SPOOKIEST DRIVE OF MY LIFE | Dead End Road 

"The following shops appear to still be open" *Dark Alley* My local Dark Alley is not open 24/7 :(

When markiplier said "A book, A Bell, and A Candle" over and over again, "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby way, Sidney," echoed in my head...

*fire starts* "omg how do I fix that???" *fire disappears* "oh no it fixed itself"

Genie: You have 3 wishes, what will they be? Me: I wish for more wishes Genie: You can't do that. Me:I wish I could do that Genie: Hold on I have to check the manual

"Fucking pothole god damnit" I'M DRIVING HERE I SIT, CURSING MY GOVERNMENT FOR NOT USING MY TAXES TO FILL HOLES WITH MORE CEMENT.

*"You've met with a terrible fate, Haven't you?"*

i consider this a drunk driving simulator

*buys bible to go make a deal with a demon*

Old Lady: "I guess my appearance frightens you?" Me: "BITCH YOU GUESSED IT!"

"You can't swallow all of me" Markiplier - out of context compilation?

"What is your request of the dark powers?" A pet named Steve

A PET NAMED STEVE

Note to self: Never go on a road trip with Markiplier.

"I need you to get these three items: a book, a bell, and a candle." *Walks over to the fireplace.* Here. A book and a candle. Got a bell around here too?

Ah! Bird! **bam** Well, that bird had a bad day --Markiplier Quote of the Day

I died when captions said "orgies" instead of "woah geez" xD

My wish: I want to bring my mother back from the dead. The cost: one leg and my brother's whole body, with an additional tax of an arm in order to keep my brother's soul. Yay.

Aw why'd it have to be 29:59 ... Just make it an even 30:00

Worst. Headlights. Ever.

Night time: check Barely lit room: check Nobody near but dogs: check Mark playing a horror game: check I am now ready to die of a heart attack or not get any sleep tonight. Perfecto :p

12:29 Oh great. We must have entered Satan's hidden lady tube.

lol why is there a trash can and boxes in the middle of the road?

his defence kills me every time. 😂👆

mark: is this based on skill cause i dont have none of that also mark: WE FINISHED FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDIES on 50/20 MODE

(Sees the title screen pop up) Me: fuck that. Nope. (Exits video) it's 3 in the fucking morning I refuse to do this.

"I probably shouldn't be going full throttle" continues to go full throttle anyway

At one point, I was like, "What is that?!?!" Turns out it was a little splotch of water on my screen.

I think I would wish for immortality, to tell the truth. It's not that I fear death, it's that I dread the thought of dying.

Just wish for immortality. Boom, you can't die.

"You've met a terrible fate haven't you?" I think Ben Drown is haunting your radio.

Wow, this is a really well made game! The unnerving atmosphere and the old-school graphics and sound effects make it even creepier!

KLAATU! BARADA! Ni... (Ash makes a dumbfounded face) Good little reference there. Evil Dead and Army of Darkness is awesome.

what's a zombies favorite place to drive?..... A DEAD END!!

Jesus Christ. I've been looking through the comments for about 3 minutes now and all I see are 12 year olds who keep spamming quotes from the damn video, a stupid hashtag about JackSepticEye, and some little kid asking Mark, a grown man, to stop cursing in his videos. Not to mention some little shit who honestly thinks RU-vid is going to shit because of the "drama" even though most of said "drama" happens on Twitter more than it does here. Welcome to the RU-vid comment section.

mark: i should've had my defense up *puts up middle fingers* me: *dies of laughter* X3

"why are these guys driving on random sides of the road" Mark... your wheel is on the right... they're driving British style, bub.

Have a nice day everyone I hope you are all doing well :3

moral of the game, dont use a demonic ritual to get what you want.

When the lady was like you need these things I started singing "the cow as white as milk the cape as red as blood the hair as yellow as corn the slipper as pure as gold!"

I question Mark's mental Intelligence and sanity sometimes

a Book a Bell a Candle it makes BBC. BBC us a British cable company. THIS GAME IS BRITISH

Mark, have you played Welcome To The Game yet?? You should, it's right up your alley!

"What is your request of the dark powers?" Cheeze-Whiz (if you get this, i love you)

"what do you wish for" me: a hot demon Butler to serve me for all eternity

They're not driving on random sides of the road, Mark. They're all driving on the left. This is a game made by someone British. The biggest hint for this? He spelt Maths as MATHS (with an S) and the prices are in GBP (£)

PLAY WELCOME TO THE GAME

"you are beyond the reach of god here" that still gives me chills

"You've met with a terrible fate haven't I?" BEN IS THAT YOU?!

Mark... You're driving on the wrong side of the road. Think about it: Steering wheel on the right, using pounds as currency, etc. You're in England, Mark. Also, you don't need beauty, you're already gorgeous!!

5:40 Who leaves a trash can in the middle of the road? lmfao

All throughout this video whenever he was driving I did that thing from that one Spongebob episode, the one where whenever Patrick was alone he was like "weee wooo weeee wooo" and whenever he saw Spongebob he just starts going "WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO" (shoutout if you remember that), and whenever nothing dangerous was happening I was like "weee wooo weee wooo" and then when something dangerous showed up I just exploded like "WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO" 😂😂

mark:ultimate power game:jumpscare mark:show a.middle finger as a protection

MARK, WHY? IT IS ONE SECOND OFF 30 MINUTES EXACTLY. OMG XP

When I heard A Book, A Bell, And A Candle, I thought of Beauty and The Beast lol

"COME TO DADDY" "HOW ABOUT NOOOOOO?!"

"I'm easily dissuaded." Me too Mark, me too.

"No, Officer, I'm not drunk. I just performed a demonic ritual, and the dark powers keep fucking with me."

Good morning/evening/afternoon/night to everyone everywhere. I wanted to thank you being a part of this amazing community, you're all such amazing people that i wish i could meet and just say hi to. Thank you for being you, your all beautiful and amazing people and never let anyone tell you differently. i hope you all have or have had an amazing day.

The game looks like the driver is tripping balls lmao

Mark: "Who would be driving on this road?" Also Mark: driving on that road

a book, a bell, a candle, and CRANBERRIES

I would like to borrow your voice, it soothes me, it arouses me. Sorry?

Even though there's demons everywhere I keep imagining I'm going on a fieldtrip with mark

The one thing I want after I trade my soul: A doughnut.

Here's a cool idea for a multiplayer mechanic. The second player is an excorsist and his/her job is when an illusion appears the second player has to deactivate the illusion before the car crashes.

Mark:what was that Me:it's ur grandma saying "BITCH U GUESSED IT!"

"Oh hey trash can!" Me: i didnt know i was in the game . -.😔✊

3:54 If anybody couldn't understand, it said: "You are beyond the reach of God here"

a Book a Bell a Candle BBC anyone

I'm eating a big bowl of NOPE right now anyone else?

why do they have a trash can in the middle of the road😅😅

"Klaatu barada nikto" Is from the Day the Earth Stood Still. It's worth a watch.

Steering wheel on the right, but still traffic drives on right side? Wut is this magical country?

9 out of ten would change name to driving car simulator.

Never before a driving game can be a horror game. :/ *plays Eurobeat*

"You've met a terrible fate, haven't you?" Me: BEN DROWNED?! Was that the song of unhealing I heard there-

28:10 "You cant swallow all of me" (Markiplier 2016) ;)

You should play welcome to the game it's a horror game based on the deep web! It was made by the creator of rides with strangers.

fun fact: when Catholics excommunicated people from the church, they used a bell, book and candle.

Oh hell no 0:45

#givemarkipilerdiamondplaybutton Oh, wait a minut...

00:02 *does octodad impression* these captions, man XD

Grimoire: "Veratu, Barata, Nikto" Me: *Squeals at Evil Dead reference*

“I should have had my defense up!” XD

I just wanted to mention that "spoopiest" is misspelled in the title. O_o

you. couldn't make this one second longer? my ocd is killing me seeing this is 29:59

Mark: "GIVE ME BEAUTY" "BEAUTY IS A MUCH HARDER QUEST TO HAVE" 😂

25:10 BEN DROWNED CONFIRMED

11:00 Mark you crashed into a pole at full speed you most likely would not survive that

bUT THAT'S OKAY I'LL JUST AVOID THE HOLES SO U SLEEP FINE I'M DRIVING HERE I SIT CURSING MY GOVERNMENT FOR NOT USING MY TAXES TO FILL HOLES WITH MORE CEMENT that was the first thing i thought of when he was driving and avoiding those holes bye

"If you can figure out the end..." I SHALL DO IT! *5 hours later...* -_- *ragequits*

"...and bring along some things..." A car, a torch, a death? "A book, a bell, and a candle." O... well TØP doesn't apply I guess...

Did anyone notice the demon guy quoted the happy mask salesman from majorah's mask?

I would've put unlimited wishes

Mark: Who would be driving on this road? Me: You, obviously.

at 12:25 I was like "wtf why is Mark travelling down an anus XD"

Please finish this game!!

Maybe for the wish put LUCK... ? thought?

*The feeling when you make a video an exact amount of time" YESS, *when u watch it, the video gets 1 second taken off* FUCK

"I should've had my defense up" *Flips Bird* My god xD