SM64 - How Real Men Beat Koopa the Quick (TAS) 

sonicpacker i whatch a video from 8 years ago and see a comment fron the creator from 24 minutes ago...

Talk about being in the right place at the right time, this video was made in 2009 but I'm watching it minutes after you made that comment

51 minutes here xD

Ashchu117 exactly

I can say with absolute confidence and integrity... that I'm a real man. XD

WATAFACA

That's not his older brother that's a TAS

the guy with no since of humor * Laugh *

@@NinXuS fun fact Most laugh tracks were made in the 1950's So whenever you hear one You're most likely hearing a dead person laugh

@@NinXuS his username checks out

The fact that he liked it had me cracking up

It may have been made a decade ago, but I am just seeing it. Wow, fucking wow....

@@TheLibran1 Well it's just a TAS, calm down haha

TheLibran1 same lmao

@@ToastedFanArt Oh hello again

My grandparents also race with a koopa troopa when they got to school !

Epic

*someone reset the curse that I have put on this comment* Ok they did it. 666 likes is no more

lol

Wht did i just watch 👽

Sneaky Steamie Ok pretty extreme

Sneaky Steamie 🤡🤡🤡

@Sneaky Steamie *free speech does not exempt (did i use that right?) you from the consquences of exercising that free speech*

Sneaky Steamie They can’t be opinions if they’re wrong.

@Sneaky Steamie 🤡🤡🤡

Yea buts not fun

I’m just giving that koopa... _what he deserves._

Miguel Le oh I see ;)

Lol

He damn deserves it after SMM2.

PierLuc111 I don't get it..

"Koopa the plumber rapist"

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@@DrKevlar that doesn't make any sense though, he'd have to catch Mario before he could attack him and we all know that's never happening.

LMAO best comment

and now you can do that with...SUPER MARIO 3D ALL🌟STARS you get, 64, sunshine, and galaxy (not galaxy 2 though, we dont talk about galaxy 2 (even though its my favorite wii game).

It’s pretty weird that they didn’t include it with it’s prequel

Captain Antilles lmfao true

PFFF IM CRYING THIS IS SO TRUE

@@MatheusFronterottaMotta oh god

Least he got a better deal than panno’s poor KtQ...

XD

mcr

And he hears those words every day while he is tortured every night

XD

I lays in bed with those words in his mind

Did somebody say *SPIRAL*

He eventually died of an overdose of stars.

Lmao

I mean you could collect the chain chomp star or the island in the sky star OR the red coin star.

Limão

Umm he used cannon so no

BossCrazyRoss imagine being at the store and you ask what did it cost? And the other person says I had to do it again to get his star

I guess Bugs races like this. Not even Cecil's turbo jets can compete with this

@@varietychan oh yeah that’s true as hell

koopa is a turtle

@@varietychanBugs always loses though. Ok it’s mostly because Cecil cheats and then wins in the end

I haven't laughed at a comment this hard in weeks.

Btw the finish time says 1337

@@zephyr1741 we still can't unlock Luigi

@@JommiGommi but L is real :U

It was the 5th tho

Justin Y., is that you?

YBom06 YT may aswell be

2/10 needs more likes

It’s recommended to take 2 a day

*takes 5 vitamin gummies and comenses star storage getting both stars*

Better: "THANK U SO MUCH- FOR BREAKING-A MAH GAMMEEE!" - By Mario himself

Lewis Mccartney Pausebuffering is actually scary.

Lol

WHO'S THE 421ST LIKE?!

XD real LOL

You were 6 when the iPhone 5 came out? Unbelievable

Yeah. I also saw this man. I couldn't quite make out what he looked like because he was flying backwards and jumping baclwards up a staircase.

@COOLkid123 goodForLife_103 perfectly normal

"Perfectly Balanced.. As all things should be"

It's probably koopa the quick knows now to do this

Oh dear...

Haha yeah I loved Justice League xd

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I will not like because 69

a better answer wouldve been “Koopa the Quick’s pride”

Daniel Pac Martinez 984 likes. Prolly didn't know u had hat many.

More than 2000 now

Tu puedes ver Bench tu

what’s disrespect about it

9 0 the disrespect is that he doesn’t care that Koopa isn’t that good so he destroys him anyway

Pumped Up Kicks plays

*koopa has rage quitted* Mario: *the pause button glitches* OH SH- *star music plays*

Zeta qlo te amo

*Sonic has disconnected from the chat

@@felipef6064 jaja el weon pesaoxd

The oldest sibling: Pathetic

The icon matches the description XD

Mario activates sonic mode

Koopa: wait,but... how?!?!?! Mario: *y e s*

Very fast, number 1

Mario: I'm speed

IPokeEyesOut no that’s being a cowered a real man fight it

He jumped that fucker

@@ThiccFurryBoi34 woooosh

@@ss-ch7py r/woooosh, ya missed the joke buddy

He was in a race lol

*Suprised Pikachu Face*

Same. lol

Waddle Derp yes

Waddle Derp me too

Reminder : if a video you don't like show up in your recommendations, *do not comment it.* RU-vid considers commenting as showing an interrest in a video, and thus will put more of this kind in your recomm' box.

Same!

Know that feel. :(

Did you mean to say "an overdose of antidepressants"?

F

His legacy is forever carried on by his grand kids in Super Mario Odyssey

LilDante675 Headcanon accepted.

Mario has entered the Matrix

This entire video is the ultimate flex

The fact he spammed zoom in on the chomps face while performing a triple jump above him

Pablo Cardona that doesn’t make a difference , this is a tas

@@EaZea what are you talking about? lol

@@EaZea Read the pinned comment

Very clever

Still waiting that week..... ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fxPN0KB0_o0.html /sarcasm

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@@jblessings2828 Please tell your God to shorten your essay so people will actually read it.

@Wow Wow Wubbzy Wow! I actually didn't realize untill you pointed it out.

This is an 11-month-old comment, but I just want you to know that Pepsi Man telling the viewer to "DRINK" used to be my profile picture, and in fact, is currently my PlayStation Online picture

Victor Benetone Mario canonically isn’t human

@@theblizzard8735 sorry I don't speak wrong

More like hold my spicy meat-a-ball ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-VaqdQhuvPi8.html

*psych

"A race is a race, you can't do anything else" -Koopa """""The Quick"""""

Thank you so much for to playing ma gamah!

so long GAY BOWSER

Transport the scuttlebug

Martin Junior Balbi Hurtado Luigi: So Mario, how did you get back after defeating dharkon?

Have you seen a Koopa running in a Mario game beside Koopa the Quick ?

He is the only koopa in mario 64 so there is no standard, but yes, he is slow

True, but koopa the quick is big and fat, so I guess he is sloe

The footrace is the very first thing I ever did when I got my hands on the Nintendo 64 kiosk at Kay Bee Toys and I remember losing to him, you gotta remember this game was the introduction to 3D platforming for almost everyone, so even though it seems like it is extremely easy, most people hadn't gotten a grip on the controls by this point when the game was first released

@@TRJ2241987 i can't really imagine not having the grip of a 3d game

underrated

True

Boy:. . . . . . WHERE THE FUCK DOES SHE LIVE!!!

YEAHOO!

I can relate to this

Terminal montage

So many reference

Very accurate

Tas’s can actually visit alternate dimensions in this game

@@JAY-zf6jw just have to clip through the wall at the pixel perfect angle with the right framerule, and repeatedly mash the camera sticks left,right,up,down,left,left,up while simultaneously spinning the thumbstick anti-clockwise and also press a b a b b successively in the time of 5 ticks and... that's how you visit the alternate dimensions. (This method is actually the easiest one so some people might think its a bit too cheap).

0:08 When she comes in and your still working fast and she can’t see you yet

Lmao

How Real Men -Beat- Eviscerate Koopa the Quick

He barely won the race by 1 second. Koopa is eaay you can get there 30 seconde before he does

@@thekyleprojekt7996 these comments were made as a joke, not for you to explain how koopa the quick is easy

@@thekyleprojekt7996it dosent matter of the time, but only the power

Humiliation

1:29

@@bettercallgarrix O-KKKKKK..

@@cumbrous it is true

@@evenrik_2214 Nah, more like 16 at least till like the mid 2010s

Anyone got any similar stories?

Underrated comment

But you find her place before her parents even get back

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Now THIS I like

That's not what underestimated means

@It's Yourboy 'underrated'

PFFFG

@@spootot this comment is not strong enough

He didn't lose koopa's star. Mario didn't think koopa was worthy of giving him the star. So he used cannons to complete another star's criteria to spite koopa further, like the race was just a minor inconvenience. The poor bastard.

TJ """"""""""""""""Henry"""""""""""""""""""" Joshi

Koopa """"""""""""the"""""""""""" quick

lmao

*Koopa "the Quick"* *k.*

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Princess""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Peach Toadstool.

iWest 625 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-HK3m2xiBmcY.html oops

Top 10 anime comebacks of all time.

sonicpacker u can do it I beweed in you.

sonicpacker aaaaand I subbed

Perfect Focus Seriously! In seeing the profile picture you have everywhere on RU-vid! Good meme tho😂

But can you do it in 1/2 A press?

Yes, but you have to build up speed for 12 hours.

S C U T T L E B U G S

An A press is an A press, you can't say its only a half

but can you do it in a START press

Buckaroo Man AHAHAHAHAH

Not funny. Didn’t laugh.

It would fit better without the "colorized"

Hey, dont be racist Hes not fat

gesstem ?? Happy now?

100th like

What part of "finishing the job" is in this?

You must be fun at parties.

I subscribed for the daily content.

K2 FU You know, I agree with you on that. It is pretty annoying and it usually bothers me that it just spreads misinformation. I apologize for not mentioning I agreed with your initial sentiment. I'm going to delete my post.

Build up speed for 12 hours

TJ """Henry""" Yoshi

Olivia Trapezoid without pressing A

Olivia Trapezoid meddle ohhh

Olivia Trapezoid "An A press is an A press. You can't do a half A press." - TJ "Henry" Yoshi

Done!

sort by oldest is gone sad

*Switches to Sort By New* *Holds the Page Down key* Done!

@@YeetZmeN *angry mobile user noises*

YeetZmeN GD imagine using RU-vid on a pc LOL

And its from 10 years ago and RU-vid decided to bring us all here again.

@@slashsight6577 RU-vid decided something good after a long time.

Let's bottle it and sell it

It's from 2009 RU-vid, of course you click on it without question.

What is up with these comments with hundreds or thousands of likes, but NO REPLIES!? It's driving me insane!

Here's a reply

reply

Where is that profile picture from?

@@skudde4849 Rambo III

Genesis does what Nintendon't . . . Ok

@@jakejake7566 😐

An epic gamer moment

@@diogoc1541 😉

@Genesis does what Nintendon't no need to be rude my guy. If you don't like this guy's joke, that's fine, but there's no need to make a whole comment about it.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I don't get it

Elia, forse 1+3+3=7

Peleus Teh Dood -.-

Ronald Rhodes dude, that is really slow. I do it in less than 40 seconds

Enlighten me why???

L33t haxx

@@co0ki3M0NstAr 1337 is legendary

@@Goslo_ whyh

Divide that by 0

It’s a TAS, not an actual person

TrollFaceEpikFace what about it

That's what I'm asking

Τακα τηε Gоᴅ No it wasn't

it's frozen because that's the time he beat Koopa

TrollFaceEpikFace 1337

Centrist Shenanigans thanks

Nice username.

Haru thank you too

Nice username

Just Josh oh thanks for that

TAS isn't cheating ;)

YGuy1 Do you even know what TAS is? how the fuck is it cheating?

@YGuy1 no it isn't you salty twat. Since the time will be compared to another TAS run and both runs will be withing the TAS run rules. Cheating is not sticking to the rules. If one thing is allowed in any% run but not in a TAS, but both runners do this thing the any% runner isn't cheating while the TAS runner is. Inform yourself

@YGuy1 It's not cheating if you tell everyone you're cheating bruv

@YGuy1 TAS isn't cheating at all. TAS is used as a tool to prove whether or not something in game is actually possible.

Tomte same, popped up in my main feed for some reason.

Me too... I liked this one much!

Ya it’s such a cool and funny clip and it’s sad I couldn’t watch it earlier.

I just scrolled up to see the date and I ask myself the same question...

Ikr

"I beat Koopa the Quick while also getting 8 red coins" "Yeah, so?" "Without any BLJs"

+NecTie23 What's a BLJ again? XD

Backwards long-jumping. It's that thing TASes use to gain a lot of speed.

+NecTie23 Oh... well I've done it! XD

NecTie23 For a moment there I thought it meant Big Long John

This is how boys become men

And he's been destroyed in that moment: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-lCl7I7png08.html

@@fodebic5253 booooooo.

I didnt even notice

YUno Ivand what is 1.33.7?

@@Rickel2Hero leet

Rickel Due Hero LEET

@@Rickel2Hero *LEET*

I Thought so too

That’s what Bestgore is for

...

cough

why do i see him everywhere

whattheegg 89 Well, he’s so skilled at mastering games, it only makes since he’d want to do it a lot! 😃

@@jordanmicahcook wish I could be as good as TAS

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Reasonable Man you are. He was jumping all over the place because he was going for the red coins star while still beating Koopa the quick, just for the disrespect

@Reasonable Man you are. This is a TAS (tool-assisted speedrun), meaning near-perfect precision with computers. With that, you can abuse any exploit or glitch easily, so in this run, the person found such a perfect path that he could get all the coins and reach the top in the time it took Koopa to just reach the top. Just to show off and flex on Koopa.