SimCity 2013 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - The Worst Profitable City Is Broken

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Welcome to SimCity 2013 the latest release in the sim city franchise that kick started the city building games that we now play like cities skylines. Today however we are playing the Sim City 2013 game that is now 8 years old and upon release was widely regarded to be the worst city builder and management game in the series. Today we will be making the worst city in sim city by not supplying residents with access to jobs, utilities like power and water heck not even access to food or fire services. This means the entire city will be a terrible place to live with bodies piling up on the streets. However thanks to some incredible video game design and balancing from EA simcity is broken and will still allow the worst city in the game to make great profit! We will be playing with all of the dlcs including the cities of tomorrow expansion that added perfectly balanced mega towers.
So is sim city 2013 a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if creating the worst city to live in is actually a profitable way of playing this city builder game! My goodness this really is broken!
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Title: SimCity 2013 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - The Worst Profitable City Is Broken
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@ShadowAkatora 3 года назад

"But they all pay taxes, and that's all that matters" Spoken like a true politician.

@manboy4720 3 года назад

truly fan-tax-stic

@HashknightGaming 3 года назад

Lol the difference between this and American tax money is that Spiff isn't using any to maintain anything lol folks acting like tax money doesn't maintain the infrastructure we all enjoy in the states. 🤣🖖

@manboy4720 3 года назад

@@HashknightGaming good thing i don't pay taxes. oh shit... i wasn't supposed to say that... you don't work with the irs, right?

@sarowie 3 года назад

@@HashknightGaming the streets are well maintained

@dungeonmaster201 3 года назад

@@manboy4720 don’t worry, IRS tax ninjas have been deployed to your location...

@kurooda9070 2 года назад

I just imagined them charging their car batteries at the station, and use their cars to fuel their home with electricity...

@rancorjoy5412 2 года назад

Wait, the Nissan Leaf stations have no power… thermodynamics go brrrrr

@helstromh 2 года назад

@@rancorjoy5412 He did say the mechanics of the game make the Nissan Leaf station self-sufficient. It must have its own power source...

@MrMega200 2 года назад

@@rancorjoy5412 I mean there is solar panels on top of the stations?

@animeloveer97 2 года назад

@@MrMega200 why can the car just have solar panels lol

@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 10 месяцев назад

Guys its simple. The people get their power from of course the lovely Nissan™ charging station. The Nissan™ charging stations get their power from the sun and wind, and the sun and wind, where do they get their power from? That' right, the Earth. And we all know where Earth gets its power. The Nissan™ charging station. Understand? It's all a part of the circle of Nissan.

@firstreality3867 2 года назад

Seeing this insult of a Simcity game fall so hard and Cities Skylines immediately swooping in to save the day was the most satisfying story arc of the game industry

@abadenoughdude300 Год назад

@Dawson Davis Almost as if giving your players the tools to get creative with your game does wonders for it's popularity and longevity or something.

@sharkpyro93 Год назад

they are not really comparable as game mechanics are concerned

@Ozzianman Год назад

Cities Skylines is meh, rather stick to SimCity 4.

@joeclooney1997 Год назад

@@Ozzianman same but I'm having major head aches getting it to run without graphical glitches everywhere, really cba playing CS for a while, sadge

@arosisgod3654 Год назад

And then Cities made quintillions off of DLC that should be in the base game lol.

@periloushydrous6606 3 года назад

“We are in a dire need of electricity, water, sewage, jobs, shops, and services” *Nissan Leaf Charging Station*

@link_team3855 Год назад

Nissan Leaf Charge Station. ... Do you enter a line and nissan leaf charges you with a random crime? Or do the electrocute you...? Hmmmmm. Or does nissan offer leaf charging services to those whom just REFUSE to wipe? Leaves are the best tp after all :P\ Just dont use the dry crinkly stuff. Cant tell if its used or not. or if it will just crumble and ruin EVERYONES day lol

@Reilers 3 года назад

"Honey why did we move here? We don't have water or power, we will literally die of thrist." "But we have the new Nissan Leaf© charging station."

@AaronShenghao 3 года назад

Tea = fried leaves

@gildedbear5355 3 года назад

@@AaronShenghao fried?!

@arduous222 3 года назад

@@gildedbear5355 infuse the tea into cooking oil

@gildedbear5355 3 года назад

@@arduous222 I dig it.

@bobtillich8306 3 года назад

@alender6200 3 года назад

this was the last game i bought from ea. mistakes were made and lessons were learned.

@vwv343 3 года назад

I was honestly so infuriated when I saw one of my most favorite series ruined in this way. Never trusted EA ever again after that.

@nikolailucyk 3 года назад

I was so hyped for this game. I played it for months in the hope it wasn't the game and it was me that was broken. Turns out it was the game.

@DJAvren 3 года назад

@@thespiffingbrit Oh man, I forgot about XXL. At least I had fun with friends in the SimCity 2013 multiplayer once it finally worked. XXL was just... nope.

@TH3mrBROWN 3 года назад

Same, after this I was so happy that Cities Skylines came out and love that game.

@PullTL 3 года назад

@@vwv343 EA did the same with Command And Conquer. Last good one was Red Alert 2, and that was made ~20 years ago

@backlog2389 2 года назад

I love how simcity, the game that comes out 15 years after simcity 4, seemed to be a downgrade in terms of complexity

@redwitch95 2 года назад

not to mention it lacks a very basic feature of simcity wii - the ability to make curved or freestyle roads. yep, a wii simcity game had a better road-building system than the 2013 pc version.

@Unethical.Dodgson 2 года назад

@@redwitch95 It has that feature. You can literally see it in this video. Spiff just doesn't use it. I'm not saying this game is good by any metric but you're still wrong.

@justanotheryoutubechannel Год назад

@@redwitch95 There are freestyle roads for sure although Spiff doesn’t use it, they might not be exactly how it works in the Wii games and it’s different to how it works in Skylines but they are there. Unfortunately, much like the curved roads, you rarely see them in game due to the game’s focus on grids and minimal map sizes.

@VezWay007 3 года назад

"It will be one giant humans right violations, but my goodness, it's going to be perfect." spoken like a true brit lol

@SulistaComunista Год назад

-Queen Victoria on the Opium Wars and British Colonization

@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines 3 года назад

The lack of roundabouts just makes me cry... but getting rid of all coffee drinkers certainly makes up for it 👍😁

@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines 3 года назад

@@thespiffingbrit that's true, carry on!

@firescorched954 3 года назад

@@thespiffingbrit like the north of England

@GrassXMagnum 3 года назад

No need for roundabouts if nobody have cars except the occasional Nissan Leaf driver ;)

@tatelyon3954 3 года назад

You should try playing this miserable game

@zleake000 3 года назад

@@thespiffingbrit sounds like the USA. I've seen maybe 10 since I've lived here my entire life

@SolEiji 3 года назад

"Nissan Leaf charging stations" has stopped sounding like words to me.

@albertdeluxe8966 3 года назад

Happiness is directly correlated to the amount of nearby Nissan Leaf charge stations. Facts.

@crusadr_4966 3 года назад

I'm depressed because I don't have any nearby Nissan Leaf© Charging Stations nearby

@MrSqurk 2 года назад

@@crusadr_4966 I can see a Nissan marketer screenshoting this comment and using it in a presentation.

@mrziiz6893 2 года назад

The megatower ominously looming over the burnt out husk of a town is honestly quite dystopian

@m4shermanfan225 Месяц назад

Nice comment👍

@stillgray 2 года назад

Polygon gave this game a 9 out of 10 and the writer got super upset at people who slapped his review.

@Splinter-ge9pf 2 года назад

To be fair, at launch cities skylines didn't exist yet, so they didn't have anything to compare it to (except old games)

@Unethical.Dodgson 2 года назад

@@Splinter-ge9pf Yeah. To be fair. Every gamer was doing that, too. This game was worse than Cities XL.

@user-lv6rn9cf8m Год назад

@@Splinter-ge9pf *except older games which were far superior and should have made it obvious to them that if they can't improve upon those, leave it alone. Like what do you mean didn't have anything to compare it too - they had Sim City 4 for crying out loud. People were still playing it. People continued playing it and ignored this game. People are still playing it. They could just have re-made the graphics or something and it would have been a home run for EA, but no...

@Splinter-ge9pf Год назад

@@user-lv6rn9cf8m ye but simcity 4 is also not that big of a game, it doesn't have that many features over 5. Maybe terraforming is cool, but in terms of building, you can find all the dlc for sc5 for like 10$, and it has so many more stuff than sc4

@justanotheryoutubechannel Год назад

I’ll be honest I can entirely see why it got that score, back in the day I would’ve given this a 9/10 too, the music and art style are beautiful and stuff like curved roads were brand new and makes city building way more interesting. The multiplayer region aspect is a really cool idea that should be returned to as real city planning involves a lot of collaboration with neighbours, and managing pollution spreading over your borders. The worst issues were the buggy agent system, tiny map sizes, and online restrictions. (which was bad but I see why they wanted to force people to try the multiplayer.) But at the time, I can still see why people would find this to be the best city builder yet. Cities Skylines definitely beats this game completely and the way the developers *actually supported the game* really made it incredible, but I would love to see a sequel to that return to the collaborative aspects of SimCity 2013, and I hope another game lets you upgrade buildings in the same way this game does, building 3 identical coal power plants in Skylines has always been disappointing to me, when in this game you could upgrade facilities with extra features that could influence the way they worked, e.g. cleaner coal burners, or burners that made more power per unit.

@warren286 3 года назад

"Why are you demolishing our homes?!" Spiff: Bc your neighbor's house was on fire...

@lukasprazak7362 3 года назад

What I know, this was actually done in the past. When the fire couldn't be extinguished, buildings around were demolished to prevent fire from spreading.

@casekocsk 3 года назад

Yes, that's what Japan do long time ago... Their houses are tightly packed and all of them made of wood... obviously that is a disaster recipe in case of fire... So if there IS a fire, they just tear down the entire neighborhood to keep it from spreading...

@lukasprazak7362 3 года назад

@@casekocsk It was also done during the Great Fire of London.

@ahmataevo 3 года назад

Spiffing Brit is Inquisitor Kryptman's alter ego.

@chrisppx 3 года назад

Becoming a tyrannical Oligarch to please the fans... oh Spiff what won't you do for us!

@usedcolouringbook8798 3 года назад

He wouldn't stop drinking Yorkshire Tea, that's one thing he won't do for us.

@trygveplaustrum4634 3 года назад

@@usedcolouringbook8798 And he won't drink coffee!

@mahimahi339 3 года назад

@@trygveplaustrum4634 damn beat me to saying it lol

@Hadmin 3 года назад

He's a brit, AND a teadrinker. Tyrannical oligarchies are what they do!

@shrimpisdelicious 3 года назад

Give us water & electricity.

@RunningFire 2 года назад

As an Australian, I sip my overpriced coffee and approve of the commentary in this video. It's all true. Every word.

@josephhsu5045 2 года назад

i thought we have a ton fk of ores oil and coals

@RunningFire 2 года назад

@@josephhsu5045 Well, yes. We also have kangaroos, koalas, a pretty less than average prime minister and Sydney Opera House. But that's not what I was commenting on ✌

@smiffweez4842 2 года назад

Must live in sydney then

@RunningFire 2 года назад

@@smiffweez4842 Nope. Melbourne.

@juliamavroidi8601 Год назад

didn't starbucks actually fail in Australia?

@user-ch3ei9dx2v 3 года назад

If only my town have a Nissan charging station near my home, I won’t have a bad depression

@PJ_TheAverageGamer 3 года назад

"We'll call it Australia and dump all the coffee drinkers in this little area" So it's Melbourne.

@joeyfathom 3 года назад

So many coffee shops here

@ravenharvey7422 3 года назад

Queensland salutes the Queen by call themselves for the Queen. Spif we are the Best Australians and the great tea drinkers live here

@Pizzacheese10 3 года назад

but we hate Starbucks tho

@Nex47128 3 года назад

Lol, seems accurate enough

@passive975 3 года назад

Only logical explanation

@urmom5835 2 года назад

"lets create the worst city imaginable" *accidentally makes an accurate prediction of humanities future*

@F-bot 2 года назад

electricity costs 2x in Europe now

@skyr4tMusic 2 года назад

A Nissan Leaf charging station?

@lookatel3658 2 года назад

@@skyr4tMusic Nissan Leaf Charging Station is indeed our future

@skyr4tMusic 2 года назад

@@lookatel3658 we shall no longer live in the past where we consumed food for nourishment instead all we need is Nissan Leaf Charging stations arround every street corner

@AretaicGames Год назад

. . . or an accurate representation of the recent past and present of Detroit.

@morelikegayattorney7099 3 года назад

"I actually don't mind megacorpora-" "This is the Nissan Leaf© charging station" "...hmm"

@heygek2769 3 года назад

"Can we get Cities Skylines, mommy?" "We have Cities Skylines at home" Cities Skylines at home:

@chuckbuck5002 3 года назад

TFW you can’t fix the traffic because the roads are basically autogenerated loo

@VTXHobbies 3 года назад

It's uncanny how close this simcity looks like cities skylines. The UI is nearly identical.

@hunacean 3 года назад

@@VTXHobbies i mean skylines did release later

@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva 3 года назад

What a sorry state of affairs that SimCity is the "we have it at home" version. EA has murdered so many treasured IPs I'm actually annoyed people still give them money. I haven't given them a dime since Mass Effect 3 and never will again.

@GHOST5800000 3 года назад

ay simcity has multiplayer so i like it more, cant play skylines with da homies

@k.o.145 3 года назад

Spiff: "Welcome to hell, but there are Nisan leaf power stations and overpriced coffee" People: "sign me the fuck up"

@xaiano794 3 года назад

A nissan leaf charging station in a city with no electricity...

@AlifLamMiim 3 года назад

@@xaiano794 It just works

@rhysjonsmusic 3 года назад

Middle class white liberals: SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

@luansagara 3 года назад

@@xaiano794 it costs money/hour, so i guess they have a generator burning cash to make electricity for the chargers

@Erakius323 3 года назад

Fun drinking game: every-time he says Nissan Leaf Charging Station, take a shot. If you survive, congratulations. 🎉

@dankcatsmemes9219 3 года назад

But Alcohol poisoning is fun too.

@akosbalogh9684 3 года назад

I felt really shitty today, but Spiff said "if you're feeling absolutly fantastic, you can give this video a like"; I immidiately felt fantastic, so I gave my most hearty like to this video. Thank you Spiff, I wish you drink the most majestic tea possible!

@BusterBeachside 3 года назад

Mom: "Buster, sweetie, why are you still living in that horrible New Starbucks? I hear they don't even have electricity or running water!" Me: "Not true, we have like 5 Nissan Leaf charging stations! Does YOUR city have even ONE of those?" Mom: "But honey, the news said the mortality rate there is the highest in the country! Please just come home, your old room is just the way you left it!" Me: "I'm not leaving until I get the overpriced coffee they promised me when I moved in 15 years ago. Besides, I got this apartment for free! They say the last guy who lived here got killed in a freak meteor accident." Mom: "We'll let you live here rent-free!" Me: "Tax is only 2% here. It's practically free already. Goodbye, mother." Mom: "You're hanging up?" Me: "No, I just saw a giant anime mech heading towards my house. I knew this would happen eventually. Shame I never got that overpriced coffee..."

@leifabianhidajat4872 3 года назад

This is fuckin hilarious, for some reason.

@mrlingshaun6269 3 года назад

The end😭😭😭😭😭

@alexandrecharest4853 3 года назад

How can he talk on the phone with no electricity? And that assuming they got phone line or satelite coverage. They dont have running water or a sewage systeme....

@Puchuchi747 3 года назад

@@alexandrecharest4853 lol, shhhhhh, just go with it

@kipandren 3 года назад

@@alexandrecharest4853 It's surprisingly simple! He charged his electric car at the Nissan Leaf charging station, then charged his phone using a phone dock in his car. Regrettably, the car was destroyed by a freak tornado, but at least he still had his phone!

@jalontf2 3 года назад

Spiffing Brit: "I love tax" Americans: "Another box of tea in the harbor"

@RAFMnBgaming 3 года назад

@DaysofKnight 3 года назад

We need a "Box of tea" in the water right now in America anyway. Fuckin' hate this place with its corrupt politicians.

@HappyBeezerStudios 3 года назад

Wrong colony. He made the one with the hot weather and animals that try to kill you. And no, it's not Florida

@Osariik 3 года назад

@@DaysofKnight There's corrupt politicians everywhere, love

@Plys3n 3 года назад

@@Osariik Then lets throw starbucks into space

@MrDanaje9 2 года назад

Imagine you got a nice beachfront house with a beautiful view and then the city builds a fucking MEGATOWER

@alexandredornellas2319 3 года назад

"Avoid tax also avoids infrastructure" Seems fair. Damn, i cant stop laughing

@keving2726 3 года назад

"I'm sorry but if you have creativity and vision, then you should have probably picked up Cities Skylines instead." Damn right.

@natbacli14 3 года назад

"50000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town." Indeed, MacMillan.

@Mygg_Jeager 3 года назад

I caught that too lol

@jasonwithers5504 2 года назад

Australian here “i love this video, a perfect explanation of my country. Also amazing coffee ideas! I am definitely implementing this in my nearby city! If you could contact Nissan and temple makers to sponsor my new city, in Australia it would be very helpful! Long live Australia 🇦🇺” A perfectly balanced review all Australia’s will agree with. :)! Yay mates!

@jean-lucfacade6219 2 года назад

I don't. You're not going to lure any Australians with starbucks. Warm milk is for cats.

@daneshipway581 2 года назад

I hate to be the Debbie downer but aus does not have no resources

@_Dotiko_ 3 года назад

Take a drink every time he says Nissan Leaf Charging Station

@G31M1 3 года назад

Nah fam, ain’t nobody wanna drink no water!

@_Dotiko_ 3 года назад

@@G31M1 take a bite then

@dankcatsmemes9219 3 года назад

@@_Dotiko_ I Have just boxes should I eat Them?

@_Dotiko_ 3 года назад

@@dankcatsmemes9219 Grind them in a blender and then chug.

@dankcatsmemes9219 3 года назад

@@_Dotiko_ Finally drank the boxes.

@suggestiveguy 3 года назад

I may be a starving,dehydrated husk of a man,but that nissan leaf charging station really makes me live on

@dankcatsmemes9219 3 года назад

You have no coffee

@seto635 3 года назад

"What do you do for work?" "Can't work, my town has no jobs." "What do you do for fun?" "Can't do anything, my town doesn't have any stores or electricity." "Why do you live there again?" "They have 5 Nissan Charging Stations." *"Shut up and take my money!"*

@dfunited1 3 года назад

^^^ The whole San Francisco Bay Area

@Graknorke 3 года назад

They have parks for fun.

@CourageousRetreat 3 года назад

Spiff is like an american democrat xD

@ghost_ship_supreme 2 года назад

I really thought this game was fun when it first released! I especially liked the ability to upgrade buildings rather than having to build more! Thankfully the backlash back then got them to remove the online requirement for SP. Though I never even bothered to look at the Nissan DLC. The futuristic stuff was very great too. Even cities skylines doesn’t have much futuristic stuff, let alone make and customize mega towers and build fusion power plants the way sim cities did! …at least not that I know of?

@NobleWolf33 Год назад

Same too, it was my first city simulator game. Up until I found out about CitySkylines

@VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM 7 месяцев назад

I had a lot of fun too playing it. Once they fixed the server problems and people could actually play their game. But the maps were still too small and I filled it up fast. And there was balance issues. It didn't take long before I'm just frustrated and there was nothing more to do anyway except sit and watch the city. I built more cities but that wasn't really satisfying enough. I played at launch, so I don't know the state of the game now though. But I never felt like I wanted to go back to it. I started playing a game called Parkitect that I really love. Like rollercoaster tycoon but better.

@pokemonjunky55 2 года назад

I bought it back then on release. I swear, ive never had soo much frustration with a game like this one. It was worse than the GTA Online release. EA even made up for it and gave every customer who bought the game within the first week or so after the release the chance to pick 1 game from their store for free. Sadly i missed this.

@seamonkeys12y 3 года назад

"like Australia, has no natural resources" Me: *eyes generic rock that's probably packed with uranium*

@dustyfox6511 3 года назад

and iron. So much iron.

@jediknight1294 3 года назад

Remember though the US bought most of the uranium in the 60's and China the rest in the 2000's so Au has no uranium despite the mines.

@Graknorke 3 года назад

Isn't Australia one of the world's biggest coal exporters?

@duwal8165 3 года назад

God damnit Australia, even the common rocks will, aparently, kill you too.

@seamonkeys12y 3 года назад

@@jediknight1294 Still have 1/3rd of the worlds resources, so we still have uranium everywhere. It's still worth $1b a year, but definitely not as big as coal which is the largest by far at $41b

@JayeEntityConcord 3 года назад

Spiff: "If you've ever seen RT Game play Cities: Skylines" Me: "Yes I have, and I completely agree"

@NickCev 3 года назад

I will say that he did make a thriving city with one road.

@JayeEntityConcord 3 года назад

@@NickCev That is true. I haven't really seen anybody else accomplish such a feat.

@bitchaos4591 3 года назад

I wish he'd do more of it. It was honestly amazing.

@NickCev 3 года назад

@@JayeEntityConcord if only he didn’t over do it with the Zepplin‘s he could have made it work.

@JayeEntityConcord 3 года назад

@@bitchaos4591 He said he wasn't going to continuously play the game so that it wouldn't start to feel like a chore to play. He may go back to it every now and then, similar to the Fable playthrough from CallMeKevin

@HappyBeezerStudios 3 года назад

As someone who enjoys both, soaked bean water and soaked leaf water, this was a great experience. Truly a city to live in.

@jimenatierna3408 3 года назад

Spiff: “We’re getting rid of all the coffee drinkers!” Me, a coffee drinker: *sips coffee discreetly and is scared for my life.*

@quickclaw240 2 года назад

As long as he thinks Starbucks is selling coffee, well be safe. Fake coffee drinkers will go first, so we will have a warning.

@Tzilandi 3 года назад

No electricity, no water, no jobs, no anything - yet everyone is happy. Does the Nissan Leaf@ charging station just pump aerosolized drugs into the air?

@HeavyMetalAlicorn 3 года назад

CEO of Nissan: "Shit, we've been busted!"

@RAFMnBgaming 3 года назад

I mean, what did you think the "Leaf" was?

@synthoelectro 3 года назад

sounds like the Great Reset - oh fun.

@tvctaswegia497 3 года назад

Probably runs on powdered iocaine.

@iamagreatape9576 3 года назад

it does, i've been wearing this tinfoil hat to keep me save from the hypnotizing rays of nissan leaf! i've been drinking coffee all night trying to put the pieces together and rise up against nissan leaf! you gotta believe me!

@talusmeep3817 3 года назад

“No one wants water” *looks at all the residence happily dying of thirst.*

@wyrowood3490 3 года назад

He says in new australia, known for its excessive droughts

@TANK1677 2 года назад

Spiffy, you and I almost think alike. I gave this game a go a few months back and did okay but constantly struggling with crimes and fires......In frustration, I made a new city where there were no police, firefighters, no mega buildings, just industrial places, some shops and houses, almost nothing else and for some reason, almost no one complained, there were hardly any crime or fires, money was rolling in and I could both purchase trade from other cities as well as loan money to those cities because nothing ever went wrong. That was until I started trying to be fancy with a mega-tower, then things went wrong FAST, so naturally, I blew it up and vowed never to construct something that only coffee drinkers would ever made XD But seriously, we had a very similar game here and it's a funny coincidence, or maybe the game is broken and we should be happy about it lol

@OldUKAds 3 года назад

I love how Nissan Leaf doesn't want you to connect its charging stations to coal power plants because you MIGHT just put 2+2 together in terms of electrification right now.

@thetimelapseguy8 2 года назад

Yes you are better off buying a small efficient car than buying a big EV

@heyafehya8453 3 года назад

“People are dying but happiness is on the rise” I’m getting we happy few vibes

@dankcatsmemes9219 3 года назад

That’s the literally plot of we happy few

@alephkasai9384 3 года назад

That game could have been really good. I understand that it was always meant to be a randomly generated world but it still feels like a missed opportunity.

@alephkasai9384 3 года назад

But really, that beginning really sparked my mind on what it could have been. A sort of dishonored style semi open world with a main objective and multiple secondary objectives. Even as a randomly generated game it could have been better.

@bradbauman 3 года назад

Low taxes, no services, sprawl as far as the eye can see and churches everywhere? You built Oklahoma.

@SWISS-1337 Год назад

Happy voice: They're all coffee drinkers and consequently.. Evil Brit: Don't deserve water. As a Brit this is both hilarious and true, coffee is OK, but Tea is the superior drink for taste, for caffeine boosts and also for bestowing invulnerability.

@reisenImperishableNight Год назад

i prefer coffee for taste for myself

@christopherprigmore9560 2 года назад

As a die hard coffee fan, Spiffing Britt is still one of my favorite RU-vid channels.

@helstromh 2 года назад

Must be glad he created a city just for you, with a few Nissan Leaf Charging Facilities...

@kevinhenrique4256 Год назад

One Day We Will show Spiff the Greatness of coffee,TEA WILL FALL GLORY TO COFFEEEEEEE

@marys.8456 3 года назад

“It’ll be one giant human rights violation but my goodness it’ll be perfect.” China: “write that down,write that down!”

@tommerker8063 3 года назад

america:"stop copying my homework!"

@Tanner_Goodale 3 года назад

My thoughts exactly. Lol

@JohnSmith-kb4re 3 года назад

not sure projection propaganda or misspelling you ARE 'murican so they're equally likely

@siegfried2k4 3 года назад

Your social points have been reduced to 20

@holyravioli5795 3 года назад

Every city in simcity: Everything's a square. Spiffingbrit: It's a hellish nightmare. Me an engineer: Perfection.

@seblorkhan2618 3 года назад

Or me who always builds citys in grids even cityskylines

@cartersanderson7329 3 года назад

@@seblorkhan2618 i always start with the city looking nice and different and end with the city looking like a giant grid

@TheRealHorstKevin 2 года назад

The Real Miracle here is that the Server for this "Game" are still on

@FutureChaosTV 3 года назад

After having played Cities: Skylines for a while - when my flatmate bought two cheap copies of Sim City 2013 and we played a little bit of multiplayer (curse you Origin downloader!) - I almost got a claustrophobic feeling. It feels so limiting and crammed (and yet at the same time sooo empty) and boring and shit. Not even worth it at a considerable discount. I wouldn't even play it, if it was offered to me for free. The ONLY upside was to be able to zoom in more and the more details at that zoom level. The downside: You can't really zoom out. Which is for the better because there are only 50 houses or so in the whole city grid. Oh, AND DON'T START ME UP on the hilariously bad and depressing region concept...

@SaadForGaming7 3 года назад

SimCity built (mobile version of SimCity 5) : allow me to introduce myself *Seriously idk what's worse lol* I now play cities skylines (without an dlc yet) and enjoy it non stop lol

@kondzio586 3 года назад

I hated this game, in my village I didnt have good internet. I was waiting years to play :( And I paid for this about 120 polish zloty, which was enormaus for 12yr kid

@Wockes 3 года назад

@@thespiffingbrit And the pirated version even worked better

@derekenmachine 3 года назад

@@thespiffingbrit bruh

@GdotWdot 3 года назад

@@Wockes The DRM at the time was such a massive problem, on 4chan they called people who paid for single player games buyf*gs.

@trygveplaustrum4634 3 года назад

EA: We have a practical monopoly on city building games, so we can make them as cheap and as low-quality as we want! Paradox: *Allow us to introduce ourselves.*

@supermaster2012 3 года назад

Paradox only publishes it...

@rodsk8dude731 3 года назад

All we need now is for someone to make a life sim and a football game (which probably wouldn't have real teams, but which could be solved by being very mod-friendly) and they would start having to worry.

@nemangame 3 года назад

@@rodsk8dude731 Pro Evolution Soccer exists

@rodsk8dude731 3 года назад

@@nemangame My brother likes football games and he says it feels diferent, I don't know if it was more "arcade-ish" or what. I guess we would need a new one that feels more like FIFA

@everythingfeline7367 3 года назад

This game was awesome when it was new. Was what prompted me to buy my first computer. Kinda glad I didn't get the dlc.....

@berta_mx2177 3 года назад

Pov: your watching the reason every British colony fought for their independence

@nagoranerides3150 3 года назад

Yeah. Well, no. Every British colony fought for independence because local politicians wanted to collect the tax themselves. The American colonies were pretty well-off compared to England in terms of tax. And almost no one in England had "representation" either back then. Both sides were lead to war by dickheads.

@redstonecat1232 3 года назад

@@nagoranerides3150 This dude is definitely a brit.

@manologamerss5801 3 года назад

The reason was because instead of installing useless stuff like "water" and "an economy" they should´ve installed Nissan Leaf charging stations, since they dont need electricity, they could have used those.

@AdminAbuse 3 года назад

You're*

@FH-cn3mg 2 года назад

@@redstonecat1232 Found the King's man you have.

@tomgvaughan 3 года назад

“477 condensed Irish people” Lmao

@Traveller31006 3 года назад

"Dad why is our house burning? Why do we have to starve? Why did a giant lizard eat Mom?" "Shh Kevin look! It's the NISSAN CHARGING STATION!!!!"

@LordDaret 3 года назад

“At least we’re don’t live with RTGame as our mayor.”

@st4rsh1pz 3 года назад

@@LordDaret wise words

@GoodnessandTruth 3 года назад

Son, if you lived anywhere else in the world, there would be two certainties in life. death and taxes. But in New Starbucks, there is only one. Death.

@nyyfandan 3 года назад

You could probably just send this to the creators of Ctities Skylines and they'll sponsor it.

@LordmonkeyTRM 2 года назад

Spiff: ...I'm going to build the opposite to a technological utopia... Proceeds to build Milton Keynes

@MadGermanX_X 3 года назад

The moment when you used to play the game as a kid...

@kingayvaz 3 года назад

RIP Maxis studios. Feels like yesterday.

@Born_Stellar 3 года назад

@@thespiffingbrit cities skylines replaced sim city in 2015. last I played was sim city societies, it was garbage.

@bionicbirb9104 3 года назад

@@thespiffingbrit I can still hear the exasperated sighs... Ah, memories

@lucin8tor459 3 года назад

I remember begging my father to buy it for me when i was 11 only to find out our laptop only was able to run it on 0.5 fps

@blunderingfool 3 года назад

@@lucin8tor459 I tried running it on a low-profile half height Nvidia card that was, well, rubbish. A cpu that only had two cores didn't help. When I upgraded to my sapphire half-height low profile HD7750 it was night and day. (Worst to best LPHH GPU, at the time.)

@199022009 3 года назад

"It's gonna be one giant human rights violation." **laughs in Filipino**

@Noah-gv6zj 3 года назад

Oh that’s cold

@199022009 3 года назад

@@Noah-gv6zj By this point, it's just very dark humor to us Filipinos.

@linktheheroofhyrule2498 3 года назад

You could probably say that about like half the countries in the world lol

@199022009 3 года назад

@@linktheheroofhyrule2498 Sadly yeah, but I can't speak for other countries XD

@mkvector9539 3 года назад

China takes the human rights violation cake.

@mikhaelgribkov4117 3 года назад

The Spiffing Brit: the designer of all dystopias, especially cyberpunk ones.

@a_balloon 3 года назад

The logic fail that always bothered me was the fact that there are traffic jams in 6 laned avenue roads, but they disappear when you upgrade that into 4 laned boulevard road

@austriker1016 3 года назад

"we are actually still able to force society to develop, and the way we can do this is by artificially inflating land prices" Ahhh I see you're creating Sydney!! Classic

@Pihsrosnec 2 года назад

What do you mean? One million dollars for a suburban apartment is definitely reasonable and affordable and fine

@austriker1016 2 года назад

@@Pihsrosnec I for one paid 800k for a horse stable near the airport and I couldn't be happier

@playerunknown9448 3 года назад

Spiff seems to have a fetish of not developing or evolving.

@Magine_ 3 года назад

@@thespiffingbrit I respect it

@dankcatsmemes9219 3 года назад

@@Magine_ yes

@torgranael Год назад

"This area's basically going to be known for just dumping residents into the middle of nowhere and hoping that they survive without any support whatsoever. Consequently, it makes only perfect sense that I call it Australia." - I'm an Australian and I approve this message. Edit (post-video): I know it's supposed to be a joke, but that's not a terrible representation of my city irl right now. Halve the amount of houses without halving the population, and add a zombie apocalypse (to represent the drug addicts) and it's pretty much spot on.

@alexwss8965 2 года назад

haha very entertaining :D loved every second ^^

@mrsentrybuster 3 года назад

Imagine taking a single sip of coffee and spiff yeeting a meteor at your house to delete you from existance.

@VexxedSR 3 года назад

Nah he gets Reanu to do it for him while spiff edits vids.

@xeanderman6688 3 года назад

What a twist. I played this game today And dare I say, my Human Recyclement = HR, is doing amazingly well

@ananaithnid7495 3 года назад

On an amusing note, here in Australia, Starbucks struggled to get any traction due to an already massive coffee culture that meant local cafes were already deeply entrenched. Also perhaps one of my favourite achievements of South Australia (as a mostly South Australian that drinks excessive amounts of FUIC): In 2003, Australians consumed in excess of 22 million litres, making it Australia's best selling flavoured milk drink/milk shake at that time. The drink's popularity has more recently been reflected by some McDonald's, KFC and Hungry Jack's restaurants beginning to sell it as a part of their menus across the country. In 2008, Farmers Union Iced Coffee outsold Coca-Cola in South Australia at a rate of almost 3:1, with South Australians consuming 36 million litres, making it the only place in the world where a milk drink outsells a cola product, and one of the few places where Coca-Cola is not the most popular locally consumed bottled beverage, a feat shared by Inca Kola in Peru and Irn-Bru in Scotland and various drinks in nearly every Asian country.

@ImperialEarthEmpire 2 года назад

I actually enjoy playing this game, i just hope they continue fixed and support this game... too bad EA just pulled the plug...

@bobmcob1132 3 года назад

"we've kind of created a haven for people who want to avoid tax, the only downside is you avoid all infrastructure" That sounds like a libertarian's wet dream

@GreedyBastardPL 3 года назад

More like AnCaps

@rsync9490 3 года назад

Sounds like an expat area in a developing nation.

@jacobfaro9571 3 года назад

Gray still plays did that and it actually became very successful.

@InvestmentBankr 3 года назад

I heard that line and immediately came to the comments to post exactly this..... good show.

@pubcle 3 года назад

Not really, as any libertarian will tell you, and repeat forever, a lot of the roads in the United States were built by private industry. I'm not as extreme as a libertarian but I do lean that way. Now if you were talking about true AnCap, then you'd be correct.

@captainfactoid3867 3 года назад

People love to complain, back in the 1500s no one had running water, sewage, or electricity

@joejoeson6731 3 года назад

People love to complain, back in 9,000 BCE we didn't have houses or welfare.

@yaziyo 3 года назад

Or Nissan Leaf Charging stations, for that matter.

@siegfried2k4 3 года назад

@@joejoeson6731 People love to complain, back in 200,000 BCE they didn’t have any society yet

@winterbeat13 2 года назад

This game bombed so hard when it came out, EA gave away a free game to anyone that had bought SimCity as an apology. And that my fellow tea drinkers is how I got a Dead Space game free.

@polyphonydigital Год назад

Alternatively you can pirate it

@murrmakesstuff9269 Год назад

@@polyphonydigital alternatively alternatively you can pirate sim city 4

@KeepingItCrafted 3 года назад

When he used the spin transition I thought my phone wasn’t on rotation lock lol

@mr.xearro 3 года назад

Plot twist: everyone who moved here was promised a Starbucks that would serve tea instead of coffee

@traviskrebs7551 3 года назад

If someone is dumb enough to believe that, they deserve a town made by the Spiffing Brit

@mikuenjoyerXD 3 года назад

Starbucks does serve tea already though...

@mr.xearro 3 года назад

Candle Lynx shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's the lie

@phillipstearns7258 3 года назад

This guy thinks he's hacking the game, but real city builders around the world do crazy stuff like this in real life. We call them dictators.

@serenitypillows61 2 года назад

As a resident of grimsby that quick grimsby dig in there really made me smile, for it isn't a very spiffy example of an English town. Well done , have a tea on me ; some cake too

@MuckyBeef 2 года назад

I'm just glad grimsby exists aswell so that unfortunate denizens of scunthorpe such as myself dont always take all the flak

@serenitypillows61 2 года назад

@@MuckyBeef best thing about s_cunt_horpe is the spelling . But yeh small world. Tiny island

@forestfire2670 2 года назад

I choked on my drink every time he said "Nissan Leaf Charging Stations"

@twilightgryphon 3 года назад

Spif: "Oh well I tried to make people happy, it turns out I just can't." Spif, you could. You just don't want to. You're not fooling anybody. :P

@morganseppy5180 3 года назад

Quite! He makes me very happy to watch his exploits.

@jimtalbott9535 3 года назад

"The whole city could burn down....AND THAT'S FINE!" - Spiff 2021.

@kevinspires9561 3 года назад

Every time I get frustrated playing cities skylines, I just watch Sim City videos to cheer myself up. I realize it could be much worse

@ginomctony6773 3 года назад

nissan paid enough that the sims from nearby towns drive over to de-charge just so the locals can charge!

@benjaminsousa7657 3 года назад

"You might be wondering why I am slamming children with meteorites, why it's because they are the crispiest and tastiest to eat!" The Spiffing Brit -2021

@dieselmech7340 3 года назад

“I will be calling this Australia” *Rimmy disliked that*

@OzyWazza 3 года назад

Nah, he'd just have a good chuckle... and then wait for Spiffing to be on the same ARMA server as a pilot and promptly shoot him down with his sidearm :)

@crazygrainger2006 3 года назад

Rimmy and Spiff colab in Cities Skylines. Would totally watch that if it hasn't been done yet.

@Govrin. 3 года назад

Who

@OzyWazza 3 года назад

@@Govrin. check out Rimmy - Downunder Gaming

@killerkitten7534 3 года назад

Ah I remember my most profitable city I ever made. Managed to get an arcology going full of people, I then made an entire city packed with nothing but factories. This dystopian city consisted of miles of traffic with people trying to get to their job in a dense smog filled city. Eventually a ton of the workers were getting sick, so I put in a single hospital. However no one had personal cars so there was just a long line of people tracking across the city on foot while sick trying to get to the only hospital where they’ll have to wait outside for days. My budget was also insane. Something like -$500K an hour, meanwhile making a few million an hour. It was incredible

@jrg1352 3 месяца назад

Watched this episode while drinking my morning coffee. Was glorious

@SirRoderickThunderbottom 3 года назад

"all the DLC post launch" like most DLC? ...... oh right EA. Duh!

@ragzaugustus 3 года назад

I love how today the game can be played offline, because there was NO cloud anything, nothing, it was a handful of Java script lines and a broken multiplayer system.

@SKYTutorials 3 года назад

Nice video

@LilSteveee 3 года назад

I'm a coffee lover from Australia. Well played!

@Pyronar 3 года назад

I like how the giant death robot from space made a beeline for getting the hell out of Spiff's city. Even it wants no part of it.

@philipsheridan2952 3 года назад

Last time I was this early, keanu reeves was taking over in Cyberpunk 77

@rabbiddoggoo6610 3 года назад

Ahh exactly but miss spelled you meant Reanu Keeves I’m guessing 😏

@philipsheridan2952 3 года назад

@@rabbiddoggoo6610 honestly yes 🤣

@ziptink1710 10 месяцев назад

This is truly visionary. New York, LA, Toronto, Vancouver, London, Sydney, and Melbourne have been taking notes!!

@girlsdrinkfeck 9 месяцев назад

the chicago mayor def has ! all the woke cities have gone to crap by making crime legal

@m1k2a 3 года назад

This is just the best video of this kind. I was laughing so hard.

@MostBlunted 3 года назад

EA while watching this: "See, it works! This guy has said the Nissan Leaf charging station" a hundred times for free! ;)

@kalajel 3 года назад

"The secret to happiness is a Nissan Leaf charging station." -some Tibetan monk.

@TigerofRobare 3 года назад

As a coffee-drinker, I'm glad I saw this video. You won't get me into Australia now!

@jabcmw1 2 года назад

Honestly such a sad decline! I grew up on the original Sim games and loved them so much.

@amycupcake6832 3 года назад

Brit: "australia has no natural resources" Australia with it's massive mining based economy: "you what mate"

@Charlotte-111 3 года назад

We also have much more food production than most other countries

@xXCREEKSTARXx 3 года назад

If we just imported some heat from australia, we could cut down on heating costs so much :OOOO

@arkravengullmead6029 3 года назад

are you saying rocks are natural?

@amycupcake6832 3 года назад

@@arkravengullmead6029 yes, very much so, naturally occurring resources such as rocks is what is meant by natural resources, and as mentioned above, it's irrelevant as they also export more food than they eat

@Andytlp 3 года назад

@@Charlotte-111 countries? Isnt australia a continent lol. Huge land mass but population is relatively sparse. Living standards would be sky high if the land was more fertile but its a hot hell hole right?