still pay child support. That's his responsibility.

"addressing pregnancy allegations" bro he just has to buy a pregnancy test and give it to her, that's all he has to do, why is he going on a podcast like "guys we dont know if shes even pregnant", podcasts are such a clown show

"could you imagine huffing your own farts more? And that's me saying that" -pyro 2024

4 women....bro was literally handing out cheques for child care. Not so surprising that one of them cashed it.

"One thing I love about the internet is it can make any famous, especially if their stupid." We know, pyro, we know.

_"Is your baby a guest?"_ Ded. 😂

I’m 99% on her side, he clearly fucked up and should’ve worn protection. (Does take 2 to tango of course) But I gotta say, it’s selfish to the kid to bring a kid in this world under those circumstances. Why bring a kid into the world to fuck them up, all because of your religion? You shouldn’t bring a kid in this world if you can’t ensure they have a happy loving home without a boatload of issues and baggage.

I honestly love Pyro for putting it on the dude too for not wrapping, unlike the many who just blame the woman for getting pregnant.

you can tell that lawyer barely passed his class, and thinks hes the absolute bees bollocks because he scraped by a law degree 😂 "my daddy has more money than your daddy" energy fr

fun fact: the directors of the movie Matrix, the red pill that was used as a metaphor to "escape the matrix" were actually red estrogen pills.

Fresh and Fit x Saul Goodman collab is crazy

at 14:54 someone said "creampie clown" its the first time ive laughed at anything related to fresh and fit

These scammers are infuriating, they literally prey on vulnerable people and grift them out of their money to sell them ideas that make their problems WORSE while living in luxury with their victims money. They deserve everything bad that happens to them and way more.

Pyro rocking the Aloysius O’hare cut

18:13 bro looks like he wants pictures of Spiderman

to speak on when pyro was talking about people getting married so soon, sometimes it weirdly works out. my parents dated 3 months, got married after 6, and have been together for nearly 30 years, yet i have a cousin who dated someone for 8 years, got married, and divorced a year and a half later. obviously it just depends on the person and their culture, plus how ready they are to settle down. poor kid

As someone that was dealing with an abusive partner in the past, it's the kind of thing I do to protect myself once I start sensing something's fishy. But it always stay hidden to protect myself in case something happens, no need to share that stuff for everyone to see. I take for granted everyone does the same with what I write or say on the internet. In this age of frauds and manipulators, having a set of safety nets is a must with any new relationships. That being said, knowing that guy, I'm not surprised that she'd record it in case he said something monstruous. Plus, isn't abortions borderline-illegal in Florida? If that's so, him wishing her to do it might be criminal depending on the amount of weeks she's being pregnant. 😆

one thing my mum has always told me is if you don’t want a baby, wear protection or just don’t do it. Also in her defence, from the texts she didn’t mention child support much until the other 4 girls were introduced, she wanted him to just be a father i felt. idk tho, have a good day ❤

Pyro, do you define sigma by if someone is an over 200 pound furry?

never thought i would hear pyro saying "laying pipe" ever

Fresh and Fit ❌ Thing 1 and Thing 2 ✅

Damn this dude casually asking the mother to put down the baby because it doesn't fit his lifestyle is so chilling. Bro is legit a psychopath.

Just a friendly reminder kids born in 2008 are 15-16 years sold. They can be driving or working. You should feel old NOW👨🏾⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Loving the Fallout 3 hair

"most women dont respect most men" sounds like women dont respect him

Erm what the sigma

And yep when you bring on the crooked lawyer your fully cooked.

Bro couldn't afford a real lawyer so he got a bootleg retired saul goodmen.

bro is blaiming the women for being pregnant because he didnt use a condom, truely confusing

0:47 >

Pyro try to not say "rizz" every 3 seconds in this video(impossible)

bro think he penguinz0 🙏🙏🙏🙏💀💀

Might delete this video later

not me sprinting to the trough 😍

Yap starts 0:00

that lawyer did COKE before he went up bro i kept seeing him rub his nose

We appreciate you giving us insights on this drama. You'll always have our support.

I would only marry someone after living with them in the same house for AT LEAST 1 year MINIMUM ppl are NOT themselves outside you'll only truly know someone after living with them if someone can't recognize that they're on that copium for sure, ppl absolutely have an outside personality and a private one no one is themselves outside

Pyrocynical Podcast Drama

Thanks for doing what you do pyro ♥️

I'm shocked. SHOCKED... Well not that shocked.

If you see your lawyer on a podcast its time to get a new lawyer

-she shouldn't've record -whomp whomp

You know it's coocked when you they have to bring in the lawyer to debate a mother.

Rizzologist made me actually laugh out loud

i just saw you on xqcs recommended on stream pyro, you made it

So she doesn't believe in abortion but she is fine having sex outside of marriage? I swear to God those people just pick and choose what is convenient, they don't truly believe in anything.

pyro i will soon be 20. Thank you for keeping us entertained over all these years

I was hoping this was an actual video and not just a stream highlight

Not more power to them. We need to slow down so we are able to be parents or have people or find partners that we feel like are like how we wish to have as parents or special partners to help each other to not repeat cycles of trauma where kids lives are the collateral damage for our poor decisions.

pyro i love your hair today

Heres some free advice to find a relationship; stop listening to sigma/alpha scammers who couldn't care less about you and treat women like fictional characters Heres, honest to God, what you should be doing; - work on yourself. Be more hygenic and keep your space clean, workout a reasonable amount that dosent intrude your job or important tasks, learn to love yourself before you love others. - socialise with friends. Understand whats socially acceptable and whats not, surround yourself with people who appreciate you for you, not your reputation or how much is in your wallet or your politcal stance, fuck all that, go hang out with some folks who like you because you're great to be around. - Stop fantasing fictional goals on women (i.e. "Ill only ever date a 9 or higher with blonde hair, big boobs, fat lips, at least 6 feet tall, makes 500k a year, etc") ask yourself why you want to be in a relationship in the 1st place? For love? For money? For a boost in your reputation? Would you feel comfortable if your child dated someone like you the way you are now? At the end of the day, be respectful, expect rejection and move on, and stay humble

7,609 views in 18 minutes pyro deflated 😭🙏

Bro thinks he's Saul Goodman

The chat is just basically pyro's chat lol

In the state of Florida, unlawful recording is considered a third-degree felony, punishable by up to five years in prison and a $5,000 fine. Each audio recording and each time it is shared is a separate felony. Florida civil law allows a victim, in this example, Fresh to file an Invasion of Privacy Tort and obtain damages. For any of this to apply however both the conversation and recording must have taken place within Florida.

Felloff

15:43 “Bro’s 12 and he’s roasting” Bro does not know basic math 💀

thank you sloppycynical

It's so funny how mad they are that they even have to address it. Myron is SO pissed his boyfriend had a baby on him.

FELL OFF

Being a furry is cringe, yet here we are pyro.

Bro looks like stomedy

What if you are in a 1 person consent state calling someone in a 2 person state and vice versa is only 1 person allowed to record the conversation?

Fell off

she might be baby trapping, but he certainly made it easy

Grinding Palworld, came out just in time...

this is the podcast of all time

SLOP TIME BABIEEEEEEEEEE

Now, this is epic.

1 think i love about the internet is not having pyro's cut

If this channel hits 1 million, i will divorce my wife

we love slop

slop done quick. very nice

6k away from a million subs, good job!

5 minutes and only 2,000 views? Pyro fell off. On a real note, love your content man. Keep it up!

0:47 TIDAL WAVE????? MORE LIKE >>>>>>>>>SLOP>>>>

The start of the video is ironic pyro

Imagine having a Pyro video made about you before you've even been born

Day 5 of me asking Pyrocynical to make a video essay about Ongezellig

Ah fresh slop at last...

I mean I've asked about one in a scare but immediately followed it up with "both of us aren't in the best place to be a parent, but at the end of the day its your decision". Thats how you do it boys. Also stop hitting it raw, life is better without the anxiety

Pyro explains what a podcast is for 20 minutes and what a sigma is for 10 💀

Ah yes the classic Pyro video Yaps for 5 minutes then sits watching someone else's video with a corpse like reaction then yaps for the last 5 minutes. 100/10 Slop