Some Music Has The Dumbest Lyrics. Dry Bar Comedy

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Some music has the dumbest lyrics and the comedians of Dry Bar Comedy have definitely taken notice. In this Dry Bar Comedy compilation all about stupid song lyrics the Dry Bar Comedy comedians discuss some the dumbest song lyrics they have ever heard, or maybe misheard. Whether you're someone who never listens to lyrics, or you're someone who loves the lyrics to song this Dry Bar Comedy compilation is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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@michaelthomas1843 2 года назад

I used to embarrass my daughter when she was around 14. I had a two hour commute so I used to memorize some of her music. When her GF's were in the car, I would sing along to the Spice Girls and watch her and her friends expressions...lol

@carolannroberts 2 года назад

Best. Father. Ever.

@markobegus 2 года назад

You should do this TODAY she will love you for it!...don't have a daughter but I cannot wait to embarrass my 13-year-old niece like this...got it planned already! hahah

@stinarogers4262 2 года назад

I used to get down to baby got back in front of my kids friends whenever my kids would piss me off... best punishment EVER

@ShadowDemon_4 2 года назад

I may not be a parent but I think it's basically required to embarrass your children at this point, Lol.

@jayboogie7956 2 года назад

Just keep in mind....some kids turn into serious terrorists/killers due to this form of hazing and "embarrassment harassment". Tread lightly.

@flucheaux 2 года назад

“I’ll get over you, I know I will. I’ll pretend my shit’s not stinkin’…”🎶 25 yrs later I realized they were saying “ship’s not sinking”. 🙄

@nannerl6243 2 года назад

Oh that's bad..LOL

@gailburk1523 2 года назад

Omg...i am dying over here, i think your lyrics are waaaay better!😂😂😂

@3girliez617 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@apriladelewhyte 2 года назад

Lol your way is more true to life.

@suzanneritter8001 Год назад

I spat out my wine reading this! Red wine. Fortunately I snorted it up my nose and swallowed most of the nasty backwash and no red wine hit the carpet! Too funny!

@RCGshakenbake Год назад

Seeing Kevin Farley up there sends chills up my spine. He looks just like his brother. RIP Chris.

@darrylh547 Год назад

Honestly I had no clue Chris even had a brother, I thought it was a cheap attempt to get clicks. But yes looks so much like him.

@fenixphire84 Год назад

Sounds like him too 😢

@makemarker Год назад

Same body movements too

@oppothumbs1 Год назад

Coast to coast Chris Farley to Kevin, big western men..

@brandonhallmagic6162 Год назад

Yeah? So did Gallagher’s brother. How did that turn out?

@EPICSOUNDTRAX Год назад

This guy made me feel amazing. I am not an American and I was beating myself very hard for not understanding the lyrics and it turned out many native speakers cannot understand the lyrics too. Thank you.

@junglemoose2164 9 месяцев назад

Many of aren't good at hearing lyrics correctly. I haven't heard lyrics correctly since 1997.

@TheWatcher-kv8jx 9 месяцев назад

Yeah, well don't beat yourself up over the (British) Rolling Stones, either. Jagger was born with marbles in his mouth.

@MrSuganutz 2 месяца назад

Salt water under the fridge.

@globetrekker86 2 года назад

* Guy breaks up with his girl * : “I can see clearly now. Lorraine is gone.”🎶 * Same guy, regretful, years later *: “I wanna know, have you ever seen Lorraine?” 🎶

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 2 года назад

That's hiliarious! 🤣

@Kinseliplier 2 года назад

is that really what he says in the song? I thought he was saying "I can see clearly now the rain is gone". it sounds more like this and this makes more sense.

@sirensatnight4463 2 года назад

I can see all popsicles in my way . . .

@Kinseliplier 2 года назад

@@sirensatnight4463 I can see clearly now the parade has gone. I can see all the floats in my way.

@jeremysmithers6119 2 года назад

Keith Whitley- “I’m no stranger to Lorraine”

@rustyaxelrod 2 года назад

I had a buddy who thought “two tickets to paradise” was “two chickens to paralyze”. Love Eddie’s music but I never heard that song the same again!

@beatlesrgear 2 года назад

🤣😂🤣 Eddy Money was the kind of guy who probably get up on stage and actually sing that just for fun if you told him that's what your friend thought he was singing 😅

@rustyaxelrod 2 года назад

@@beatlesrgear - He put on a great show and seemed like a good guy. I saw him on the Life for the Taking tour about 1982ish in Las Cruces NM. Even went back stage after the show. I saw another video describing him as stingy and cheap but I didn’t pick up on that in the few minutes we talked with him. This show was on a holiday weekend and they didn’t sell a lot of tickets, Eddie came out and asked the crowd if they wait a few minutes to reset the stage for a party. They turned up the lights and moved the stage to the end of the venue, right up near the hand rail of the upper seating and everybody seemed to have a great time, including Eddie and the band, they were really “on” that night. I don’t remember his name but they had the left handed guy on guitar that night, excellent player and killer tone. All the songs that night had a good, rockin edge to them, Life for the Taking was even longer than the album version and was particularly hard. Gimme some Water, Can’t Keep a good Man Down… Good memory! My buddy screwin up the lyrics was a few years later. When we corrected him he said “ yea, I always thought that was a messed up thing to write a song about”. Lol

@gregorszurnicki41 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@audoremus 2 года назад

This made me laugh harder than the video

@christinerobbins9376 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣 This reminded me of an interview with Ozzy Osbourne, where he said : "I used to think Purple Haze by Jimmi Hendrix went 🎶 Excuse me, while I kiss this guy🎶 😂🤣😂🤣

@richardwarren1718 Год назад

Hearing your five-year-old daughter in the back seat jamming to Aretha singing "we going riding on the freeway of love in a pink-eye-hat."😂

@DorothyTurner-yo9sz Год назад

I was visiting my daughter in Utah when the hokey-pokey lyricist passed away. There was a Mormon church across the street. I was sitting on the porch reading, enjoying the day when my two dozen identical vehicles pulled into the parking lot Out of each vehicle came six people, all boys from one half, all girls from the other, they all stood quietly for a few moments and then out of the church building came the hokey-pokey song over a loudspeaker They all danced the hokey-pokey, bowed to each other afterwards, went to their respective vehicles, got in them and drove off. I wish I’d had my phone with me and could’ve recorded that. It was kind of mind blowing.

@mariabunch3541 10 дней назад

That is the most bizarre thing I have ever heard of… And I am a Mormon…. So I assume you are joking… Good one.

@42ayla 2 года назад

I remember my grandfather complaining about my music being so repetitive. He wasn't real happy when I pointed out the chorus to one of his favourite songs was 'I'm going to leave old Durham town. I'm going to leave old Durham town. I'm going to leave old Durham town, and that leavin's really getting me down." Apparently that was different.

@scabscerte 2 года назад

Every blues song sounds like the singer has short term memory loss.

@neptunesotherdaughter7119 2 года назад

ALWAYS IS.

@christinerobbins9376 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@christinagomez5079 2 года назад

Lol, it always is certainly different, no apparently about it.

@1vtmom966 2 года назад

Cool! My mind sang "And the leavin's really getting me down".

@LC-le9ew 2 года назад

No one can convince me that the lyrics aren’t “Secret Asian man.”

@SoManyRandomRamblings 2 года назад

I so have to tell my S.O. that one. 😂

@gregb6469 2 года назад

In You Only LIve Twice that's what he became!

@carolannroberts 2 года назад

They are on the Jackie Chan movie …forget the name…The Neighbor I think or something like it

@carolannroberts 2 года назад

Btw. He played a Secret Asian Man, lol!

@BornToPun7541 2 года назад

I actually used to think it was "Secret Aging Man"!

@glasswingbutterfly Год назад

From a similar site about hard to hear lyrics, someone wrote that growing up, he always thought Billy Joel's song,"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning." was actually "We didn't start the fire. It was always burning, said the worst attorney." That one hit my funny bone and I couldn't stop laughing. That would be an awful defense against an arson charge.

@mikeychrisanthus9948 Год назад

2:32 That “every song from 1950” bit made me think of way more examples than I was expecting.

@ryankelly9032 Год назад

He was actually singing the beginning to Blue Moon. But many other songs from that era have that sound.

@aylbdrmadison1051 9 месяцев назад

Popular music is most often basic because not everyone has the ears of a musician. I'll never forget one time my "prog/artrock" band opened up for a top 40 cover band, and the audience consisted of about 30 people who came to see them, plus our two roadies. After each of our songs there was a smattering of polite clapping, but the stomping and cheering from the headline band backstage drowned out the audience.🤣😂🤣

@kathleenredick275 22 дня назад

Who put the bop in the bop de bop de bop? Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong? 😂

@billycarrier6132 2 года назад

I guy I used to work for thought it was funny that he use to think Mick Jagger was singing I'll never be your pizza burning instead of "I'll never be your beast of burden." Don't think I will ever forget that.

@jenyork23 2 года назад

My friend on a road trip with me: "I been through the desert on a horse with no legs..."

@gailburk1523 2 года назад

Lol, that would have been a whole different kind of hell😬😂😂

@RepentfollowJesus Год назад

Oh my word. I loved America. But no legs. How did they get through the desert? Lol I would pay money to know what he was picturing in his mind !

@exothermal.sprocket Год назад

I've heard of a horseless carriage, but a legless horse.....

@ConservativeHippie001 Год назад

😂😂😂

@robadams5799 Год назад

🤣

@chrisjaybecker 10 месяцев назад

My favorite misheard lyrics include Johnny Rivers, "Secret Asian Man" and the Creedence classic, "There's a bathroom... on the right."

@kathleenredick275 22 дня назад

OMG! Those are hilarious.

@KetaKat-gv3xi 21 день назад

🤣🤣🤣

@blackeneddove 16 дней назад

Secret Asian Man is always how I sung it when I was little, and when I found out later on that it was wrong, I decided that I still liked my version better. 😂

@John-jd7mm 10 дней назад

My job was to check size of gears "Secret Gagen' Man!"

@LukeZwarteVacht 2 года назад

I was driving with my nephew one day and heard him singing, "I'm blue, I believe I'm a guy, I believe I'm a guy, I believe I'm a guy."

@zookey9724 2 года назад

He not wrong it do sound like that 😂

@gregorszurnicki41 2 года назад

🤷‍♂️

@thomasarussellsr 2 года назад

Song?

@LukeZwarteVacht 2 года назад

@@thomasarussellsr Blue

@dalek_groot4486 2 года назад

If i was green I would die

@Youtuber5775- 2 года назад

Peter Gabriel’s song “big time,” helped me so much. My little boy thought it said “pee time” so he would run to the toilet to go. Then it became poop time and he was potty trained! 😜😂🤣

@wesleytownsend8214 2 года назад

You are brilliant! I’d like to time travel back about 12 years for my grandson and try that! I wish you the very best!

@bobstadelmayer8402 2 года назад

You got to fight...for your right...to potty!

@nostradamus7648 2 года назад

Don't get too excited. That's the same kid picking out your nursing home.

@fluidikons 2 года назад

It's even got encouraging lines like "I'm on my way I'm making it.."🤣🤣

@design_is_my_jam8823 2 года назад

@@fluidikons 😂😂😂

@jimthar17 4 месяца назад

An old friend of mine used to sing the lyrics to "We got the beat" by the Go-Go's as "We got big feet" and I, and now you, will never hear it the same again. You're welcome.

@user-bn7bk5mw4s 2 месяца назад

This was the only song my high school band could play. No lie. My friend and I used to sing "my dogs in heat my dog's in heat Yeah! My dog's in heat!"😂😂

@brianbrock5257 8 дней назад

How about Creedence Bad Moon Rising...."There's a bathroom on the right!"

@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST Год назад

Dogs in the front porch Chickens in the yard Everybody's out there Working so hard 😄

@theREALchubert76 2 года назад

"Slash her tires and move on." 🤣🤣🤣

@Robin-fx3bn 5 месяцев назад

@psefti Год назад

My husband thought Jim Croce was singing “ meaner than a drunk outlaw” it was “ meaner than a junk yard dog”

@LornaEGL Год назад

That's actually a great lyric!

@lizhowerton895 6 месяцев назад

Those both work!😊

@aethelred9781 20 дней назад

What? it isn't "junkyard dog"? Mind blown.

@sherisouth5963 18 дней назад

@@aethelred9781 it *is* "junkyard dog." Her husband thought it was "drunk outlaw."

@shirleyann3344 Год назад

I was 9 years old when “Love will keep us together” by Captain & Tenille was released. I always thought the lyrics, “ Young and beautiful But someday your looks will be gone! When the others turn you off, Who'll be turning you on?,” was “But someday your lips will be gone!” 😂😂😂 To this day that’s how I still sing it 😁

@EffSharp 2 месяца назад

Best misheard lyric ever: “every time you go, you take a piece of meat with you.”

@jaymartin4166 2 года назад

Weird Al made a career from doing this.

@jeffrichards1537 2 года назад

Weird Al is a God among men when it comes to music comedy.

@brandi8040 2 года назад

Weird Al is a genius. 🙏

@Somegirl811 2 года назад

Yes!!! Weird Al forever!

@RondTripp 2 года назад

My fave!

@Primalxbeast 2 года назад

That's different because he's intentionally funny. 😀

@HAUNTED-DOLL 2 года назад

As a child I was a little disturbed whenever I'd hear Kenny Rogers sing, "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. With four hungry children and a crotch that won't heal..."

@jamesboyle2750 2 года назад

For me it was always 400 children

@kathleenbutler4602 2 года назад

🤣😂

@andreakaniecki7250 2 года назад

I’m dying that explains so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@vickyadams523 2 года назад

🤣

@bigfoot4000 2 года назад

Four hundred children that crapped in the field.

@dodgermkz Год назад

To this day I still hear “I’m not talkin’ ‘bout the linen…” in the song “I’d Really Love to See You Tonight” by England Dan and John Ford Coley. 😂

@rogersikorski3794 Год назад

Goddamn, I always thought that too.

@riverraisin1 Год назад

It took me 30 years to figure out what he was saying.

@timz7548 10 месяцев назад

And I don't want to change your lights

@LymanPhillips Месяц назад

I'm not talking about Millennium...

@ericwalker8636 Год назад

"Sweet Child Of Mine" ~ "...and pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by." When does thunder do ANYTHING quietly, Axl?

@goobs3988 Год назад

That’s on you. Axl was praying for a miracle.

@robshepherd3782 Год назад

Ripped off from a song by an Australian band. Look it up on here. Sweet child of mine original.

@robshepherd3782 Год назад

Australian Crawl. Thats the bands name.

@kingcarrot6355 Год назад

It O' mine captain 😂😂

@johnnye87 Год назад

You mean, that memory of wishing as a scared child that the scary thing would go away was.... IRRATIONAL??? I think you've blown this case wide open

@ViewThis. 2 года назад

"Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again !" Ahhh the 70's cocaine fueled disco lyrics.

@grandmalovesmebest 2 года назад

I remember singing that when it first came out. My husband said I must have misunderstood the lyrics.😡

@daybird2 2 года назад

Arthur Treacher once recited that entire song as a poem on the Merv Griffin Show and I laughed until I hurt all over! (think I just dated myself)

@triggerwarning5762 2 года назад

The original was Richard Harris, 1968.

@rort1371 2 года назад

Sometimes lyrics are just meant to paint a vivid picture of a scene in your head. It doesn’t always have to make sense

@angelamillard6418 2 года назад

❤ actual lyrics lol😂

@ret.stockbroker663 2 года назад

Knew a girl in 1980ish when Rupert Holmes's, "Escape", aka (The Pina Colada Song) came out. We were in Jr. High so about 13-14 years old. She swore it said, "If you like beef enchiladas" LMAO still to this day at 55.

@brendatomlinson 3 дня назад

Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 I hope I can remember this!

@claudiaarjangi4914 Год назад

🤦‍♀️🎶 Blinded by the light, Wake up, Revolution, It's a Mormon in the night 🎶 😂

@aethelred9781 20 дней назад

Always heard revved up like a douche another boner in the night lol.

@lorimacattack9270 15 дней назад

See I thought it was “Blinded by the light, rammed up like a douche, another rudder in the night.”

@MiBzAn Год назад

Gosh the family resemblance is strong. I imagine Chris would be enjoying this show immensely. Keep us laughing Kevin ❤️

@bhornannawindeedeigh5007 Год назад

"Those aren't lyrics - you're reading out of a Sears Catalog at this point." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏾

@ChestinysDialed 2 года назад

I remember years ago I had a friend singing Amadeus in the car. Her chorus lyrics were 'Hot potatoes, hot potatoes' Try unhearing that for the rest of your life.

@Hollylivengood 2 года назад

Oh that is rough. I had a friend who would sing out Are you bringing in the shives to Steely Dan's Reeling in the Years. I understand your pain.

@SakuraMoonflower 2 года назад

I CACKLED, I LOVE MONDEGREENS! XD

@kaliefaul1905 2 года назад

My dumbass used to think that Nirvana sang: *Ugly mask on a banana* *A potato in a Speedo* I was a strange kid. 😂

@seanwilkinson7431 2 года назад

I was also a huge fan of Wolfgang Hot Potatoes Mozart as a kid. Rock me, Hot Potatoes!

@Thi-Nguyen 2 года назад

OMG! You guys are KILLING ME! I am trying SO HARD right now not to laugh too loud! My other half is sleeping - has to work tomorrow and I’m retired. I’m always up late watching comedy on RU-vid but the messed up lyrics in this one is just killing me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@marygrant882 2 года назад

Kenny Rogers, You picked a fine time to leave me you seal. Abba, Dancing Queen young and sweet only seven teeth.

@robadams5799 Год назад

"Only seven teeth." That's HYSTERICAL! '🤣

@jzinser-mandala9117 Год назад

@@robadams5799. ‘you seal” is pretty funny too. Isn’t hat song called Lucille?

@justinbarnes5498 Год назад

400 children with a crop in the field.....

@The_Infamous_Boogyman Год назад

Does he really say "you seal"? The hell does that mean?

@youropionmattersnot Год назад

Picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel....

@DonMachado 10 месяцев назад

It really is, "Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night."😁

@wendischeer3609 Год назад

My oldest daughter used to sing, “Like a silly can holder” instead of “Like the ceiling can’t hold us.” 😂 My middle daughter sang, “You can call me green bean” for “You can call me queen bee” on Royals by Lourdes. The best was best friend, in HS we loved Metallica and we were cruising around one night when she belted out, “Nupa joined this earth and quickly he said dude!” From the song The Forgiven.” The actual lyrics are, “New blood joins this earth, and quickly he’s subdued.” 😂😂😂

@karenlowes7802 2 года назад

My dad used to offer to drive me to school and then he'd roll down the window and sing loudly while I sank to the floor with embarrassment!

@chrisbailey518 2 года назад

That's good parenting

@dewalt4594 2 года назад

Wow , you got a ride to school ? That must of been nice in the bad weather . A few kids I went to school with didn't even know who their dad was. You sound like a very lucky person Karen . You should call your dad and tell him thanks

@linoleluminum2017 2 года назад

" i'd catch a grenade for her " "prove it son" ... best reply

@rsnak3803 5 месяцев назад

😊

@mirrorneurongirl 10 месяцев назад

Up until two years ago I thought the lyrics were "all the boys think she's a spaz, she's got Betty Davis eyes"

@TakaComics Год назад

I remember finding a website of misheard lyrics that people would send in, and the one that always stayed in my head was that classic Aerosmith song… “Lovin’ an alligator!”

@dinaghikas7933 Год назад

Was it kissthisguy? I loved that website.

@kenwittlief255 Год назад

slow talking Walter, the Fire Engine Guy

@timothyhodges8374 Месяц назад

The Beatle’s “She’s go a chicken to ride”

@buckbuchanan4902 2 года назад

My brother used to think Journey was singing "So now I've come to you, with broken arms", until I explained it was "with open arms." And I used to honestly think that Elton John was singing "hold me closer, Tony Danza", until I learned it was actually Tiny Dancer.

@sonofadeadbeat3051 2 года назад

Tiny Dancer was a cover up. He WAS singing Tony Danza.

@colleenhonderich1598 2 года назад

Oh, that's too funny!

@michaelmerck7576 2 года назад

With Elton he probably wished it was Tony Danza

@joannaneale9816 2 года назад

Watch the head lice on the highway

@scottbilger9294 2 года назад

I thought a line in Rocket Man was "turning out abuse for near as long"

@terri348 2 года назад

My grand daughters watched a movie STRANGE MAGIC. I sang along to every single song. The oldest looked at me and asked, "how many times you watch this movie?" She doesn't know it's songs I listened to when I was a teenager!

@dougiequick1 Год назад

I loved when a band my kids liked covered an old song and then they were amazed my wife and I would sing along...but then there were songs WE thought were new back in the day that were also just covers

@angelbear_og Год назад

Reminds me of when my eldest niece was about 10 or so, I was driving her somewhere and Styx's Mr. Roboto came on the radio. I started singing along and her eyes went wide as saucers and she exclaimed, "How do you know this song!" Honey, it was the first cassette tape of my own that I bought -- when it came out!

@marthabowman5933 Год назад

@@angelbear_ogl

@KJ-kn2ph Год назад

I had friend in High School who thought Paul Simon's song "Kodachrome" lyric, "I got a Nikon camera I love to take a photograph" was actually "I got a knife in grandma, I love to take a photograph".

@johnheath4305 Год назад

Walk this Way = Walter Sway

@krtyrgrl 22 дня назад

I loved the song, but thought he was wearing a coat of chrome....

@NoName-fx9zi Год назад

My wife thought "I Got My Mind Set On You" by George Harrison said "Back Up, I Might Sit On You." 🤔

@globetrekker86 2 года назад

Lady Falone. Lady Falone. I’ve got two chickens, a pair of dice! 🎶 Mondegreens (misheard lyrics) are priceless!

@suziephillips2320 2 года назад

Years ago I went to a club with a girl I worked with. The DJ started playing a song by Bananarama called Venus. Except she had never caught the title. She starts singing at the top of her lungs, "Well, I'm your penis, I'm your fire, At your desire!" I said um, it is called Venus, so you just got one word wrong there. Right in the middle of the song, we had a blackout as it was a storm outside. She was still singing along and right when the lights went out, she yelled, Well I'm your penis... Every person in the bar started to laugh!!

@sherryczerniejewski1850 2 года назад

That song was originally recorded by a group Shocking Blue in 1968. I've always thought they used "Venus" in the lyrics because in those days you couldn't say "penis" in a song or on the radio

@beatlesrgear 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

@3dove37 2 года назад

😃😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@celizabethteal1444 2 года назад

🤣

@christacooper140 2 года назад

God you just finished the lyrics for me I sing a song just to make people laugh and instead of she's got it I sing she farted yeah baby she farted she came from Venus gagged on your penis yeah she farted

@ProgrammedForDamage Год назад

The first time my brother heard Bill Wither's 'Ain't No Sunshine' was in the car with my parents. My dad switch the radio channel right in the middle of the "I know, I know" part and my brother said, "Aww I wanted to hear what he knew!"

@PeBoVision Год назад

Mine was always the song Guantanamera. Had a friend that swore it was "One ton tomata, I wanna one ton tomata...". As a result I always sing that lyric when I hear the song. One day at the office that song came on the radio so I sang out my friend's lyrics. A co-worker told me to do something anatomically impossible . I swung around, not understanding what I had done. She was wearing a bright red jumpsuit. She refused to believe my story and that it was not directed at her. She quit a week later. another... Don't go around tonight, Well it's bound to take your life, There's a bathroom on the right. (sorry)

@user-pl9wo2hn6p День назад

Love it 😂

@TexasLadyS 2 года назад

When I was a teen in the early 80’s, my grandmother loved my music! Mostly The Bee Gees were her favorites. Every time I played their music she would get up and dance!

@bethclark8088 2 года назад

My daddy absolutely loves The Bee Gees. I love them too. I was born in 87 lol my Mama was a teen when she had me.

@mikemcleroy8265 2 года назад

That’s a cool grandma!

@d.taygray1250 2 года назад

Love love love The Bee Gees. In fact I have their greatest hits in the cd player in my car right now. 😄❤️🎶

@RepentfollowJesus 2 года назад

My grandma lived Turn The Page by Bob Seger.

@randomchipfat937 2 года назад

My grandmother was deaf

@andytomblin2676 2 года назад

My son, aged 4, had a slight speech impediment and I will never forget hearing him innocently sing "play dat futtin musit white boy".

@Yougaljuboja 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@luigi-time5004 Год назад

*America*

@josephsolowyk7697 Год назад

Slight? 😂

@MammalianCreature Год назад

@@luigi-time5004 Weebs

@aqua6613 Год назад

I think at 4 pretty much everyone sounds like they have a slight speech impediment...it's called childhood 😆

@humanbeing1429 Год назад

Reminds me of the Japanese dude requesting a song on the radio. He wanted the song "Yamaha Yamaso" And after multiple attempts to make the DJ understand his request, he hummed the tune and turns out it was supposed to be the song with the correct words being "You're my heart, You're my soul" And yesss, that's right! that's the song. Now sing along if you like it.

@John-jd7mm 10 дней назад

Do you mean the song: Which way are you goin', Billy? The Poppy Family

@lencranston8183 4 месяца назад

20:25 Absolutely the nicest Figured Maple guitar top I've ever seen on video !! "I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone" cracked me up ! Thank you, Guitar Man, Jason Love.

@vivianchase-williams8508 2 года назад

On my way home from work the female DJ came on and she could barely breathe she was laughing so hard. She said someone called in and requested “There’s a Bathroom on the Right” instead of “There’s a Bad Moon on the Rise.” To this day when I hear the song I sing there’s a bathroom on the right😂

@kenmclemore523 Год назад

Of course... KDM

@eunique4819 Год назад

OMG - I will never get that out of my head

@GeckoHiker Год назад

That IS the name of the song. I was a teenager when that came out, and we never got to look up the lyrics on the internet. So what they said is what it was.

@johnnicolette9919 Год назад

Funny thing is there is a live album where John Fogerty actually sings the line 'there's a bathroom on the right'

@cnault3244 Год назад

Reminded me of the group National Velvet and their song "Sex Gorilla". The song was actually called Sasparilla, but when they were starting to become popular at night clubs & smaller venues they kept getting requests shouted to do "Sex Gorilla" so they just went with taht and changed the title of the song and just said sex gorilla in stead of sasparilla.

@oldrrocr 2 года назад

AT 10:50, I SPIT OUT MY COFFEE!🤣 the thought of my wife twerking in front of the kids and grandkids... GOLD!

@GoldenMarky Год назад

"We have identified the body but we're not sure who the name is" well done man well done

@angelagilliland5659 Год назад

When one of our daughter's were little she would be watching the cartoon the jetsons. She would be singing along with the theme song. Every time they got to the part that said Jane his wife she would say Jane is right. She is now 40 and it still makes me laugh to this day.

@KRAFTWERK2K6 2 года назад

Missheard Lyrics are the greatest thing Pop Music is giving us. In Germany we are often referring to those type of songs as "Agathe Bauer" songs, which has its origin to that Snap! song "the Power" from 1989 where you always hear that shout "I GOT THE POWA!" but someone somewhere heard the name"Agathe Bauer!" instead. And so the whole thing basically became the name for a genre of missheard lyrics. I even recall someone mentioning he heard in Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In The Wall pt.2" the line "the dogs are handsome in the classroom" instead of "no dark sarcasm in the classroom".

@denalinde 2 года назад

I always heard “no doctor has them in the classroom”

@abbymorel4925 Год назад

There's a website dedicated to misheard lyrics: "kissthisguy". (Based on whats-is-pickle's "Kiss the sky", misheard to "kiss this guy")

@loris6341 2 года назад

That B.O.B. "Nothin' on You" line: "Baby you the whole package plus you pay your taxes".... Classic.

@sueware8377 Год назад

My niece came home from church one Sunday and I asked her what she did and how it went...she said her favorite part is when they were singing...I asked what song...she replied: "Gladly, the cross-eyed bear"! Made Jesus grin, no doubt!

@kobayashi.official Год назад

When I was a kid and we’d confess our sins in church and say “I am heartily sorry for them” I always thought we were saying “I am hardly sorry for them.” XD gives it quite a different meaning! Pretty sure Jesus thought it was adorable.

@simonsmith1974 Год назад

This comment made my year.

@ceruleanblue09 Год назад

@@kobayashi.official Oh my goodness! I would say something similar "Oh my God, I'm partly sorry...."! So funny!

@andrewvelonis5940 Год назад

That's an old one.

@MsGbergh Год назад

I thought there was a line in 'He who would true valour see', was 'He first avowed in tent, to be pilgrim.' It gave me an image of a man who turned a hiking and camping holiday, into a pilgrimage. The 23rd psalm confused me. Why were we singing about not wanting the Lord my Shepherd?

@BadPandaRacing Год назад

The iconic resemblance to his brother is so scary he looks identical but yet calm unlike Chris....... Legend

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 2 года назад

My face hurts from laughing about these song lyrics! 😂

@grandmalovesmebest 2 года назад

I'm laughing so hard not only are tears running down my face but my nose is running too! Never knew that could happen!

@anitawindbigler7100 2 года назад

@@grandmalovesmebest same. Even if on older songs, I actually know the lyrics. I've heard so many sing them wrong. Bet they suck if do karaoke. Lol

@ShadowFoxSF 2 года назад

They were all amazing.

@kathrynb4683 2 года назад

It's called laugh face🤣😂

@santosmadrigal3702 Год назад

I saw a T shirt that said : what if the hokey pokey was really what it's all about .

@joshuablack8221 2 года назад

All Pearl Jam songs sound like my drunk uncle singing in the garage 😂

@rorschach4391 2 года назад

Evenflow!!!

@tophernuttle420 2 года назад

I'm certain I heard a shabalabadingdong in there fkn somewhere....

@robadams5799 2 года назад

I've been noticing that a disturbing number of singers lately have been sounding like Hootie and the Blowfish--which means they sing like they have a clothespin on their nose.

@lisagulick4144 2 года назад

@@rorschach4391 While i agree about Vetter's enunciation, the song you mention is serious. There's nothing stupid about homeless people with mental problems.

@chriswhite2151 2 года назад

The tunes sound like he is making them up as he is singing them.

@BradB93 Год назад

Everyone is hilarious. But, Brad Upton is just straight up GENIUS!😂

@bakhytgul4457 Год назад

Yep! Watched and rewatched his part :)))

@TracyIce Год назад

I love Brad Upton, should be a lot more popular he deserves it. Never a dull moment listening to his shows!

@thatdamkat Год назад

Yes He Is! ❤😂❤

@gregb8565 6 месяцев назад

Been waiting 2 years since I saw this fir him to visit the Bay Area

@aaronbarlow4376 Год назад

"I wanna reach out and grab you Jay-neee, I know what love ay-is" Dying lol.

@5675492 2 года назад

"I don't think Springsteen liked our Blinded by the Light, 'cos we sang 'wrapped up like a douche', and it wasn't written like that and I screwed it up completely. It sounded like 'douche' instead of 'deuce', 'cos of the technical process - a faulty azimuth due to tape-head angles, and it meant we couldn't remix it. Warners in America said, 'You've got to change 'douche', 'cos the Southern Bible belt radio stations think it's about a vaginal douche, and they have problems with body parts down there.' We tried to change it to 'deuce' but then the rest of the track sounded horrible, so we had to leave it. We just said, 'If it's not a hit, it's not.' But in the end, it was No.1 in America, and so many people came up to us after and said, 'You know why it made No. 1?... Everyone was talking about whether it was deuce or douche.' Apparently Springsteen thought we'd done it deliberately, which we hadn't, so if I ever saw him I'd avoid him and cringe away like a frightened little boy." - Manfred Mann, Record Collector interview (August 2006)

@RepentfollowJesus Год назад

I was with a professional musician for 5 years and it made him crazy every time that song came on. He was " douche? Wrapped up like a DOUCHE???? What the heck does that even mean????" Sadly he passed away before it dawned on me it was a deuce. You have no idea how many times I have wished I could tell him nooo its was deuce like a coup !! He helped me with so many Elton and Beatles songs and introduced me to music I had never heard. I knew loads of old songs from 40s swing to 80s and everything in between. But he pulled some gems out from deep cuts on albums and gave me some new songs to love.

@nancyriggs8170 24 дня назад

Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night.. I sang those lyrics proudly for years.. haha

@krtyrgrl 22 дня назад

It not douch???

@5675492 22 дня назад

@@krtyrgrl I think the actual lines go something like " revved up like a deuce " which is a little difficult to sing and it just came out somehow as " wrapped up like a douche " when they recorded it .

@imakat154 2 года назад

I used to think that the Brian Setzer orchestra lyrics of "You gotta jump, jive, an' then you wail" was "You got a drunk driver in the way".

@aylbdrmadison1051 9 месяцев назад

13:05 What's even more hilarious is the guitarist for the Doobie Brothers was one of the original guitarists for Steely Dan before that, and he recommended the backup singer from Steely Dan who sang backups on that part, to be hired as the lead singer for the Doobie Brothers.🤣 I doubt this guy even knew that, but called it spot on anyway. He can't remember lyrics, but he remembers the sound.

@megeraashley7777 Месяц назад

Miranda Lamberts Fastest girl in town has a line that goes "ain’t your baby." My boyfriend & I had been listening to this song at our local line dancing place for a year in 2013 to 2014 when out of the blue he goes "oh that’s the lyrics. I thought it was ate your baby." Now that’s all I hear when that song pops up.

@ericbartol 2 года назад

Combined, my sister and I had England Dan and John Ford Coley singing "I'm not talking 'bout the linen, and I don't want to change your life, but there's a warm wind blowing the stars around, and I'd really love to see you tonight."

@elisabethseaton6521 2 года назад

I thought it was the Stars are out

@notsoseriousmoonlight 2 года назад

Oh yes, I remember that linen!

@ericbartol 2 года назад

@@elisabethseaton6521 It is. That was my contribution to the mess we made.

@eyeswideopen8570 2 года назад

That's exactly the way I sang it!! This made me laugh so hard!

@MiscMartiniGal 2 года назад

Oh man, one night watching "The Long Kiss Goodnight" I paused when the song started to tell my husband the wrong lyrics I used to sing. And them Samuel did the same! I laughed so hard!

@mcconn746 2 года назад

True Story - There was a Peter, Paul and Mary show. I asked my son to come listen. I told him they were the conscience of our country. Their first song was about a blue frog. He did not say anything but he chuckled a little and gave THAT LOOK. LOL

@ineedanap1085 2 года назад

I had CD I recorded once by the Mamas and Papas. My daughter seen it and asked " who are the Mammas and Pappaws ?😂😂

@kenmclemore523 Год назад

Sooo... when they got to "Puff, the Magic Dragon"? KDM 🤣

@huasaurbana7652 9 месяцев назад

"Life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains.... Growing Like A Weed"... I loved this video thank you for sharing

@hailz9152 7 месяцев назад

“And he says- SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY, so I call her BIG BOOTY..”😂😂

@DarttheLegend 2 года назад

12:35- that is the best and funniest Michael McDonald impression I've ever seen.

@venomousbluefrog 2 года назад

The comedian missed an opportunity there b/c Michael McDonald ALSO does background vocals on the Steely Dan song "Peg"

@robadams5799 Год назад

It's the ONLY Michael McDonald impression I've ever seen.

@MisterBeauJanGels Год назад

VH1 used to have programs full of interview clips by C-listers and D-listers trying to move up the career ladder by showing the world how funny and clever they were. One such program had someone goofing on Michael McDonald by comparing him to Charlie Brown's parents. It might be this same guy for all I remember.

@RepentfollowJesus Месяц назад

He did a better job of pronouncing the words than the original

@gerrym.9354 7 дней назад

...said no one ever.

@shanegroves69420 2 года назад

The hokey pokey joke was the darkest clean joke I've heard until the next one

@Thi-Nguyen 2 года назад

I died laughing before he even started because I immediately knew where it was going. 🤣🤣🤣

@Chanteuse66 Год назад

I can only imagine what it was like when they were trying to put the guy in the casket in the first place!

@lloydcountess2744 Год назад

One of my old bass player singer friends said he used to mistake the lyric"when I needed sunshine I got rain" from I'm a Believer as "when I needed suction on my brain" --!!

@LOVE2Flute Год назад

I love receiving a video from left field and I have to watch it all. This is hilarious! 😅

@Blakeneyd 2 года назад

“Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, the girl with colitis goes byyyyyy....”

@notsoseriousmoonlight 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jonelfilipek7848 2 года назад

You made me spit laugh!

@lauramalek3128 2 года назад

'Cause...you know if she DID....she WOULD go by ....um ....slowly. 😁

@user-np7pq2gy1v 2 года назад

Lol!

@Kaaukuu Год назад

That's awesome! Set it up with, "Name a song about inflammatory bowel disease."

@FattyTwoCool 2 года назад

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought he said "wrapped up like a dousche" lmao.

@rachelsill79 2 месяца назад

Bruce springsteen wrote that song and he still hasn't forgiven them for mispronouncing the lyrics

@maryanneantho4084 Месяц назад

That's always how I sing it 😂

@ghostofcpast8893 Год назад

I always got teary eyed when I would hear " I'm going to take you out in the corn field and kiss you between the ears " and my all-time favorite " if my nose was running money I'd blow it all on you" ..... but itsnot

@John-jd7mm 10 дней назад

Not in a song, but... I thought my food was from Booger King, but it snot...😄

@blackbeardsghost6588 Год назад

"I would do ANYTHING for you . . . but I won't do 'THAT'" What?! WHAT?!

@RyanTrott-t2s 8 дней назад

He won't take a strap-on in the butt worn by her. This was finally admitted by him in an interview. Yes, it's exactly what everyone thinks. It's very hard to find but I speak 100% the truth.

@billycole852 2 года назад

I legit thought in the country song, "Check Yes or No" he was saying, "Jackass in Rome" my mom still laughs about it.

@paulagbt 2 года назад

😆😆😆😆😆😆

@BellaB411 Месяц назад

My husband sings “Check Yasser’s nose. He intentionally messes lyrics up. Drives me nuts.

@evilbob840 2 года назад

I DO actually know those lyrics no one does: "Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night" A deuce is an old slang term for a two seater car -- a roadster.

@melanietoth1376 2 года назад

I was sure it had something to do with douche. Part of the reason I avoided looking it up for ages. I wasnt sure i wanted to know

@evilbob840 2 года назад

@@melanietoth1376 Yeah, it really does sound a lot like that.

@KristenKras 2 года назад

I always thought it was a douche ........

@Fredman2410 Год назад

More precisely, a "deuce" is a 1932 Ford coupe with a V8 - deuce being for the year, not doors. This was a very popular car during the hot rod era.

@CC-bu2gv Год назад

Oh I thought a deuce was a turd. And a runner in the night is when you got food poisoning and you're running to the toilet.

@jeffreyarmstrong506 2 месяца назад

Hold me closer Tony Danza

@donna6376 Год назад

Lol my mother always thought they were singing bow-legged woman 😆😆🤣🤣

@robadams5799 Год назад

Your mother thought who were singing "bow-legged woman"?

@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686 2 года назад

I was 15 before it hit me that the words to the CCR song was "there's a bad moon on the rise" and NOT "there's a bathroom on the right" 😂

@bobok5566 2 года назад

Our youth group actually had a parody of that song completely based on there being a bathroom on the right. 😁

@Clevercat4 2 года назад

My daughter thought the same thing! She was considerably older before I convinced her. We still don't talk about it lol

@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686 2 года назад

@@Clevercat4 😂😂

@shannonvanostran4531 2 года назад

I was 52(today) when I found out!!!😂😂😅

@nicolenichol3820 2 года назад

If it's done as a parody, it could be used as a commercial for immodium or pepto. At least that's how I imagine it🤭🤣

@evenberg8499 2 года назад

"Who put the bomp" by Barry Mann (1961) is probably one of the songs from the era that actually got self irony about its nonsensical lyrics.

@JackF99 Год назад

I love the parallels drawn between country and hip hop. The lyrics run down a laundry list of objects and terms that sell records and they all have to include those in their song to make a hit.

@glenneric1 Год назад

"whatever you do, I'll be two steps behind" back when you could stalk all day. good times. thank you Def Leppard

@angelbear_og Год назад

"Every move you make, every step you take -- I'll be watching you!" From "The Police" haha!!

@pft709 2 года назад

14:20 Shockingly accurate Eddie Vedder impression right here.

@Burnout1997 2 года назад

Owen Benjamin does a great Eddie Vedder as well

@victorianewton2426 2 года назад

I know and its so true

@GinUwin 2 года назад

“Big Ole Chair that I Lie On”.. 🤣 “Big Ole Jet Airliner, don’t carry me too far away.” 45 years and my friends own lyrics still crack me up today! 🥰

@BellaB411 Месяц назад

I used to sing “Bingo, Jed, and Lionel”….someone else I know sang “bingo Jed had a light on.” 😂

@letsrock12345 Год назад

That doobie brothers impression was spot on 🤣

@Alexandra9001 Год назад

As a not native English speaker I often think the problem is inside my brain and ears, so when I misheard one or few words of the song, I come to look for the lyrics on the Internet. To my surprise, sometimes that's not me who is wrong, but rather the lyrics which are fucked up as hell 😂.

@diannef315 Год назад

I feel for the people whose/who's first language isn't English because often English doesn't make sense and the supposed "rules" are only applicable half the time. If you don't believe me try explaining words like lead and led, live, read, red, write, right, hi, high, and the numerous meanings and 2 different pronunciations of bow to a six-year-old. To me, the silliest lyric of all time was "the whippoorwill of freedom" in an Elton John song.

@jamespfitz Год назад

@@diannef315 It's whose, and I can explain that to a six year old to she'll remember it the rest of her life-- already did, 40 years ago with my niece & things like "The Homophone Game." It's fun.

@judahofjudea4601 Год назад

@@diannef315 I'm 37 and I still get tripped up sometimes reading live, not knowing if it's "we're going live in 10 seconds" or "live and let live".

@lynnmaupin-simpson1215 Год назад

Alexandra, as a non native English speaker I marvel at your sentence structure,grammar, spelling and punctuation. I am a native English speaker with a minor in English. I really, really try to remember all that is important when speaking or writing English. When I get stuck, my go to person is from North Korea ( he says Norse Korea). He can spell,write, and communicate perfectly in English. The older I get, the more profound become the inadequacies of our US education system. The state I live in just banned more books. And everyone hears " there's the bathroom on the right" !

@cjheasley5713 Год назад

We are a whole mess

@troytyler9640 2 года назад

Van Hagar: "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time."

@rebeccajones9735 2 года назад

Did Kamala write that?

@derekshuman9806 2 года назад

My 23 year old daughter has laughed about this line since she was in middle school!

@beatlesrgear 2 года назад

@@rebeccajones9735 I know her by her showbiz name: DJ Kamel :)

@seanwilkinson7431 2 года назад

Dr. Dre: "If I slip, then I'm slippin."

@whocares_bear 2 года назад

I always heard it as "Blinded by the light. Wake up like a goose in the middle of the night."

@martytarver4544 2 года назад

Wrapped up like a deuce and a runner in the night… 🤷🏻‍♂️

@certainly2509 2 года назад

@@martytarver4544 What do those lyrics even mean? Lol.

@duckduckgoismuchbetter Год назад

@@certainly2509 it messed me up for ages too. The real lyrics (from memory, having looked them up years ago), are, "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night". The deuce in the song is a reference to a particular 1932 Ford. I think, the same kind of "little deuce coupe" that The Beach Boys sang about. Edited: A Duesenberg, a high-end car from the early 20th century, was nicknamed Duesy.

@certainly2509 Год назад

@@duckduckgoismuchbetter Thanks, now that much more sense now! 👍

@duckduckgoismuchbetter Год назад

@@certainly2509 I corrected it btw, the reference is actually to a Ford. And a Duesenberg was referred to as a Duesy. Which, until I just now looked it up, I had always assumed was the source of the word "doozy". But apparently doozy came before Duesenbergs. You can learn something every day.

@QueenHuda Год назад

I really wanted to hear more from that first comedian

@DovahKanye Год назад

Kevin Farley.

@southside3119 Год назад

Who? Chris Farley's brother? Lmfao he has a name you know

@monicapyle Год назад

For decades I tried to find the song that went "we'll make big Macs. We'll make big Macs". It finally came on the radio and it was "we'll make great pets". Not sure how I got it so wrong for so many years lol

@Meatmallet Год назад

Janes Addiction :)

@monicapyle Год назад

@@Meatmallet same singer. I think it's a different band name. Porno for pyros

@Meatmallet Год назад

@@monicapyle Ah yea thanks for that!! I forgot about that band.

@Hinatachan360 2 года назад

Brad Upton: "Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow!" (Wife starts twerking)

@NDR-hn3ue 2 года назад

The thing is if she does that .................................WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEXT ???

@Hinatachan360 2 года назад

@@NDR-hn3ue I'm sure her husband knows exactly what to do next.

@boboften9952 Год назад

" You're getting ahead of me ma'am " Laugh my arse off .

@muumarlin1731 Год назад

Awesome collection - great comics, on point, funny, smart and clean!

@waynecarter2169 Год назад

When the guy was talking about B.O.B.'s part in the Bruno Mars sing, I thought he was going to say something about the fact that B.O.B. sounds like he's singing "Nuttin' on you" instead of "Nothin' on you" 😆