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I thought the same my friend

Looks like the people of Ukraine are showing the truth of that statement.

That aged badly lmao

@@conorboyle6975 The people of Ukraine hate their own government and we are all fed one sided propaganda in our media.

@@lukeirvine1386 never go full NATO

But this isnt a Bethesda universe, so...

HamburgersAndBeer “it just works” my ass

They are not glitches, they are features (and effects of radiation)

* Proceeds to Mary poppins into the atmosphere in a car and die instantly *

Such is life, in the Zone.

@@jegga9199 I'm neither Christian, Ukrainian or female, but can I DM you anyhow

@@TuriGamer eggs dont age well too. just sayin

Why would Sseth saying "Ukraine" make this video age badly? The context is simply not there to make it relevant in any way.

@@brandonmorel2658 People always makes these comments when someone mentions the name "Ukraine".

😬

MR. Yezhov was his name

NOT BUKMUK OH NO BUUUUKMUUUK

rip bozo.

Rest in piss clown

Amazing how did he manage to get into a fictional country?

Those western just come to zone because meme *GET OUT OF HERE STALKER*

and youre so drunk that bugs actually make sense on this bitch of an earth t. serb

@@veteranloner9892 ПРОХОДИ НЕ ЗАДЕРЖИВАЙСЯ

Теперь во истину точный

А что, за краем карты не так?

Or San Francisco. Can confirm we also have the junk heap crack den anomaly. Mom says I can't get the meth needle artifact from these though.

Dave Smith +500 bleeding +10 chemical

@@DaveSmith-cp5kj Watch out for the "Sweaty Turd in a Brownbag" Anomaly

@@DaveSmith-cp5kj plus shit loads of aids

@@seanranklin2733 Ah yes, California, the place that decriminalized purposely giving someone else aids such as stabbing a stranger with a contaminated needle. Seriously, this place is run by some fucked up people.

"I know that I said it wrong. And I will do it again. So I can flow more freely... Like a sewage drain"

nyet, nyet, this is all hear say and in no way resembles the russian government. we are a peaceful people. operation cheeki breeki never resulted in any deaths and the exclusion zone is just a place where we keep vodka.

Yeah, it made me snort as well.

@@TheXell cocaina

@@5uperM nope, flour. There are two versions of reality--

The developers forgot one important thing though. They failed to add semechki as a food item.

Except the way he pronounced kalbasa

@@1stdoctor329 It would be seemly too powerful

I'm pretty sure I've heard him saying he's Ashkenazi Jew living in one of the post soviet states (Estonia, I think), so it's not surprising he knows the culture a bit.

0 subscribers with no videos naah mate, he grew up in scotland, but was born in russia i recall, to a romanian father.

Fu**ing Stalker Weasley

@@filipmalat546 So that's what Ron has been up since his adventures with Harry Potter....

Y-yeah....

Holhols BTFO

@@InvadeNormandy Dead ruskies littering its field, cope and seethe Ivan before you dillate.

@@InvadeNormandy nwooo hohols pls gtfo out of my country

Ukraine playing the uno reverse card and bout to make it the "fictional nation of Russia".

Looks very professional, yeeeeaaaahh.. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-3vB0qy4PKNk.html

He truly is amazing

Seriously? who he is?

@@Soldadodelasombra super sus

@@user-sf1rx2tj6gi know thats It looks Strange but the point is that the First Thing that comes to my Mind is that he belong to some underground civilization of Rat people. And i want to clarify myself that one idea Like that cant be real....... Right?

XD

Pomp eet, steal his artifacts and crash eet again

Can I get a quick rundown?

Dr. Lanky pump up the price of artifacts den crash eet, do not sell any medkits or bandages

Thank christ for that, Cheeki breeki jokes stopped being funny back in 2012

There was one.

only one almost

Papali papali suki!

Fuckin' hipsters. Yahweh forbid someone enjoy making a reference to something they appreciate.

This is why I love this guy right here.

fucking yeeeeeeeeeeees, i do that a lot ! since i discovered this channel, i kept viewing their videos a lot of times XD

It was a very very cool joke!)

Exactly.

I i keep hitting the got back 10 seconds gesture to laugh at stuff. CONSTANTLY

Was the AI advanced enough to spell purpose?

@@yeastyyeasty2168 almost

smart comment

@@drunkenslav2334 its actually true

another mentioned around the campfire bit of lore is that its an accurate simulation of the Noosphere.

Yeah the poor bastard can’t attack at melee range in vanilla SoC lol, what I did on my second playthrough (in my first, I ran from it) was use the hallway as a cheap peeking cover to poke his health off like how I did it on Lab X16 lol

In every playthrough I just started to fire full auto the moment I saw him. Well, it works.

this controller doesnt give a fuck about your jumpscare tolerance

Real option is the ladder my ass. My AK and I sat and plinked at that bastard till he died. I used most of my medical supplies but I won a moral victory after he scared the piss out of me.

You just have to break the line of sight.

I scrolled for 5 mins for this comment. Thank you

🙏

- how many miles left until the goal? - 2. - and then what? - then another 3.

Oh you meaty bastard

THANK YOU

The Trouser Snake Child Soldier Academy xD

He said roadside picnic immediately as I read it in your comment

bruh why is youtube asking for my ID to watch this video all of a sudden my account is FIFTEEN YEARS OLD fuck off

Imagine having 200+ likes in a month in a 2yo video. Sseth's videos really have some replay value go them don't they?!

@@HackionSTx I've seen this vid at least three times - i still find it entertaining. He puts so much time in his editing to the point that it is hard to appreciate all the jokes in just a single watch

Truth be told, most events that happened in Eastern Europe in the last couple of years were kind of to be expected back when this video was made.

"If the legends are true"

Wind Wind I was sadly way to high when I saw this comment. And now my sides ache from laughing.

Posting a green text in a youtube comments section... I see the radiation got to your brain

Am I a bad person for googling Kazakhstan to make sure it actually exists?

How dare you not know the almighty country of Borat?

But in this country we say Suka Bliat and also Sheshen sigen

But Ukraine doesn't exist!

the zone is a magical place like that

Dick Marrinator For you

hahaha fuck hou homie.

+TheHalogen131 Ukraine has always existed, unlike "Russia".

Was curious thanks 😂

Ахах, а коли буде Windows 10 bandera edition?

@@pupsik_99 вирішили скіпнути і зразу робити на одинадцяту

Мы знаем

I've completed the game like 4 times and I've always tried my hardest to survive the machine gun shooting at me.. I never knew about any other ways of leaving that location...

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I did that too! But after I got the guy on the machine gun I rushed in and murdered the entire camp as you can abuse the machine gun's limited firing arc. Still pissed off that I couldn't steal it since it's mounted to the railing. Eventually found one I could use in the second to last area. Having played the first game I figured that needing to get through the hail of bullets was just another part of the Stalker experience.

That's not something that an idiot would do. That's something that a STALKER would do.

@@Captain1nsaneo hahah exactly this, just stalker things

Name checks out.

Buena 👍

Be safe out there

@@virginiadavila397 no

@@virginiadavila397 bad bot

@Vercingetorix "Стримерша Карина", sharishaxd RU-vid channel. If you are interested, on 3:25 is another Russian streamer - Alina Rin.

@@user-pw8wm7sf3u are you sure this is not the same person?

Honestly what's the difference at this point

@@OdaVenom I'm sure.

@@WailordLvX Exactly.

Even moreso recently, I guess :/

Uuhhh... So what happened to the Russian forces there? They turned into zombies after emission? Get annihilated by the mighty soldiers of Monolith?

How come you not in a trench yet?

@@SomalianIchimiif I remember correctly they dug into the red forest making trenches, gave themselves radiation poisoning, then ran away with their new mutated tails between their legs

Sorry where do I get a copy of the fabled Windows Bandera? Legally of course.

I like this theory.

Sseth is a fucking genius

I need the name of that video

@@baronvonskeltal7550 me too!

nothing can justify that music, it's an insult to the universe

The ultimate form of "it's not a bug, it's a feature".

@Mr Penguin super emissions

Especially the one with the car

@Mr Penguin the maincharcter leaving existence it self

@Mr Penguin An out-of-body experience

SUS? super? Thats kinda AMOGUS

The best part of the book.

Nyuyse That's what makes the ending so great, his final inner monologue on the last couple of pages is fantastic because the whole book is just suffering and filth and the final line completely contrasts that.

Since Arthur was created by Vulture's wish at the golden orb, do you think his wish is really the "will of the Zone"? Is Red allowing the Wish Granter to exercise self-determination? Probably not. But Red does give the sacrificed Stalker his wish essentially, making amends for the cruel betrayal necessary to reach the Wish Granter in the first place. It's almost as if he wants to say "I should've thrown myself in the meat grinder and let you live."

Red is the only one who called Arthur a wish. I interpreted it as Red being bitter that he tried to live life in the zone by guiding people who insisted on going to back to safety and being pretty selfless, while vulture killed people for gain/so he wouldn't split profits. Red has an objectively awful life and vulture has a pretty good one so Red insists its a supernatural occurrence rather than the world simply being unfair. The orb probably does nothing and they misunderstand it like everything else in the zone. Red is always altruistic even if he's abrasive. His final dialogue is nothing truly new

StayCalm0 ...or the orb does actually do something, we never find out but I guess that's the beauty of it; either way it doesn't really matter because we see Red come out the other end of his hardships not completely destroyed. He lays his heart bare for both any sort of "intelligence" watching and us reading, guess I've always seen it as astonishing and miraculous in that it shows us that even a life like his does not have to have a bitter end but even after all his mistakes and bad luck he chooses a wish that is altruistic (like you said) and kind.

I’m pretty sure he’s slavic

Yeah, but last time I was in Easter Łódź it didn't look like in 4:06 .

@@desmond931 he said he lived in Britain in one video, but it might've been a joke

He's trained his voice to be American. He's from UK. Still west of Ukraine I guess

@@desmond931 Slavic my ass. The man has a hardcore "western spy" accent. The knowledge is still very impressive though

Potion seller, enough of this game!

*YOU CANT HANDLE MY POTIONS. NO ONE CAN. MY POTIONS ARE FIT FOR A BEAST LET ALONE A MAN*

You're a rascal

My potions can kill dragons, let alone men.

Why respect knights when my potions can do anything you can.

You know who else got killed? JFK

Killed him too

hahahaha SAME

My name is JFK And boy i sure do feel Ever so nice and safe In my automobile

xweert711 I didn’t even notice that..

Yeah, may God bless his soul

I would never expect the Jews to do something as altruistic as fund a You Tuber

OY VEy…..?

we live in a not a perfect world.

It pretty much sums up that encounter.

That telepath made me think about that one time when i killed all soldiers at the military depot and accidently broke the whole story line but at least the soldiers at the zone/outside outpost respawned the second I walked out of it and they all wield an ak 74 or the 6000 ru version. The worst thing about the respawns was the hardness of getting the guns away from the army but puting all the loot into a soldier and then draging the corps to the closest trader can do ( btw the bug exists in clear sky but i dont thing it works in any other stalker oh and you can gain about 10000ru per 2-4 raids a loss of point in your grinding and some good medkits,bandage but i think that you dont realy need to do the part with killing the depot tho). If you need instructions on how to kill most of the soldiers just do this: 1. Find the ak amunation in machine yard. 2. Go to the the outpost ( thrue the one closest to machine yard of corse) 3. The secund you chear the speaker talk shit go slightly right so they dont see you right away. 4. Kill the guys on the road (remember to save the game first). 5. Try to find ap ammo on them (if they dont have a lot reloade the game) 6. Kill the rest (using the ap ammo) 7. Colect all the loot you can find and put it into a corpse of your liking ( it can just be a soldier but a blind dog is the best). 8. Grab the corpse and run as fast as you can ( it may fall out of you hands a few times just remember that you walk slightly slower when you draging a corpse and you cant have your weapon drawed pick it up if you sudenly walk faster or have your weapon out). 9. Profit. Also dont sell the ak74 you get at the start.

@@patrykkotkowski8781 Wait, you're not supposed to run from the telepath then slaughter the entire military base?

@@oddluck4180 im talking about depot and military outpost at cordon not the location military depoth.

Well, one can interpreperet that they're hallucinations of the Zone. Whatever, they're still funny sometimes:D

Nothing like hiting a box with a screw so hard that it just brakes the box and teleports the contens of the box straight into hell am i right stalkers?

He grew up in Eastern Europe if memory serves me well

Hes a Russian living in Denmark

And I'm the queen of Ukraine

Why haven’t you returned yet?! You said you’re just going to buy some milk. It’s been 15 years.

Guess I'll keep living in the zone, searching for purpose.

Omg DeSinc Pls Do A Video About Stalker

Oh hey there!

I love you

such is life in the zone

Please do stalker.

it's like to be a unicorn

Completely agree with that

correct. the mythical creatures are now in polska.

What about Finland?

@AlphaChocolateTruffle "At least I know how to read braille."

Кирс Whelp,He is Russian isn’t he?

He was a Ukranian pseudo-nazi.

@@RU-vidisntlettingmeuseczech fighter for the independence*

@@pavlotretiakov2130 both.

Bandera was a glorious fighter for independence of a free nation aka mischievous terrorist Nazi collaborator working for EA Games. Depends on the type of propaganda you prefer to be brainwashed by.

As a russian i totally agree. Historically russians used to know 3 or more languages to some degree. I, myself, have knowledge in over 4)

@@Lisiralei Standard russian, sober russian, VERY drunk russian and a little ukrainian?

@@konstantinchurkin8037 you are aware on what channel this comment was made?

SolaniusCCG is the channel racist towards russians?

@@kam2894 doubt it lol

So excited!! Maybe I should catch up or watch an LP. 🤔

I just bought the 3 games due to this one, playing them as we speak

@@sovietred7371 how is the game so far?

@@juanangel2546 FUCKING Awesome! It have amazing atmosphere. Play it, it's gonna be worth it

There is a Stalker mod called Anomaly that is free to download and play, don't need to own any of the titles in the series. While I still recommend buying the original games to help support the developers Anomaly is a beast all its own. New mechanics, monsters and weapons, options to customize the game when you start (too much to list), a huge map to explore with randomly generated quests for stuff to do while working on main quests, MUCH better optimization thanks to using a 64 bit version of the engine, and so on. I have sunk countless hours into the franchise and with Anomaly I've nearly doubled that time. Misery is good too but requires you own Call of Pripyat, still good though.

nut

Remove pants and assume the position.

I give him my clothes and the best rifle out of the pile of them on the floor.

Get the AK and remove muta-- I mean get the automatic intruder deterrent device and expropriate the genetically challenged individual of it's vital functions.

Ask for more drugs.

"БЛЯТЬ!"

Maybe he finally got the good high quality "non-prescription" stuff you can only buy in shady back alleys.

I started watching the both of them before these memes before this was ever mentioned, I’m glad I knew about them both originally I found these comments

No U

Take him to the infirmary

Holy shit i just realize it just now after 2 years

Secure - Clear Sky Contain - Duty Protect - Freedom hmm that's sounds very familiar.

WAIT WHAT

OH NO

Too bad he said "contain, study and protect" lmfao deaf nigga

I came early after hearing that smooth voice.

@@jaimediaz6295 *hey hey people* I want an smr of this...

So true.

Not the only thing that came.

Very

it's based only if you're pro-socialist homosoveticus

This made my day most fallout players be comparing it to stalker and saying fallout 2 and nv is better

You read his comment in Sseth's voice, didn't you

why is even the F-trash from bethesda in the same sentence as Stalker? seriously im being dickish on purpose.

cant wait for stalker 2, probably gonna be my first stalker game

@@sillylittleowlguy2392 you must at least try some stalker mods. Call of Chernobyl, Dead Air, or Anomaly (the best one out there imo)

Did you have to duel people to get artifacts back home then?

Appren yes

New Jersey, right?

@@fuzzydunlop7928 nahh i say it's Frisco with all the needles

I wonder which artifact you got has driven you the most insane.

Wtf lol? It's easy to hide from the soldiers' machine gun behind the tree (not the thickest one, but the thin one), wait until he stops shooting and then run through the hedge

@@jajacoolCr "Wait until he stops shooting" You mean never?

Di you know you can snipe him with the Rifle/Hunting Shotgun and some armor piercing bullets? I didn't. Until I got so pissed of at this twat that I started to shoot at this сука and managed to kill him.

@@AurelionSass there was some time that the machine gun is stopped firing, that was your chance

@@rain_f I usually just start running even before the "ALERT STALKER DETECTED" guy starts talking, and i usually make it. Usually.

@@ThisFeatureKindaSucks of course

Pekka.D you forgot all the furries and scalies

You call it degeneracy, I call it art.

@@Valdetiosi That makes Mao a humans rights activist then.

@Plain Plane What cost is 100 million dead for the great leap forward?

referring to, or even mocking such things doesn't mean the same as enjoying them

What type of mutant is that?

Some of the russian occupants literally irradiated themselves to death after digging trenches in the red forest

this is gold

sharishaxd

Люси Сорью it has a beautiful charm doesn’t it? Quality < heart and soul.

>trust me i'm ukrainian fool me once, shame on you

орал с этой хуйни в присядку

The location is based on the film, which is does in Chernobyl

@@angquangnguyenthac2833 If you're talking about Tarkovsky's "Stalker", it actually happens in an unspecified location. Moreover, it was shot 6 years before Chernobyl incident even happened, sooo... yeah.

Well the powerplant is a dead giveaway

It's really an excellent read, first time I saw the film I had to put the book out of my head and take the film at face value. The two work alone wonderfully, but together form a brilliant body of art. The games, and I played Shadow of Chernobyl and Pripyat seemed to be in the same universe but too far removed. Glorious none the less!

have you read hard to be a god by the strugatsky brothers? it's phenomenal as well, thoroughly reccomend!

Miałem zonka, gdy zobaczyłem wspomnienie o Łodzi, ale potem sobie przypomniałem, że życie tam to gameplay Stalkera.

@@Scarab1233 szczególnie na Bałutach i na włókniarzy po 22

@@Homer-fc5fm zapraszam na zarzewską i okolice przybyszewskiego. Niezapomniane przeżycia, anomalie, emisje i wpierdol

Fnordom Fluxus xd

Til kabanos is an actual word, not a wordplay on "kaban" (russian for boar)

Too based for RU-vid!!🤣

Shadowbanned

My entire recommended list is just Sseth vids.

@@GrilladKirby Your name hints to why that is already.

@@unsrescyldas9745 Touché

if you're a homosoveticus, yeah

Украинские ПВО такие крутые, что могут сбивать 18 из 12 ракет РФ, но при этом каким-то образом электричества всё меньше, а воду теперь надо брать у отдельного грузовичка, это капец как смешно на фоне заявлений о перемоге. Кстати у вас там скоро может быть Чернобыль 2, т.к. ЗАЭС снова начали обстреливать Интересно кто? Будь это РФ так и сказали бы, что РФ, но почему-то тянут с оффициальными заявлениями). И помни, это ты голосовал за бесхребетного Зеленского, которого раком ставит разом любой командир АЗОВ.

@@russka9337 Here you can see an average Z-russian with a list of pre-prepared phrases to projec the "strength of Russia" with industrial grade copium. Individuals like this one will bombard you with almost random points just to *somehow* make you believe that Russian struggling to conquer Ukraine for 9 months is somehow normal for the "second army in the world". Somehow he managed to simultaneously believe all the nonsence of the official Kremlin media, like the Ukrainian people sitting in darkness and without running water, *and* not find it strange that the Great Russian Army not just struggles to defeat such a country, but also had to abandon a city they declared to be the center of a region of official Russian Federation territory after its conquest.

@@russka9337 here it is, ruzzian bot triggered by word "Ukraine" is coming for you in the comments

LOL

100% true!

It's brilliant - they can pass any bugs as glitches in the Zone !

that not bugs, that anomaly

Bugs? You mean unintentionally programmed anomalies?

@The Thunderblade Hello we see you are trying to say there is no Ukraine and are ready to bitch at you -American

You need a artifact detector to see Ukraine.

You didn't see Ukraine on the map because IT'S NOT THERE

Discovering something , that doesnt exist

@@jackdislushie2224(unwraps) Hey!

Yes I am one sick Ukrainian fuck in case you wanted to ask what the hell is wrong with me

@@SyberianVG Got any women to export or is it all boked

@@LalkeBanditen we can export Nadiya Savchenko as an option

Hello to the homeland from America! My family came here in 1910, I am saving up to visit now.

Now if only we could make that a reality; don't worry, the UPA will rise again.