Sir Tony of Hawksville | Two Of These People Are Lying 3x01 

I would LOVE to see more of these improv shows from you guys. It's always a great week when I get to watch these.

These are fantastic! I'd love to see more series.

So Simone Giertz's Truckla is really a ute?

Just a fun fact for you four: The Windy City is a political nickname from around 1893, not a weather reference!

Utes are a way of life for some people in Australia, I'm genuinely impressed they knew what the word 'bogan' meant... and from the low brow to the high brow... Real tennis is surprisingly popular in Melbourne, there are courts in the inner city and nearby towns, it's fascinating to watch players hitting the ball onto a veranda sort of thingy and their opponents sprinting to the place where they think it will bounce onto the court. Far more interesting to watch than lawn tennis.

Point to whomever gives the answer Tom likes the best (or is the truth)

omg please this has to happen

April fools day edition!

Jake Bowler +

This needs to happen. It would be hilarious.

Of which there are currently 14 - so they could do a episode where ALL the articles are about Tom Scott!

A Tom Scott Special would be hysterical. This needs to be a thing ASAP

The question is, has Tom Scott read all of the wiki articles about the various Tom Scotts? If he has, he'll know who's lying right away. It may not be a fair game. But, yeah, I would love to see one of them play the "Tom Scott" bit. However, I think their rules states that it's a random wiki article.

no they should read the Wikipedia article on Tom

Interestingly one of the Tom Scotts on wikipedia is 'Tom Scott (sound engineer)'

UTErly taken aback?

@@Nathan-md7hs eff you! :D

Which is kinda the opposite of how you should play if you're telling the truth. At least, if your goal is to win and not to screw with Tom.

@@timothymclean There is no winning. There is only screwing with Tom.

⁠@@timothymcleanwell no kidding

I was just thinking exactly that *SPOILER ALERT!!*

even at that moment chris had a look on his face and said "yyyyyeah, let's save that one, make a note"

*FORESHADOWING*

_Sometimes, foreshadowing is relatively obvious._

This is rude. I avoid reading comments until the end of the video so I don't get spoiled, but you've gone and spoiled a FUTURE VIDEO for me! >:(

Same!

Fiveshadowing in fact.

When did they say that? I searched through the whole transcription and didn't find it.

@@PouLS 8:51 Although it is subtly different from exactly what was quoted by OP

if Tom believes no one, it is probably Garry.

Can anyone explain "plosive"? I've only know them after retirement. Never while they are still gainfully employed.

@@michaeldayman682 Plosives are the sounds made when speaking that are generated by a release of air tension. The Puh in P, Tuh in T, Duh in D, Kuh in K, etc.

@@captainnurbles9169 thank you.

GMT+9 gang rise up

"therapeutic comedy" PISS CLIFF LIFT. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just noticed it. We don't deserve Chris. He's a legend.

Ohhhhhh😂😂

@@renatocfrancisco I know I’m late but permission to point out that Matt points at Chris when he said “one of us would be a dick”

I'm glad we get another season of this.

Matt Gray? Totally. Screw the Marmite. :P

Please use the full title "(everybody's favorite) Gary Brannon"

@@morpheus636 that much is implied though isn't it? You can't just have Gary Brannan *not* be your favorite Garry Brannan. It's unheard of. That's the reason why he's everyone's favorite Garry Brannan.

3:56

Yeah, but a byte too loud for my taste.

I emailed him, and he said it's not coming back

@@diamondrel5190 sad. I think some form of bonus points should be introduced, though. With their own system of awarding.

Mystery biscuits, isn’t that a Paramore song?

@@coltonwilliams9090 basically yes

I thought he was trying to get into ZZ Top?

If he was trying to get into ZZ Top, surely he would have just taken the easy way and changed his last name to Beard?

Lord of the Rings-esque lawn gnome?

Following in Irving Finkel’s awesome footsteps, perhaps?

Either way it is glorious

It's max mustermanns wife

Nah, I figured that ute muster was the sort of thing a bunch of bogans would do, but I wasn't convinced they would go with "muster".

Yes I was half expecting it be a member of the German women's handball team at the 2004 Olympics or something.

Right? I was 100% convinced it was actually a German placeholder name (like Max Mustermann) so I had no qualms looking up the article beforehand, and I was astounded it wasn't that.

@@majorfallacy5926 That's exactly what I was thinking

The only other thing, that I can think that gets transported in a ute, are Criminals.

No plywood or kangaroos are left in this vehicles overnight.

@@Duncan_Campbell Police here do actually have "Paddy Wagons" which a a ute with a canopy for transporting criminals. Generally the base ute is a Toyota Hilux, Holden Commodore or Holden Colorado. I have seen others, but they're the main ones I see.

@@insayno9959 here in Victoria they are called divvy vans.

@@Duncan_Campbell Thats where I'm based. Paddy Wagons is the more universal name as far as I know. Divvy is more of an aus thing IIRC

There is an argument to be made that it's The Windy City as in to wind because they at one point raised the buildings up on big screw jacks.

Well, yeah, but it is also very windy

Not sure about that one but ight

Oh yeah

"Hitting the table" "Oh no"

Rectal insertion! Oh no!

Only if Chris gets a retroactive biscuit for Henricus the Drunkard.

@@timothymclean absolutely- Henricus the drunkard was one of the standout performances

lobbo

But in Kiwi-land we call any unity vehicle a "ute" not just those farmyard hacks. A fun farmyard hacks us to make a ute with old Subaru Imprezzas.

Scooter Grant ok

i am also australian and i disaprove

@@maxpoggerman7396 I am also australian and i am neutral, Matt got the dates half wrong for the ute however did correctly say they are no longer made, however he did say they were made in america. In total it was a fitting description of the ute. Meanwhile the ute muster description was spot on and I smiled, makes me think Tom should do a series where he visits all these articles, or at least a ute muster.

Probably tweeted it when it started to upload, it's clearly timed either way since Tom comments 16 hrs ahead of time

It depends on who tweets it for me. If it's Gary, they've just filmed. If Matt is the one who hints about new episodes coming, it means that he's got the cut of the episode and is polishing up the audio.

Well you fellas just speak your mind. Especially the further into the wops you go.

okay i know its like a year later, but another transfem tom scott enjoyer >:)

@@chaiznt ayyyyyyyy 👉👉

Ironically, Ford is a Ute manufacturer who hasn’t given a Ute a stupid jingoistic pastoral name. Subaru Brumby Proton Jumbuck Holden Rodeo (not a true Ute, but still a stupid pastoral name) Coupe Utility Utes have fallen out of popularity in Australia in favour of a more global Pickup Truck style. They are still called Utes colloquially, even though they have a detached cab. The last true Coupe Utility was the Holden VF Commodore. The last true Coupe Utility made by Ford was the EL Falcon. The US named their Coupe Utilitys along Latin (the region/culture) themes. Ranchero, El Camino, Durango, Caballero. Current Coupe Utility’s are the Dacia Duster Pick-up, Fiat Strada, Volkswagen Saveiro, IKCO Arisun. They are still popular in countries with a strong pastoral farming culture.

​@@chaiznt we are many

It's for Matt's new channel "Will it soft serve?"

@@laurentcardinal2745 That was the exact point I was making.

@@alistairwall5470 Oh, sorry, haha.

Laurent Cardinal for a second there I thought “will it soft serve? har har very funny like that’s actually real” And then I realised that that’s exactly something Matt would actually do and lo and behold you were right

@@lovelybraintoaster164 I had the same reaction, and now I'm having that same reaction *to your comment*

I suspect that's the aesthetic he's going for, really. Post-modern hospital patient?

Ash Curnow Don’t suggest anything, because anything that’s suggested where more than one of them can see it (and particularly where Tom can see it) becomes unusable.

Do you think maybe elon musk made the cybertruck just to get Australians to buy a tesla?

@@AstoundingAmelia theres only one store in australia and barely any infasructure to support them

@@sample-text well not true for the infrastructure (unless you're only talking about superchargers which is not the only thing a Tesla can use) as for the stores I'm sure that Elon will bring more stores to Australia

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Only to get sued by the youtuber most known for his CS:GO videos "warowl" because his closer is "I'm Warowl and I still don't have a closer"!

"Ceci n'est pas un outro"?

a little like "Still untitled: the Adam Savage podcast"

Would that mean three people are lying?

Nah it’s pretty obvious as Middle Eastern countries mainly play indoor sports

Nooticus but Matt does not know any sport so him knowing that would itself be unusual.

same 😂

OH YEAH!

It took me a while to figure out what "eaieer" means.

@@daisybrain9423 yeah sorry

​@@tommyrichards1589 No worries, mate :)

Also a better format for playing along with.

The US had the Chevy El Camino (the car that Archer drives).

If FD has taught me anything, it's that they can drift as well!

Exactly. Or at the very least "Muster (Ute)" if it did have those words (which it wouldn't)

I was totally convinced by him until I realised this exact thing.

Like the time Ian Hislop discharged himself from hospital to record an episode of Have I Got News For You? He then went back to hospital and they removed his appendix.

It's the fit, the shoulders hang off him

I heard it and was very confused as to what was even being said, as in American English I have never once heard muster used as a noun and ute is simply not used.

I heard Ute Muster and the video paused to buffer. What I came up with in my head was exactly what Gary went on to say.

Wouldn't that be a Ute Moot?

Same! I assumed I'd be able to tell which one was telling the truth by that, since based on other TechDiff videos none of them know that many facts from west of the Atlantic. I didn't even know that "a ute" was a kind of vehicle (although I have seen at least one in person.)

and it was glorious

The only utes we have in America are El Caminos, and even then they're considered strange looking. If the back is open, it's supposed to be a pickup truck. If it's the size of a normal car, that's weird.

Mark Lonergan Or just descale it.

Tom should pull a Phil Jupitus and completely change his appearance every episode.

Chris's beard on Tom's face

Apparently, Tom can grow a mustache, but not a beard (old reference!)

@@citizenofvenusslightly follicly challenged in the cheeks area.... no the 'tache is fine

Nakul Maletira Considering these all tend to be filmed in the same day, that'd be quite impressive.

no it's a Ute that is wearing one shoe.

I think that's the joke

"Ute with a boot" could be a description of a ute with a tonneau cover over the cargo area.

@@haiironezumi or with an actual boot

*Ute with a Boot category is open to all makes and models of vehicle EXCEPT utes (i.e. Sedans, Wagons etc.), which still display accessories normally associated with utes (e.g. bulbar, aerials, stickers etc.)

DRRRRRR

matt really wants that proximity effect

drkastenbrot The SM58s have cardioid polar patterns too, so they would feature proximity effect as well if these guys ever got close to their mics, but they appear to keep a decent distance.

@@alamunez its not quite as pronounced because of the smaller capsule

Impressive eye for detail. I do like a good SM58 though.

@@InsideInterpreting As do I, they're a staple in my world.

Apart from the skinny smart one... I can't tell who is who

@@huell938 Funny guy is probably Matt, eccentric is probably Gary, pub is probably Chris.

That's what I thought it was!

I think the only place where Ute is a common name in Germany is primary school math books

They came pretty close with the Hagia Sofia, from what I remember.

a little down from tromso

ok TJ """""""Henry"""""""" Yoshi

Matt Grey's Plentiful=Plosive Poetry.

Yes! And I want one! -- Matt

Truckla is exactly what I thought of

@@mattandtom I can just see you in Truckula, Matt.

Well, as a New Zealander, we just call all pickup trucks "Ute". There's no need to have made it specially (although I'm sure some do), if it is a flatbed behind a cab that looks vaguely car-like then it is a ute. I'm pretty sure Australia is the same, although I could be wrong.

Yep, anything with a standard car chassis but a flatbed in the back is a ute. Though we'd refer to something with a bigger chassis as a 4WD (four wheel drive) ute or 2WD ute if it's what the yanks call a pickup truck

Gennifer Bridget Ti'ana Maher According to Gary, Tom just isn’t good enough at bullshitting off the cuff.

@@ragnkja which will make it funnier

Gennifer Bridget Ti'ana Maher Apparently he’s so bad that it’s not even funny.

@@ragnkja which is even funnier take away his laptop, now take away his preparation

Come now, you can't take that away! That's all this man has left!

Taylor Hancock “Real tennis” doesn’t sound like a real game