I once misheard "dinosaurs" as "McDonalds" while some friends of mine were having a conversation about if dinosaurs would be an invasive species if they were no longer extinct, and my only addition to the conversation was "I don't think there's anywhere that a McDonalds should be"
They would still live today and we wouldn't exist if it weren't for the KPG extinction (which I personally call a tragedy), so theoretically if we brought them back their niches would already be taken up ecologically by modern animals or they would outcompete them. The world is not as warm as it was during the mesozoic so they may take a bit to adjust, but I think they'd get the hang of it.
I had a conversation where I was MISUNDERSTOOD, not misheard, and it's hilarious enough for you to hear. So, for context, my dog had just gotten surgery. She was spayed. But I didn't know the term for it at the time, so I said, "got her uterus removed" instead. My sister was at home watching her. This conversation happened between me and a math tutor that my sister and I would go to. Tutor: "Oh, hi! Where's your sister?" Me: "Oh, she's watching the dog because she just got her uterus removed." Tutor: "She what?! What happened?" Me: "Oh, you know. We don't think she'll ever reproduce, and we didn't want to risk cancer stuff either." Tutor: "Did- Did she CONSENT to this-?" Me: "Huh-? Why would she-? No, she technically didn't, but I don't know why we'd ask her for that when it's basically impossible..." Tutor: "Is she... okay?" Me: "Oh, yeah, she is! But you should've seen her on the car ride back, it was terrible. She was slobbering all over the place, making an absolute mess! And she could barely even stay awake!" Tutor: "Yeesh..." Me: "...?" Tutor: "Welp, guess you'll have to have all of her kids for her, huh?" Me: "...Huh??" (For those of you who didn't understand, I was talking about my dog. My tutor thought I was talking about my SISTER-)
One time my friend was talking about the breast cancer awareness ribbon and she said “you know, the pink cancer awareness thing” but instead I heard “pink hamster awareness thing” and I looked her in the eye and said “where did you get a pink hamster?”. She still won’t let me forget it.
One time a foreigner was asking me where's the restroom, but she had such a heavy accent, that I had to ask her to repeat herself 3 times. I just couldn't understand what she was saying so I went "mhm 🙂". She looked at me like, wtf? Then I saw her ask another person and he pointed to the restroom. Gosh I felt so dumb
Living with an auditory processing disorder is having several of these moments daily. A coworker the other day said “can I grab this” and I thought he was asking me for “canned rabbits”
Ayyyy- I was about to say this lol. Same hat! :D [ Or same diagnosis I guess lol. The example that always springs to mind is when a friend once said she was a 'little bit artsy' and I thought she said 'I'm a little bit of a nazi' :\ ]
@@thetruthof8949 One time I my grandmother said something I don’t even remember what she said about me but my auditory processing heard as “She’s a racist!” So I said *”I’m not racist?”* I was eight lmao
Reminds me of the time I was ordering a drink and the guy asked for my name but I thought he asked for my membership card and I was like “oh no I don’t have one sorry” and the guy just paused for a second and was like “you… don’t have a name?” And saying I almost cried out of embarrassment is an understatement. :(
Once, as a barista for Starbucks, I took an old man's order and then asked for his name. He did not misunderstand and vehemently said "NO." It would have been obnoxious had it not been so funny. I made sure to bring him his latte bc nobody ever seems to remember what they literally just ordered unless their name is on it.
Imagine being in a basement's toilet in some strangers house and asking for toilet paper, just for them to creep in and say "It's just me, dawg..." in a dark voice.
My little sister once told me to "eat faster", but I heard it as "You bastard" so I was like "you just called me a bastard!?" and thats how I taught a 5 year old a curse word.
Similar experience but it was a friend who misheard me, i never knew how weird a droned out fine was untill it was pointed out epically when referring to an ender dragon figurine
I’m a delivery driver and the other day when I knocked on someone’s door, they yelled ‘COME IN’. I panicked for a second thinking ‘well I can’t just walk inside’ but if they told me to come in, they obviously weren’t coming to the door, so I opened the door to see someone reaching the bottom of the stairs about to open the door. Wasn’t until I got back in my car that I realised they had actually shouted ‘COMING’
On a similar note, I was riding an Amtrak (the main company for passenger trains in the US). One of the staff checking my ticket complimented how nicely my ticket was printed out on photo paper. It was going to be a long ride, so I commented "I actually have a funny story about that, you see I was rushin' " Her eyes got big as she asked "Woah, you're Russian?" (this was right around the mass exodus of Russians leaving Russia), and I had to clarify I was _in a rush_ and printed it on photo paper by accident, it was just nice that it turned out looking really good.
I will never ever forget that my mom was yelling at my brother because he said “I’ll do it at one.” But she misheard him and thought he said “I can do what I want.”
Matt should really consider becoming a voice actor at this point. His ability to add so much emotion to twitter posts on the internet, plus his hilarious voice makes him perfect!
yeah usually when I watch these channels the voiceover irritates me and I just end up muting it and reading the posts myself but Matt's voiceover legitimately adds to the content
This is a little inside joke from our family, but I decide to share it to a few others. My dad said to me.. "Im thinking about getting Kentucky fried chicken. Do you agree on that?" I misheard "Kentucky fried chicken" as "petrified chicken" and so I looked at my dad all weird and said "what is petrified chicken?!" And we both laughed hysterically. Then told it to everyone in our family.. turns out, I have an auditory processing disorder.
Btw, if you don't mind of course, how did you get tested and diagnosed with it? I've just been thinking that I have it, bc last time I checked my hearing doctor said that everything is fine and just sent me home, although I continued on mishearing or completely not understanding things that other people said
@@inkbutterfly6706 I don't have a diagnosis yet; but the same psychiatrist who diagnosed me w/ autism said that he thinks thats what's going on with me, and told me to get tested. I'm 100% that whats going on
When I got my driver's license, the lady at the BMV asked "male or female" and due to the crazy amount of noise at the place, I thought she was asking for my email. I then proceeded to go on autopilot reciting my email as she stared at me in complete horror.
One time I was at the doctor’s office, just doing a check up. They asked if I vape, but I heard bake. So I said “No, not usually” To which she replied “So you do sometimes?” I replied “Well, my sister does it more. She made cookies yesterday.” We both were confused. That is when I realized it made more sense for her to have said vape.
I ran past a dude and for some reason decided to say “another gray day,” being negative about the weather and saying something a bit out of the ordinary. Taken aback, he sputtered “you too.” I didn’t blame him. He probably thought I told him have a great day. I was running after all. Plus, who says “another gray day,” randomly like that. Anyway, knowing he thought I was being positive and him being positive back to me, made my gray day a little brighter 😊
once in calculus the person behind me said "oh i like your hoodie" so I turned around to say thanks but it turns out she was on the phone. She gave me the most 'fuck off i wasn't talking to you' type glare. I was so embarrassed until i realized: who tf has the audacity to have a loud phone call in the MIDDLE of class. A week later she started coughing like an 84 year old war vet with tuberculosis and never returned to class. For the record i thought my hoodie was great.
oh my god i actually have a story for this: it was during the lockdown and so classes were online (this was in early 2021), I was in an online science class and the teacher was discussing the different types of radiation waves and tested us on them, she asked what beta was, but i misheard "beta" as "feta" so i proceeded to answer with "feta is a cheese, thats all i know". Another teacher in the class then told me to focus on the work to which i said "i thought you said feta". I then was muted from the chat for the rest of that session, all because i misheard "beta".
also forgot to mention this was on ms teams, we were not allowed to use our microphones unless asked to, but most of the time we spoke through the chat
I was waking my dog recently and a dude working by his house came out to say hello (my dog be cute), and after my dog examining his workstation and some patting, the guy said "have a good day" to me so I immediately went "you too" on autopilot. Only then realizing that he in fact said "have a good sniff" to my dog. He looked very confused and a bit disturbed. I'm planning to avoid that route for at least the next 6 months.
As someone who is hard of hearing, this made me laugh so much. The other day we were talking about the shouts of excited children but I heard “shelves of expired children!” 😂😂😂
@@SNA1117 The final Jeopardy answer for 12/20/22 in the category Classic Songs was “The shouts of excited children at a 1946 holiday parade are said to have inspired this perennial favorite.” (I don’t just go around talking about screaming kids….)
Coming back from the beverages table at a wedding reception, I was approached by a small boy who asked, “Where did you get that dress?” Surprised, but flattered, I began to blab: “Well, it’s actually a skirt and a shirt! And I don’t remember where I got them…” I was launching into my best guesses on that when the kid, who was staring at me in mild horror, interrupted me. “No… I said, where did you get the drinks?” I cracked up laughing… the poor little guy had to wait another painfully long few seconds for his answer!
I remember going on a school trip, zoning out and someone asked what my name was. I said “hello”. They asked if that was really my name but as I was still somewhat zoned out, I said “yes”. Both of us just stared, very confused about what had just occurred.
Oh my god this has happened to me TOO MUCH. Like I will never forget the time when I was in 6th grade, talking to a friend, and she was saying “so what colour of the leaver’s hoodie do you want to buy?” Except I heard it as “so what colour of the lemur hoodie do you want to get?” And I just stared at her and said “THEY MADE A HOODIE OUT OF LEMURS?!” 💀
A few years ago in school I thought someone told me another person had flu and replied ‘oh no…’ It was only later on in the conversation I realised they’d said ‘flute’ Accidentally dissed an entire musical instrument
I was babysitting once for a family that had a really old dog named hailey. one day the mom asked me if i had heard about hailey but i heard "did you hear about the baby" and i congratulated her thinking she was going to have a baby. the dog had died... i congratulated the lady i babysit for on her dog's death.... i want to curl up in a hole and stay there every time i think about it
I was going through an interactive halloween actor thing, and no one had really done anything scary to me. This woman said something to my face really loud, but i have auditory processing disorder, so i stared blankly at her while i tried to figure out what she said. Later on, i went through a tunnel with strobe lights, but the ceiling was low, so i had or crouch, which caused me to see even less. All i saw was a figue walk past me, so i politely said "sorry" and scooted past them. Only when i left did i realise that was an actor meant to scare me, but i thought it was some guy 😃
One guy randomly brought up navy seals while talking with me but I thought he said baby seals so I got all happy and said I loved them and they were so adorable. I will never forget the face he made.
I’m legitimately deaf, So I rely on lip reading. Contrary to popular belief lip reading is only 30% affective and that’s for people who are absolutely perfect at it. I’ve had some pretty bad mis “heard” things. For instants elephant and I love you look the exact same on the lips. I was on a date with this guy I barely knew( at the zoo) and I thought he said I love you. So I said (because not all deaf people can’t talk) I’m not ready for that, that’s a lot. And he went, “What?” then I remembered we were at the zoo.
when I went abroad to an English speaking country for the first time I learned by heart some expressions like when I entered a store and they asked "do you need help" I can say "I don't think so" and thank them. And if they say "can I help you" I can say "I'm good". And one time I misheard and got them mixed up and someone asked can I help you and I replied I don't think so
My wife’s favourite story is one she wasn’t even present for. I noticed a new guy at a meeting and went over to introduce myself. He told me his name but I didn’t quite catch it and I replied “Moses?” He answered, “Richard.”
The feeling of saying "What?" after they've repeated themselves 3 times already. Also I misheard my mom yesterday, and responded strangely, but I've blocked the awkward interaction out of my head, so I don't remember what she said or what I responded with
I usually feel embarrassed when I have to ask someone to repeat themselves more than once so instead of asking again I just give the most generic possible response
I read a trick about this that if you specify which part you're having difficulty hearing the person is more likely to give you a clear answer. if you can't understand any of it then I don't know what to do because people always think volume is the problem instead of clarity and will repeat it louder but in the same way
I am hard of hearing so I mishear everything all of the time. Here’s some funny stories tho: My parents were talking about a news article they read on the internet about a guy being _rescued_ with a garden hose from a frozen lake and I heard ARRESTED so I was like “what? How is that even possible” and they were just confused and explained the story again and I was like “YOU SAID ARRESTED” and my dad was like “I SAID RESCUED” and then they just laughed about it Another time my dad came home from work after he lost his phone and he was telling my mom how he lost it and I heard “the police wanted it” so here I am freaking out that the police took my dad’s phone for some reason and he was being investigated and so I nervously asked him “why did the police want your phone?” And he was really confused and said “no the LEASE wanted my phone”. Turns out he was being sarcastic about him losing his phone in some dirt and probably running it over with his machine because he works in the oil field and they were building a lease. TL;DR I am hard of hearing so I thought my parents said a guy was arrested with a garden hose after being brought up out of a frozen lake and then I thought the police wanted my dad’s phone
Once ordered a coffee and the barista asked me "cash or card?". I thought she said something about cream, so I replied "no" and just blankly stared at her
This isn't me mishearing someone, but it was definitely someone mishearing me. I think we were going into an elevator and I asked "Are we going down?" to check which button I should press. My sibling, apparently, thought I said "I will die alone" and was, reasonably, confused. And of course when asked about this my response was "Bold of you to assume I'm not taking anyone down with me."
Not mishearing but a misunderstanding... I work at the grocery and a man came up to me saying he was searching for Mathilde, right away I thought oh he means the chocolate milk and RIGHT before I was about to show him to the chocolate milk he said "I need to talk to her"... He meant my coworker. It was my coworkers dad. For context, Mathilde is a well known brand of chocolate milk here in Denmark.
When i worked at a petrol station late night many people were too tired to process words and ended up saying "no thanks" when i said have a good evening. I respect it
I once misheard a school janitor saying "The toilet's still clogged" and I stood there for a solid minute completely dumbfounded because I thought he said "The toilet's unplugged"
I have a really weird story to tell. I once came into the toilet room that belonged to my university. Then I saw that one of the toilet doors got stuck, so the person ended up being locked inside. She had her friend standing on the other side of the door (with us) trying to calm her down. Once we got help and the door was unlocked we discovered that the two "friends" never knew each other. Both of them falsely believed that the person standing on the other side of that door was someone they knew. Which was not the case. It was a very weird situation.
The other week my friend asked me something while she was eating a sandwich and I misheard her say "If my sandwich was a dinosaur what type of dinosaur would it be?" I confidently said "Brachiosaurus" and the poor girl just stared at me. I also never found out the original question. 🤷
I work as a house keeper in family hotel in germany. One day my boss asked me to work in the kitchen to help his wife during breakfast service since the usual worker is sick. I am an Auslander student so my german is not fluent. In the middle of the work, my boss' wife asked me "Willst du rauchen gehen?" which mean: "would you like to smoke?" Which i refuse since i don't smoke. Then she just said ok and go out of the kitchen to deliver the breakfast to the guests. After couple of seconds suddenly my brain starting to question like why would she asked me if i would like to smoke even during this busy hours? Then i realized what she actually said to me was "Willst du raus gehen?" Which mean: would you like to go/get out? which is a simplified sentence from "would you like to go out deliver this breakfast to the guest?". Upon realizing that i felt very guilty cus i literally refuse the order of my superior for no reason. After she came back to the kitchen i immediately apologize and explain my misunderstanding. Then she told her husband and they both just laugh at the hilarious situation. Thanks god they are good people.
One time i was on a date with a girl and I told her I had a skylight in my room (window on the ceiling) but she thought I meant a nightlight but I didn’t realize at the time that she didn’t know what a skylight was. Never saw her again. She probably told all her friends that a grown man had a nightlight. I still think about that a lot
I will never forget that day in Spanish 1. My school had a foreign exchange student program and that year we had a really hot dude from Belgium that sat right next to me in that class. He spoke perfect Spanish so idk why he was in that class, but I remember he knew I had a crush on him and when it was time to partner with someone next to us, he would smile at me and speak perfect Spanish and for some reason the way he spoke and looked at me always made me flustered so often times I got distracted. This is one of those days where the teacher would speak Spanish and ask a si or no question and we had to reply to our partner or something, I can't quite remember. All I remember was staring into those beautiful blue eyes and hearing my teacher ask "Si or no?" To something and I just said "si" instead of no. The whole class grew silent and stared at me before bursting out laughing, includint my teacher. Apparently she asked the class if they thought Dr. Phil was "muy sexy" and I had said yes to that. I never lived that shit down till I graduated.
TL/DR: Misheard my doctor's question after nearly fainting due to a needle. When I was younger, I nearly fainted after a vaccine (I'm terribly afraid of needles). The doctor laid me down and made sure that I was alright. Now, I speak Italian as a motherlanguage (southern Switzerland), so this might be a bit difficult to understand. He asked me if I felt dizzy with "ti gira la testa?" (Does your head turn?) And I mistook it as "gira la testa" (turn your head). I promptly did it, as I thought he might have wanted to check something. I then realised by the look on his face, and cringed greatly. Sometimes I still think about it and it's still somewhat annoying...
The brain: the self-declared most complex structure in the universe, and yet it still refuses to hear correctly and also constantly fixates on the times when it didn't
@@vermilisix So true, we hyperfixate on tiny mistakes and over not saying the right thing, even though realistically no one will judge you over it and they'll probably forget all about it the next day.
The best part is these people heard something wrong and completely off the wall but are so quick to go along with it without question like “idk why my bank is asking about drones but if you insist-“
I once had this dude in my class on the day of exams ride past me on a bicycle, when I was waiting outside by myself. He's usually a chill dude, so when I heard him say "shouldn't have come, today (name)" in a deep voice I was concerned. Later that day I realized that he probably said "see you on Tuesday!"
Oh man this is relatable. I seem to have inherited a hearing problem my mom has which causes us to *constantly* mishear things, which as you can imagine very frequently leads to awkward conversations. Only one I can remember off the top of my head right now is when I asked her if urine is sterile and she thought I asked if "Aaron is sterile". That was awkward.
I once went out on a date with this guy I really liked and he asked me if I liked horror movies which I somehow misheard as ‘porn movies’ and just started elaborating on the topic💀💀
omg this is very similar to mine, I was with my cousin whose american (im from new zealand), and she was like "do you like horror movies" and I thought she said "whore movies" for like a solid 10 mins no matter how many times she repeated herself lmao
That reminds me when I was asking my American cousin for an eraser. In my English accent so she thought I was asking for a razor. So then I just used the English for eraser which is rubber to which she exclaimed horrified, “What do you want a condom for?!” 😂
When I was a kid, my extended family drew names for Christmas to choose who we'd buy presents for, and I drew my aunt's name. Well, one time she was asking all of us kids what we wanted for Christmas, but I wasn't paying attention, I was playing. So when I heard her call my name, I didn't hear "what do you want for Christmas" I heard "who did you get for Christmas," and so I scoffed and told her "I'm not telling YOU that." She looked hurt, and I didn't realize until I saw that SHE had MY name, that she was asking me what I wanted, not whose name I drew. I still feel mortified at being so rude about it lmao.
I was having a panic attack in spanish class once (situational mutism) and the visiting student from Mexico said something with “mejorar” in it (I guess “it’ll be okay” or something) and I thought she was asking my major so I said “matemática” and every time I think about this I want to actually die
I think I have something similar, it's ridiculous the amount of times I was unable to read anything out loud or do the speaking exercises in Spanish class Even still, it's kinda funny to imagine someone going "it'll be okay" and just responding "math"
One time I called the bank at my old job and when they were verifying me, he asked for the sixth letter of the security question "favourite fictional character" but I thought he said "what's the sex of your favourite fictional character" so I said, confused, "uhh female..?" and we were both lost
3:18 I actually work at a Chick-fil-A, the amount of times I've asked people for their name and they start giving me thier order bro. I know darn well your name isn't "Number one with medium fries, medium coke and 3 Chick-fil-A sauce packets".
“My coworker asked how my life is but I thought he asked how my leg is and I said “it only hurts when I pay attention to it” I mean, it’s relatable and true either way Edit: not to be that guy, but to be that guy, I somehow got 243 likes in 1 and a half days. thanks ig
My friend was telling me a story and she said "I was waiting at the bus stop" but I somehow heard "I did cocaine at the bus stop". It's been an inside joke ever since
I once misheard “trash” as mash” while my mom told me to take the trash out, so instead of taking the trash out, I removed all the mash from her Sunday dinner and threw it into the neighbour’s backyard. 💀
Oh geez. I’ve got two. Both at a call center. I asked a lady her middle initial, she replied “y” so i said back, “because i’m required to ask it.” This went on 5 minutes before my idiot brain caught on. The other was the guy calling about Ashleigh’s account. I asked his relation to Ashleigh, he replied, “I AM Ashleigh” with the most “i’m so fucking done with this name” tone i’ve ever heard.
I'm late to the party but I've got 2: 1. Once I had to confirm my personal details over the phone to a guy with an Italian accent. I confirmed my phone number and then he said 'is it Laura?' (Which is my name) but Laura in an Italian accent sounds like 'louder' .. so I thought he wanted me to speak louder and proceeded to repeat my phone number louder, to which he said 'Laura?' again and I repeated it even louder. The cycle went on for about 5 minutes until I was practically screaming down the phone before he just gave up with me 2. A hairdresser once asked what I was up to that weekend to which I told her I was going to a bbq. Later she asked where my parting was but I thought she said 'party' so I said 'oh it's a few miles away'. And she just stared at me and gave me the most condescending look of my life
I'll never forget that time a friend of mine lost his passport while on holiday so we needed to go to the police to report it. We got in a cab and told the driver to take us to the nearest police station. Dude drives us around town for a while, then stops, gets out and tells us to follow him. He then led us into a store and pointed at a shelve with playstations on it.
Man this reminds me of one time when I was talking with a neighbor and he was telling me a story. I didn't understand a single word he said and just nodded along and did a small laugh or smile here and there to try to at least make it seem like something was getting through, only for him to end up asking me if I heard any of what he said to which I told him no. He then told me the story again, which I WAS able to understand, and boy. It was NOT a story you should smile and nod along to aimlessly. Ended up being about a tragic accident his friend was in years before.
One time my brother asked my dad "Why are we parking on the side of the road" and my dad thought he said "Are we parking on the side of the road" so he replied with "yes" 💀💀💀
My story on this subject is that I was a a restaurant with two of my friends and I ordered a brownie. She asked me if I was allergic to peanuts and I thought she said do you want peanuts so I responded with “I’m good” and my friends looked at me in silence for a moment
This video struck me as especially hilarious because I have something called general auditory disorder. In effect I constantly and consistently misunderstand what words people say, as if everyone around me is speaking Simlish. And it has nothing to do with volume either; you can be super loud or super quiet and I have as good a chance of understanding you either way. Which doesn't prevent most people from shouting in my face... It's resulted in so many misunderstandings I now as an adult have a habit of repeating anything important back to ensure I heard correctly. Some people find it irritating but it's better that than me screwing something up because I misheard you.
One time I was on the phone to make an appointment at the doctors, I thought the lady randomly asked "what time did you go to bed?" Turns out they just asked when I wanted my appointment. I repeated what I thought I heard out loud without thinking because I was confused, they just laughed and repeated what they said. Luckily I heard it the second time. The appointment was about my hearing lol.
A couple weeks ago i was walking the dogs with my mom, she said something but since we were right next to busy traffic i couldn't hear her and just said "okay" or something....turns out she was asking the dogs if they wanted to sniff the fence we were walking next to and she just started memeing on me for it. Just recently i went to go run some errands with her and i told her that i was able to smell smoke for some reason and she said "YOU'RE GONNA SMELL THAT BUT YOU WOULDN'T SNIFF THE FENCE?!?!?!"
Once when I was about 4 or 5 me and my parents were in Scotland and since English was a new language to us we still didn’t understand much and especially with a Scottish accent it was even harder so I was in nursery my mum was coming to pick me up when a woman walked past her and went “WOOF” and in a panic my mum just went “WOOF” back and the woman just smiled and walked away. Turns out we think she was saying mornin in a really scotish accent and we couldn’t understand it💀🤚 btw were from Italy
Finally, another question I can answer. My friend asked "what's the answer to this?" But I heard "what's the Anthony to this?" So I said back to her "why are you talking about Anthony? Do you like him?" Just as the guy called Anthony walked past our desk. Another was when a doctor told me to lift up my shirt so he could listen to my breathing but I heard "life your shirt please" and I just stared at him until he repeated himself 💀
Man, I can't recall how many times I've watched your videos with my friends and literally choked from laughing. *My friends are very concerned...* Great video!
I have bronchitis right now, went through the 5 stages of grief Chuckled, laughed, it turned into coughs, got worse, chocked, started gagging, almost threw up
When the plumber asked "d'ya mind if I use the bathroom" and I thought he said "D'ya If I show you the bathroom" thinking he wanted to me to see something in there, he gave me the dirtiest look when I tried to join.
I work at a library. Last week a woman called and asked if we had law books. But I, of course, heard her ask if we had *all* books. I replied "We have a lot of books, but we don't have every book in existence." Gave my friend a good laugh, though.
Matt, make a video on stupid things people believed as a kid. For example, I believed that the moon was a bloody stalker that would follow my family everywhere whenever we were in a vehicle.
I thought people get pregnant by telling the doctor how many children they want, and the doctor would extract both parents' DNA and inject the Baby Formula into the mother's stomach. All the way until I was 15. I was 14 when I learned Santa Claus was my Asian parents trying to do something White for their children and apparently my little brother already figured this out a year before I did. Yes, I did get called an "imaginative child" by my teachers when I was younger.
another thing that falls under this would be white lies our parents told us as children ex. it being illegal to have the light on in the car while driving, swallowing gum will kill you, there is no faceless man in the kitchen window, etc..
I thought elbow grease was a real product that you could buy in the store and rub on your elbows to help you work better. I was well into my teens before I discovered that it was just a figure of speech. Conversely, I thought that "douche bag" was just a figure of speech all the way until the age of 22 when I saw that South Park episode and learned it was a feminine hygiene product.
I used to participate in a girl group in highschool during recess and we did various activities and ate lunch together. A girl in the group who was sitting beside me asked ''could you pass me the butter?'', I couldn't hear anything because there was loud talking so I thought she said ''Did you also want butter?'' and I said ''no'' and she looked at me confused and disgusted. I'm literally so deaf I can't skullemoji
I always mishear people for example. My friend said that his hands hurt and I exclaimed at him with the most confused voice saying "You have a (woman's private part)? " or another time where another of my friend said that their mother was frying something and I replied saying "oh sorry for your loss." She took a moment to comprehend what I said and was like "no my mother's not dead she's frying something, your ears need help"
@@Keznen vagina > pussy > paws > hands???????????????????? or maybe he heard "my [inaudible] hurt" and filled in the blank, or some combination of hand and hurt
I think this is the only channel I actually laugh watching lol Not just a smile, a laugh. So I always come here when I’m upset, and it really does work.
0:40-I have such a similar story. I was in my Humanities Class 2 weeks ago and my peer and teacher were having a small argument of either she or my teacher's 2nd grade daughter would win a fight. My dumbass didn't hear right so I asked him (my teacher), "what kind?" He looked at me in so much confusion so I figured he didn't hear me the first time so I asked again but this time I said, "what kind of dog is it?" May I mention he has blue ish green eyes so he was practically staring into my soul and he slowly said. "D a u g h t e r.... I thought you were the nice one. My daughter is *not* a dog." Needless to say, I could not stop apologizing for the rest of the time in his class. Oh how horrible it was considering the fact I burst out laughing after he had said that to the point where there were tears in my eyes. I'm definitely failing his class.
I once misheard the lyrics to the song in Peter Pan called you can fly you can fly you can fly instead of hearing "take the path that moonbeams make" I heard "think of Batman pooping snakes" 💀
I honestly don't think i'd laugh as much at these videos if it wasn't you voicing them, you just sound so happy and chaotic, and i can't help but laugh. You'd be the best voice actor ever ❤️
I once went into Lidl to ask for a job, so I went to the first member of staff I saw and said “have you got any jobs here?”… she looked at me like I was some complete lunatic and said “ummm.. I’ll just go and get my manager”, the manager eventually walked over, looking equally confused and I asked him the same question “do you have any jobs here?” He stared at me for a second and then said “OHHH so you’re not looking for dogs?” 💀
I get the confusion at 1:00 because as a nearsighted person I have been told to walk around the optician's before (they tell you to check if the floor's lines are warping or not to make sure they fixed your astigmatism) and look around 😭😭
Last winter my coworker had to leave work early bc her grandma lost her heat. I thought she said "my mawmaw lost her teeth", so I said in all seriousness 'Oh its not that bad, she can live without her teeth for a few hours, she has dentures yeah?" She and two other folks laughed hysterically, mostly bc my reply was so earnest.
binging these videos to calm down since I locked myself out of my phone & Ipad & now I have no Maps app to get home or alarm to wake me up in the morning :)
I have one for this. I did the thing everyone does at least once where the person at the movie theater says “enjoy your movie” and you respond “you too.” It’s awkward enough, right? Except I did the complete worst thing after where, instead of ignoring it and continue to my seat in shame I walked a step away, whipped around, stared at the guy and said “ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………….” and backed away whilst we stared at each other until I rounded the corner. Can’t even remember the movie.
