snape hating students for 3 minutes straight 

I love it haha

ty!

Is that even a question ❤️

This should be re-named Snape hating The Golden Trio for 3 minutes straight

it was fantastic

Same lol

In the time snape finishes, Harry already got back into the Hogwartsexpress riding back to the Dursleys.

poTtAH

It’s the part before that which starts my smile.

"Up to something"

XD

PrEtTy ObViOuS

VeRY ObVioUs

💯 ObViOuS

ObViOuSlY

LOL HE VOMITED ON SNAPES CLOTHES

@@glitterchan5790 that boy was rotten too the core, so I gave him the meanest detention ever, a month with Ms. Umbridge!

🤣🤣

@@severussnape4685 If you gave the kid detention for a month, how long if you were wearing sandals and your feet were partially covered in barf?

@@stephj505 Probably 3 months if he was feeling generous😂😂

its literally my favorite scene of the series.

0:19

I bet you 100 bucks that Alan Rickman came up with that on his own

Funny because they never listen so he goes right you little shis 😂

@@masonx1230 he said 8 MOVIES

@@demonx8641 what did he say? Lol he deleted his comment

Yea he's so relatable

I almost cried when he died

Bruh!!

So nice indeed

Very nice.

Like a man using a gun to rob instead of a cold and hurtful knife

@@averongodoffire8098 if you dont get shot or cut, it doesn't make a gun better than a knife because they aren't bringing any harm

@@AnthonyTNT85 Lol boundless kindness indeed😂🤣

Same 😂😂😂

gotta love that line😂

Page 394

Best line in the whole HP franchise.

@@newtswifeyy I can name a dozen better lines. Nothing tops "I'm sorry Professor, but I must not tell lies."

@@tfahad2051 don't you dare try to correct my son you muggle

'You want to be careful, people will think you're.... UP! ...to somthing."

@@Josh23761 perfect timing! I clicked the read more exactly when he said that!

From 2021

Rickman is to Snape as, RDJ is to Tony Stark

In a series with a lot of excellent casting choices, he was absolutely perfect.

Agree

He was also great in die hard (hans gruber) and robin hood prince of thieves (sheriff of Nottingham)

I like to seperate the book version and Alan Rickman's versuon

Paul Darrow is the only man who could ever out-Rickman Rickman

I’ve replayed this 17 times already I still can’t stop laughing 😂

Lily's eyes 😂

I've just came across this, rewatched the movies few days ago and this popped up. Does anybody think that Snape read Harrys mind here because I highly doubt he would have this reaction just upon seeing Harrys eyes.

Its a great catch and not even close to an accident for sure. They were trying to translate and idea that comes up in the books several times. And that is when Harry gets the and I quote "distinct" feeling that Snape can read his thoughts. Interestingly enough in the 5th book, Snape attempts to teach Harry how to lock people out of his mind so Voldemort cant see Harrys thoughts anymore. I love Snape. His character has an insane amount of depth and the story would not be the same without him.

I think Snape was looking into Harry’s mind and that’s why he looked perturbed. He most likely saw that someone was after the stone, which was why he made a quick exit.

I agree

Right!

Thank you

My sister would agree too lol

You didn't read the books

ahaha i was like 'hes writing down everything u say like a good student, how is he not paying attention🤨'

Lmao

This is one of the reasons why I hate Snape. People say Snape is a good person because he had done a lot of good things so they like him, but I think they had forgot how bad Snape was.

@@user-tsukiko2023 snape was a bad person doing good things if that makes sense

@@user-tsukiko2023 Most people who like snape like Alan Rickamans film version of snape. Because the films left about 90% of his *worst* ,absolutely unfair behavior out of the films Im re-reading the books now and hes insufferable there - bad mouthing students out of the blue, treating them like crap, taking points left and right just because they breathe and potter has it worse of all simply for cheeky replies like 'why dont you ask hermione i think she knows' or taking points because he didnt tell Neville not to do x in his class (when harry is rubbish at potions himself) and overall treating him like crap because of something HE didnt do or had no control over like having james for his father Book snape is awful. Plain and simple. His late actions dont redeem his awful behavior to 11-12-13-14-15 ect year old students, at all

Straight facts

Agree

Yes.

SILENCE !

this is real

He’s enjoying the opportunity

hey gotta take pride in what you do.

pimp energy

Yknow I thought he was gonna slam their heads together but it turned out he did... nothing really?

That sounds fucked up out of context

You can just tell Snape wanted to clap back with the "like you would know" to Harry but didn't want to completely burn him

Facts

Queen?

@@yuridc1780 did you just assume he's a man?

@@bryanlemmens68 🤣

@@bryanlemmens68 oh god not those jokes again I thought they died off XD

Harry: " Like a damn peacock. An so. Do. *I*." That would have been a great line. XD

He didn't strut, he pranced

Harry: "My dad didn't strut, but I will. Watch me dating two of the hottest girls in here the next couple years."

@@candlequeen4002 "like a damn peacock" oh mY- WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY 😭

Remus, Sirius and Pettigrew: he didn’t strut he gosh darn SKIPPED

Don't we all haha!

@@Siriusly siriously tho!

I wouldn’t call him soft from the inside but hey. 🤨🤣

He’s not soft he’s a petty asshole

@@jovanym2931 How can he be ? Because that's you ! 😂

Those two things are not mutually exclusive.

He bullied children for no real reason other than spite and virgin rage. He’ll still an arsehole.

He is a creep...

I love him xd

@@liampowell5014 everyone teaching methods are different. Real life teachers are more bully than him. He only says harsh words

ah., and what did Snape to do earn Lily? Bully people as if Muggleborns and non-slytheruìn were rubbish?!

@@ANIMATIONLOVERBT BAHAHA definitely. Totally was a piece of shit to Lily after she was nothing but kind to him. Still, she never looked at him with those sharp eyes (at least I don’t think so) so it must’ve been a suprise.

@@xpepelee And he he never wondered what Lily would have said about his bullying on non-slitheryns for 16 years

Hahahah

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fcuk🤣

JSKSJSKSJDKSJSKSJSKS 😂 Why I think the same thing XD

😂😂😂

Nah its exactly 3 min

@@conserztasfia0078 Not on the thumbnail.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@manipulativeperson7313 you can't always trust thumbnails, they have tricked me many times...

@@kawayo9 I know. I'm only saying what he meant by "...and one second straight"

Agree

Yes :3

The toad is on a whole different ball game of hating kids and punishment, Snape just makes it funny

The difference is that Umbridge sadistically tortures children. Snape never physically harmed any students, he just scolded them.

Snape was strict and the toad was cruel that's the difference.

Cause he has lilly's eyes :9

Tf you looking at like that 😂

I want to think that he is remembering Lily glaring at people like that.

I do love that in philosopher's stone, where in the movie cause they cut all but the introduction to potions he doesn't seem so bad, so it is just snape going "why are you obviously plotting something, why are you not outside and out of my way?" Harry: *glares with the intent to kill*

I guess that he read Harry's mind and what he was thinking about the Philosopher's stone. Only after OotP, Harry learnt that eye contact is necessary, and starts to avoid Snape's eyes

He was the only person who knowed the reasons behind Snape, so he acted accordingly.

@@varric knew*. And yeah, he totally did.

He would go at it with the directors because they wanted him to do certain takes their way but he would refuse because it would go against the truth behind it all

@@zeldagamer323 Shows he truly loved and respected the art of acting and character portrayal

here before this gets like, 50 replies

Agree

Sameee uwahahaha XDD

Exactly 899th like

I didn't want too tell him!

Timestamp?

Never mind.

In Harry's defense, everyone who ever told him anything about James was a James fanboy and only ever presented him in a glorifying light. Nobody ever said to Harry "oh by the way, when your dad was your age, he was a horrible bully and a smarmy arrogant little prick." They all kinda just...forgot about that part of his personality. No wonder Harry put him on a pedestal.

@@Wurzelknecht Would you want to be the one to tell the orphan whose dearest wish is to have his parents alive that his dad was a schoolyard bully?

@@ischeele7203 I'm just saying that it's no wonder Harry had a specific view on his dad up to this point, if that's the only side of him he was ever told about. Also you can tell it to him in a manner like "when your dad was your age, he was a bit of a bad apple, but once he met your mom he became a great guy." Would've also given yet another dimension to the "love is the greatest power" theme.

@@Wurzelknecht so why does nobody constantly bring up that snape was an evil death eater? They just say he’s a hogwarts teacher and Dumbledore trusts him. It’s because a person isn’t defined by how they act for a couple of years of their life. Same story with Dumbledore

@@conormurphy4328 Not the same story here. And it's not about "constantly" bringing something up. It's about a boy wanting to learn about his dad and since he's only told the good things, he begins to think his dad was some kind of saint. So of course when somebody he doesn't like to begin with brings up some negative stuff about his dad, Harry immediately thinks he's lying. Btw. I still think that Rowling missed the opportunity actually showing us anything of the good side of James Potter. Everyone just keeps talking about how awesome he was, but all we actually know is that he was dumb enough to leave his wand lying around the house when the most dangerous wizard in existance was looking for him all over the place. So I gotta admit, James left a bit of a bad taste in my mouth after the last book, because we never actually see his redemption. The last few things we learn about him personality-wise is how much of a dick he was to Severus as a kid and that he was partially to blame for ending his and Lily's friendship. With Snape and Dumbledore we actually see them turn over a new leaf and do good. With James it's just never adressed. I know he probably was a decent guy in the end, but from a narrative standpoint, it's never shown. Hell, Draco gets more redeeming moments than James tbh.

The Half-Blood Prince is the worst HP movie and no one can change my mind.

@@Lady_Sherin Good for you And I give a rats ass because?

@hadia ahmad Admittedly I have my own reservations about the movies They gave hermione a little too much to do, they neutered Ron, Harry’s snark (the reason we like him) is damn near non existent, Ginny’s snark (the part of her Harry likes so much) is completely fucking gone, awesome moments from the books are changed to unnecessary degree Also they were gonna put Rolf Scamander (the boy who married Luna) in the deathly hallows movies but they didn’t do it because his role in the movie was given to Hermione and he no longer had a purpose so to hell with actually meeting the character that deserved Luna’s heart (seriously though, Luna’s love interest just hanging out with her father for no reason would’ve been the best part of the movie for me, maybe his situation is similar to Harry staying with the Weasleys, maybe he works for the guy, maybe he was just trynna get on the man’s good side I don’t know) But all the same they also got quite a lot right

And I was so dissapointed when they didn't include Sorry proffesor but I must not tell lies Wasn't in the books

I often recall this bit in my head like it happened in movie I dont know maybe my brain created these images but i happen to have a clear picture of this scene in my head.

What he _really_ wasn't, was a nice guy.

I think he is a bad guy who did good things because of his extreme obsession with Lily. if it weren't for her, he'd be a death eater

@@lpoco0006 Obsession is a kind of love. A much more special kind than most, pal. It pushes you to do things that are beyond the normal level of sanity. Had Snape stayed selfish and "move on" well. The series would have ended quite differently. Dumbledore wouldn't have known that Voldemort was going for the Potters. Dark Lord rule supreme.

@@gengarzilla1685 Sacrificing his life to save a kid that hates his guts is sort of nice. But maybe that's old fashioned.

@@markarmage3776 Harry hated him because Snape was an asshole as a teacher, especially in the books. he was very mean and hated Harry just because Harry looked like James. and that wasn't Harry's fault. Rowling herself said that Snape's character isn't entirely good or bad. so if you are thinking in black and white categories you are missing a major point of the hp series

Agree

Yeah and Snape is quite popular in Latin America, China, and Japan partially because of those reasons.

@@stephj505 Latin America is known for dry humor ? That's interesting. I thought the opposite was the case

@@wonderfulgray In Brazil we love dark humor too

@@leticiaaraujo2476 He is also popular in Brazil because of the aforementioned reasons.

Supongo que su manera de agradecerle es haberle puesto su nombre a uno de sus hijos :(

@@laneko3963 hmmm true 😌

Indeed he did, but still I always have the kind of feeling that he didnt really like potter. U could see it in so many facial expressions n moments and how he talked to Harry. (I mean, understandable bc he wanted to be the man who "got" Lily, but Potters father "got" her, the man who bullied him)

@@kashishdhavale8379 He cared for Harry not dying, but I think he appreciated watching him suffer.

He wasn't protecting Harry out of the goodness of his heart. In fact, he still despised Harry. He only didn't want him to die because he was Lily's son, and Snape was still creepily weird about her even years after her death. Snape made Harry and the other students feel msierable their whole lifes, he shouldn't get a thank you for doing the bare minimum.

Vividly remember being in the theater and everyone laughed at that scene

I enjoy seeing that favourite part of the movie 🍿🎥 cause he's a great teacher and not to mention that he's been watching over Harry's lifestyle Throughout his life and also he never forgotten the promise of watching over Lilly's Child especially caring for his students and staff throughout his life.....he might be a bit harsh sooooo stricter and not much of a fun type but heyyy! Give a crap anyways 😉 he's a awsome and truly appreciate, caring Guy so there anyway 😀😉 That's my opinion on Severus Snape He's a darling 😘 of hardworking and dedicated professor of school 🏫 💋❤️💋❤️💋❤️💋❤️💋❤️😁😎😘

I'd like to know if it's just unpleasant or painful lol but not experience it

better than batman's

He is a superhero😔🖤

Exxaactlyy

Thank god noone was standing behind that door.

@@soulzzplaysgames 😂😂😂

I love that he rolled up his sleeves slightly first, like "imma need some elbow grease for all the rage I'm about to channel into these boys noggins"

@@Jeezes718 LOL🤣🤣

He's like "Oh god no not this not again"

He's like: why you lookin at me like that? I have to protect you for 7 years show some gratitude!

He's like "What the-"

@@itsmepeterparker4618 😂

Epic

LOL spot on!

Tea

Snape Making a joke *Error:Does not compute*

AHAHAHA!!

😂😂😂

Ba-Dum tssss🥁

If Harry James Potter ever read this you are in big trouble you Muggle

Snape: Obviously!

If only Goblet of Fire movie had shown the teeth enlargement scene, and Snapes insult to Hermione in that one...

In the book, Ron would actually loudly defend her. Like "you asked the question and she knows the answer!" or something.

When he did that, I remember physically wincing and thinking "She's gonna need some ice after class; that was one savage burn!", lol.

That was mean and inadequate, really

Same

Omg yesssss especially if you’re dealing with deep depression like me

Love that scene 😅

Ohh i love that scene..i literally choked of laughter 😂😂

Yes I love that scene 😂😂😂

Hahaha

Yesss🤣

Me too, I grew to like him and he is now one of my fav characters in HP.

Like when He tried to stop Quirrell from making Harry fall off his broom in the first book?

The Snape from the movies sure, the one from the books ? Not so much

@@eliasaliou7714 True, Like when he yelled at Neville for unintentionally melting Seamus’s cauldron.

@@eliasaliou7714 And how Snape would have Harry personally expelled if he saw him at night in the hallways again.

Yea

Are you kidding? xD He bullied all Gryffindors mostly for no reason (in the books he is even worse, especially to Neville). He is a horrible teacher and a horrible person.

@@dr.bartfratze9354 actually every teacher has a method of teaching, harsh or soft, they still care for them

@@itsnotme_x_ this is so wrong 😅 many teachers don't care. And calling bullying a "teaching method" is huge bullshit. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@@dr.bartfratze9354 if so many teachers dont care, they wouldn't bother to discipline students because as you said they dont care

to bad there is not the all the next sentence of this scene.

source: just trust me bro

He been waiting 4 years to do that

@@fanofmanythings7717 the fact that he pulls his sleeves up makes it even better.

Dude that because he ate that thing called dragon balls or somethin' like that 🤣🤣

He ate dragon balls right before snape came

His name was Cormac McLaggen I think

That's Cormac McLaggen and Hermione invited him to Slughorn's Christmas Party to piss Ron off in HBP. He was eating dragon tartare and got sick when Harry told him it was dragon balls.

*me:tried to tell harry but nah I'm fine to not tell him*

Minerva:boy...your not the only student here.

@@nicolpineda8632 😂😂

*cough* dursleys *cough*

@@starssmkn like they would care. Vernon is to lazy to walk to the door to get the darn letter 😂😂

@@Ellie-Mace true- LMAO

Aww haha ty, glad it made you laugh!

@@Siriusly 😊🥰

Are u serious ? I mean have you really met him ???!!

@@user-eg7dz5ff5e most definitely

Alan Rickman payed your dinner? If they gave you one of those receipts where you have to sign, and he signed it, and you kept that receipt, it can be valuable for hundreds of pounds 😳

@@nicopavvi8494 I still have it. I’m not selling it. That’s priceless, and money ain’t a problem for me I have enough of it. All I want now is to find solace.

@@CRYSAW you are right keeping it. Keep it in a good shape because that's really a valuable thing. Good luck.

If my prof would say that as a reference i wouldn't even mind

In germany we don't say ,,The bell doesn't excuse you I DO.“ We say ,,ICH BEENDE DEN UNTERRICHT!“

I’m pretty sure he actually says something like that since he knows the Dursley’s won’t care if he gets into trouble. It was either book 1 or 2

LMAO

@@megabladechronicles962 Yeah, he says something like McGonagall writing to the Dursleys was nothing, that he knew they'd be disappointed the Whomping Willow hadn't squished him flat.

You tell him!

You have just earned yourself a montthhs detention!

Snape : you have just earned yourself a month of detention Me : 1000000000000 0's till ∞ points to ravenclaw

Crucio CRUCIO CRUCIOOOOOOH

"5 points from Ravenclaw for that sass, Mr/Mrs TVisionary"