Spider-Man and Loki [It Came From Tumblr Short] 

"ITS A TEN, CHILD" Everybody evacuate the civilians! .......and the puppies!

I just love the idea of Peter Parker calling Loki “Mr. Loki” for some reason. 😂

Killing puppies being the worst evil imaginable just restored my faith in everything

Thor: Finally, another person to help keep Loki in check.

Loki: Peter Tonyson Peter: no, he’s not my dad Loki: ...THEN I SHALL CALL YOU PETER LOKISON Peter: omg

*I head canon this now. No one can change my mind.*

you know how tony is shown as peter’s dad? I now imagine loki being peter’s brother

Damn. I don’t really care for superheroes, but now I want to see the movie where Peter and Loki become best friends and Loki just casually says random numbers with everyone but peter looking confused.

Peter: are you the one who destroyed new york that one time? Loki: ... maybe... Peter: well, because of the terror, class was cancelled, so, thank you! Loki: im not sure if your priorities are straight...

Wait this just randomly came into my mind because let's face it--in this scenario Loki would probably not only befriend Peter; he would feel the strong need to protect this cinnamon bun like the rest of us. So imagine Infinity war never happened and they were both in some battle and Peter got SERIOUSLY hurt, and Loki just looks at Peter, then at the poor, doomed idiot that hurt him, then back at Peter, then slowly turns to the villain and with scary, glowing eyes just says *"ELEVEN."*

Wouldn't the proper response to a 10 be, "Everyone evacuate the puppies!"

Loki standing next to Thor and the other Avengers and starts to get peeved *turns to peter* Loki: Six *Peter smiles grabs Loki's hand and runs off dragging Loki behind him* Thor: Did, Did he just say.....What I think he said? No, that can't be right Iron Man: What are you mumbling about Thor: Oh, it's nothing, just thinking about what my mischievious brother (Mumbles) and Peter Iron Man: What ever you say

Marvel...you know what has to happen now...MAKE THESE TWO A MOVIE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

" *ITS A TEN CHILD* "

Petition to make this a movie! *IMMEDIATELY!*

What if Loki got really pissed (probably because of Thor) Loki: ITS BECOMING AN ELEVEN CHILD!!!! Spider-Man: Oh god!!!! The end is near!!!! Evacuate everyone in the god dam country!!!!

I just want to see this so bad XD *Hell, im just going to write a quick fanfic real quick, right here, right now* The Avengers were all hanging around, sitting on the sofa, eating a pizza while Peter was hanging around upside down, casually reading a book. There was one slice of pizza left and Thor and Loki both reach for it. The room around them suddenly became cold. The air becoming very tense. Everyone's attention was suddenly on Thor and Loki. "Thor", Loki whispered menacingly, "What do you think your doing" "Well my dear brother", Thor menacingly whispered back,"I am reaching for the last slice of this human cheese and salsa bread" Tight lipped, Loki uttered angrily,"But you already had four slices of it, *brother* , I've only had two, so i think i should get the last slice" "Tsk tsk tsk, thats more of a you problem brother, i want the last slice" Loki then said in a eerily calm tone,"Peter...." Peter suddenly looked towards Loki, gulping, he squeaked out,"Yes Loki?....." Loki then pulled out his staff and stood up abruptly, Thor following suit, "ITS A FUCKING 11 CHILD" Loki bellowed. "OH SHIT! GET EVERYONE OUT OF THE CITY PEOPLE!!! *NOW!!!!* " Peter screamed. Conclusion: The whole city was wrecked and ended with the Avengers holding back Loki and Thor from each other. Peter just ordered another pizza and threw them both some slices. There you have it XDD

Okay okay okay, yes, it's cute and all, but at 1:46 all I can imagine is lil cute Peter with an awkward but wide grin on his face, hand rubbing the back of his neck. And I dunno why..

The movie could be called "On A Scale From 1 To 10"

Make a petition dubbing the 1 to 10: spider-loki sub-story

These are always adorable....

The voice acting on this one is a 10/10 (Especially 'ITS A 10 CHILD') Edit: A heart..... From Seymour....? Thanks ^w^ Cookies for everyone!

Don't make this a movie make it a TV show

Loki: IT'S A TEN, CHILD! Peter: OH NO! QUICK! EVERYONE! SAVE THE PUPPIES! *Grabs nearest dog and books it*

Peter: *swinging on Loki's helmet horns* So how does it stay on, exactly? Magic? Loki: *trying not to wince in pain* If you call superglue magic.

The entire movie would just be Tom Holland and Tom Hiddleston vibing together on set being ultimate memelords

If no one has already made this a fanfiction, i will write one.

Loki: IT'S A TEN, CHILD!! Peter: - Just hugs Loki and starts talking about things he's learned that Loki likes about the city. Everyone is being evactuated as Peter brings Loki back down. 10, 9, 8.. Loki begins talking about things. 7, 6, 5.. Loki feels much better. Peter lets go and they continued talking as Thor stands by watching in surprise. 4, 3, 2... Loki is happy. Peter calmed him. Peter saved many people by learning about the quirky asgardian.-

I thought Peter was gonna skip town if it got to a six, but this...this is so much better. He's a walking ongoing therapy session and his immediate vicinity is everyone's happy place.

MARVEL. PLEASE. I NEED THAT MOVIE MORE THAN I NEED TO BREATH.

I remember seeing another addition to this where Loki had lived, but Peter got blipped and Loki was devastated and he wandered through where Peter had blown away whispering "10...10...it's a f*cking 10" while crying because Peter was the only person really invested in making Loki feel better instead of just keeping him away from people when he was upset

There's actually a marvel cartoon where when loki is asked if he spit in an hot dog he got for spiderman, he answers with "not even I am that merciless"

For some reason when I read the title all I could think of was “spider man and Loki sitting in a tree...”

Loki Rose from the ashes, the ship holding the Asgardians had been demolished, the Hulk was gone, Thor was gone, he was alone. Loki got to his knees as the ship crumbled around him, he dug his fingers into the rubble and just cried. “...ten...” he whispered. And he half expected the spiderling to pop out of nowhere with his peppy attitude and smile that could melt anyone’s heart. Half expected him to take him by the hand and show him new earth things or ask him questions about magic. But nothing happened. “...ten... Ten, Ten,” he cried, digging his fingers deeper into the rubble “TEN, TEN, TEN,” he couldn’t take it, “TEN OH GODS DAMn it...” He cried, his sobs rising out of him. But the spiderling wasn’t here. His screams into the night were heard by no one. Back on earth, Peter’s spider-senses we’re going off. He just could not place what was going wrong. “Must be my imagination.” He whispered, returning to his chemistry homework. Loki’s Screams echoed through the night. He was alone.

MY TWO FAVORITE CHARACTERS VOICED BY MY FAVORITE RU-vidR, MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

Current mood: 6

“and one being I’ll spit in your hot dog...” Even Loki isn’t that merciless

I can just imagine The Avengers just finding out what those numbers mean. XD Tony be like, "That..." He sniffled, "is just a beautiful and amazing friendship right there!" Thor be like, "Thank you, Peter, for helping my brother." And the rest of the Avengers would be like, "WTF?" or squealing over how cute Peter's and Loki's friendship is.

I'm not a diehard Marvel fan, but I would pay good money to see this film.

This is another reason why there should be an Avengers sitcom TV series

Okay but, none of the other avengers knowing would be hilarious, like just imagine your Tony, just pissing Loki off because why the hell not, and for some reason, he tells Peter “Eight” and Peter goes pale and quickly escorts him away

peter and loki are 100% best friends. fight me.

I just love the dynamic of these two

TEN?!? HIDE THE PUPPIES!!!

He sees flash bullying peter and says “Eleven”

If you're writing this fanfic or know someone who has already, LINK IT! I need this adorable shit in my life!

Yes! We need a Spider-Man trying to rehabilitate Loki movie!

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE GOD MAKE THIS MOVIE!!!

y'all want fanfics? Good fanfics? One word: AO3. Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villain might do you a solid in this area, if you don't mind the spideypool.

I remember seeing this on tumblr! I'm so happy this was dubbed because when I saw it I just thought "this is so cute I love it" This was a different version but the one that I read had them doing the whole number system then one day Peter texted Loki like an 8 or something and it was the first time he used the number system. It was real cute.

God creating windows: God: Ok, so make it see-through. Angel: O...k, pretty normal so far. God: hmm, make it so humans use it to look at things safely. Angel: But why would the need to do that?! God: I’M NOT FINNISHED! Angel: ... God: Make it so only humans know it’s there aaaand, you know all of those bird things we created? Angel: Yeess? God: MAKE THEM HAVE AN IRISISTIBLE ERGE TO FLY INTO IT! Angel: W.T.F God: And make its so that it is made out of sand. Angel: BUT WHYYYYY?!?!? God: Hehehe.

Why do i ship them now. I just imagine someone insults peter like "Youre too foolish to understand pain" and they make peter cry aLL YOU HEAR IS LOKI SCREECHIN IN RAGE "HOW DARE YOU MAKE HIM CRY YOU IDIOTIC MORTAL"

You need this, I need this, we ALL need this, so here's some whump!Peter and protective!Loki. (Just imagine it's all the original Avengers, cause I don't want to think about Steve and Tony). ... Loki has been reading a book. Emphasis on the word 'has'. But, he finds the giant robot rampaging the streets far more interesting. The Avengers (or as he refers to them "babysitters") have gone off to fight the machine and left Loki at the Tower with a surprisingly sassy artificial intelligence keeping an eye(?) on him. Despite the A.I.'s warning to stay inside the compound, she reluctantly let's the god step into the balcony so he could watch more closely. He's not interested in the battle of human vs. machine, no... he's just making sure the child is alright. When his brother first brought him to the Avengers Tower, Loki thought he has met all of teammates, but it turns out that there was one voluntary member that has kept his distance until the child accidentally bumped into Loki. The child immediately started apologizing and explaining why he kept away (told by Tony to) and accidentally reveals himself to be Spiderman (Loki didn't care about the child's alter-ego). At first, the god was annoyed by the child's jumpy personality, but he surprised himself when he found out that he started not minding the child's presence, despite his mind's refusal to accept this. Perhaps it was because of the child's bravery (did he not know who he was, what he'd done?) or his kindness towards him (seriously, what is wrong with this child, putting so much faith into a god that killed tens of thousands), but the child soon grown on Loki. One of the things that was always an inside joke between them of sorts is the number scale. Loki brushed off the child's comment on letting him know if he's a six or above, but the god found himself using it, and enjoying the times when the child pulled him away from situations to have one-on-one moments. The child even started using the number scale, and Loki of course helped him out too when the child was feeling angry. Loki didn't want to admit it, but he couldn't deny it anymore: he has grown to care about the spider child. Which has led the god to this moment here; watching the Avengers fight a machine, keeping a watchful eye on Spiderman the whole time. The child had insisted that Loki comes with the Avengers to help in the battle, but Tony was adamant that the god stays, since Loki is still under house arrest. Loki assured the child that it is alright if he stays at the Tower, and the child reluctantly agrees. Loki was suddenly jolted back to the present when he heard an explosion near the Avengers, the battlefield that they were at now clouded in smoke. The god immediately summoned his professional attire and teleported onto another skyscrapers rooftop to get a better look at the area, house arrest be damned. He scanned the area as the smoke cleared, and saw all the Avengers, child included, standing back up and going back into battle with the rampaging robot. Loki following the child from afar as he swung close to the ground, moving civilians away from the scene. The god barely had time to react when he heard a scream, and saw a robotic tentacle swinging towards a woman... and the child. Loki teleports to the ground and attempts to yell out "SPIDER CHILD!", but it's already too late. The child fires a web to a wall and attaches the other end to the woman and pushes her out of the way, just as the arm smacked the child, sending him flying into a wall and limply falling to the ground. Loki races over to the child, and sees that he is unconscious, despite the iron spider suit supposedly protecting. Him. The god at that moment understood the midgardian phrase of "seeing red", as he was than filled with an incredible rage towards the machine. He hears himself growl "Eleven." before everything becomes a blur. When he came to from his anger, he stood over the pieces of what was the robot. The first thing that Loki thought about was the child, as his eyes fell upon the Avengers lifting the now awake boy off the ground, holding him steady. The god ran over to the group and started inspecting the child, muttering, "Are you alright, child?" "I-I'm fine now, Mr. Loki! Just a little sore..." the child moaned a little, but other than that, he seemed fine. Loki realizes that all of the Avengers were looking at the two in confusion and amazement. The god simply said, "My apologies for breaking the house arrest rule, but I see that my help was indeed needed, since it looks like I single handedly took down the menace. Your welcome," and teleported back to the Tower. He'll probably be reprimanded for leaving on his own, but considering that in his blind rage he destroyed a machine the size of the Statue of Liberty (the child took him there once, with Tony's permission), the team should be thanking. Although for the first time, he didn't want praise for what he'd done, for seeing that the child was alright was enough.

Three types of people who watch P.M Seymour and get notifs. : 1) "Cool. He made another video that isn't SMR " 2) "Right on time. I need a good laugh." 3) *drops everything to watch something to have a laugh* "YESSS GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Edit: there is a fourth... 4) *SCREAMING INTO THE SCREEN* STOP BEING RELEATABLEEEEEESE

"Somebody make this a fanfic!" Me, showing up two years late with subpar writing skills and minimal knowledge of Marvel canon: My time has come

...I love this. I've never wanted to write fan fiction in my life, but here I am, two o'clock in the morning, desperately restraining myself from starting up a Loki meets Peter Parker comic.

PM Seymour and everyone else: MARVEL PLEASE I REALLY WANT THAT MOVIE Marvel: Even better, a *TV SERIES* Us: *Y E S*

I can imagine that after this, peter ends up Having a bad day and Loki tries to cheer him up and fails but it works anyway because peter is happy knowing that Loki tried to help😊

loki at peter's age: i'm going out loki and thor's father: thor, please go after him. i love him so and i know he can take care of himself but he's going to destroy the *goddamn city-*

Tony: I think this is a better way to check things up with loki. *Thor agrees* *the avengers are speechless*

hELL YES I HAVE BEEN W A I T I N G

OK HOLD ON THE PERFECT VIDEO DOESNT EXI- Tumblr, Peter Parker, AND Loki, ALL IN THE SAME VIDEO THIS IS SECOND IN THE BEST CROSSOVER EVENT IN HISTORY *shares with everyone I know* GUYS LOOK WHAT I JUST FOUND

I don't know why my brain immediately read the 'it came from Tumblr" in the title as Seymour blaming tumblr for this video but I can never unsee it now

I like never watch Marvel (I've seen like 3 movies) and I still want this.

*_IT'S A 10 CHILD_* I can I just say how much I love your readings and the series that you do? They're amazing and I love your voice acting. Keep up the good work! :)

Or- Loki: IT'S A TEN Peter: NO THE PUPPIES

I want this in the next marvel movie this is probably the greatest thing I have ever seen

I don't think Tony will approve of this

Loki: I like him... Peter: wOwiE, thanks mr Loki

I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD I LOVE THESE TWO

It gets to a 10 and we just see peter petting him and singing lullabies and nursery rhymes

WAAAHHHHH MY 2 FAVORITE (MAYBE DEAD) MARVEL CHARACTERS ARE BEING FLUFFYYY

THESE TWO ARE NO JOKE MY TWO FAVORITE CHARACTERS IM *SCREAMING*

ITS A TEN CHILD big mood

Now this... this is beautiful

Ok someone has to know someone who knows someone who knows someone who works at Marvel / Disney (cause Disney owns Marvel) who knows someone who is somewhat ok friends with a hire up who can make this happen. If that person is you, then you know what to do.

Loki: It's a ten child. Peter: Evacuate the civilians! Me: EVACUATE THE PUPPIES, FAST!

I’m highly tempted to make this a fanfic. I mean it my favorite character (Loki) and my third favorite (Peter). It’s perfect.

This is the most wholesome idea and a perfect redemption arc for Loki. MAKE IT HAPPEN!

SOMEONE MAKE A FAN FICTION OF THIS

want this to happen so bad its not even a joke anymore WE ALL NEED IT! Im gonna try and tweet marvel this so they can hear what we want!

Ah, yes, this masterpiece. I've finally found it after all this time. And it's as great as I remembered it.

This is the best goddamm thing I've seen in forever. We all needed this, more then we realize

PLEASE MAKE IT A MOVIE!!!

would be better if they animated it and got you to do some of the voices.

I love them FUCKING SPOILER To bad they DEAD!!!!!! (They comin back)

I'd so pay for this to become a real movie ^^ if somebody could write a fanfic about this please send me the link! XD ♡

IM ON IT-*pulls out laptop* THIS BOOK WILL BE DONE SHORTLY BRB

Aghhh my heart why can’t these be reeeaaaaalllll

There is a spiderman episode where loki turned peter into a pig by using a magic hotdog. He. Spit. In. That. Hotdog. Am I the only one the remembers?

This is so freaking adorable! We need more of Peter being a cinnamon roll with Loki!

I really want more of these Marvel videos. Especially the “Incorrect Quotes.” But that’s just me.

I though it would be a good idea to watch this... now I want a three hour special with Loki and Peter Still a good idea, but I'll feel empty untill then...

Someone make this a thing.

When I'm feeling sad or just not myself I watch these videos and instantly feel 10x better!

_Oh, neat. This is uploaded on my birthday._

If it gets above a six does that mean we can't root for Loki anymore?

To be honest, I like this. Loki and Spider-man being friends. Plus, Loki having a 1-10 scale to tell how evil he is, with "6" and "7" being Peter's cue to help calm him down, I can actually see that happening. And the two of them just going around having fun together, stopping petty crimes, and even sitting on a roof eating hotdogs with each other, that's the wholesome type of stuff I like to see.

Peter is precious and adorable and we must always protect him

*YESSSS MARVEL*