My History teacher at school once dozed off while showing the class a video, and woke himself up yelling "It was late. It was Tuesday. Oh God. It was ME!" to find thirty bemused 15-year-olds staring back at him.
I once fell asleep during a computer science lecture, woke up to the professor asking some question, and came so close to immediately raising my hand and answering "a brand of cigarette".
I once dreamed that my mom had dropped something. I picked it up in my dream and was about to shout to her that she had dropped it when she woke me up. I shouted her name and then realized that i was in bed.
At a sleepover, a friend woke us up by sitting up without hesitation, using an imaginary spatula, and after a friend told her to go back to sleep, she yelled "Shut up Squidward, Link and I are going become the new Krusty Krab managers whether you like it or not!" and then went back to sleep. Edit: I asked her about it recently, and basically the rest of the dream was plot of the Spongebob movie except she was Spongebob and Link was Patrick. They did become the new Krust Krab managers at the end though!
My ex once said "You put bananas in your salad? What are you, a dinosaur?", then in 5 minutes she shouted "BANANAS" at the top of her lungs and woke up
Story told start to finish. EX enters restaurant and orders a salad. As they’re waiting for their salad, another table gets food and one of their salads has bananas in it. Conversation ensues. Later, EX gets their food, and discovers bananas in the salad, jarring them awake from pure disgust and horror over the bananas in salads.
I once had a conversation with my dad while he was asleep that went as follows: Dad: “She’s coming tomorrow.” Me: “Who’s coming tomorrow?” Dad: “Your sister. She’s coming through the horse tunnel.” Me: “Dad, she lives 700 miles away.” Dad: “That’s why she’s coming through the horse tunnel!” I never did find out what exactly a horse tunnel is 💀
Second hand story. At camp, one group told a story that one of their girls sleep talked. She had told them the previous day that she likes snakes, so when she started talking, the whole group started hissing like snakes. She then said “don’t worry Thomas, I can talk to snakes!” And started hissing back at them
I did the same thing, but I dreamed that someone asked me what book I was reading, so I then proceeded to yell the title as loudly as possible and woke myself up. That was a weird way to start the day.
I was once having a nightmare and for some reason my first instinct was to growl my lungs out like a lizard or dinosaur and that scared the crap out of my brother
@@fanofalmosteverything4658 things like that are why i'm always nervous to try to start a conversation with someone in german because i always have a feeling they're gonna start saying things that i don't understand and i'm gonna fuck up
@@naomigwolfe8112 the only bit I remember is being in a police station with a whole load of detectives, inspector gadget being one of them. I feel like I might have been helping to solve a crime and that’s why I said it? I can’t remember it much, it was years ago.
My summer camp counselor once sat up and screamed "WE'RE GONNA GET RUN OVER! RUN!!!", which was absolutely terrifying to hear as a group of 12 year olds sleeping in tents.
I creeped my mom out once as a child. She had just woken up from a nightmare in which I died, and when she went down to get a cup of water, she heard a whimper coming from my room. She went in to check on me, saying, “What’s wrong?” I was still asleep when I told her, “Help me! I’m going to die.”
Dang base 110 spd, didn't actually think it was that good. My only guess is that they wanted someone to switch into snorlax against a special attacker, maybe a specs Alakazam, or dragapult. Either way, it sounds like the know their Pokémon
When my sister was real little, my mom saw her doing swimming motions in her sleep and asked her, “Are you swimming?” And my sister responded “Mashed potatoes.”
Favorite thing mum ever said in her sleep was "It has to be illegal somewhere to harvest pee from a hummingbird." Even better was i said 'What??' completely baffled and she actually repeated herself. When i said what again, she woke up.
WAIT NO I DID THAT TOO but my mom actually was asking me what I wanted from McDonald’s and when I woke up I had to text her and ask her if it was a dream or not. Apparently I had ordered “nuggies.”
i once said "sharks" twice, sat up in my bed, said "sharks" more worridly, lay back down, then said "sharks" again, then went back to sleep as if nothing happened. i said "sharks" a total of four times. Keep in mind this was after watching Jaws for the first time so that could explain it.
My partner talks in their sleep ALL THE TIME and I've taken it upon myself to write down the things they say. One of my favorites is: "Now might be a good time to invest in the whales. The whales will never die... they will only get bigger and bigger. And it's time to tell them we care about them."
@@Mama-Luigi here's some more: (sung to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas) "Three French hens, eggs in a cup, and a partridge in a pear tree." "There was a pinecone and I touched it. Yeah, it was a pinecone worth looking at." "GOAT stands for gingerbread, oats, and tonsils." "It's okay. I can just go buy a biscuit somewhere else."
@KMN sure thing: "Big lady Regina here to make you party. Drop it like its hot. Drop it like its hot." "That's okay because you wanted to be green." "You are voted most likely to fart in a storm." "I'm a Manila envelope!"
@@xenosarcadius1198 I was joking about a scene in the Emperor's New Groove where one of the characters says "Oh right, the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?" :P
Apparently, while on vacation, my mother and my sister heard me say “Not my cat, not my bed.” It has since become an expression that means “not my problem.”
Once my mom said in her sleep "wait was it two or three?" and the dog (also asleep) went "grrrr." Then she said "oh, okay, thanks." Not my mom having a telepathic dream convo with the dog bye 😭
One time when my sister was sleep talking she asked me for the grocery list or something- so I said “Uhhh, ice cream?” And she just paused and went “And?!” 😂
I did something really similar when I was a kid, too! I'd been reading a book before bed, so me and the book characters were in the dream. We were in, like, a river, bathing (one of the characters was a dragon btw), and my dream self thought that it was okay to piss in the river. But I did it in real life, too. I was also mumbling some nonsense about Teddy Grahams being eco-friendly
My partner once sleepwalked across the room- I asked him “Are you awake?” To which he replied “YES, DUH. Do you have any thirstiness?” Water. He wanted water. And he was not, in fact, awake.
@@Willio20000 No. No it does not. As an expert in the field of being fucked by my parents because they leave my sleeping corpse with responsibilities that I didn't agree to just because sleep-me has figured out how to talk, just because someone says they are awake doesn't mean they're awake. I have been left with drinks in my hand and then scolded when the drink makes a mess because sleep-me will say I'm awake and I want a drink, and they'll give it to me without realizing I'm just going to go back to sleep and probably spill it. Awake means you are consciously making decisions. If you programmed yourself to say that you are awake when asked, asking doesn't mean shit.
I heard this when I was young. My babysitter at the time told me her parents once woke up to her rummaging in their closet. When they asked her what she was doing, she said in a stressed voice, "I need to get the flowers so I can make the mashed potatoes." They guided her back to her room without waking her up.
My mom was once sleep walking and had to use the bathroom. She then came back to bed (her and I were sharing my bed). She then stated in her sleep daze "The toilet got stolen." I have never questioned my mother more than that moment.
During a sleepover the girls humoured me while I was sleeptalking. Apparently they asked why I was using an American accent to which I replied with absolute rage "will you shut up he's boiling the peas" so that was nice
I did something so similar! I was talking to a guy in my dream and I said “Thank you.” quite distinctly and in a completely normal tone. “Wh- what?” said my cousin, who was awake. She only realized I was sleeptalking when I woke up and responded groggily!
According to my brother, one time, when I was 7, I yelled out "nooooo..! The spikes..!" and proceeded to rip the LARGEST FART ever known to Man. If I remember correctly I was dreaming about Sonic The Hedgehog
"Hey, wake up!" "..." "Are you awake?" "Yes..." "Come on, you'll be late to school!" "You're lying." "What?" "YOU'RE LYING!!!" "Wha-" "I KNOW YOU KILLED THE CLOWNS, STOP LYING!!!"
@@UltraVioletLiteMy mom was the one who killed all the clowns. I have yet to forgive her for it, and quite frankly, I don't think ill ever be able to recover from the emotional trauma.
my dad once woke my mum up whilst he was half asleep and told her excitedly “I’ve found the answer! I know how we’re going to make our millions! Capital letters!” “Those already exist.” he just said “oh” and immediately fell asleep again
My wife a couple of weeks ago: “I need you to get everyone out of here, they’re turning everything into a shelf!” Two minutes later: “I need you to get that money back from Brianne, I meant to give it to Bigfoot.” Apparently she was dreaming we were running a restaurant out of our bedroom.
so this is kinda unrelated, but the comment above you says that they had said “i love you isaac, you’re such a ceramic elephant.” and your username is isaac
A few days ago my mom came in to wake me up, to which I apparently opened my eyes wide and said “No, not the curtains! The curtains are so controversial!” and immediately fell back to sleep. Then she woke me up for real and I had no idea about wtf I just said until she told me. 💀
My roommate was on a call with her friend and recalls me sitting straight up and saying "I had a dream about a burrito" and immediately layed back down. They asked me what kind of burrito and I described the burrito in great detail "beans, sour cream, salsa, the microwaved ones" My roommate also recalls me cuddling her friend in my sleep and then suddenly shoving her away and angrily rolling over whilst muttering "I knew you weren't a bag of weed"
@@darandompancake405 You can't really know what they were thinking when they replied that, Its possible they do enjoy correcting people, but its just as possible they don't like to but want to help remind people to try and use correctly grammar. Its possible that its both, and its possible that its neither. Assuming something about a statement that doesnt imply much isn't a good idea.
Just heard this one from my physical therapist today. He and his sister were staying in a family cabin that was out in the woods. It’s the middle of the night, he apparently started repeating “Monster walk. Monster walk.” in his sleep (Which is a type of exercise they do in physical therapy). His sister heard it, freaked out, and shook him awake asking “What’s a monster walk!?”
I'm kind of alarmed on how many people sleep talk or move in their sleep in general. Like is sleep talking that common? I've never seen anyone talk or even move in their sleep.
@@fungi265 It's always happened to me and a couple of friends I've slept with experience that as well. I specifically have walked around the room and then got back to sleep and covered myself in my blanket without waking up.
@@fungi265 I know I used to sleepwalk. You see I was sleeping in my sibling's room and I woke up in my own bed. My room was on a different floor and my feet was on my pillow. I sleepwalked to my own room and no one noticed. Also before my mom got her machine that helps her breathe while sleeping. She used to do all sort of things while sleepwalking. We wouldn't even know that she was sleepwalking. Anyways she has that machine because she will stop breathing during sleep, wake up and fall back asleep. This made her extremely tired
My husband once said “don’t worry; the bill isn’t due until July.” The next morning, he laughed and was certain no bills were due in July. This was last December, soon after our wedding. Fast forward to late May, I recall the story out loud, and this time he freaks out and was convinced sleeping past him knew something current him had forgotten. We didn’t get in trouble over any forgotten bill :P
A few years ago (during a time where we only had one working bathroom in the house) I walked through my parent's bedroom to use the bathroom and my mom in her sleep asked me something like "Do you need any lemons, sweetie?" She seemed concerned about my lack of lemons, so I assured her that I was alright without them and she fell right back asleep. I love her so much.
My roommate from my first year of college is an extreme night owl while I sleep from a respectable 11 to 7. Sometimes she'd be in the room, just doing homework in the darkness at like 2am. Apparently, one night that she was in the room, I sat up straight in bed and stared directly at her and said, "I need some... [long, long pause] cherries." No idea what I was dreaming about then. She was heartily amused.
One time it was three a.m. at a thin-walled hotel in Hawaii when I randomly sleep-screamed at the top of my lungs, "IT'S AN EXPLODING JACKET!!!!" I got five complaints about accidentally spreading panic throughout the hotel the next morning
I wasn't there for it, but my friend's wife and sister were chatting while he was asleep near them, when he suddenly sits up, points at them and says "you will learn to fear my war rats" and then laid back down
I tend to sleep talk a lot, and my family loves to tell me. Here’s some highlights -“Have you thought of using cheese?” -“Don’t take my bells I have to pay off my house” - “possum, possum, possum!” ( note I apparently had jazz hands) - sang the whole Pokémon theme song, paused, then sang the Pokémon advanced battles theme song - sat up, asked my dad for dinner then slapped the wall and passed back out - “ satan, love, share the damn yogurt” - (my dads favorite) “Damn them, damn them all”
my boyfriend is a very frequent sleeptalker, to the point where i have an iphone note filled with dumb shit he says. some gems include "why are you on a sledge?", "last known address... house", "its fine babe theyre not gonna win, labours got shit weapons", and my personal favourite "im in the library, i cant be late. no ones ever late for the library", said as i was trying to wake him up and telling him he was going to be late
@@jighardy it usually takes about the same amount of effort for me not to wake him with how much i laugh at the things he says. recently hes also added “did you get the dungeon keys?” asked very seriously, and “im not saying… im not… GAY”, which sounded very indignant
once when i was 9, in my sleep i started saying “oscar, clemintine” (my pet dogs names) ridiculously fast over and over for around 5 minutes before saying: “get the spears, we ride at dawn” …. i was at a sleepover with 3 other people.
This one is from my sister several years ago. “I’m putting makeup on the Cat in the Hat.” That phrase has lived in my head rent-free for almost a decade now and I still have to physically stop myself from laughing out loud
Same English isn’t even my native language and I’m still trying to figure out how I could fluidly list every single element from the periodic table of the elements, half of which I didn’t even know they existed, in a heavy British accent, in my sleep ._. At least that’s what happened according to my sister
Once I was asleep and I yelled, "Ants! Ants! Ants! Ants! Is that ants or coconut water?!" My mum told me about it the next morning and I remember the dream I was having.
@@FrizellaTheBee I assume they were asking if the coconut water they might of been drinking in the dream was dripping down them or if it was a swarm of ants.
my mom said: “THE BIRDS, I LOVE THE BIRDS!” In her sleep once as a kid. more than 20 years later, her daughter (my sister) is now married to a man who’s last name is Byrd.
Apparently I once went on a tangent to my mother about how you should never bake a towel, how pomegranates are a strong metal that will poke you in the eye, and that no one should trust spinal cords "because they are sus."
one i remember vividly from my childhood was when i woke myself up saying “Snape, give me back my colored pencils” i don’t know what it had to do with the odd dream about a clothing rack in a large dance studio, but goddamn it, Snape, give me back my colored pencils
I think you were talking about a harry potter character known as snape.he is unusally rude to harry potter for most of the books,altough his good side is revealed in the last book/movie.you might have been in the studio,which was actually the duelling club in HP 2,and snape mightve taken your wand,and you mistook it for a colored pencil.
I laugh uncontrollably in my sleep , mostly on weekends. My sister used to sleep next to me when she was 8 as she was scared of the dark , scared the living daylights out of her. *I still laugh in my sleep , I've been told I laugh like Pennywise*
This was from my sisters perspective, and she asked at about 2 in the morning “Where’s the phone charger.” and I apparently replied “Check your inventory.” Been playing too much terraria, haven’t I?
Comic sans gets a bad rap - it’s actually very dyslexic friendly. The comic sans trick is also great for writers because for some reason it just makes you write So Much (I swear I’ve tried it, it’s wild)
I have 2 stories 1: My ex used to fall asleep in vcs in our discord server and one time while I was unfortunately not present he apperantly started moaning “like a girl” (according to my friends) 2: One night I fell off the bottom bunk and immediately yelled “WHERES THE CONTROLLER” to which my sister from the top bunk said “wtf go back to sleep” and I promptly did with no objections
My Mom once jumped out of bed ran down the hall yelling that there was a pig running down the street, she then yelled at my Dad that it was dangerously "Hakuna Matata-ing" away
I vividly remember having a dream about being at a writing conference. I was writing a script and I was like- the only one doing work. Then there was this goose across from me with a tie and a name tag reading "Jeremy". I remember that the other writers would ask a question, I'd answer, the goose would honk, and everyone would act like he was a genius. I was so angry in this dream, that I audibly said "He's a goose, listen to me!" In my sleep. At least, that's what my sister, who slept in the same room as me said I did. I only remember the dream.... Still mad at Jeremy.
One time when I was little I bolted up in the middle of the night, almost crying, and begged my dad to un-sew a wagon wheel from my chest, then immediately fell back asleep. I did not remember this until he told me the next day. I also sleep walked 3 blocks away to my school one time, crossing a highway in the process, and woke up standing there hours before school started.
"It's *MY* astrophysicist and I get to torment them in the void" Something that I apparently said whilst staying at a hotel during a vacation. My mom told me the next morning and I was so confused.
I once said during my sleep: "You'll never get me! HAHAHAHA. And there he goes into the stars." Apparently, I was the character while also the third person narrator. Fun times.
Once my sister went “damn that’s a big ass truck” and then “burrito graduation” only a few minutes later in her sleep. I have no idea what that dream could have been.
Sounds like Kero Kero Bonito's album - Bonito Generation which had a graduation girl for it's album cover. Idk burrito graduation just rhymes with Bonito Generation
