(Takes Lotl to visit a courtroom) (Produces sign that reads 'Lotl is small') (Holds sign against Lotl) ...hmm. apparently it CAN be held against him in a court of law.
This is the best thing i have seen today. Thank you!! Also, to anyone that is small and not happy with it: I personally think small people are cute and i wanna carry you on my shoulders. For what it counts....