Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games 

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger.

I FUCKEN LOST IT 😂😂😂😂😂

My rhymes are fly. My beats are sick. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK.

@@Baconator2558 that's cuz Shadow the Egde is my

I'm fuckin crying

Underrated Comment 😂

THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED AHAHAJAN

WHY IS THIS SO UNDERRATED

*WTF?! IS THAT SHADOW'S DIC?!*

Honestly. It's the truth

Holy crap I laughed my ass off at the realisation of this💀

“Mommy who tf is Shadow?”

💀

and that random someone being a hedgehog

It’s even funnier in the original where it’s just someone making a sound effect

Truly the greatest thing known to man

yes.

Cyber bullied and cucked

But eggman became friends because he used to be furried, just like your ordinary fat bullied friend

edit this comment to say they need to make an unleashed one so EGGMAN CAN PISS ON THE EARTH.

YO WHERE CAN I FIND YOUR DISPLAY PIC

@@eins2001 It's Orcane from Rivals of Aether

Little did shadow know saying what he said caused eggman to piss on the moon

* 13:00

Ah a piece of internet history was born here

OMG STOP I Can't stop laughing, the lawnmower is smart

OML STAWWP 😭

“And I look at you and I’m like HHHHHHH”

@@cardboardcutoutshut up, SHUT UP, **SHUT UP!**

LOL I LOVE THIS!!!!! 😂

Nothing can ever beat it. Things may come close like the devil’s rant, but this will forever be the peak of real time fandubs

I've never seen such poetry 😂

true art

gold.

@@JBRedux This was FUCKING PERFECT

Roses are red The siren head sings 24:35

I AM SO SICK-

I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

The best part is the build up

Oh no WAIT NO, not again

Relatable

Thats a good idea! *repeats the eggman anouncment again*

@@Wirelary I’ve come to make an announcement.

@@DistaLataniashadow the hedgehog is a

*If Eggman got into smash and that was his final smash

If they did, I feel like a more proper card would be one with a status effect that put a limit on how many cards the opponent could play, with a description of "I've come to make an announcement..."

T H E W O R L D.

Z A W A R U D O

jojo ref gib like

*IM GOING TO PISS ON THE MOON*

what about *b l e e n g u s*

"Why is Sonic on the same line as the VILLAIN LI-"

@@LetsPlayWoomy8835DUN DUNUN DUNUNUN BADA BABA BABA BABA BABA BA BA BABA BA BABABABA BABABABA DUN UNNN

@@LetsPlayWoomy8835[accapella legend of zelda theme]

*M A R I A*

I'm gonna say the m word

InAnotherCastle The OTHER other account lol

.... ...maria... *BOOM*

wilson is a goddamn legend **everyone fucking dies of laighter**

XD

18:12 works good too

Roses are red Ice age baby was dropped at birth 13:41

Roses are red My friends are hoarders 19:12

I woke up this morning To go mow my front lawn 21:32

What time was it?

@@SammysCreations 16:43

@@jamham8988 damn that was quick. Thanks!

Same

The flag in the background implies something else...

@@user-lz1wp9ng5dOh nooooooo…

There goes Hawaii There there there goes Hawaii Oh, there goes Hawaii The island is gone

Why Is this So accurate?

Ok everybody shut up, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!

None of us were talking

@@drink836 I can't believe he came to his presentation drunk.

@@Usuario-bq4xx Oh mah gawd they were roommatesss

SaintSentry Alfred did great in the Hero Story dub though.

@@mailman019 Indeed, but you could tell that he was a bit confused throughout the whole thing.

He was decent in the Hero Story but he’s literally the best thing in the Dark Story, and that says a lot.

SaintSentry True. I thought it was funny when he didn’t know that the island blew up and yet he said it anyway. Still though, this video was much better.

nice pfp

@@RichConnerGMN Thanks, yours is neat too

WAIT WHAT?? WHAT HAPPENED??

​@@ihearttheseawhat do you mean?

@@maddscraft5459 what happened to alfred, penny and Ryan?? sorry for confusion

As a skilled sniper once said: JARATE

Well if he’s dehydrated that’s the correct answer

Wait if sonics yellow which is piss, and shadow is white then what did he drink? Wh- what did he drink… WHAT DID HE DRINK?!

​@@korriannavanheart8911 tf2 reference spotted

This is so underated XD

LMAOOOOO

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got more ladies to go to bed with. Isn’t that right Dr. Ivo Robotnik. *What in the SAM HELL is THIS?!*

You poor soul, lol

*WHOOP WHOOP,THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE* (Infinity times)

WHY IS SONIC ON THE SAME LINE AS THE VILLAIN LIN-

*Music background *

_Sounds like something Doofenshmirtz would say..._

"YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!"

You can’t be talking to sonic anymore! You’re not talking to sonic!

So is *” D I D Y O U S E E T H A T H O T J P E G A C T I O N “*

@@parkervance3646 agreed, that’s one of my favorites too!

GET OUT OF THE WAY, EVERYONE MOVE! GET OUT OF THE WAY, I NEED TO GET THROUGH!!!

*_”I T S B E E N 1 7 D A Y S”_* never gets old

three years ive been in here for three years

Lol I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

lmao good thing I have no twitter or nudes to post anywhere lol

XD

I

XboxVeteran what?

*mega super ultra extreme ultimate supreme god omega OOF*

Eggman is a GOOD husband and he DESERVED BETTER

@@SkintelNKeychain as a gamer, he didn't get respect 😔

@@mabelsan1133 well since I'm not a gamer, maybe I'll be respected?

@@mikaroni_and_cheez ...That just makes you a _beta c u c k._

Lol

MateoZ -wac

*_to make a long fucking story short I put a bag of jelly beans up my ass_*

@@josieblueyoutube2677 do do do what, i feel like there's a pervert here.

@depressed thoughts he’s just pointing out the dialogue

@kiwiikloud IM THE PERVERT HOORAY

One comment until 69 I’m 68

@@qtrureborn nice

Time stamp: 16:44

I love that part

*VILLAIN LINE*

Except no death a month after it comes out.

@@ninjayoshi8020 oof

he single handedly carried his seesion, lets be honest

It's his magnum opus

“BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH.”

[fourteen unfiltered seconds of laughter]

That is sadly very accurate, a primary reason I can’t stand certain sitcoms like Big Bang Theory

@@AnonyBoiii *agree*

Maria

AnonymousBoiii *bäżįñgá*

ugh, oh god, what the fuck happened last night?

You pissed on the moon Eggman

@@thekingof.carrotflowers we're really worried about you, this is an intervention. we're here to help you

Gelatin What are you talking about, I didn’t piss on the moon-

@@axatu7716 you pissed on the moon, look at the moon, it's in half now from how hard you pissed on it. im teling you, this has been a problem for a long time

No

Yas

actually Alfred Coleman is avatar since he can bend four of that elements. dude he fucking pissed on the moon.

29:05 shadow another [pained] sixeEEN...

29:23 you figured it oouuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuu u u u ut

Oh damn

DEMON I have watched this many times yet i only noticed it when YOU pointed it out

Why does it fit perfectly

I I just God bless America.

That lip sync dough.

Page You said it. XDDDD

Page improvised writing at its finest.

Same here actually. I had no idea what to expect lol

Its glorious

Damn straight

Calamari Cam who is alfred

Never mind

I've talked to Alfred during his streams with his friends many times. They're an incredible mess of individuals and I love them so much.

I would love it so much if he actually did professional voice acting

That makes boatloads of sense. Of course a storyboard artist would deliver the funniest improvised rants on the internet!

Ever since Sonic and cookie run kingdom did a colab I added the Eggman sugar gnome and every time I see it all I can think of is “IV COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCMENT-“

typed this manually

FUCKING NOO I LOST THE REPLY

@@kinnunencorp2146 i stored mine a while since i ran out of space and now it haunts me whenever i open the storage

500th like, and yes that’s true. It was a beautiful announcement.

LOL just thought of that as I seen it

As well as 18:08 when he brings up islands and "egg dick"

​@@Hoolixan same actually lmao

THAT'S CRAZYY

Imagine finding out Musk was a SnapCube fan

"THERE GOES HAWAII..."

(Actor gets disentigrated because the blast)

I wanna pee on it.

I just, wanna piss on it

Find a rock nice and you know *pee sound effect*

Well we have gangster's paradise (i dont know if thats the name) so it might happen

Yes

Jim Carrey was the wrong casting, they should have brought in Alfred. Missed opportunity.

I’d love an allusion to it, but I doubt they’ll put it in

Same.

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

LMFAOOOO

Haha

Lmao

HAHAHA LMFAO

damn that shit will forever be iconic

he said his dick was T H I S B I G

Claire Davies And I said that’s disgusting!

D R O P L E T S

Sounded like Xavier the Renegade Angel

it's improv but I think he planned it

also he already did the eggman announcement in the hero story so there's that too

@@toster387 I highly doubt he planned it. The center concept in it was introduced about 5 seconds before he started, and this dub was recorded the same day as the hero story. He's just good at improv

EVERYTHING is improv, thus being real time.

it doesn't seem like a lot of the cutscenes were done right after the other probably had some time to think about _generally_ what will be said, but the exact lines were improvised based on the general concept they came up with before recording the scene

XDD

Milk Carton 69th like

@@MDegree819 That's not funny

Me and my friend sat here laughing our fucking asses off. If this was Reddit, I'd give you fucking gold

Omg yes

Indeed, funny bone man

Indeed.

@@thesandguardianofthesand sans?

Indeed sans

Literally tho

On par imo

It goes far beyond that

Alex Lubbers btuqye

666 likes 👀👀👀

Vuilnis God 667 now

THRRRRRRRROT!

Yeah... but why can't he?

t h *RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* o t

14:06 YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS *D-R-R-ROP-L-L-LETS* HIT THE FUCKING EARTH...

@@_ADINFINITUM for a while I thought he said piss- thropalypse but driplits works too lol

That feels like something that Robotnik would actually have and say.

I love that part so much

@@connor1269 Yeah, same. It's just so fucking underrated

why is soNIC ON THE SAME LINE *AS THE VILLAIN LINE-*

@@archdruidbookwalter951 The way he gets cut off makes it even funnier. This line deserves much more attention

Literally in my top 5 favorite moments.

I wish it was...

Wait what do you mean? It is real story (for those who doesn’t understand it is a joke)

@@Saeed_WT BAHA, good one!

Wdym this is the real version

@@anniethomas239 Someone bouta get wooshed up in here!

maria (everyone fucking dies) edit: someone confirm to me this is how it actually happens bc i never played sth:tg

_Including_ The Hysterical Laughter?

@@mrshiny1008 yes the laughter of the players realizing thats the whole game

@@mrwhowasit4367 It is if you side with the baddies, technically. It's been over a decade since I played but doesn't Sonic fucking die in some routes or something?

It shares the same energy as "slayer... (death sounds)" in bOne(r)

All because Ryan said “Maria” *oh yeah and the whole pissing on the moon thing too*

This got me laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It's not quite a "pause it pause it pause it" level of outrageous laughter, but in Sonic '06, they did completely corpse during the Blaze + Silver + Memphis Tennessee scene after Me-philes called Silver a "beta cuck". There was a solid 10 seconds or so where nobody could dub over the scene because everybody (including Chase, the one who said it in the first place) was laughing so hard. He tried to save it after that with a "Where we dropping, boys?" and that just made the corpsing last just a bit longer. So there are moments where they got really close to the announcement and "Maria...", but just fell short. I think if Chase hadn't lost it and was able to deliver a straight-faced and semi-serious "Where we dropping, boys?", they would have had to pause for sure. (Nothing against Chase for losing it, because nearly every time I see that scene, I lose my marbles. It's so good as it is.)

So far

12:59

I'd go see it every week

Look out Avatar

Still would be better than the plot of Sonic 06

Anything is better than the plot of 06. Except Labyrinth

I almost forgot that existed. Time to go *S L O W .*

The Hawaii scene from 2012

Funny meme, but Hirohito was the emperor. Tojo was the prime minister.

MaxTheHaxor when?

@@pewdsthrowaway1303 December 25, 1926 to January 7, 1989, Hirohito (known posthumously as Showa) was the Emperor of Japan. Hideki Tojo was Prime Minister from October 17, 1941 to July 22, 1944.

MaxTheHaxor when did I ask?*

Love Train Gaming lol

Bruh i got a spotify ad from clicking that

*Spotify:* "Don't fucking move."

8:38 literally SUPER MARIO LOGAN when when RU-vid demonetized his channel. Sml: "you fool I have 70 Alternative accounts you never know my main" RU-vid:: "are you to referring to superluigilogan to superbowserlogan,superdaisylogan."

@@MurasameLigerGZ super toad log-

Yeah it is impressive

Ngl I thought he said “ piss-pocalypse “ but nah u right, thanks

D r o p p l e t s

Don't forget the "E" in between the P and L

dRROPBBLETS

Matthew BPBuds *Hilarity ensues*

Every game with shadow in a nutshell

I'm gonna say the M word.

*furious laughing for 20 seconds *

@E-Fighter 1 Mariaaaaaaaaaa *World explodes*

Hey sonic

The cut is the reason I’m lmao

depressed thoughts hey bb

WHY IS- NO. you CAN'T be talking to Sonic anymore. You're not talking to Sonic.

depressed thoughts YOU NOT ARE MY DAD DONT FUCKIN TELL ME WHAT TO DO

true

He took a class on improv.

he did have context from the other fandub he did

true

He's a God

He sounds like vargskeletor joel.

@@guywithahat9446 Uncle Jobel sounds a bit deep compared to Alfred Coleman

Nah its his announcement

@@guywithahat9446 grand dad

I lost it at that part 😭😭😭

Yes! But NASA must agree before that happens...

Then the space station turns into a fucking walnut and shoots blue piss from its dong with no points, no quills and no pillows and pisses on the moon

I gotta make an anouncement:

Take a sec to visualize how aliens would react to this moment being proof of human existence. 🤭🤭🤭🤭

@@brofistbro they would definitely be crying of happiness, I mean who wouldn’t

In his own words: IIIIIIII’MMMMMMMMMMMMMM SICK OF BEING CALM ALL THE GOD DAMNED TIME!!! I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE, AND YOU, YOOOOOOOOU, I AM SO SICK OF YOU... He’s not okay

Yes

His first three seconds of dialogue are cut off by heavy Gunfire

All in all they should just hire Alfred to voice next time they make a sonic game

Or just all of the voice actors should write their own sonic game