Small Town Strip Club Reviews (w/ Sven Johnson)

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in this video we look at the google reviews for small town strip clubs. that is what we do in this video.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
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@gustoonz 3 года назад

hey guys yippee thanks for more smalltown review fun! and thank you again to the sponsor for today: simplisafe.com/gusjohnson

@theanimatedcat 3 года назад

Meow

@voedia4793 3 года назад

Can I get out of the basement please Gus please I have been here for weeks without food or water and I am writing this on a calculator

@Jackson-ft9vs 3 года назад

Spoink

@jackbudi 3 года назад

All I know is that that link contains both “Simp” and “Gus Johnson” in it

@killanelle 3 года назад

honestly surprised you didn't say to follow you on twitter twitter.com/Gusbuckets

@timbread6279 3 года назад

Sven and gus look like two Nickelodeon actors who are playing brothers.

@keenanmccarty9925 3 года назад

They must have different Dads or something because the similarity is... nonexistent.

@skeeter7898 3 года назад

Oh boy what a mess of a comment.

@ladyinwight 3 года назад

@@keenanmccarty9925 its just their hair and their weight difference. they have a lot of similar facial features

@Orangibus 3 года назад

Even is my favorite tho

@AMageOldAsDirt 3 года назад

@@ladyinwight Yeah, they both have the signature Johnson teeth.

@orangepuffs6796 3 года назад

The Crab is from a youtuber named Kilian Experience. He posted it on Reddit, with the caption: "I hate the sun, always getting in my eyes when I'm trying to play videogames. I thought the best way to get rid of it would be to make God cry."

@blockhead3012 3 года назад

Crab boiled in Pepsi for 3 hours served on a baguette?

@orangepuffs6796 3 года назад

@@blockhead3012 Yes.

@Dave-zv3lp 3 года назад

*I wanted rain and thought the best way to be rid of it would be to make god cry

@JaredBasmajian 3 года назад

he commented above you lmao

@neepgang4091 3 года назад

"(Sorry for good quality)"

@Zinoba_ 3 года назад

The image of the crab sandwich is a kinda legendary post. It was posted by KilianExperience titled "Crab boiled in Pepsi Max for 2 hours served in a baguette. (Sorry for good quality)". Someone asked why and he replied "I Was tired of the sun. Always blinding me while i'm on the computer. I wanted rain and I thought the best way to do that was to make god cry"

@rokronroff 3 года назад

That's amazing

@derleo6228 3 года назад

Saw the picture and wanted to say the same. why is Killians Crab there XDD

@sirikeller317 3 года назад

Thanks for that journey! I had a good laugh!

@David_Fellner 3 года назад

That's some deep lore, right there!

@BeyondDictation 3 года назад

He’s a RU-vidr, a brilliant one at that

@danielsavitz5774 3 года назад

Gus and Sven have two halves of an awesome mullet.

@roxypicasso66 2 года назад

ANYONE WITH PHOTOSHOP NEEDS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN

@max5845 2 года назад

The mullet is an unholy abomination spawned by the children of Satan who wish unmerciful judgement to be passed upon any innocent man trying to just grow his hair out.

@elliotsmelliot 2 года назад

@@max5845 a very extreme opinion, but a good one.

@saifuusuri 2 года назад

I can't unsee it.

@matthougas928 2 года назад

@@max5845, are you okay? We’re here for you.

@princesspubert2194 3 года назад

"Really neat experience Didn't get laid" That's weird I just had the same experience at a McDonald's earlier.

@privatefrizz8627 3 года назад

Im concerned...

@dreadbaron888 3 года назад

yeah me too and I left a tip :/

@jubbusbubbus 3 года назад

I had this experience at an Arbys in Staunton, Virginia. Only one tip was left, and it was the tip of my "smashing sausage".

@koolkat-hq5xc 3 года назад

Same except I got laid at my McDonald's

@vanceheitman4407 3 года назад

@@koolkat-hq5xc they laid chicken nuggets in front of him

@SvenJohnsonBestYoutuber 3 года назад

Mom says you have to give me all your ad revenue from this video

@reedmilliken7924 3 года назад

who is this "mom"

@patrasha9185 3 года назад

My mom says your mom needs to call her to discuss it

@ethanhancock462 3 года назад

@Kero7th 3 года назад

Moms know best bruh.

@Corinthians-KingJamesBible 3 года назад

Update: *Sven gained 9 pennies today*

@masinhunt9500 3 года назад

The name Sven: magical, mystical, enchanting and cold The name Gus: trailer park

@calimango7926 3 года назад

I was JUST thinking that

@onometre 3 года назад

and they both have faces that match their names

@kenjutsukata1o1 3 года назад

Gus is short for Gustav, so what does that name evoke?

@masinhunt9500 3 года назад

@@kenjutsukata1o1 Mario's creepy uncle 😂

@kenjutsukata1o1 3 года назад

@@masinhunt9500 Perfect XD

@cinestyle3296 3 года назад

that crab picture is actually a famous cursed image. A dude decided to boil a crab in Pepsi max for 4 hours because it hadn't rained in a while and he wanted it to by "making god cry"

@zacharygiles2984 2 года назад

he succeeded

@chrissavage1449 2 года назад

I don’t understand the second sentence.

@matthewjohnson7241 3 года назад

The one about buying lumber is in the next town over from me. Their tag line in their radio commercials is literally "Where real men go to get wood" I understand his confusion

@Sophie-iq2yt 3 года назад

Iowa?

@squabbbb 3 года назад

@@Sophie-iq2yt nah it's the town further up

@katyaluczanko5909 3 года назад

Beautiful, I'm glad you provided this info

@bobobee9206 3 года назад

They play the "where real men go to get wood" ad about every time there's an ad break on the classic rock radio station my dad listens to, it always made for uncomfortable moments in the car when I was younger. The way the girl says it is so overly sexual 😂

@matterixon 3 года назад

Classic iowa

@KilianExperience 3 года назад

Yes you are right about the crab picture. That is someone's home and it's also a strip club.

@cinenaz 3 года назад

Ooh killian

@nialldunsmore8336 3 года назад

With their signature recipe CRAB IN PEPSI MAX. Cooked it for my wife 3 days ago. She took the kids and my dog. How shellfish...

@Jbcblack 3 года назад

@quitthebulshchief1640 3 года назад

Both a blessing and a curse

@mertozgul3567 3 года назад

you don't even know how to spell business, you couldn't run a strip club Kilian

@matthewodonnell6906 3 года назад

Small town gay bar reviews? That aught to be interesting.

@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 3 года назад

60% of the video is just uptight white christians saying 'oh my gosh this is so bad #prayforthegays

@joeyhilliard5323 3 года назад

Yes yes yes lol

@diegorincon4673 3 года назад

2/5 to straight

@juliusrody9833 3 года назад

You say that as if that is a thing

@kellanlevi5663 3 года назад

Gay bars don't exist in small towns

@qnteban 3 года назад

1 corinthians 15 is about Christ being risen, which can be interpreted differently in this context

@Frog_Wizard801 2 года назад

Thank you

@gunmadonna 3 года назад

suggestions: •small town gas station reviews •small town gun store reviews •small town library reviews •small town smoke shop reviews •small town daycare reviews

@PastTiger 3 года назад

small town dispensary reviews

@naomibyrd35 3 года назад

Gus's shirt is bringing me right back to some better times.

@Cheezy_Bunz 3 года назад

I want that shirt so i can lay down on my bed and play cops and robbers and do drag races on myself.

@whimbrella 3 года назад

same

@rowanprice2304 3 года назад

Naomi Byrd yeah me too

@leem4386 3 года назад

that’s MR gub josson to you !

@weedtexting7323 3 года назад

Yess

@coleschroder8517 3 года назад

All us Midwest boys know you’re talking about the “Lumberyard: Where real men go to get wood” lol

@stargirl.crochet 3 года назад

I looked it up because I am also from Iowa, and sure enough found the review 😂😂

@A7X_Stan 3 года назад

@@stargirl.crochet I thought it might be the one in Iowa and I also found the review lmaoo. Us midwesterners are a real hoot 💀

@1956Yes 3 года назад

Also recognized the good ol’ Lumberyard immediately lmao

@forgenorman3025 3 года назад

As soon as he mentioned that I knew IMMEDIATELY what he was referring to but I just had to make sure. Never been but I heard their ads on the radio all the time.

@EmilyB48 2 года назад

RIP to one of the greats

@puckbryn3583 3 года назад

wanna call people out for dad speak, then a minute later say “son of a gun” without a lick of irony ok dad

@funnyfella8198 3 года назад

Gus radiates the most Midwestern dad energy sometimes

@myalt3019 2 года назад

"without a *lick* of irony" ok dad

@gameguy_ 3 года назад

gus and sven both look like country music stars but from completely different eras

@IsoldmyKidneys 3 года назад

Bro, they do though

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 года назад

When are they gonna release a country music album

@handsomechris5814 3 года назад

sven is like a 50s and gus is a modern

@RockyHoarderPictureShows Год назад

Lmao

@Bloomdemos 3 года назад

Gus and Eddy genuinely have some of the weirdest but coolest shirts

@jojodroid31 3 года назад

i want one too

@nikolaoslambru1503 3 года назад

I genuinely had Gus's shirt as a kid... But it was my carpet.

@joeyflan9000 3 года назад

@@nikolaoslambru1503 Same here I want that shirt for that reason lol

@Drumbo1000 3 года назад

@Jackary Watts yes

@Bloomdemos 3 года назад

@Jackary Watts yeah

@aidenshiflett4558 3 года назад

its cute how they both have the "mouse teeth"

@criskp6861 3 года назад

Now I can't unsee it 🤣

@rebekkiej 2 года назад

Owen Wilson teeth

@hskatkat 2 года назад

I just noticed that for the first time too! i’ve been trying to figure out their similarities

@duckfriedchicken9658 2 года назад

G G F F F H H H F fF

@DACopperhead2 3 года назад

There is something David Lynchian about a stripper standing on stage while staring blankly at a mirror. I would go to that kind of club, would rate 5 stars if the 2001 Monolith music played during the whole ordeal.

@elijahellis7100 3 года назад

Legend has it that TIM is still crying.

@timma_thy 3 года назад

I am.

@garfd 3 года назад

@@timma_thy wait

@BurneyDeux 3 года назад

@dreadbaron888 3 года назад

@@timma_thy hol up

@alice2572 3 года назад

As a representative of the Midwest, we are not doing fine

@holaXchola92 3 года назад

Confirmed

@christiantuttle544 3 года назад

100% true

@bradyodad9639 3 года назад

Yall outta power to?

@christiantuttle544 3 года назад

@@bradyodad9639 im not but im in racine wisconsin

@bingus34 3 года назад

Confirmed by a midwesterner. Ohioan here 👋

@johnlink9397 2 года назад

Honestly seeing sven legitimately wear Raycons is way more effective than any advertisement

@ChristopherRiveraofficial 3 года назад

Can we just appreciate how Gus and Sven maintain such a wholesome relationship through the years, with no need of stupid Hollywood controversy to gain fame.

@criskp6861 3 года назад

Well, they are brothers.

@sharvareedeshpande4309 2 года назад

I mean thats how sibiling's relations are

@CoopLipski 3 года назад

Four Corners, Wisconsin. There are 3 buildings in that whole town and 2 of them are strip joints. They are located across the street from each other. The best review from one place was “Go across the street for a better time”

@duxnihilo 3 года назад

"Small town strip club reviews" is the most American sentence ever.

@timonsteup2877 3 года назад

More like sequence of random words.

@bloozbeeblooperson1205 3 года назад

"Mom said you have to share the RU-vid" is the exact feeling I get whenever Sven worms his way into these.

@trulyinfamous 3 года назад

Gus, my boy, please don't use the word "cream" in the same sentence as "strip club."

@whateverlolawants 3 года назад

You have a definite look of authority. I hope Gus is listening.

@CAMELOT331 3 года назад

Everyone knows that you go to the most poorly reviewed strip club. They are the funnest.

@cmosmelon1675 3 года назад

*Most funnest

@samuelfelty 3 года назад

@@cmosmelon1675 *Mostest funnest

@CAMELOT331 3 года назад

@@cmosmelon1675 bruh I'm from Alabama. You better be happy I can even read kinda

@GuitarSlayer136 3 года назад

@@CAMELOT331 Your a g-damn state treasure.

@sicknashty3837 3 года назад

@@samuelfelty moar funnerest

@larissatucker5345 3 года назад

Gus makes a joke about someone being a Midwestern dad then says "son of a gun" I think you're a Midwestern dad pal

@michaelpressley8040 3 года назад

Why does Gus look like a 30 year old man but his brother looks like he’s 19

@ChanceOfOne344254 2 года назад

Well Sven *is* 20-21 so that explains some of it. Gus is 26 so he’s not too far from 30

@SDSypher 2 года назад

Because that’s pretty much how old they are.

@1.4142 3 года назад

14:10 I have been summoned

@jubbusbubbus 3 года назад

1:42 I have been summoned

@1.4142 3 года назад

@@jubbusbubbus Are you actually a midwest dad?

@jubbusbubbus 3 года назад

@@1.4142 no. I’m a crack addict

@lawrencetalbot8346 3 года назад

I was going to comment I wonder if Kevin ever saw he made it onto Gus’s reviews. This needs more likes

@greekfire995 3 года назад

ITS THE GUY!!

@jevinday 3 года назад

Sven is really coming into his own as a comedian/entertainer, it's cool to see. And Gus, the car shirt changed my life. I never knew I wanted to drive toy cars on a man's shirt before.

@wubbysgotachubby8824 3 года назад

i need to know where to get one

@frostfang1 3 года назад

It's just a man's way to get a hot wheels massage.

@domscott3845 3 года назад

@@wubbysgotachubby8824 literally google "toy car map shirt"

@Polkazavr 3 года назад

@@frostfang1 thanks for the new kink

@SuperNuclearUnicorn 3 года назад

Sabrina now has a new foreplay option

@omniovi6567 3 года назад

the way gus keeps looking into your soul while sven is reading is terrifying

@combatdolll 3 года назад

they both do it!! brotherly hypnotism i swear

@brbrbrbbrbr4999 3 года назад

Svens mic is crisp asf. You can even hear scratching.

@evasmojang 3 года назад

it's not that bad

@brbrbrbbrbr4999 3 года назад

@@evasmojang I'm saying it's so fucking good

@evasmojang 3 года назад

@@brbrbrbbrbr4999 Oh LMAO, I must have read something wrong. When you said scratching, I thought you meant it was bad lol. My bad

@brbrbrbbrbr4999 3 года назад

@@evasmojang it's okay!

@evasmojang 3 года назад

@@brbrbrbbrbr4999 You too :))

@SandyNickk 3 года назад

I went to high school with the guy who wrote “ground zero for covid-19” lmao

@SandyNickk 3 года назад

@@MostlyLost lol, that strip club is like 20 miles from my house , and Steve was in my high school graduating class

@Danidev 3 года назад

Kinda want a crab sandwhich now

@sschmit8882 3 года назад

S Schmit

@SmallManGoose 3 года назад

I can get you a crab sandwhich now

@sadginger6667 3 года назад

Is it just me.... or is that crab sandwich lookin kinda THICCCCC

@rugbytimezone5480 3 года назад

I can buy it for you just give me your credit card information

@duffyduffy1453 3 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-GAoFDzVhHdw.html Make sure to follow the recipe exactly!! Its a very complicated French Swedish fusion dish!

@ifcanooey7203 3 года назад

No one is talking about "You go for the stripper, you stay for the shitter"

@Sarah-qz9nw 3 года назад

when Sven said "Sabrina" i died but when Gus screamed "NOOO" i died again

@michaeledwards6683 3 года назад

“the wild wild midwest” would be such a good emo album title

@paul-ye3ut 3 года назад

No it wouldn't

@paul-ye3ut 3 года назад

Sounds more like a country song

@michaeledwards6683 3 года назад

@@paul-ye3ut i mean considering “midwest emo” is literally a subgenre of emo

@paul-ye3ut 3 года назад

@@michaeledwards6683 omg what has the emo scene become then

@michaeledwards6683 3 года назад

@@paul-ye3ut midwest emo was mostly popular in the 90’s with bands like american football and cap n jazz

@schrodingersspoon1705 3 года назад

That crab is not live. 100% has been boiled in Pepsi Max. Don't ask me how I know

@amppi1236 3 года назад

I see you're a fellow appreciator of true gourmet cuisine

@philipkingswood5800 3 года назад

Crab a la Peb Maximum, also known as CRAB IN PEPSI MAX!

@cube63 3 года назад

"In this video I will teach you how to cook crab. Crab is healthy and tasty. This is a french recipe because I studied cooking in French. But I was too good at cooking French food so I had to call the other chefs Belgians because they weren't worthy of being called French. They agreed. That's just how good I was at cooking."

@tomowen3910 3 года назад

*cough*KillianExperience*cough*

@harrisonthecarguy3734 3 года назад

Maximum taste, zero sugar

@peacetotheworld5051 3 года назад

Wow, I can't believe Gus Johnson is in this video. Crazy.

@hunterthemadman 3 года назад

Ikr, thought it was clickbait.

@jackbudi 3 года назад

Why can’t he just stop making Sven put him in this channel

@vladiv3623 3 года назад

iT’s HiS cHanNel, duMbAsS.

@kirbygriffin1 3 года назад

wow that is so crazy !!!

@blueberrymuffin36 3 года назад

Man i hate when sven lets that guy on, he should just make his own channel already

@evanwilcox5347 3 года назад

The crab picture is actually a crab boiled in pepsi the dude said he wanted rain and the only way to get it was to make god cry

@nastassjaminson5040 3 года назад

i feel like we need to talk about how gus stares directly into the camera for several consecutive moments while sven reads the reviews

@augustnoir2004 3 года назад

"I'm going back into the small town strip clubs" is a legendary statement

@sirsmokeefortwence25 3 года назад

Fargo resident chiming in to say the Red River Zoo has no hippos.

@SeanGilbertson 3 года назад

Oh great, so that dirtbag has yet to even go to that zoo? That’s it; I’m unsubscribing from his Patreon.

@bones2164 3 года назад

Moorhead resident confirming this as well

@alexlewis7251 3 года назад

Another Moorhead resident confirming the red river zoo indeed sucks and doesn’t even have one hippo

@JustinTopp 3 года назад

Near Fargo resident here. Can confirm. No hippos.

@hunterzehnacker4062 3 года назад

Its pretty boring there

@isaacschmitt4803 3 года назад

I speak for the entire Midwest when I say, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

@finnparr5411 3 года назад

The LumberYard, I see why he confused it with a wood store.

@NoeyBudde 3 года назад

As a wisconsin kid, I love you guys and your roasting of the midwest with a passion. Also, Public Pools would be a good idea

@jaxk5493 3 года назад

oh my gosh, public pools would be so funny

@TheJellymancer 3 года назад

For anyone wanting to know, there’s a strip club in my state that’s named like a place that sells wood. Their slogan is, where real men go to get wood. Funny enough as a kid, I wasn’t sure if that place sold wood or not when I heard that on the radio.

@KodaLamoda 3 года назад

I knew as soon as I heard the review its the strip club from my home state lmao

@mattwilson4089 3 года назад

We're in the comments... We can say The Lumberyard (I even found the review 😂)

@itsdjanes2460 3 года назад

I love how Gus is just the orange haired hill billy then Sven is the average 20 year old. A perfect duo

@rgp224 3 года назад

you guys feel like my cool older brothers or cousins or something like it just feels like whenever you’re just making these sit down videos when your family it just feels like i’m with friends, and i really needed that rn. thank you gus and sven for the comfort :)

@shoogur3920 3 года назад

Sven: “Mom said you have to share RU-vid.” Gus: “No it’s my turn to RU-vid.” Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait.

@caydenlewis3518 3 года назад

Um... You’re going to be waiting a while.

@shoogur3920 3 года назад

@@caydenlewis3518 :O

@xavierouellet3748 3 года назад

Sponge Bob and Patrick, Coke n hoes

@shoogur3920 3 года назад

@@xavierouellet3748 I never heard of hoes being into Coca Cola :O

@xavierouellet3748 3 года назад

@@shoogur3920 Oh yeah coca cola..😂

@Xman48091 3 года назад

That crab picture was from someone who wasn't getting much rain in his area, he decided the best way to make it rain was to commit a sin so bad he made god cry. His solution was to boil a crab in Pepsi Max and put it in a baguette

@radekchrabota 3 года назад

It's Kilian Experience. He also made a video about it

@ditzyrose700 3 года назад

Did it work

@Turbuggy 3 года назад

“Tid-die hairs” KILLED me

@Captainn4t 3 года назад

I gotta imagine that Old People Homes and Daycare facilities have some of the best reviews, maybe check some of those out. Adult toy stores are probably pretty funny too, and my last suggestion would be Dental Offices.

@smallandstressed2364 3 года назад

Body pillow reviews are some rare gems. A mix of wholesome and depressing loneliness.

@chrommakeystone7973 3 года назад

Police Station and prison reviews are a diamond mine.

@irishmanrants89 2 года назад

Drag bars

@discworldandknownspace4491 3 года назад

"They were nice people, every single one of them." "Unfortunately I spent all my money and I can't seem to find my car..."

@AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest RU-vidr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear disc

@LilWindex1378 3 года назад

@@AxxLAfriku You have 23k subs why are you self promoting dawg 🐕

@himbokoopa 3 года назад

@@AxxLAfriku lol you’re breaking a youtube rule by doing that

@monke3231 3 года назад

@@AxxLAfriku Guys trust me the channel of youtube MEGASTAR AxxL is not to be overlooked. He posts the funniest and most insightful content.

@Ty-vj4wg 3 года назад

@@AxxLAfriku You always self promote, just stfu man.

@colleenc.9900 3 года назад

You’re such a good brother. Your whole family is so kind! ❤️

@sethnorthrop6331 2 года назад

The sheer panic in Gus’s face when Sven says “Sabrina!” Looked almost real lol

@ominoustomato 3 года назад

There’s a strip club near my college that’s notorious for being more than a little tacky. Some guy I met my first semester told me about his visit there after his 18th birthday. There was a rumor going around his high school that a 1 legged stripper performer on Thursdays. So he goes in and waits. Just when he’s about to give up, someone comes out on the stage and gives a brief introduction speech for the next girl. The small crowd goes nuts. Sure enough..... a one legged stripper.

@glndreamer 3 года назад

Former stripper here. I would go nuts too. That shit is hard enough with both legs.

@evilymusic 3 года назад

yo that’s cool af. pole dancing with one leg?!

@CommanderViviax 3 года назад

That's impressive.

@yadsewnde8699 3 года назад

What a legend (emphasize on the leg end )

@whateverlolawants 3 года назад

A one-legged stripper is definitely impressive. Side note: Upon writing this comment I realized that I know not one, but two burlesque dancers who use wheelchairs.

@AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад

Gus: flirts Sabrina: So you have chosen, *d e a t h*

@keelandarger4866 3 года назад

She attac

@heheboi1206 3 года назад

@Tubbo Time well you watch tubbo so i'm pretty sure your humor is pretty bad

@natebox4550 3 года назад

Man you are everywhere... do you make a Cuban child everyday to write these comments?

@SeanGilbertson 3 года назад

I was so happy to see this pop up! I love these. Occasionally I’ll just queue them all up and watch them again. Thanks for making this, boys!

@ericbalaam47 3 года назад

I really like these Gus.I enjoy your longer form content and your curations (of reviews and/or other things) are always a pleasure.

@EvanF 3 года назад

imagine not having seen gus or sven before and a video called "small town strip club reviews" pops up in your recommended

@neonparisian1296 3 года назад

That’s how I discovered Gus lmao

@andrewboote5726 3 года назад

sven's microphone really puts in perspective how bad gus's is

@mithrandirearendur1282 3 года назад

I think it's more that Gus records in a room that has a lot of echo. The mic doesn't sound too terrible to me.

@Greigames 3 года назад

What, you mean because it was set so sensitive that it could pick up the wrinkling of his clothes?

@kryph1 3 года назад

@@AxxLAfriku Jesus I forgot you Exsisted for like the 5th time

@emerykj1830 3 года назад

they are different types is what it sounds like, sven's might be better but it doesn't have a good pop filter or isnt tuned very well his laugh can sound really loud and it picks up background stuff a bit

@Tess623 3 года назад

@@kryph1 Same, I always forget about his existence and then I'll find another one of his comments somewhere....

@willlwashere 2 года назад

when gus smiles, i do too, it’s so darn contagious

@martinoc2282 3 года назад

I love their mom so much cause naming her kids Gus and Sven is so different yet perfect

@scarlettteague3260 3 года назад

You should do public schools next. A bunch of former students complaining about bullies. It be funny

@kayleighwyatt8737 3 года назад

PLEASE

@girl-xf1cu 3 года назад

Imagine being the Johnson sister and bringing home a significant other to her brothers, gustav, Sven and Thor and they are FUNNY

@roycethompson3161 3 года назад

Id be very intimidated.

@LaziBlue 3 года назад

gus and sven discovering the pepsi crab sandwich is the best thing I've seen in a while

@pj3lakey 3 года назад

I love these, these are the best

@erinthode4898 3 года назад

Oh my god. Out of curiosity, went to check the reviews on strip clubs in my area just to laugh and realized that's exactly where you were pulling these reviews from.

@comediccenter7233 3 года назад

I never laughed so hard before the flirt part towards the beginning and Gus yelling no with the rage of Zeus after Sven almost tattled on him to Sabrina

@nancyguillet4306 Год назад

You guys always make me laugh and brighten my day. Keep up the great work

@kohlcooke8789 2 года назад

make more of these! there is endless awesome content!

@kiwishizzle 3 года назад

That crab picture is from Killian Experience, he boiled that crab in pepsi max for 2 hours so it's definitely not alive.

@JoenutTheGreat 3 года назад

thats novice shit right there. Everyone knows you gotta use Coke Zero, otherwise the bread will look all shitty

@turnip8184 3 года назад

EYY I LOVE KILLIAN

@jackstella2836 3 года назад

Your shirt is the carpet everybody had when they were 7

@joemullarkey5719 3 года назад

Jack Stella I really have the urge to drive hot wheels across his shirt.

@nicolina429 3 года назад

I look so forward to these

@JanderVK 3 года назад

Your small town review videos are the best.

@olivialanc9035 3 года назад

BY THE WAY: The crab picture is a kinda popular 'cursed image' meme. its not from that strip club lmao

@bjarneoranje 3 года назад

Yes it originates from the channel the Kilian Experience

@sonicbelmont300 3 года назад

I'm pretty sure you're talking about The Lumberyard. You'd be surprised how many times i've heard ads for it on the radio.

@Emoore4207 3 года назад

They are, I looked up the reviews and saw the one in the video. I knew it had to be the lumberyard, their slogan is forever stuck in my head because of their constant radio ads

@sonicbelmont300 3 года назад

@@Emoore4207 midwest high five!

@emmacarns8845 3 года назад

Awh fellow Iowan! I miss that place

@kaycee2887 3 года назад

Holy shit I remember hearing that ad too, are you from Iowa?

@AlexRau 3 года назад

"Where real men go to get wood!" Kinda an Iowan joke to pretend like you're going to get 2x4s from the Lumberyard.

@nickjig8287 3 года назад

Just found your channel, your hilarious bro, I wish u lots of success , never stop brotha , best of luck to u and your channel for the future !!

@asdefree 3 года назад

Can't wait for this to be in my reccomended 7 years later

@BromTeque 3 года назад

6:15 The crab is not alive. It’s from a KilianExperience reddit post / video. The odd color is because it was boiled in cola.

@hans-christianhorne2427 3 года назад

Pepsi*

@gandalfbaggins2179 3 года назад

@@hans-christianhorne2427 MAX*

@Pluike 3 года назад

I hate when mom makes me share a youtube video with someone else!

@johnbatista117 3 года назад

Love these videos, look up Prison/Jail reviews there are some pretty funny ones out there. Thanks for content

@Viscontiorama 3 года назад

Small town karate “do-joe’s.” There’s gold in them hills boys

@rilamous 3 года назад

“Other than that decent place to go” Something tells me No Sir doesn’t really care about Tim’s feelings at all

@kcz5940 3 года назад

Please keep making more of these

@l3gosnip3r 2 года назад

Always fun to recognize a place in these vids

@emmacarns8845 3 года назад

The lumberyard is a very popular strip club in the middle of Iowa!

@jarodreed2593 3 года назад

OH GOD

@polarisgemini52 3 года назад

Omg I looked it up. It seems quite cheap. Apparently they keep asking non white people where they are from lol. 12/10 would visit if I came to USA.

@Jaysian10 3 года назад

Lol, ahh central iowa.

@Corinthians-KingJamesBible 3 года назад

5:03 don't call me out like that...

@alfonsoperez4939 3 года назад

Lol

@cherylr.9486 3 года назад

Is this for real?

@Corinthians-KingJamesBible 3 года назад

@@cherylr.9486 no lol

@cherylr.9486 3 года назад

@@Corinthians-KingJamesBible I'm so disappointed 😭🤣😭

@vizthex 3 года назад

I love the interactions between these too lmao.

@HandsFreeProductions 3 года назад

Nice to see you Svending time with your brother

@tetristech9732 3 года назад

I looked it up out of curiosity so, I present to you, 1 Corinthians 15: 1-4 King James Version: 1 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: