'SPLICE' is a DISGUSTING mix of Twilight and Jurassic Park 

Coming from a biologist, the poking to see if something’s still alive is actually the most realistic part of the movie

Saw it in theaters when it came out.. I didn’t want my money back... I wanted my innocence back.. That movie touched me inappropriately

the horror genre: _exists_ Directors who desperately want to make a movie about their own twisted fetishes: "It's free real estate"

This isn't even a "Sweet home Alabama" moment anymore I'm just straight up scared.

Ed... Ward... It hurts

I thought this was a nightmare I had when I was drunk...

"Naked mole cat chicken " That's exactly what it is, now at least I can describe it to my therapist

I’m genuinely amused by the number of scientists in the comments saying “yeah no, we would definitely poke it first.”

As a scientist I can confirm that one of the first things we would do would be to poke it. We'd have a follow-up to that, but yes we would probably poke it

I have an ex (keyword ex) who LOVED this movie. She thought it was the sexiest movie on the planet. Now that I think about it, all of her favorite films had themes of incest...

My ethics teacher thought it would be a good idea to watch and discuss this movie in class. It was an interesting day to say the least.

This is a horror movie that isn’t scary, it’s terrifying. The monster isn’t the thing that makes the viewer nervous, it’s the people.

"Just a regular romantic date night, creating abominations" ah yes, just like my parents 9 months before I was born

Sigmund Freud would’ve had a field day with this honestly

Poking is a legit way of testing in science. Here is an example: After feeding the king penguin, scientists wait for a time period until penguins fall asleep and then poke them with a stick in order to see how easy it is to wake them up. This supposedly helps them understand penguins phases of sleep and metabolism...

Imagine how I felt when I WATCHED THIS WITH MY PARENTS

Y’all traumatized about the sexual parts. *sis killed her cat with her tail spike. I cried when I was a kid* Edit: sorry ma that I put you on blast 😭

"What if Shape of Water, but awful"

At least you watched this at home, comfortably. I saw it in theaters in high school. With my mom.

The reason the "mother" Flips to the cold dynamic from the wholesome mom, is because a lot of abusive mothers do that.

True story. I watched this at the movies with my mother who I barely see as a get together to catch up. We just thought it'd a be a interesting sci fi flick and we always went to the movies growing up. I'm a dude and was in my early 20's at the time. It was pretty awkward after the movie and to this day we never talked about it. It was the last time we saw a movie together. She's still alive, we just don't do that anymore. Thanks, Splice for making things weird for me and my estranged mom with your weird double incest.

Many people were depressed in 2009 and I bet it's this movie's fault

I still find it hilarious that this is one of the few movies where the corporate guy tries to *dissuade* them from doing crazy human experiments at the beginning. When the guy who in almost every other horror movie would be a greedy asshole with no morals is telling you you're going too far, you KNOW it might be a good idea to stop whatever it is you're doing.

I recommend this movie when someone talks about wanting catgirls.

We gunna ignore the fact that she got pregnant with HERSELF at the end of the movie??? It was said that she used a splice of her own DNA for the organism so that means THOSE BABIES WILL BE TERRIFYING AND HORRIBLY MISFORMED

I saw this movie in theaters with my grandmother when I was in my early teens... Would not recommend that experience...

Finding out her lungs were amphibious was like when I found out my toaster was water proof.

You had me until the incest part, this is literally someone's fetish film and you can't argue that

I am so glad you're doing a take on this. This movie has haunted me for years.

I thought this was a horror movie about science going too far and she realizes she's better than mankind so seeks to replace them I wish that's what it was

“A regular romantic date night: creating abominations” I mean, that sounds like heaven to me

At first I thought the monster was “cute”…. That perception of it changed SO fast. It went from “Ok this is going to be a sad horror movie” to “This movie is so messed up and I wish I could go back to not knowing this movie exists” And I haven’t watched the actual movie I just watched Movie explain videos Those videos have now scared me into not watching the movie

"What in the freudian f*cking hell is this" I need this on a tshirt

did you accidentally watch this movie when you were 10 years old and die a little inside, or are you normal?

"what in the freudian hell is this?!" love that. stealing that.

I saw this creature somewhere on the internet and was like 'wow I want to watch this movie' and after watching I literally needed a therapy

Me watching this movie when I was 11 realizing that isn't a Kid movie: 👁️👄👁️

I didn't have, "No one tries to f*** the dinosaurs" on my youtube bingo today.

I find it repetitive that so many sci-fi and horror films that has the “woman can’t get pregnant/lost a child” theme. This movie, along with Aliens, Prometheus, Arrival, Gravity, etc. have this. Spoilers, by the way.

*hears that splice came out in 2009* Welp, guess I'll just go book my room in the retirement home and find a plot for my grave now

As an actual biologist, this movie made me more mad about the utterly stupid misrepresentations of how research works than the first Planet of the Apes trilogy movie.

Splice in a nutshell: "what if I banged it?"

The way they managed to squeeze incest, sexual assault and beastiality in a single scene😭

Weirdly enough, I thought it's a nice horror about a creature who escaped the lab at first. The design of the child creature was adorable as heck, and the adult was disturbing... But then I found out what ACTUALLY happened in the movie and.. Yeaah...

*me, just reading the title without having heard of the movie*: Vegetarian dinosaur goes to college, falls in love with personality-less Chris Pratt and sneaks into his room while he sleeps in addition to a million more creepy things- later turns him into a dinosaur and they live happy ever after damn wtf

I was like “Oh this movie doesn’t seem that bad- - Oh, OH NO”

Adrien Brody's expression when he realizes Dren likes him. That "oh no" face is priceless. Not worth watching the movie, though.

You know how some movies just STICK with you over the years?? This is one of those movies. It wasn't high budget, I kinda hated it (in a good way if that makes sense?) And yet I still think of it randomly every couple of months. I only watched it once, when it came out, but I remembered most of it. Strange.

I want to hug all of the traumatized people in the comments, we've seen too much

I had to watch this movie in my high school biology class years ago and I still can’t believe my teacher wanted to traumatize us so much...

I remember my cousin choosing this movie to watch at the theatres. I still remind him to this date-more than 10 years later-that he’s not allowed to choose the movies after I sat through this nightmare.

Amanda 4 month ago : "this is the most unholy..." Amanda 1 week ago : *watched human centipede and her list immediately shifted*

When I saw the thumbnail and title I was like "oh cool, something I never saw before I'm safe" But as I was watching the video, it awakened a dormant memory from deep within my brain and it turns out I did actually watch this and was so traumatized by it that I just blocked it out entirely.

5:07 As a molecular biologist who has worked with transgenic animals, I must say this: Ma'am you underestimate the amount poking it entails

My sister nearly threw up after watching this movie her exact words: “I don’t want to have kids anymore.”

I remember watching this at the age of 8-10, my parents let me watch since I was being a brat and refused to go to sleep so they decided to let me watch as well. The incest and sex parts made me terrified. Of course my parents covered all of my senses to block those parts out, but they had bad hearing and I had good hearing, so I still heard what was happening and saw the shots with the kid listening in her parents. My parents sent me to sleep and I finally obliged after that part, but I came back to watch some more because I felt too scared to sleep at that point, and I was right when the incest shit was happening. I didn't speak up at that part and I wished I actually have, so my parents would stop me from watching. Ever since then, I had nightmares of being in the creature's (I think her name was Dren?) perspective that's having _it_ with my own father. That was the most I've cried in my entire life. It was genuinely so repulsive that I avoided my own father. God damn it, even just remembering it makes me want to cry, I really hated that movie and now RU-vid algorithm wants to haunt me.

This movie is like if a film student read a lot of Freud and said "I wanna do a Frankenstein movie" AAAANND BOY HOWDY!!!

I thought this movie had an interesting concept, but damn, the execution of it was so perverse.

"What in the Freudian fuck is this" this is why amanda is a comedic genius and I'll not have it any other way

I once went over to my friends house and we got really frickin bored because we literally watched everything interesting on Netflix so we looked up horror movies and found this movie so we watched it and I can now say I'm scarred for life qmp

In 2009, I was an innocent seven-year old boy living an innocent life not knowing about the economic depression.

"I feel like I was terribly depressed in 2009" So was the world's economy, so you're in good company.

I saw this movie in theaters and I mostly remember it because it was my first outing with friends after spending about two weeks in recovery from a bad accident, and how DEEPLY apologetic my friends were that THIS was what I ended up seeing.

I used to love this cartoon called Splice as a child, and I remember looking up the cartoon Splice on RU-vid and finding a lot of . This movie...

What went through the guys head "she's not my biological daughter, free real estate!" that scene was uncomfortable and disgusting

This confirmed my desire to dedicate a video to Breaking Dawn Also because some people don't understand what Dren says at the end, it's 'inside' - which calls back to when Elsa says that there's a part of her in Dren. So it's next level gross

Movie starts off as an interesting sci-fi horror, turns sexual, then turns sexually, incestuously horrifying.

I’m surprised the government or whoever was in charge didn’t just force her to get an abortion

I saw Splice on a double date. The other couple had picked Slither last time, so we picked Splice this time. I swear to God I thought it was going to be a straightforward monster movie. When we all walked out of the theater my buddy shook his head and said "Dude, that was just wrong".

I don’t think she heard about the scrapped dinosaur-human hybrid idea from Jurassic park...

Before you started summarising, I went to the description and saw it was 'Freud-fueled sci-fi', and I immediately went, out loud, "Oh no"

"Regular romantic date night, creating abominations" I mean... thats how i was made

So in short: it started as a legit horror movie but then turned into a live action take on the average hentai tropes.

Sounds like a 2000’s era fanfiction. The splicing science and questionable sex scenes were rampant back then.

How the hell was this movie pitched? “So it’s like Mew from Pokémon ... and then it grows up and f**ks its human parents” “....” “That’s fantastic! Produce it!”

my experience with this movie is that every time i thought "no... they sure wouldn't do THAT that's too twisted THEY FUCKING Did

Splice is one of the only movies I've seen that left me feeling uncomfortable and gross for days after watching it.

Me: *Sees title* oh damn so like a person falls in love with a dinosaur. The movie: Me: oh... OH

The movie traumatised me. Your reactions are legit. Here, have another subscriber.

At the end when they gave her the money, it wasn't just to keep her quiet, it was payment for her to carry the baby to term because iirc they found something in dren's DNA and i guess the thing she's carrying would have some of the same within its dna

The scientists are always like "let's do eugenics" and the programmers and engineers are always like "let's do AI" and it always ends up worse for us, and they never learn.

This movie just feels like someone had an alien fetish and wanted to make it a regular movie lol

I love how this was the movie my mom and stepdad saw together on their first date- and they walked out halfway through

Back when this movie came out on DVD (when those were still a thing), I walked through the children section of my local bookstore. There was a DVD selection of children movies that parents could buy for Christmas for their young innocent kids. I think somebody in the sales department had gotten tricked by the cutesy cover and didn't research "Splice" because there it was. Right between all the Disney movies.

The intimate scenes made me so.....uncomfortable💀

The SCP foundation would have had all the events of this film, Elsa, Dren’s corpse, and Elsa’s incest child filed as an anomaly and sent to a site immediately.

Can’t believe they named the scientific abomination “nerd” backwards

To quote what I said to my friend. “This movie is like the boat ride scene from Willy Wonka extended into an entire movie and I hated it.”

I MADE THE GOD AWFUL MISTAKE OF WATCHING THIS WITH MY GRANDMA THINKING IT WAS JUST A NORMAL HORROR MOVIE

This movie came on to netflix and now everyone is talking about it. "iNsIdE YOUuuuuuuu...."

BRUH I've been thinking about this movie so much lately, mostly because my high school bf absolutely loved it and thought it was "hot" 😬 oh the red flags...

This movie....made me question everything.

This movie disturbed me so much I had to watch V for Vendetta just to calm me down.

My cousin and I and a bunch of his friends went to see this in theaters when it came out. We were excited for weeks about it cause the trailer made it look badass. Did not allude to the sexual shitshow at all. We stayed for the whole thing but I remember we all just walked out in silence and didn't say anything for a good 3 minutes before finally just being like "well let's never talk about that again"

I saw this with my family years ago and well... we were traumatized, especially me. That scene with the woman and that creature at the end, really haunted my nightmares for months and its one of those scene that CANT GET OUT OF MY BRAIN! I wanna forget it but nope, so thank you for creating my nightmares, movie.

This is actually my favourite video on the internet. I have lost count of how many times I've watched this xD The way you say "And she has a little dress, isn't that precious?" lol

I took my mom to see this. I don't think she's ever going to trust a movie recommendation from me ever again.

"No one tries to have sex with the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park". That you know of. Have fun with this thought. :)

You know, I really thought that the fact I watched this movie, like, 10 years ago, meant I wouldn't feel nauseous after watching this video and remembering the experience. I was wrong. I was so wrong.

when doctor "oops that solar system went boom" Rodney McKay tells you to stop it, you should.