Sonic Riders | Real-Time Fandub Games 

“I’ve come to make an announc-oh wrong script” *clever.*

"guys there's no cutscene for the final battle" **opens gmod** "fine, *we'll do it ourselves.* "

That legendary gmod role play was created because Sonic Riders doesn’t have an actual ending cutscene, so Penny and Marble just messed around in gmod and they were the only VAs who knew what was going on.

32:38 "i just remembered a traumatizing experience in my past, hang on i have to stim and i'll feel better" my favorite line

"No way, he's bisexual-" "By the way, I'm bisexual"

“I can’t see the end of the horizon- *HATSUNE MIKU* !”

17:33 I can't believe nobody talks about this interaction. "Where do you think you're going, Sonic?" "I'm going up the stairs!" is pure gold.

20:35 the fact that everyone immediately knows what they're referencing shows how legendary that scene was

33:18 "I can't understand you through your thick accent, but I still like you cuz your my friend" - wholesome

"I'm just so on edge after we had to kick Rouge out of the polycule because she could only name two of the Beatles"

31:52 Easily my favourite one off joke in the whole dub.

42:00 The most underrated part in all SnapCube history. “Each of these cursors represent *HEAVY WHEEZE* WHERE MY TENTACLES WENT.”

I love how people are talking about how Eggman is a better man now. Meanwhile, Tails has turned into a depressed teenager

WHY IS THERE ACTUAL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IN THIS

52:08 the way eggman says “falling back” kills me every time

I love how Alfred just can't help but point out how absolutely ridiculous Eggman's proportions are.

Underrated exchange “God, retirement is so boring” “Then get a job, loser!” “I’m OLD!”

"The Wii U's *not that bad!"* "It's true, but the lack of support means that the controller will be _outdated andnoonewillbeabletoreplaceiiiit-"_ "Awwh, you're right!"

Every time I watch one of these again I feel like Penny would genuinely make a good VA for Sonic

I cant believe the whole interaction starting at 21:50 isn’t talked about way more. The “Ok! Time to make some impacts at my age!” bit being instantly followed by fuxking up the robot voice and rolling with it was excellent

“Why are all my limbs slack, why can’t I move my eyes, why can’t I move my mouth? Is this an internal dialogue? I cant see the end of the horizon, HATSUNE MIKU?!”

*the first half ends* Man, that was short. Ah, well, there weren’t that many cutscenes in the game anyway, so- *”Five years later...”* WAIT, THERE’S MORE?!

My personal head canon is that Alfred's Eggman was completely normal, but after spending 3 Years in that building, he just lost it.

19:52 this entire sequence is just my favorite especially “yeah it’s called digging up Atlantis”

"I've come to make a- Oh wait wrong script" I'M CRYING

Knuckles: “stop filling the air with-“ Storm: “It’s my E N E M Y S T A N D”

12:57 this entire bit is honestly my favourite part, from Wave accidentally being confirmed as nonbinary, to them losing control of their body lmao. Red is one of my faves.

all the times the word "bitch" was said (I'm bored) 4:17 sonic 4:48 jet 4:50 storm and wave 10:03 amy 18:15 sonic 18:53 jet 21:17 sonic 22:07 E-10000R 23:19 sonic 24:18 amy 28:09 amy 31:45 tails 33:47 disembodied robot voice 38:54 sonic 38:57 jet 39:00 storm 39:13 storm 2x 40:05 sonic 40:08 eggman 41:00 knuckles 44:30 storm 44:36 sonic 44:46 amy 45:01 amy 47:35 storm 50:38 storm 54:16 eggman 54:34 tails 57:10 jet 58:04 sonic Sonic=8 Storm=7 Amy= 5 jet= 4 tails & eggman= 2 Knuckles, Wave,disembodied robot voice & E-10000R=1 total of 32 bitches.

"WOAH HE'S BISEXUAL I NEVER KNEW THAT-" "By the way, I'm bisexual, I forgot to announce that."

Knuckles: "No! Not your corpus callosum!" Amy: "MYCORPUSCALLOSUMTHATSRIGHT"

Why don’t I see anyone talking about how Alfred’s dialogue satisfyingly matches Eggman’s movements at 26:29?

7:16 "Woah he's bisexual, I didn't know that"- Sonic 2020. "Tabuu is bisexual, I didn't know that" - Sonic 2023

“Alright everyone, Sonic is dead. Who wants to bite the bullet and kiss him.” Such an underrated line 😂😂😂

16:45 the impeccable timing of that coin joke was amazing.

58:51 You know, I was about to say Jet stole the cake on this one, but THIS SCENE. This scene changed my mind.

4:57 The Murder of Sonic The Hedgehog (2023)

"STOP FILLING MY LUNGS WITH KLFJDKLJDLKJFKLJFAS" " *It's my enemy stand!* "

"im not in the sky, dicknips" has become such an iconic phrase in these dubs

11:20 the entire “wavy air make voice funny” bit he did the entire scene for that one punchline and it was so worth it. My favorite dub bit

saving my favorite parts of the dub for future reference 2:44 it's now full of sonic 3:23 i love stealing shit 4:01 you're not driving on the right side of the road, idiots 4:31 that was an illegal left, by the way 4:36 revali's gale is now ready 4:58 um, i'm dead 6:46 shigairo mayamo 7:07 to my brand new husband and/or wife 7:17 woah he's bisexual, i didn't know that 8:55 only link can defeat ganon 9:34 it doesn't have any wheels, idiot the whole bit with knuckles drowning (starting at 10:18) 11:03 i've just been so on edge since we had to kick rouge out of the polycule cause she could only name two of the beatles 12:27 i'm gonna run like a cartoon now 13:02 i'm not a girl, you idiot! i'm a SWALLOW! 13:16 look at me point. wha-what am i-? oh god, what's happening to me? oh god! 13:36 help me! jet no don't leave me! jet! jet! 14:39 "you would never replace us with somebody else, you promise?" "not unless you did something lame or stupid or uncool!" 16:15 we can let him do that to adam sandler's career it can't take another hit! 16:28 wait, you don't put your quarters in there. what were you- jet, were you putting your quarters in the card reader? the PERFECTLY timed flashback at 16:50 17:27 did you all walk? are you all nomads?! with like, three frames per second?! 17:52 sonic those are for adam sandler, please 18:41 and would you look at that, everyone? sonic has fucking died! who wants to bite the bullet and kiss him? 19:04 hey, audience, i know you're wondering what the fuck is going on uhh... me too! 20:02 "this is an advanced skateboarding trick" "yeah it's called 'digging up atlantis'" 21:05 look at his little scooter! 21:13 please don't throw it, we're in the middle of the air, tails, you reckless son of a bitch! 22:41 adam sandler's in here, locked behind these doors 24:04 "top 30 reasons why sonic is sorry: number 5 will surprise you" "top 30 anime deaths: number 1: your fuckin ass right now!" 28:04 are we really doing this? is everyone doing a whole new world without me? i wanna be jasmine, you son of a bitch! sonic singing hamilton at 31:54 32:31 i can't think of anything! 32:40 i just remembered a traumatizing experience in my past, hang on i have to stim and i'll feel better 33:09 "you know, i know you spent like a weekend in france, but you don't have to, like, pretend you're french" "i spent 30 years in france! the problem is i had to solve a problem with time dilation" 33:55 i knew i should have invited my cousin, falco lombardi 34:40 know how hard it is to find dentist when i have BEAK? 37:14 knuckles that's a great amy impression you got there man 38:31 wait, not everyone has an application procket? ah, shit 39:11 no! no no no you're hemorrhaging! you're hemorrhaging internally! hahaha! you're hemorrhaging! 41:08 and then i had bought at least four to five apple watches on the same day 41:36 as you can see, i'm still missing the brain piece. i haven't gotten it back 42:23 ah! that's me being surprised about the tentacles 43:51 fuckin tire babyyyyyyyyyyyy 44:41 "i did not go to four years of masters' school to get to be called a dusty bitch!" "okay, what did you go for though?" 45:03 we just doing this now? we all standing around? a bunch of assholes standing in a line? congratulations 45:12 well *dead silence* 45:59 okay boomer, shut the fuck up 46:28 i fuckin hate all of you. i'm really glad that i grew past being your friends 49:08 you ableist piece of shit! what the fuck are you even good for, anyway? 49:59 "what's the texture like, knuckles?" "it's rough *snicker* it's real rough!" 53:04 oh SHIT it's an xbox! fuck the pure, unadulterated SHOCK at 55:13 55:50 yes! this is the chaos i wanted- seeya the ENTIRE gmod segment starting at 56:21 56:50 "jet, do you think i've been a dick to everybody?" *pure silence* 57:11 bitch... you have been SO fuckin rude... to everyone tails' face at 57:33 57:39 oh god... my body... just a mess of limbs and... goobledegobs... 58:01 I'M SORRY FOR BEING A STUPID SMELLY LITTLE BITCH! 58:16 i am here to act as the third party. i am tails' therapist 59:05 HATSUNE MIKU?!?!?!?!?!?! IS THAT YOU?!?!?!?!? 59:26 i will give you the satisfaction of snuffing out another life 59:33 is that fucking hatsune miku? are you asking for death from hatsune miku? 1:00:32 oh god! hatsune miku is DEAD! 1:01:15 i don't use the word 'fucking stupid' loosely, 1:03:02 wait a minute, you guys met hatsune miku without me?

“That was an illegal left” “Revali’s gale is now ready” I haven’t laughed so hard since the sa2 dub and it hasn’t even been 5 minutes

Sonic: “What’s the texture like, Knuckles?” Knuckles: “It’s rough.........ᴵᵗ’ˢ ʳᵉᵃˡ ʳᵒᵘᵍʰ”

4:31 I like how the first thing Jet says to Sonic is just “T H AT W A S A N I L L E G AL L E F T B Y T H E. W A Y”

[55:13] IS THAT "THERE GOES HAWAII." I'M SO FREAKING DONE WITH THIS.

"The Sonic dub series will return with Shadow the Hedgehog" Dear lord, I can't even imagine how much of a logistical nightmare that will be.

31:51 literally my favorite part of the whole dub

24:16 The inclusion of Studiopolis Zone Act 1's music was just the perfect way to tie this all together

Knuckles: Hey, what’s up? Amy: Nothing, you harlot. Wow, Amy’s been waiting a long time for that comeback.

I'm crying with how you can hear Alfred's sounds of disbelief when Babylon Garden rises and then blows up

1:03:33 The transition from the first part of Catch Me If You Can with the characters talking and stuff to the lyrics and the credits starting is amazing

my brain refuses to recognize Ryans voice in this, his robot voice or Miku voice are so different from how he sounds and speaks as Shadow. hes just so good.

"Stop filling the air with - *high pitched noises begin* "It's my enemy stand!" 11:18

I love how every Sonic dub has Alfred freaking out over the increasingly ludicrous plots of the Sonic games, every single time.

24:24 the line "i need to go to a chipotle" emphasizes the continuity because in the sonic adventure 2 dub at the end of the villain's story, sonic says that he's gonna go to chipotle like he was a regular customer

When the island started collapsing and Wave hit Jett with that "I will follow you anywhere" it felt like the dub had come to a grinding halt for a moment as a real dramatic event was unfolding. And then Garry'sMod happened.

23:03 underrated: Amy repeatedly going “eAh”

I like how it slowly becomes a dub about how bad a friend sonic was. “Wait, why am I being blamed for everything?”

The Babylon Rouges VA’s really stole the show in this fandub. Marble being a speed runner and actually knowing the story gave them more opportunities to pull off unique lines and I honestly think that in itself fit Jet in this dub. It was so in character for Jet to know what he was doing. Red slowly adapting to wave’s role in the first half of the dub and straight up altering the accent and their role in the second half was really impressive. Chase never broke character as storm, their character was perfect. The way they acted out the lines were so exaggeratedly in character for storm. I felt like they had a really good grasp on storm’s character. These three really made the fandub stand out on its own and I hope the next one (If they’re gonna do one) will stand out in its own way with characters like them!

i love how in 44:48 after both simultaneously roast each other, tails has a mental breakdown

I'm gonna love this Unless they do something lame or stupid or uncool

Is nobody gonna talk about at the beginning in SA2, Amy didn’t have an education, where she said she never leaned how to read. Now in Sonic Riders, she got a education. If that ain’t character development, I don’t know what is.

I like the aspect of sonic's character where he's willing to convince tails into writing up a friend contract in an effort to push him away, but still respects the contract when tails actually writes it up.

The orchestral rendition of "There Goes Hawaii" is phenomenal

Tails in SA2: confused 5 years old boy Tails in 06: "Hey Sonic!" 8 years old boy Tails in Riders: 11 years old *T e E n A g E r*

I love this fan canon of knuckles being more than a century old.

storm becoming increasingly more unhinged as this dub goes on is unironically one of the most shockingly relatable depictions of complex trauma I have ever seen in media, good fucking job lmfao

35:01 "Imagining yourself as a jet plane will not help you zis time jet" gets me every time

Wave: *has Russian accent, speaking German, came from France* Me: *confused screaming*

"Could take another month or two." >Takes less than a month. Never been so glad for someone's estimate to be so off.

Wave saying: „Was ist das“ in PERFECT german gets me. 32:58

This rendition of the bird villains makes them seem like mild-mannered assassins with questionable morals but a healthy communication based relationship with each other. I've also decided I love them.

“Alfred as eggman” is the happiest thing I could read in a casting list

I just realised Jet is a foil for Sonic's character They are both in a difficult relationship with their respective friends, but they cope differently: Sonic acts in a toxic way with his friends, but Jet is much more open-minded and tries to do his best while treating his friends fairly. This makes Sonic's character arc more satisfying and shows that Sonic has no excuse to not change

"I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory" SENT ME. Its one of my favorites I definitely wasn't expecting a Hamilton reference

4:29 THIS WHOLE SECTION KILLED ME, THE BOTW REFERENCE TOO I LOVE THE FANDUBS SO MUCH

51:55 - "guys, can I come?" "Yeah, of course" "Oh, thank you :)" *silently cries*

Omega, count how many days are left before the premier.

"Top 30 reasons why Sonic is sorry; number 5 will surprise you." "Top 30 Anime Deaths; number 1: YOUR FUCKIN ASS RIGHT NOW" I have not laughed this hard in a long time

I love that this fandub is both the most and least coherent

guys i got shadows weed crystal

I love how Knuckles is the only one who hasn't got any character development and is still a drug addict.

Are we not going to talk about 18:47 “sonic has fucking died. Who wants to buy the bullet and kiss him?” Omfg this is so amazing

The fact that the Adam Sandler plot makes more sense then the actual plot of sonic riders

“REVALI’S GALE IS NOW READY” Even in Sonic, I can’t escape him.

I like how the cast is just slowly getting more and more done with sonic's shit as we progress.

28:45 This part where they sing always gives me goosebumps. Especially 29:05 where the chorus starts. I really wish there was a full version.

It has taken me two years to realise the orchestral rendition of There Goes Hawaii builds up just like Dancing Mad and honestly it goes harder than it has any right to

Stand User: Storm Stand Name: 「Under Pressure」 Ability: Fills the targets lungs with water.

55:50 YES THIS IS THE CHAOS I WANTED "s e e y a"

the delivery on knuckles' "You ableist piece of shit, what the fuck are you even good for anyway?" is one of the funniest things in ANY of these dubs ngl

"I can't see the end of the horizon- HATSUNE MIKU?!" Best line in all of cinematic history.

I love how Jet's team acts like actual friends, while Sonic acts like an asshole to Tails and Knuckles

I love how legitimately surprised storm sounds when he sees miku

things to note that are really funny to me: wave spent what appeared to be a weekend in france, but was actually 30 years due to having to solve a problem concerning time dilation jet is cousins with falco lombardi amy went to four years of master's school majoring in abstract thinking, but also did an extra course in the extracurriculars run track team knuckles went to princeton (and graduated in 1907)

Tails is that middle school kid in a high school friend group that everyone was expecting to tag along for a day or two, but actually ended up as the little brother of the group

You can tell Jett’s voice actor *studied* the cutscenes.

“I just remembered a traumatizing experience in my past, hang on, I have to stim and I’ll feel better” oh worm

22:00 “ all right time to make some impacts at my age” god, I love knuckles. He’s so underrated in these.

21:03 the sight of eggman riding that tiny scooter is proof they dont even need to tell jokes to make these games funny, but it doesnt hurt

Amy suddenly becoming sick of everyone's shit after college is the best character development I've seen in years