"Why is there a suspiciously Billy shaped bulge in your belly, son" "Oh my god, Dad, for the last time I did NOT vore Billy, please stop accusing me of voring Billy, you always accuse me of voring Billy and I'm sick of it" "Son, you haven't answered my question" I really hate that I typed all that out
@@PleaseStopTalkingPodcast The worst implication would be that you're in Attack on Titan. But even then, it's probably better than being isekai'd into Terra Formars. Especially since poor ol' Brendan wouldn't last a second in that situation.
@@jartism Thinking about that, I'm imagining Brendan's uncle as the TF2 Sniper. Because Jarate. ...ok, I only just noticed that your handle has *jar* in it. I swear I didn't plan this, I was just flying by the seat on my jorts.
I've never felt more seen than when Brendan said "my favorite character is a big half-orc with a hammer who hits things". Literally what I'm playing rn.
Borsch is not served cold, but it's alright cold. All slavs eat it, the recipe varies a lot. Potato is not traditional but popular, but it's primarily cabbage and red beet for the colour, can be made with white beans and your choice of meat. Eat it with a dollop of sour cream, optional dill, and a peeled clove of garlic for nibblin'.
I was sorting stuff in my bedroom while listening to this and I just grabbed a box AND A HUGE HAND-SIZED SPIDER WAS ON THE SIDE. AND NOW IM SCARED. THE SPIDERS ARE ALREADY HERE HELP
6 minutes in and we get into a pregnancy orchestra. This is a banger already, opening with the Womb Man Group. You talking about "Mel-core", and I'm over here thinking about Melkor from the Tolkien mythos. That man was pretty much Satan, and I'm pretty sure HE'S the reason we had to deal with Sauron. I kinda hope that the Brap Detective girl was actually the one who farted in the pit. That would make the whole situation so much wilder. Spiders attack the concert. Also, there are Harvestmen in Fear & Hunger, but they're a lot freakier than our harvestmen. Probably because Valtiel is kind of a freak himself, especially if you think about the mannequins he built. ...speaking of spider groupies, Muffet from Undertale would probably handle the catering for Arachna Po' Boys. Oh god Brendan, I also have a "vicious imagination". Which is why I really wasn't keen on the Dobussy talk in the Dagon episode, and would've been uncomfortable even if I hadn't seen an image of a big-and-round sphinx cat before watching that episode. Though speaking of throwing things, our ability to throw is tied to how our arms used to be well-adapted to brachiation, swinging through the trees with strong flexible arms. Brendan's uncle tried to go people bowling, and then he tried to pick up that spare.
been loving the new art and graphics. Also I forgot for ages that my patron name is “Fuckeroni Pizza” and kept thinking you forgot to put me on the list.
Every time I hear them talk about Ken Bone I think of the red sweater guy from the US 2016 elections. I know this isn’t who they are talking about, but I don’t know of a different Ken Bone and I like the Ken Bone lore expanding
@@Professional-Gamer no joke, it's actually the same guy. He did a Reddit ama and people found a bunch of weird comments he made from the same account.
There is a company that’s making a heated gaming glove but everyone’s just talking about how they’re going to use them to crank hog, not sure if that’s more or less socially acceptable then needing them for cold gamer hands
Borsch isn't that hard to make, just get any stock, slice in some potatoes and cabbage. While its cooking, fry some onions, boil some beets, clean em, cut em and add to fried onions, give it a little time and add a few spoonfuls of tomato paste and some water, that give it some time. When potatoes and cabbage are nice and soft - pour the sauce in and give it a 5-10 min. Turn off the heat and let it stay for another 10-20 min. And its ready to serve (sour cream is optional)
Ypu could theoretically have a Ken Bone Devil fruit in One Piece. Just dpepnds if he is considered a mystical diety. One guy has the powers of The Buddha
Yeah that happens a lot, one time I told Brendaniel that he’s actual trash at Burger King Sneak King on the Xbox 360 and then he said “Chulump I predict that your dad is going to die in the next 48 hours.” Sure enough, the next day my dad got stabbed to death by an unidentified assailant in a Burger King King costume who, according to 15 eye-witness reports, was screaming “WHO’S THE SNEAK KING? I’M THE SNEAK KING! I’M THE KING OF THE CASTLE! I’M THE KING OF THE CASTLE! I’M THE KING OF THE CASTLE!” Crazy stuff! Brendan is so cool!
@@chulumpthebigmoneywizard851 -take two large leeks and cut them length wise and then into ribbons and soak them to get the dirt off-take a large pot and sauté them in butter until caramelized. Add 6 cloves of minced garlic and sweat for 30 seconds. Add 5-6 large potato’s chopped. Fill with chicken or vegetable stock until potato’s are covered and turn heat to high and boil until fork tender. Turn off the heat and add salt, with an immersion blender, blend until smooth. Add cayenne, paprika, pepper, and salt to taste. Add 1-2 cups of heavy cream and 2 dollops of sour cream and mix until combined. Serve hot for soup or chill and serve cold for vichyssoise. That’s my recipe.
Of COURSE Billy cracks out the 2009 free xbox live trial ass recording the one time I have an ear infection. Actually incomprehensible. EDIT: Brendan, I'm disappointed! Shartlock Holmes was RIGHT THERE. EDIT 2: I'd eat the boom boom fruit.
Has Brendan considered that instead of gamer gloves he just needs a heated controller? I'm sure someone somewhere makes those, though maybe not on purpose.
I think the Fart Lady just has a really bad social disorder. I think anyone who tries to take jokes too far would go for something that would make them seem more likeable, or at least clue people in that they're joking. And while “Crang” behavior is somewhat related to attention seeking, I think this lady was genuinely being belligerent. From what Billy said, she was genuinely offended by some (most likely illusory) slight against her to the point of accusing EVERYONE in the mosh pit. The fact that she didn’t say ANYTHING like “haha just kidding!” Implies that her anger was legit, I think. Also probably didn’t help her case that any amount of alcohol would’ve agitated her further. Even if she were goofing around, I don’t think it necessarily classifies as “Crang.” Depends on how one delivers it. I could totally see myself initiate a conversation by asking “excuse me, but did you fart in the spider pit?” Before going on some tirade about how I know them from my dreams or that spider pits used to be filled with scorpions. Just saying the wackiest stuff imaginable. But only to that person. I think Crang would try to be extremely low brow (implying I’m not low brow) and say “did you fart hehe fart hehe” to as many people as possible, while still trying to show people that they’re JOKING. It’s just a joke! Gimme that. I’m gonna eat the whole thing.
Funnily enough, I had the exact same issue with the ps5 controller thing. Luckily, I tested my recording after a minute and noticed that it sounded like shit and I fixed it, so I only lost like 45 seconds of audio.
@@PleaseStopTalkingPodcast RIP, mate. At least you know for next time now? And while it's very noticeable, it's by *far* from the worst audio I've heard.
no void this time....damn. i bet that fart girl was the one that farted herself but was so embarrassed she went around accusing others just to throw blame off herself.
Billy you should like purposely fuck up some random person's mic on the podcast every now and then as a version of RNG to make the podcast more interesting
Я что не один в России слушаю бредни пацанов? Borsch is a thick hot beetroot soup with cabbage. Additional ingredients almost always include potatoes and either beef or chicken (chicken version is not deemed traditional tho), tomato puree, lemon juice, garlic, bay leaf, clove and black pepper. My nanna lives in Ukraine and she doesn't use clove in her recipe, but adds a little bit or red pepper and whole lot of fried pork fat. It makes her borsch unmistakably Ukrainian. Btw borsch in neither Russian nor Ukrainian. It's kinda ancient, there was no such countries back then. And Kievan Rus that is alleged to be the country of origin of borsch is predecessor to both Russia and Ukraine
@@МаксимГригорьев-ъ7ф Ящитаю, ребята прекрасно справляются с please stop talking втроём. Меня больше огорчает, что Мандалор в press start turbo нечасто появляется. Мне не хватает его особого взгляда и богатого опыта.
@@МаксимГригорьев-ъ7ф That said I would gladly grant ukrainians full control over borsch IP just to let them have one more thing to build national identity upon. Not that it would be any loss for me anyways, cause one of my nannas is Ukrainian
@@МаксимГригорьев-ъ7ф У него выходила ревьюшка буквально две недели назад, так что он жив и продолжает трудиться. Может, он уже рассказал всю хрень, которая с ним происходила, так что ему нужен творческий отпуск, чтобы с ним произошла ещё какая-нибудь хрень, чтобы о ней скорее смешно рассказать Мандалор имеет право на отдых ) Как я уже говорил, мне нравится слушать ребят даже в таком маленьком составе. Но я согласен, что хорошо было бы завести кого-нибудь в пару к Брендениелу
What the fuck is it with core metal band mosh pits and people punching each other? Even at the death metal shows I go to, people will like, pick you up if you fall, or hold up the glasses people lose to try to find the person who dropped them and stuff. I have never been punched or aggressively assailed by random people trying to find someone who farted in the pit. Everyone there is already sweaty and gross, how the hell would you even smell a single fart? Are the core enjoyers ok?
Calling borsch Russian and right after it going "no, it's 100% Ukrainian" lol, are you trying to open a new front in the comments? Also yeah, for people from Americas it might be hard to get but there are many dishes that aren't tied to a particular country and are eaten in a large area - Borsch is one of those
