SMP Earth: Battle of the Pit

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Tommy: / @tommyinnit
Sneegsnag: / sneegsnag
Ph1lza: / ph1lza
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@itschilled 4 года назад

“Tommy is like -2 people” *Tommy’s trap kills both of his allies*

@potat0a1m26 4 года назад

Maf

@diinobambino822 4 года назад

Damn

@zilla5225 4 года назад

Maf

@namename9366 4 года назад

Prophecy confirmed

@shuyingzheng7379 4 года назад

O_O

@victory8992 4 года назад

2:22 "Man, that cough did more damage to me than you did." *_Oh damn._*

@orangecitron4367 4 года назад

Now it makes sense

@OrangeC7 4 года назад

Was Technoblade... GROUND ZERO!??!

@Potato-rb1lz 3 года назад

OOF

@panda-gj2ml 3 года назад

ouch

@kirry5658 3 года назад

Lmfao

@Jean555 2 года назад

"Let's form a book club." One and a half years later: *side eyes The Syndicate*

@EEEEEEEE Год назад

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@MartianLeo_T Год назад

@@EEEEEEEE E

@flarie7853 9 месяцев назад

@@EEEEEEEEEE

@BloodRaven429 9 месяцев назад

@@flarie7853EEE

@judealford6637 8 месяцев назад

@@BloodRaven429 EEEE

@acssination8541 2 года назад

Tommy is like the guy who maxed out charisma in a combat game.

@ernestchua5918 2 года назад

I think his charisma is negative considering all his allies left him.

@cowplusdog5655 2 года назад

more like stupidity..

@rufinolopez202 2 года назад

D&D be like

@warrior3129 2 года назад

Its the guy that forgets to put points

@theendersmirk5851 2 года назад

No, see, he tried maxing Int, Wis, and Charisma, but he was rolling dice for the values, and got all 1s across the board.

@Metapplin 4 года назад

"It's like drop kicking a toddler" -Technoblade

@bs2202 4 года назад

Is there a problem?

@Scrufflord 4 года назад

he's speaking from experience

@Im0nlyHuman 4 года назад

@@Scrufflord lol

@bs2202 4 года назад

You can also just do a regular kick and you get similar results

@justinw8716 4 года назад

Android what’s wrong?it’s pretty accurate

@GoddessWhoUsedToKnowToMuch 3 года назад

Remember, this was all meant to throw Squid off his trail.

@nukablecherries 3 года назад

It worked

@eeejajduanenakdnnae 3 года назад

Lol true

@Cravengirlita 3 года назад

E X A C T L Y

@AuroraAquarius 3 года назад

M P oh yeah I completely forgot about that.

@PuppyMaster504 3 года назад

@AmberPanda382 2 года назад

I love how techno knows he’s good but still never underestimates anyone. He’s kinda humble in that way

@lucaverde126 4 месяца назад

Taking off all his armor would still be overestimating tommy

@d1nodray 28 дней назад

Tommy is -2 people, techno's the army

@user-vx2vl9cr5m Год назад

4:03 nice reference. For anyone who doesn’t know, Franz was assassinated on I think june 28, the primary trigger of the Great War. He was killed at pretty much point blank, and so was his wife, Sophie.

@stopmotionprime13 Год назад

@Lunarwolf-ly8tz Год назад

He declared war on SYLVE

@vardhmanghunawat1801 Месяц назад

I still don't get the reference

@peternguyen8107 Месяц назад

Start of ww1 was due to the assasination of the franz ferdinand

@redsun420 26 дней назад

@@vardhmanghunawat1801techno = kill Franz Ferdinand (Tommy)

@FreakingTacoMan97 3 года назад

Techno: Uh, you can’t hurt allies right? *everything explodes* Yeah we’re good.

@ethant1014 3 года назад

REALLY FUN APP THAT NEEDS MORE FEATURES THAN THE OTHER APPS I CAN I EXPECT FROM THE IPHONE VERSION AS A FREE DOWNLOAD IF I CAN I W THE REASON WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS IS A LOT LESS STRESSFUL WORK I WOULD DO A JOB IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS I CAN I

@antlersnd3627 3 года назад

@@ethant1014 what??

@lnxtc9234 3 года назад

@@ethant1014 fax ngl

@falconfruitpunch9777 3 года назад

saw this right while that part started

@football.prodz4544 3 года назад

BLOOD!!!!🩸🩸

@jackpumpoen 3 года назад

“tommy i’m not here to kinkshame you but that’s pretty weird” “IM 15”

@silverdandylmao 3 года назад

HOW ARE THERE 198 LIKES BUT NO COMMENTS also LMAO the poor guy xD

@shaelashunk6655 3 года назад

22:14

@sirmemesalotthefirst5112 3 года назад

“That’s even worse!”

@eefflie 3 года назад

the fact that’s eret saying that

@davidthorp01 3 года назад

That just makes it weirder Tommy. Not gonna lie.

@padma6182 2 года назад

"Fight me like a man" - The Child

@r4v3n719 Год назад

like a lot of people here, binge watching all of techno’s old videos. rest in peace blood god, you will be missed

@veild1568 Год назад

Same

@bb-cu9bo Год назад

yep

@dinttakename6761 Год назад

Same

@marleyl2548 Год назад

same

@nullify4166 Год назад

Same.

@CyramicBOMB 4 года назад

"I don't know the details but we're doing a war" - Techno just wanting to beat someone up

@coreytaylor447 4 года назад

-most of the people in WW1

@bs2202 4 года назад

-The Italians 1939

@itsagoodday5466 4 года назад

BLOOD FOR THE TECHNOGOD

@jasn.3382 4 года назад

Here before “omg thanks for the likes”

@jnprge 4 года назад

the thousandth like

@fidget0227 3 года назад

No threat hits harder than “You wanna be Franz Ferdinand?”

@robertodanoob 3 года назад

Nah the best threat is “I wasn’t accepted into art school and I don’t like your race”

@leahgilland4932 3 года назад

“I wasn’t allowed in art school and I won’t allow your life”

@reyeshcha 3 года назад

@@robertodanoob technohitler?

@krispykracker3780 3 года назад

@@reyeshcha wizard hitler

@reyeshcha 3 года назад

@@krispykracker3780 lol yes

@fakerl-youtube9286 Год назад

"They say legends never die" Rest in peace technoblade you will live in our hearts

@venommonster5676 Год назад

bro shut up and watch the video

@captainom5065 Год назад

This man speaks facts

@LittleNoobRobloxandballerplays Год назад

this man is a like beger

@LittleNoobRobloxandballerplays Год назад

but this is true

@EEEEEEEE Год назад

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@pkhl_1617 Год назад

Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything. Blood for the Blood God. Rest In Peace.

@jimmynuggets6516 Год назад

His name isn't nerd it's dave smh my head

@pkhl_1617 Год назад

@@jimmynuggets6516 good one, idk of your joking or not but either way, imma miss his vids.

@Vam246 Год назад

His name is Alex

@pkhl_1617 Год назад

@@Vam246 yeah I'm aware, I called him a nerd for comedic effect

@Vam246 Год назад

@@pkhl_1617 I meant it for the Dave guy. Jimmy nuggets

@zxflamiesansuzx8953 4 года назад

13:48 "I'll catch it" *b o n k*

@aa-tj8be 3 года назад

yes

@boredishfish2717 3 года назад

Yes

@ecxdee 3 года назад

777 likes

@lucs179 3 года назад

yes

@suntzu2508 3 года назад

*B o n k*

@Kevin-Nivek 4 года назад

Tommy: *is fighting everyone with only Sylvee as an ally* Also Tommy: *Declares war on Sylvee*

@trenchdestroyer6995 3 года назад

MA NAMEZ JEFF basically ww1

@lokop-bq3ov 3 года назад

Yup, he’s an idiot

@theblandcharlie822 3 года назад

superior tactics are that which supass the sum of your armies and generals - Blun Blue

@nahlies2382 3 года назад

*has Sylvee as an ally* *Steals her clothes* *me, facepalming*

@Hat- 3 года назад

Also also Tommy: *Is a narcissistic little shit*

@Miniminer1999 2 года назад

"Don't phil we're neutral!" We have technotrain, technoboat, technoplane, technonope, technohope, techno-child bullier, we need one for war criminal. Technocrime

@-ZM_Gaming- 17 дней назад

Technocyberbully

@tomatosuper9649 2 года назад

The shot of Techno holding out his gun while just casually talking to Sneeg and Scot while bombs are exploding on them is so hilarious to me.

@AmbienNocturan 4 года назад

Tommy is that kid who says "Time out" when you're about to tag him and then complains when you do it.

@AmbienNocturan 4 года назад

Oops, didn't see the other comment.

@thisisafalseaccount105 3 года назад

Cyll it’s okay it doesn’t matter if someone else says something that’s close to this

@potatogaming7044 3 года назад

6:18

@in_hiding 3 года назад

That one kid- *When they tag you* "HAHAHA I TAGGED YOU YOU SUCK IM THE BEST" *Before you tag them* "NO NO NO NO WAIT STOP STOP IT TIME OUT STOP IT PAUSE GAME T.O." *When you tag them* "ITS NOT FAAAAAAIR BOB TRIPPED ME SO HE SHOULD BE THE TAGGER NOT ME NOT FAIR!1!1!1!!1"

@astrofield6359 3 года назад

666th like

@duskshard4854 3 года назад

“Lets point our guns at him, just like the US school system!”

@BananaWasTaken 3 года назад

He’s not wrong you know

@sniper_rifle_3009 3 года назад

True

@Fck_the_atf 3 года назад

As an American I can confirm

@Starman062 3 года назад

If only school existed now

@gabbiohotstuffyo9194 3 года назад

tite

@OminousMailman Год назад

Community-phil is old he gets tired a lot Phil- Cyberbullies child,World dominates with an anarchist legend,becomes the ally of most powerful person on Dream SMP,And still finds time to do hardcore

@harmonyapril3900 Год назад

Love the Phill and Techno dynamic because Phill is all nice and responsible around everyone else but around Techno he just starts blowing things up and needing Techno to talk him out of murdering villagers

@definitelyamagikarp4380 4 года назад

Tommy: “I’m not afraid of you!” Technoblade: “Then you will die braver than most!”

@devjairam487 3 года назад

Hahaha😂😂😂 a star wars rebel quotes

@xd51000 3 года назад

Tommyinnit = Ezra Bridger Technoblade = Darth Vader

@GamingWithCalvin1 3 года назад

he got better tho. He even won a war against dream.

@wednesday9347 3 года назад

@@GamingWithCalvin1 you can say that

@liemduongthanh8386 3 года назад

Gaming With Calvin “won” not really, he just landed a good trade desl

@MrBlobs 4 года назад

Technoblade: references WW1 Tommy: Who is France furry and?

@dannydog921 4 года назад

Dat random man is random indeed

@earth1757 4 года назад

It’s crazy how one man caused WW1

@carsonandrews8857 4 года назад

Millions died because of one man's death NiCe JoB

@kivect9116 4 года назад

France Furry Band

@huhulili9021 4 года назад

@@carsonandrews8857 and millions more, a second time, because of this one man's death

@wildfire_ 2 года назад

okay you know what, props to tommy for being able to hold up to that cyber bullying, even if it was a joke or an act, it must be tough being the loser all the time

@notvoidluke Год назад

RIP Techno. You made millions or peoples day because of your amazing personality, energy and overall living your life to the best. You were so inspiring and kind. RIP Legend.

@fragilebox1408 4 года назад

Tommy when he loses : "I didnt lose, I merely failed to win" ~Oversimplified 2k20

@frenchwaffl 4 года назад

Sn1xy Yesss

@GoldfishEmpire 4 года назад

That's the spirit! Casper is scary; I don't like spirits anymore

@angrycrimson1462 4 года назад

Dude, that’s cool

@diffzzz5302 4 года назад

Sn1xy what video ?

@fragilebox1408 4 года назад

@@diffzzz5302 The American Civil war part 2 15:30

@valerierae76 3 года назад

Fandom: “Phil is that tired, stressed, and responsible father” Phil: *bombs Tommy twice and was threatening his villagers and is very much chaotic*

@halloo5288 3 года назад

Your father doesn’t do that?

@dedea2140 3 года назад

@@halloo5288 literally i thought it was normal

@michaelgillespie9112 2 года назад

@@halloo5288 Nah that's my Mom. Did you know she went to war with my school system, and won, multiple times? 🙂

@lancetheking7524 2 года назад

@@michaelgillespie9112 is this a "Karen sues school" or "bullshit teachers and principal gets sued" scenario

@gigacat9761 2 года назад

@@lancetheking7524 bit of both

@bayleerenee01 5 месяцев назад

2:23 "Aw, that cough did more damage to me than you did." 🤣🤣🤣

@oliviadesaulniers3741 Год назад

2:20 That cough did more damage to me than you did -techno

@rohangorajia2359 4 года назад

I love how Fit comes in all ready to destroy everyone and he just gets to chill

@memesrdreams4854 4 года назад

"Florida Man brings entire nuclear arsenal to barbecue"

@marshmallowallen5677 4 года назад

Sebastian Acosta 2b2t in a nutshell

@arwen402 3 года назад

him walking up with end crystals killed me

@TurinTurambar72 3 года назад

Dude, did you see crystal PvP?

@isfren5482 3 года назад

Tbh I watched fit longer then techno blade

@acemusic_va 4 года назад

13:35 Baked potato: thrown Potatoes: thrown Rotten flesh: thrown **grenade explosion** _"One of those things was not like the other--"_

@benco1085 4 года назад

The cooked potato as it did damage

@miles1034 4 года назад

"gun explosion" That is the single dumbest thing I have read besides "no one should have a magazine that fits 100 clips in it" also that was a hand grenade

@jamnt832 3 года назад

*Its just a spicy chicken nugget*

@funfaxwithyaboi6483 3 года назад

Rotten flesh has no a

@cryowave5031 3 года назад

a potato is genetically similar to a grenade though

@jakistyp4703 Год назад

1:53 tobuscus is name so, but MEANING is happy, spontaneous, generous, magnetic personality

@Purplest_ Год назад

Boring chat members: "Death, Blood, Violence." Chad chat members: "Tobuscus."

@lizzarddoggo8775 3 года назад

Tommy: Constantly looses, has no armor, and is surrounded with guns pointed at his head. Also Tommy: Gimme money and call me alpha male, nonnegotiable.

@aa-tj8be 3 года назад

correct

@jakestan1185 3 года назад

And techno is a coward even though I ran away so much

@samermadanat3998 3 года назад

OMG techno only got 10 kills TRASH! Jk this was a joke I. Am imitating techno Fans

@samermadanat3998 3 года назад

Stans

@samermadanat3998 3 года назад

@@aa-tj8be not fans

@MiracleMr 3 года назад

"So today we're doing a war." Technoblade said CALMLY

@Cera_01 3 года назад

It's because he doesn't feel fear. Only remorse.

@wolfiadarkangel 3 года назад

I mean... *Blood for the blood God*

@horizonpenblade1288 3 года назад

Technoblade should've played dumbledore. The man can be terrifying without raising his voice at all

@user-nk1bf6xq1x 3 года назад

weird

@coconut2232 2 года назад

Yeah u know Technoblade

@pinkharth860 2 года назад

I come back to this one or two times a month and at 16:04 Techno not being able to get Tommy's stuff after being that close never gets old for me.

@SEAkuaa 2 года назад

What's better is if he had ran straight at it instead of skirting he would got it

@CBeanie Год назад

All the “uh”s afterword just make the moment even better ✨

@StarinSeb 2 года назад

TommyInnit: "Alright, you know what? Screw you guys, I'm gonna keep fighting. Screw- Screw all of you." *Famous last words from one of Technoblade's many Minecraft victims*

@andrewistaken4673 4 года назад

Tommy is like the villain that reveals his plan before he does it

@kurokansen1094 4 года назад

so most cliche villains then.

@eon1633 4 года назад

This is somehow a very accurate description

@notagenwunner9299 4 года назад

He’s like Dr Evil from Austin powers

@qazxedq8322 4 года назад

AndrewIsTaken so like every animated villain ever?

@I.like.my.cat.more.than_you 4 года назад

AndrewIsTaken just Like Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

@aundersave 3 года назад

“Tommy is like -2 people.” Tommy: Kills like 2 of his allies

@User-cs5yh 3 года назад

Mathematically accurate

@gabbyonline4853 3 года назад

the math checks out

@Marlin123 3 года назад

Modtly becouse he kills himself

@usa5893 3 года назад

Someone already has said this

@angliccx5198 3 года назад

Coppied

@WitherHuntress Год назад

Techno: That cough did more damage to me than you did If only he knew

@nickdanvers547 2 года назад

8:49 "There's a big lack of base here" - Sun Tzu

@darkpro_xgm 10 месяцев назад

"stop quoting things I never said" - sun tzu

@lyfehaxandtrix3481 4 года назад

3:45 : Techno: *uses a simile* Tommy: that was a poor metaphor

@jehooft8569 4 года назад

What utmost idiocracy, I say!

@acearachnid 4 года назад

This is completely and utterly preposterous

@underscoredfrisk 4 года назад

“It’s like the US school system”

@spencerguy1060 4 года назад

But, a simile is technically a metaphor, look it up

@lyfehaxandtrix3481 4 года назад

Spencer Guy although close, a simile, in this case, used the term “like” or “as”. What techno said matched the criteria of a simile. In order to be a metaphor, the comparison would need to be indirect and *not* use “like” or “as”.

@internetscum7867 3 года назад

Tommy: "you know having 100 techno stans yelling WAR ON TOMMY in your chat really gets to you." techno: "I deal with it pretty well."

@ecxdee 3 года назад

top comment with no replies?

@Michaelqqq 3 года назад

top comment with 1 reply?

@phoenixunder9169 3 года назад

top comment with 2 replies?

@tray1598 3 года назад

top comment with 4 replies?

@boi8992 3 года назад

@@tray1598 top comment with 5 replies?

@X-SPONGED 2 года назад

1:45 Techno : "alright chat, should we talk out our differences or should we use violence ?" *Voices - Derivakat [70 Voices Chorus] intensifies in the background*

@zadabking9791 Год назад

@potate7598 10 месяцев назад

All warfare is based

@Vinixty78 Год назад

Tommy "it's not negotiable" (6 guns get pointed at him) Tommy "..... maybe it's negotiable"

@lukah9202 4 года назад

RU-vid: “Technoblade just uploaded...” I havent heard that name in many years

@ry4z314 4 года назад

Luke Hostettler yeah

@kroebear6377 4 года назад

it has been many moons

@frelted6744 4 года назад

Kiavra gatekeeping new subs? have you thought you should be thankful as the growth probably encouraged him to upload more than biyearly?

@sharpstrike6142 4 года назад

Yes ikr

@orleyweaver8630 4 года назад

@Mr. Vic well long long ago he didnt make vids

@alisontshangana 3 года назад

I like how when u enter his property it says: Hippity hoppity get off my property.

@alisontshangana 3 года назад

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS!!!!!!!!

@emilys2562 3 года назад

@@alisontshangana love that tho

@AbdullaHv999 3 года назад

Hippity hoppity get of my property lol

@VERTIGO1327 2 года назад

Haha now the Ukraines be like hippity hoppity this tanks on my property

@kyle.kaplanis 2 года назад

HIPPITY HOPPETY GET OF MY PROPERTY NOOB would be better

@littlebitfix4511 6 месяцев назад

"that cough did more damage to me than you did"

@oklhamhammilton725 Год назад

Who else decided to go on a nostalgia trip and appreciate his content more?

@xMollyPoppinsx Год назад

@watcherwraith007 Год назад

A lotta sad Voices

@subtocustom_9553 Год назад

@thebedrockmask3645 Год назад

@xslproduction236 Год назад

@imab0t274 3 года назад

Tommy: i dont need alies Narrator: he did in fact, need alies

@Nerdnumberone 2 года назад

He needed to not start shit with Technoblade. The number of allies he could find was not nearly sufficient.

@EndoClaw 9 месяцев назад

@@NerdnumberoneNarrator: he did, in fact, need allies, so many that it was impossible for him to win.

@mettatonneo1147 4 года назад

I’d like to think that when the Allies were storming Hitler’s base in Germany, he was saying “Yo, time-out, TIME-OUT!” In German

@jaxonklaus838 4 года назад

Probably Hitler: Jo! Auszeit! AUSZEIT! HÖRT IHR МICH?! AUSZEIT ICH SAGE!

@DjocarS 4 года назад

Jaxon Klaus *jo! Auszeit! Auszeit! hört ihr mich nicht !? Auszeit sage ich!

@jaxonklaus838 4 года назад

@@DjocarS thanks my German grammar is shit as you can tell

@tobiashorowitz9676 4 года назад

with wilbur's german keyboard...

@blackthread4717 4 года назад

Well he killed himself, if that counts as taking a time out

@admiralkreigsmarine8356 4 месяца назад

14:33 philza swearing is another type of funny lmao

@thefishybrother3624 Год назад

Now that he is gone rip Everyone will be comming back to remember his majestic plays Rip techno Always in my heart ❤

@linestelmach7961 Год назад

He was the best RU-vidr that helped me through a lot. May he Rest In Peace ❤️

@pcrChampion 3 года назад

Techno the entire time was like “we’re neutral,let’s not cyberbully this child while negotiating treaties” while Phil was like “haha nukes go brrrrrrrr”

@tiahere8499 2 года назад

@@littlesunshine1314 like father like son

@mynameissoap5760 2 года назад

welcome to america

@tiffgunn 2 года назад

Fghtgghg

@kingomnom69v68 2 года назад

@BrizukoOG 2 года назад

@@chillyavian7718 welcome to russia

@ronmcdon6553 3 года назад

The fact that techno can 1v3 without losing a heart is so funny

@potate7598 3 года назад

Well it’s because he drank a potion of turtle master which causes slowness and resistance so- that’s debatable

@aetherheart1954 3 года назад

Muffin Exe Has Crashed its still a 1v3 potions are apart of the game

@sniffley7058 3 года назад

Techno could probably 1v5 but he would need to use potions and he would also probably be close to dying

@ExtraVanillaTried 3 года назад

@@sniffley7058 yeeeee

@user-kx8pu6ys5i 3 года назад

@@sniffley7058 i mean he 1v9ed in skywars only losing half hp but that's debatable probably

@hen0botx472 2 года назад

13:47 there has never been a better moment on the entire SMPEarth

@raptor_bestman7688 Год назад

God this feels nostalgic when we took everything we had for granted

@therealcapybara Год назад

You said it.. technoblade never dies

@nataliannawalingford8382 Год назад

Technoblade never dies

@xddDracian 3 года назад

I like how Tommy's life philosophy is like: when you hit full commit to it when you're hit timeout just a bit

@gclanassistant2778 3 года назад

Yep

@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 2 года назад

ncie nice*

@gacha_kira1322 2 года назад

Nice

@allftw2677 2 года назад

NOICE

@michelesawyers8410 2 года назад

NOICE

@monke3247 3 года назад

its funny how tommy started the war, but he didnt even get one hit on his enemy. He even killed his allies more.

@cowplusdog5655 2 года назад

832 likes and no comments..

@Mech126. 2 года назад

@@cowplusdog5655 yea

@sureshmahato5297 11 месяцев назад

2:21 now we know it actually did damage

@aaronplayz9605 11 месяцев назад

@sureshmahato5297 11 месяцев назад

@@aaronplayz9605 o7

@CloverDnai Год назад

Watching this now hurts so much I will miss techno so much may he rest in peace ❤️

@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090 3 года назад

“Which set of armor do I need for this war” Plot armor

@doomsoul9096 2 года назад

Fool, he needs no plot armor.

@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090 2 года назад

I know why BECAUSE TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!

@trishaann3489 2 года назад

@@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090 NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY

@Tectelion 2 года назад

Technoblade is the plot armor, to be honest

@gs7391 2 года назад

I feel like Tommy would need some

@tornadodex1366 3 года назад

Why does Tommy think that he can negotiate the treaty in his favor when he lost every single battle in the war?

@ianaimon8286 3 года назад

Tornadodex he’s 15 lol

@dogeking3697 3 года назад

Actually 16

@Starman062 3 года назад

He thinks he has speech 100 but he has speech 10

@Liam-bq1qp 3 года назад

He purposefully acts like an idiot for the content.

@ianaimon8286 3 года назад

Liam agree lol

@shiloh1606 Год назад

Fly high techno 🕊 We love you

@impresivly_large_duck Год назад

Tommy against techno: I DIDENT HEAR NO BELL techno:Fighting you is like drop kicking a toddler

@ikandoit 3 года назад

“The thing about this world is that the only universal language is violence, and we’ve already had that conversation in the PIT.” I guess history really does repeat itself.

@ungefeiert 3 года назад

IT STAYS IN THE PIT

@dep_team9062 3 года назад

STAYS IN THE PIT

@admiralautistic2905 3 года назад

*STAYS IN THE PIT*

@FOXEVY 3 года назад

STAYS IN THE PIT

@cadie37 3 года назад

*STAYS IN THE PIT*

@e1lmoose 3 года назад

“Techno is not aware of 2b2t culture, i see” “I’m not.” *almost a year later* “So you guys ever heard of *end crystals?*

@f-ham1717 3 года назад

I dont get it lmaoo

@lattiahirvio7824 3 года назад

@Hero Games nah they actually have a separate hack for placing & exploding the crystals

@siriusk1453 3 года назад

@Hero Games 2B2T also has a lot of area where crystals can be place, like bedrock floor and the obi highways, and auto clicker as well as build hacks makes it easy to place obi wherever they want

@samuelweston4977 3 года назад

I guess that one quote just turned techno into an anarchist.

@theinternationalspectralun8742 3 года назад

@@f-ham1717 it's that people on 2b2t use end crystals to pvp

@Tax_Potato Год назад

Can't believe Techno didn't know abt crystals at this time

@tacoclaus8168 2 года назад

9:25 Grunk:“Is asking for specs allowed?” Techno:”Bro, I picked the gold armor dude, just pick someone”

@Zendyes_ 4 года назад

“everyone let’s point our guns at him” “just like the American school system” -technoblade

@The_Myfire 4 года назад

Probably the most edgy joke i've ever heard Techno make in a long time lmao.

@brycehmxn979 4 года назад

Myfire what about the orphan jokes

@spvo1886 4 года назад

Myfire what about them

@Nohemypotter 4 года назад

Like my school when I *B R E A T H*

@user-fi3or2ee7k 4 года назад

“This is probably the second worst thing that ever happened to them [the orphans]”

@tienne7615 4 года назад

Techno's enderpearl does more damage than Tommy.

@gtatiger1655 4 года назад

tru dat

@keqingsimplol93 4 года назад

Tru fat

@earrapestudios9066 4 года назад

tru dat

@hanryo8459 4 года назад

tru dat

@communistboi4699 4 года назад

tru dat

@filbertovandette 2 года назад

I loved this server....it was so unbelievably wacky...you had the God of Hardcore...the narrator for the Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft....the Blood God...and a mouthy child....amazing...

@_Cubicake Год назад

Everyone lets point our guns at him while seated *Its like the US school system* - Technoblade 12:30 best quote ever

@Longest_comment501 Год назад

Yes

@nootaboot7042 4 года назад

"kill kill blood blood" "tobuscus" our lord and savior tobuscuslover has returned

@kabkabkab 4 года назад

you know, tobuscus wouldn't struggle like you did -ds 3

@netherhobbit 4 года назад

I am nether Azathoth’nyth

@netherhobbit 4 года назад

Glory to Azathoth

@brendancappelli2611 4 года назад

netherhobbit ...... Thrackerzod fha flegeth?

@netherhobbit 4 года назад

Thrackerzod is tha best 🙂 throdogoth I’ Azathoth.

@258thHiGuy 3 года назад

2:26 Tommy gets insulted by the only person on the server younger than him

@colown8319 5 месяцев назад

Grunkkkkkkkkkkk

@randompersonthatplays5850 10 месяцев назад

3:44 Tommy thats a poor metaphor Technoblade: who said it was a metaphor Fly high Technoblade

@applelover2294 2 года назад

“TommyInnit is like -2 people” 10 mins later TommyInnit tries to kill 2 of his teammate

@fudgelee624 4 года назад

15:23 “The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself” - Sun Tzu

@deepwaterdude8291 4 года назад

@@adoor6241 No no, it's spelled Sun Tzu

@toe552 4 года назад

Dara Gopal Sun Zoo LMAOO

@playfulattire8819 4 года назад

fudge lee I read a lot of manhwa, in China they read the last name first, so it's zoo-san.

@Crevasse 4 года назад

Dara Gopal it’s Sun Tzu...

@alexm.2960 4 года назад

@@adoor6241 Maybe that's because "sun tzu" is actually pronounced that way? "tzu" is pronounced like "zoo", not "tezoo".

@TheEpicEagle 3 года назад

“It’s like dropkicking a toddler”- Sun Tzu Rest In Peace Technoblade, hope your doing well in heaven ❤️

@thatminecraftplayer8767 2 года назад

Or if ur tommy tun szu

@thecat5955 2 года назад

*-technoblade

@CanonMay 2 года назад

"IF FIGHTING IS SURE TO RESULT IN VICTORY THAN YOU MUST FIGHT" - Sun Tzu

@cryptid_user5080 2 года назад

@@CanonMay sure*

@joe9170 2 года назад

Art of war

@deeznutz4517 11 месяцев назад

Techno: That cough did more damage to me than you did If only we had known

@goosifyed9717 2 года назад

Silvia: punches sneeg Sneeg: techno stop hitting me Techno: fight, fight, fight

@gurapado6741 4 года назад

who would know he is secretly planting potatos behind all this

@redacted4695 3 года назад

It was all apart of the Master Plan

@DotALotTroller 4 года назад

“It’s like drop kicking a toddler” *Sheds a tear* ahh the memories

@quantumflare 4 года назад

DotALotTroller // A_LoneHunter truer words have never been spoken

@zpan1741 4 года назад

heh, I get the joke. *WAIT WHA-*

@badimaaa4a548 4 года назад

@@zpan1741 *

@lelerrer 4 года назад

Badimations roundabout plays

@throbbing_moist 4 года назад

I miss being a teacher

@Jayvan895 2 года назад

Techno: "We have a guy with gold armor." The other team: "WE HAVE TOMMY."

@makomuru 2 года назад

"Lady and gentlemen" has got to be one of Tommy's best lines...

@neilcabrera2399 4 года назад

The whole crowd: Blood That one kid that never knows what's going on: tobuscus

@aidanlee7581 3 года назад

Neil Cabrera tobuscus

@wowok8196 3 года назад

Neil Cabera tobuscus

@PetrePetrescu 3 года назад

Neil Cabrera Tobuscus

@SKAron25 3 года назад

Tobuscus

@CarlosAM1 3 года назад

Neil cabrera tobuscus

@122KingTulip 4 года назад

Technoblade : drops out of college to upload more Also technoblade : *uploads less*

@explodingpug8707 4 года назад

Lena Boo ikr

@emillammela2032 4 года назад

He baited us all!

@hamod54 4 года назад

@@emillammela2032 why so dramtic HE BAITED US ALL! THOU SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN

@zSooS 4 года назад

he was sick

@hamod54 4 года назад

Ok zoomer

@BananaWasTaken Год назад

Violence isn’t the answer, it is the question, and the answer is yes.

@Lily-dk1lg Год назад

loved him so much, and i hope hes chasing all the little orphan children in heaven

@_qquantum Год назад

@Hell_Of_Helios Год назад

Hoping so too

@voidofthelight5166 Год назад

Phrasing

@kryppled 3 года назад

fun fact: every time techno killed tommy a youtooz appears on screen

@Zerdead 3 года назад

Wow

@drep3542 3 года назад

Damn

@tropical_7960 3 года назад

3:01 what about this?

@galaxytaco2873 3 года назад

Woah dedication

@beld3375 3 года назад

Vũ Lê Đức Thiện -32 no death message

@ghidorah4695 3 года назад

Wow Tommy has historically not had a good experience with pits

@ashleii9855 3 года назад

underrated comment

@starlight0313 3 года назад

How bout we toss him in the pit godzilla made after you died

@an1k_623 3 года назад

I feel so bad for laughing at this. That still doesn't stop me so HAhAhaHAJhAHAhAjhAjAahAHHAhA

@whybo9115 3 года назад

Tommy has supergirlygamer vibes

@imsun2681 2 года назад

It stays in the pit

@ethangillett3548 Год назад

The person who needed allies the least had people with him while fighting a lone man who needed allies the most. Perfection. 😊

@mrfreckles6633 Год назад

i miss you sm techno, im crying about you almost every night wishing you never died, ur videos were the only thing that comforted me and now that theirs no more im actually so sad all the time, i miss you. i wish u could come back all the time, your all i think about i miss u so much, it breaks my heart that i never got to interact or talk to you in any way at all, i miss u more than ever

@korben600 3 года назад

Tommy standing armorless, surrounded by people willing to kill him, and still trying to dictate terms just RADIATES the energy of that one meme with the cat surrounded by knives.