Smash or Pass: All 538 Heartless 

"I'm 5% gay and it's all for Ansem" -Novayon 2021

I never really thought about how there's 538 different types of Heartless, the number is similar to 358 Days

Bounceywild: Smash Sniperwild: Ew, pass! *All fans nod in understanding*

I’m glad somebody else can agree that buff heartless like Invisible and Darkside are insanely hot.

I never thought I would watch a grown man smash or pass 538 heartless from a disney x final fantasy video game. I love it

You fool! You've passed on the "Pleasure Dog"! and even the "Rapid Thruster"!

Freaking love your reactions and pauses XD "Not yet." "Yeah, I'd f--- a pirate ship." Would smash Novashadow just cause of the name

Without audio the video is just a very convenient showcase of every heartless design in the series. Excellent.

I want to call you a coward for passing all the Large Bodies, but I guess I have to call you brave for Bouncy Wild and Hammer Frame. Let's call it a wash.

hatefucking mushroom 13 no 8 gotta be the highlight of this video

Honestly, I'm surprised at how very few femenine Heartless there are

So many weird Union X heartless that I've never seen before.

Today I learned your standards are way higher than mine.

the only thing I know for certain is: Ansem... biggest smash ever. god that man is still a hunk

Coward passing on the Wyverns. It's like you don't want to smash a dragon. You're missing out!

You paused for far longer than I would have liked to see on some of these sir

truly the most unhinged kingdom hearts video on the internet

"Pass" doesn't sound like a word anymore.

I lost it at "... yeah I'd f a pirate ship"

Nobody version when

Pass [ASMR]

defenders are still the cutest imho the concept art of them standing upright is very handsome

12:52 *turns the pass counter green for the weed number* 😂😂😂

now THIS is the amazing content i subscribed for

7:35 Everything’s a d!ldo if you’re brave enough.

Seeing you stop and pause on the Crescendo knowing most likely what was going through your mind XD Also, this video helped me discover i have no standards as i swear i had an extra 200 or so smashes! Yay!

Two things I take from this video: 1) Heartless design suffers from Pokemon Creativity Block 2) Novayon likes his Heartless curvy and/or scurvy

I like how the music stops when you pause 🤣

Holy crap, I never truly realized how bad a huge majority of the designs for the mobile game heartless were. I guess I was too busy giving my attention to the medals. As a side note, I'll never get over the fact that Martial Monkey is literally just Infernape.

Now this is content

Why did he pass infernos? 😭✋

This made me spit out my coffee! Thanks Nova 😂😂😂🖤

You're being to hard on the lil fellas! A few of your passes are obvious smasheroonies

More worrisome than the ones he did choose to smash I find the ones where he like thought about it for a second and chuckled before passing

I knew right from the start that non-cloaked Ansem was going to get that smash LOL.

Lmao everyone do be acting up for the darkness from time-to-time 😂

I never realized how many heartless designs in the mobile games are just like a reused model with an effect on its head lmao

very informative video

Mysterious Sir is just Kefka as a heartless

The pure bloods are definitely a force to be reckoned with… Those things are true demons. Especially the ones with multi colors

damn there are Lots of HeartLess i have never seen because of those obnoxious mobiLe games. Lots of those designs were reaLLy cooL

wait, how are you not the first one to smash/pass on every heartless in KH? That seems like a very small niche.

Hahahaha a quality topic

I definitely understand passing on Shadow Sora. That’s a Heartless based on a fourteen year old boy and unless you’re also a teenager major ick factor.

Gotta love how it was 13 passes followed by two smashes

and this kids: is a guy who sayd 501 times "pass"... beatuful isn't it? xD

okay but what i'm way more curious about is the dream eaters this is a joke but i am genuinely curious lol

The pauses are the real content here, let’s be real

Got a thing for water it seems

You're gonna pass on having sex with the heartless form of Kefka from Final Fantasy Six? 13:14

p-HAss p-AsS p-æss pAass

There are endless possibilities for kingdom hearts content. Also kh re:coded has some awesome Heartless designs

Just an idea..... video on the secret endings of the series would be alot of fun

i was into the concept of the video until you said you were british, really turned the whole thing sour :/

0:16 - 0:35 THIRTEEN SHADOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8:08 I never looked at it like this before, but the Air Battler, the Arial Master, Artful Flyer and Sky Grappler sort of look like they're wearing thongs if you trick your eyes. SMASH!

me after reading the title of the video: Ayo? 🤨

When he went with smash on the purple blob at 1:40 I already knew this wasn't going to be a serious list, unless he was thinking in terms of lube.

aw helllllll yeah

No way

how do you not like mushrom pog

👀👀👀

This is quality content.

the only heartless I smash is the heartless marry popens

Please don’t take it offensively, but you look very cute, I’d pass on you, sir 🙈 Edit: apparently, I can't type, so the word "never" is missing, you can put it wherever you like

This should be interesting.

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