"I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation I'm going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind Ample parking day or night People spouting "Howdy neighbor!" Heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind I love girls with big fat titties I love girls with deep vaginas So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"