theres a great joke in Pine Barrens from Bobby Baccala-"I went out bear hunting one time, and I saw a road sign saying "bear left". So I turned around and went home"
A man comes home to his wife with a duck under his arm and says "This is the pig I've been fucking." The wife says "That's not a pig it's a duck." The husband goes, "I wasn't talking to you."
Carmella: "This mad cow disease, I think it's terrible the English government didn't tell people sooner." Tony: "Well they didn't want to create a stampede."
The best one from Junior in the House of Dementia was, "A guy brings his date a half a dozen roses. The dame says I guess now you expect me to spread my legs. The guy says Don't you have a vase?"
The acting on the "rich man / poor man" joke is magnificent, with Tony and Pussy giggling through the buildup. It can't be easy to make it look so natural when you've heard the same joke a hundred times and have gone through as many takes. It's details like this that made The Sopranos immortal.
I was actually thinking they didn't mention the joke to pussy to get a genuine reaction but idk unless you saw a behind the scenes thing. Either way it looks natural
Tell tails pussy flipped to the feds, he laughed at Tony's joke before the punchline. Should have told Tony he lost weight too and wore a wired cap.Don't give me that look! It was a fucking horse! What are you, a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the cartload!
its actually a sopranos joke in a way, where tony blundetto is talking about starting a business with his boss the korean, and paulie says remember pearl harbor, as though koreans can't be trusted because they did pearl harbor. so lighten up
That reminds me of a Winston Churchill quote to Bessie Braddock, a British MP. Bessie: “Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk.“ Winston: “My dear, you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.“
@@rubyjohn The joke is that a person is being insulted for something that's temporary (being late, being drunk, etc.), so they come back with something the other person can't fix (being ugly, being stupid, etc.). So, if you called me "fat," I could say, "tomorrow, I'll start losing weight and you'll still be an idiot." Get it?
i just noticed when silvio is doing the impersonation he says "Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself." it then cuts to Big Pussy laughing... talk about foreshadowing
Nebuchadnezzaurus that joke became like a private joke with me and my friend, we would always tell it. One night, we were drunk at a bar and decided to try to pick up chicks with this joke for the lolz. Not a single chick got the joke and they all thought we're fucking crazy. It was an hilarious night.
***** you had to have watched The Godfather to get it. In the movie, there's a recurrent phrase "to make one an offer they can't refuse", meaning offering a person either to do what you want, or be killed.
@@MonsterDOT It's a racist joke about a chinese man mispronouncing the "L" and "R" in English. So "Cataract"" is actually "Cadillac". and the doctor answers by mispronouncing "Lincoln" as "Rincon".
@@tonibrzic6628 The Chinese guy thinks the doctor is talking about his car "Cadillic" when the doctor actually said "Cataract." Chinese L's and R's bro.
3:37 *Here is the full joke.* Jesus Christ is dying on the cross, his disciples are gathered around, crying. Peter looks up and notices that Jesus seems to be calling him, "Peter, come hither!" Immediately Peter rushes over to the cross, only to be hit severely over the head by the roman guard. He gets on his feet again and wants to return to the other disciples when he hears Jesus calling again, "Peter, come hither!" So, again Peter tries to climb the cross to get to his lord, when the roman soldier draws his sword and chops Peter's arm off. Peter is getting a little pissed and wants to go back to his buddies, but again Jesus summons. The roman guard can't believe that Peter is trying yet AGAIN to climb to the cross, and chops off another arm. Peter is now covered in blood and demented from the blow to the head and wants to call it a day. Jesus hoarsly croaks, "Peter, please, come to me!" By now, the roman gurad is tired of chopping limbs, so he lets Peter be. The faithful disciple struggles to climb the cross (without arms mind you) and after a long while he finally arrives at his Lord's side. Hurting, suffering, bleeding, Peter looks into his Master's eyes and asks, "yes, my Lord. What is it?" Jesus smiles lovingly and looks off into the distance as a weak smile plays across his face, "Look Peter, I can see your house from here!"
Just a thought I wanted to share. I love how detailed all of the characters are. Like Bobby. Not laughing at Junior's joke because he has a pretty bad sense of humor. You never really heard him joking around and you definitely never saw him laugh much throughout the series. It's pretty incredible how this show comes to life like no other tv show or movie that I've ever seen.
Have you heard Norm MacDonald's version of this joke? It's 4 minutes long, and may be the most amazing joke I've ever heard. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-1-MJy7w69EU.html
Best Junior Soprano quote (Says to Tony) If you're gonna lie to me at least tell there's a broad out in your car wanting to tongue my balls" Tony: I can make that happen. Just gotta make a few calls Lol!!!
The first time I heard the joke with the pair of slippers and the dildo, I laughed so hard. I told that joke to some friends and they nearly died laughing.
(In honor of Jun and his Chinaman jokes, and Nicholson, in Chinatown, too): A Chinaman comes too late for a job on the Railroad construction, but is so desperate, he keeps after the Boss in charge, "I work half price, twice as hard". The Bossman keeps telling him, "You don't understand, I don't even have a sledge left for you", but the Chinaman persists, says he will work for one third the rate. Impressed by his persistence and taking pity on him, the Bossman relents, and finally says, "Okay, okay...you can be in charge of supplies, I guess". The Chinaman thanks him profusely. A week goes by, it's payday, and the Bossman remembers the Chinaman, but he is nowhere to be found. He looks high and low, all over camp. Then he remembers the half assed job title he gave to him, and heads for the shed. Just then the Chinaman appears, jumping out at him from around the corner: "SUPPLIZE!!" This works best if you give it a little hop onto both feet when telling, hands up with a big grin. PEACE (especially to all the chinese brothers and sisters).
***** Ha! I typed a lot for someone not to get it...that's cool. Like Junior's joke, it is a play on pronounciation difficulties for a chinese immigrant learning a second language--Junior's joke, "Rincoln Continental" for Lincoln Continental. Here, it is different, but similar--Supplies is a word he wouldn't maybe learn before learning "Surprise!", which would be mispronounced "Supplize!"
***** It plays better in real time (the little jump)...but maybe you are just like Bobby, he didn't find it funny, either, when Junior told it. But THAT was the funny part, on the Sopranos. And again, no offense meant to anyone.
Guy comes home with a bouquet full of flowers his wife looks, and says “well I guess I’ll have to spread my legs.” Her husband replies “why,don’t you have a vase? -Uncle Jun
A guy comes home with a duck under his arm. His wife is on the couch and he says "this is the pig I've been fucking." Wife goes "Thats not a pig. Its a duck." Husband replies "I wasn't talking to you."
I like the irony of AJ's prick joke. He never got to say the punchline because the punchline was Carmella being the first prick talking to the other prick.
