so you want to build a nuke 

*montage music intensifies*

BEAT ME TO IT

Moom, Phineas and Ferb are declaring wars against Russia again

I live near a nuclear site in the United States that was responsible for producing nuclear materials for warheads during the Cold War. They still call the final product "buttons" because why not call a round chunk of *refined plutonium* a button when it's going into a bomb?

@@davidweikle9921 cool

First time?

And?

i think so 😂

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

Been there, done that. I've been on the list for a looong time. That fucking bar, I swear.... I am gonna nuke em.

but its my teachers and parents bullying me.. youtube: become death...

Hahaha

@@thothheartmaat2833 now I have become death, destroyer of the world...

@ThothHeartMaat became kim jong un 😨

neither of them ever work

Well, now you're on several lists.

@@Wilter__ that’s not new information

not even joking i wrote this all down, all i have to do now is figure out how to obtain U-235

@@nerfasauryt8828they've always said singular lists 😅

@@YusiAnimated- good luck

Literally

@@plasmapig1356I am already dead

Huehuehuehuehuehue

I heard that and went straight to the comments LOL😂

Nah the nuke will

And any growing tissue will be as good as dry balls of flour when those calcium mimics from the fallout get in!

Wise words from the palmtop tiger

and throw the world into a worldwide economic crisis that would eventually cause either proliferation of dystopian governments or world war 3

Tweeting this

your shadow will be baked into the wall forever..

a sphere of 100 meters of fusion (nitrigen fusion)

It's not like airport security's gonna ask you to hand over the *fucking nuke*

@@tristan889 *Hands in passport* Airport security: uhhh follow me sir we need to ask you a few questions

Certainly you know better than to watch this video, didnt you read the title nb?

@@autodidacticartisan ...KB.

Username does not check out 😂

"why not, why shoudn't I build a bomb?"

I definitely didn’t search “how to build a nuke”

FBI open up

@@namidawhamida5958 if you did the timing was excellent

after video: nah fuck it, i wanna build a rocket out of existance

@DECLAN DOUGAN yeah i think they were referencing the whole video. they were pointing out that they said that it would never happen again and then immediately went on to explain how it did happen again. :)

Well thats why they started the quiet war read silent weapons for quiet wars pdf

@@lurk7967reading, the most silent way of communicating information

that's just edging at this point.

Carl Sagan was the one

@@tonydai782 thank you

why three and five? is there something to it I didn't get? or are they just random numbers?

@@pauloborgesdasilvajunior3823 They're just numbers. The point is, they're both standing in the gasoline. One match from either side is enough to end them both. But they keep building more matches.

@@pauloborgesdasilvajunior3823 the matches represent nukes, the gasoline represents death and decimation as a whole. Just because one country has more nukes than another, doesnt mean that they both arent fucked if a match is dropped.

*heavy water

i t d o e s t h o

I put water before my cereal

@@usernamethenamed n o i t d o e s n t Plutonium sounds more badass cayse its named after the furthest, well, "planet" in our solar system, and thats because it being the farthest, well, "planet" suggests mysteriousness, cool shit cause its on the edge of the damn thing and thats kinda, ehm, how do i put it, FUCKING TERRIFYING uranus on the other hand, haha anus

@@kabluey4142 thats illegal

You know it’s good stuff when we keep coming back for the subliminal messaging

lol

Best comment I've seen on this channel so far :D

( (tortoise) )

"Remember to take the pills, honey!"

*Lenny face*

That’s what she said

@@noobslayerxxx nah you be TWEAKIN

@@noobslayerxxx beat me to it

SO EIN FEUERBALL J U N G E !

That would have ruined the joke

I KNOW RIGHT I WAS THINKING THAT

would you mind sendimg me the blueprints? i have hit a roadblock and it now refuses to cause a fissile

nukes don't get you on the list. posting "acetone peroxide" does.

@@Ass_of_Amalek what's that. Don't want to look it up myself.

This is honestly the best version of this comment I've seen.

Of course I want to build a nuke. Who doesn't? Imagine how much you can sell it for. What's the point in using them? They make more money intact. It's a black market item. For real. Legit.

I mean i learned how to bild one in school. So it probably doesn’t put you on a list.

Sh*t that's a clever queto.

That's because mice don't have opposable thumbs

@@ryanrobinson2293 duh

- Sun Tzu

If that mouse (A) had the single largest collection of cheese known to mice-dom (B) had enough knowledge to KNOW that it indeed possessed the most cheese of any mouse alive and (C) wanted to be the sole male that females would propagate with, then yes. eventually it would invent a mouse trap. (not likely one as effective as a human one, but still)

by that logic then what abt covid during 2020

any shockwave is it? otherwise it is blow of wind? anyway that blow is blow, can be named shockwave

whats up checkmark

Didn’t expect to see you here… Shouldn’t you be debunking the Kalam or something 😉

With nuclear snow i assume

@@jpe1 haha, I needed a break, good sir!

Litttt to see you here!!!

Bo(m)burnham?

@@TapDat52K based burnham

If I have to learn how to build a bomb on the internet, I'd choose exurb1a without losing a breath

Which power ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz!

here's a tip for straining pasta here's a 9-year-old who died

Ha funny

"We're too lazy... but now you've shown us how easy it is!"

😂😂🤣

*kill montage music starts*

Unfortunately

Sadly yes

Yeehaw 🤠

time to start a stick collection :) *AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

gosh... will probably not age as long as I'm alive. :[

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@@octaviohernandez2846 so is it true?

Yea

@@octaviohernandez2846 Like it was definitely that bad. I want to be skepticall because I like this guy. You sure?

@@comradekat6394 no they aren’t true. The accusations have been debunked, he was in a relationship with a verbally abusive ex who filled a report on him bc she was jealous and she lost the court case

dw dude i got you off the list, your a free man

😂😂

“Do you want to explode?” Dr.Nefario

I like him, but he's also a sexual abuser... So I'm at this weird side of things where I like his work but I don't like the person anymore

Why yes I would love to explode :D

@@sockthief9138 dr.nefario?

He Were born on the watchlist

@@milvus7392 Finally someone peaks an interest in me.

I literally thought the same thing when I clicked on it 🤣🤣🤣

@@michac3796 I feel so wanted now ❤️

@@kylejarmolych5100 me too bro no cap

It's catchy but somewhat sensational and wrong.

@@TheBard1999 elaborate pls

@@fuckamitheonlysaneone7426 Stop spamming

What does it even mean

@@NETIERRAS it's me being pedantic, but you can't wage a world war with "stone age" technology. Generally though I think the video is just disturbing viewers and thouches the topic on very shallow level. There's no elaboration on what we could do about to reduce risk of nuclear war or MAD. It, like many other videos like it, removes use of nukes on Japan from the general situation at the time. It's like someone just discovered that nuclear weapons exist and read the wikipedia article about them.

give them a reason by after watching this downloading tor and getting a vpn just to make anyone who may be watching shit their pants

@@danjames8314 you're an odd man

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That moment you steal knowingbetter's comment 4 hours after he commented it

Me too

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Peace through superior firepower. Actually it's very ironic that nukes ended war for the most part

Agreed!

It is also a fitting description of almost all recorded human history from anarchistic viewpoint

That's our mortal coil. Hell is other people.

Well you know what would happen if we didn’t have them right? It would be really easy for other nations to obliterate us without us being able to project a threat that an attack on us would mean the end of them as well.

@@liamnacinovich8232 Yeah, but at this point it's not necessary for countries with large nuclear stockpiles. As far as I'm aware, Russia and the United States, and possibly a few others already have enough of a nuclear arsenal to level the planet by themselves, so just maintain those, attach them to the latest and greatest (and fastest) missiles and you're good. At this point the first country to build a surefire anti-nuke system will have won the race, building more nukes doesn't really mean anything.

@@reformedzoomer I already made a global Anti-Nuke system called E.A.R.T.H, the global government even rewarded me 1B dollars and a hot actress i can marry for saving the world

@@SCRKT007 Ok

nukes are deterrents buddy

if you would like to assist me, i have a model that should be working but refuses to work

no... but you can lie to me right? maybe...

No, I'm a business man. I'm definitely not a cop.

Is that a reference to something? Sounds so familiar…

@@moss6235 Can't you tell by the way that I stand? And I said that I worked in an unmarked van....

@@moss6235 it wasn't meant to be one, no. Lol. Unless you were talking to that other person. That may be one.

Not really since at one point in time the world will end and most likely no human is gonna be alive to see it.

Violence is never the answer Its a question And the answer is *yes*

Peace was always an option

Lethal autonomous weapons (LAWs) are a type of autonomous military system that can independently search for and engage targets based on programmed constraints and descriptions.[1] LAWs are also known as lethal autonomous weapon systems (LAWS), autonomous weapon systems (AWS), robotic weapons, killer robots or slaughterbots.[2] LAWs may operate in the air, on land, on water, under water, or in space. The autonomy of current systems as of 2018 was restricted in the sense that a human gives the final command to attack - though there are exceptions with certain "defensive" systems. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lethal_autonomous_weapon Leading AI experts, roboticists, scientists and technology workers at Google and other companies-are demanding regulation. They warn that algorithms are fed by data that inevitably reflect various social biases, which, if applied in weapons, could cause people with certain profiles to be targeted disproportionately. Killer robots would be vulnerable to hacking and attacks in which minor modifications to data inputs could “trick them in ways no human would ever be fooled.” www.hrw.org/world-report/2020/country-chapters/global-0# Its already here.

Jesus fuck man.

A fat little man

And we will name him Hiroshima

Spicy.

3 days later hes a fat guy

We are all on the FBI watchlist now.

Sí

Everyone is on the list anyway

More like The Mossad; and we all know you don't wanna be there.

If you're not on a list somewhere, you're doing it wrong.

Inlooker well you are bud not me but all Americans are

@@scuddybuddy2271 what?

Except that line was just for dramatic effect as even with 20th century chemistry the discovery of nuclear fission was inevitable and without 20th century chemistry we would have stagnated in the Victorian age.

@@retroflame3104 Also, moral progress =/= scientific progress. In terms of instincts, dispositions, and reactions, we are the same as the prehistoric sticks-and-stones guys. Perhaps culture is a bit better (freedom, human rights and all that). But moral choices depend on other principles than progress.

@@retroflame3104 Not trying to be an asshole or anything, but could you elaborate?

Thinking about it with surrealism, it just makes me laugh. Imagine a bunch of people in suits, politicians, hitting eachother with sticks they found in a forest. Not because WW3 destroyed the world or anything, but because the general consensus decided that that is how governments will be forced to fight their little wars, the People having no part in them.

well... the fact that WW4 **IS** fought is reassuring

imma start gathering sticks and stones

No internet!!!!!

*Cut to me holding my nuclear powered stone launcher made of wood, because we figured out that it’s actually super efficient*

Shine bright like a star 😉

Shining from radioactive contamination, yay!

Don't forget to tell everyone to gather round first so they can get a clear look!

Like that kid who actually built a nuclear generator for a scout assignment

I think you mean it's your time to glow.

I agree

yeah, but British though :/

@@cgv9234 could be worse, he could be American

Posh British accents.

All of us use swears tho, A lot more than Americans lol

Damn, that's deep

@@awuuwa its a play on words. "right" means "to be correct" but it is also a direction. "left" can mean "what remains after an event" but it too, happens to be a direction. not a lot of depth to this, honestly.

@@snufs yeah

@@awuuwa it's quite a clever joke. Right is the side opposite to left, but it means even the correct side, the just side in an argument. Left is the opposite side of right, but even the past participle of the verb "to leave": in this case, it means who survived, who is still there. So, the quote jokes about left & right as the two opposite sides and who is correct and has managed to be still alive after the catastrophe.

​@@awuuwa The winning of a war does not itself mean that the victors were morally justified in their entering the war, or for engaging in the war in the way that they did. The process of war itself (battles, air raids, and so on) is not related to morality (who is right) in any way, it merely kills some people and not others (determining who is left) In short, war isn't *in itself* an expression of morality, but instead an expression of power. Although Bertrand Russell put it better above.

@Sasha Lemay there is no button for that, but welcome to a nuclear wonderland of good ol' human stupidity.

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Correction: _wOuLd yOu LiKe tO?_

It's weird to see so few people that have actually thought "I mean if I were the one to launch the bombs I could brag for a full second to be the one that ended humanity as it is, and that sounds cool"

Seriously. A handheld Nuclear Sniper Rifle would be sick. Or giant nuclear powered Gundam. :O

News caster: This just in, Florida man blows himself and all of Miami to smithereens

@@TapDat52K What do you imagine when you say nuclear sniper rifle?

I know how. Want a hand?

@@Cam-ej1cu *How did you find out I live in Florida-*

I think Russians call it 'Fatherland'

I ummed and erred about the order here for ages. Not even joking, I just flipped a coin in the end

It's not polite to address the inbreeding, Vito....

@@Exurb1a 😂

and germany is called the fatherland, thus making poland the child in a divorce

the supplies are on my amazon wishlist

Probably clippy

@@hansdado Then you are on another list lol

just become president and make peace

Until everyone’s says “I’ll get rid of my nukes when you get rid of yours” and then nobody trust anyone because if you get rid of your nukes and your enemy doesn’t the can blackmail you with their nukes.

@@sleepy150k I really wish it was that easy tbh

@@sleepy150k Oh you sweet summer child...

“This will not happen again, but just in case, make hundreds more”

@@gary4014 Thousands. Counting Russia and China only.

@@HanSolo__ when they first started it would’ve only been in the hundreds

@@HanSolo__ China does not have a lot of nukes compared to USA and Russia

also the governments : let's build nuclear shelters for ourselves, who cares if our tax livestock dies as long the enemy's tax livestock also dies

Well... is he wrong?

@@timepineapple5978 pretty bad but worse, stupid.

@@jessebianchi2631 now, are we stupid because we are bad or are we bad because we are stupid?

@@nhae0 pretty bad but toss stupid in the mix and it gets worse.

Reiterated knowledge for views

no it doesn't. We can deal with them just fine

@@AverageAlien obviously you missed 4:27 in the video. We cannot handle them. Excuse this poor metaphor but just because I didn't stab you with a knife doesn't mean I'm dealing with it fine. I'm holding it to your neck but it's ok because I haven't cut you yet? Clearly your logic is flawed

@@topdawgpaps5665 your metaphor has no bearing on reality

@@AverageAlien *And you have no basic comprehension skills so what’s the dam difference ?*

this is reference to "The End of Eternity", I. Asimov

Remember to use lithium-6 for the second stage or it won't work

@@Misha-dr9rh Ah. Right. That’s where I kept going wrong.

how is this at the top w 53 likes

How is Iran nowadays?

@@PapiCthulu2 we doing well buddy , how u?

W Thorium. Shitty for going boom, good for electricity.

i have tremendous hatred for that waste of flesh

@@TS-jm7jm Henry “Vietnam was pointless so ima subvert every gain America made but I staunchly support all Middle East interventions because that benefits my people” Kissinger.

@@kekistanimememan170 oh i dont care about nam or the arab places, i hate him for how he screwed Rhodesia over

@@TS-jm7jm BrUuUuUh

@@TS-jm7jm based.

What in the world of fuck 11 years ago ?????!?

If you make a kinetic bombardment designed to cause a massive flammable dust storm, it could feasibly burn down the Amazon rainforest.

I'm already on a terrorist watchlist. :O

We shall work together to find humanity’s salvation😂

indeed, nuclear-bomb chad zoomer list me.

Then it's hilarious

r/cursedcomments

Decimating a city wouldn't be that bad its happen a whole lot already I think you used the word wrong

A hypersonic missile is an ICBM.

And virtually every country has a hypersonic missile.

i would opt for giant lasers

@@dylanjackson7325 actually that is pratical

@@seanhartnett79 yee haw

And it’s always easy to enjoy :D

U mean like his court case and abuse? ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-T0rS5LvdFa4.html

Yeah sometimes u get a piece of shit instead of a chocolate, he needs to man up and adress the allegations the sad alchoholic

Experiment A for example

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