STAN the WATER MAN 

Stan: I'm a great judge of character, and you seem like a good guy Jimmy: wanna buy some crack?

Why, everytime I leave RU-vid on autoplay, and wake back up, it's always this video, no matter what, I could be watching Reddit readings, and it comes back to Stan, everything I do, it all circles back to Stan.

This is literally Mark's version of a little girl playing Barbies.

The fact they brought this up in space with with markiplier legit brought a tear to my eye...

Jimmy: "There's one in the bedroom." Mark: "One what?' Jimmy: "An idiot who's about to get robbed!" BEST LINE EVER!!

"I'm not giving you any crack today. I'm gettin you out of debt" *My heart* We found best boy.

i love how markiplier started to characterize Stan as a socially awkward psychopath and all in all nice guy

Stan: "I feel morally in-incontinent at the moment." Jimmy: "Look a continent is a large land mass." god damn that took me out

To everyone that’s confused about this: this is a new role playing mod for GTA V. You join a server with other players and every player has a character to act out. Yes, the voice chat is all improvised by each player. Yes, the other players realize they are playing with Mark. It is against the rules of the server to break character, which is why nobody says anything about it being Mark - if they did, they could be kicked off of the server. If you enjoyed this and want to see more, there are a LOT more hours of Mark streaming this on his Twitch channel, however the full streams include more of Mark being out of character and just figuring out the game, and aren’t just funny interactions from start to finish like this video. Still fun to watch though! Hopefully this cleared up some things I’ve seen a lot of people confused about!

*I didnt think i would have a crush on a video game roleplay drug dealer who cries alot*

Jimmy going through every single person that Stan’s wife cheated on him with is fucking gold

*kiki just casually walking up on jimmy n Stan while they're still arguing* Stan: "Maybe- Maybe you're not as good of a friend as I thought!" Kiki: *Dramatically Gasps while quickly leaving* "I'll give you guys some space.." Yeah Kiki has a comedic talent. I love her.

As stupid as it sounds I actually got connected to Stan and Jimmys friendship

Other GTA players: *_Kill everyone and blow up their cars, and dominate the lobby._* Markiplier playing GTA: woter

Given that Jimmy's player is a streamer, you know he must be having fun if he's hanging around this weird, water-obsessed guy for so long.

After Iron Lung, i want this to be Mark's next film project 😂😂

"That's the difference between you and me Stan... I don't hit my friends." *Sad music plays* My heart broke

Jimmy is exactly what i expect out of a gta roleplayer. Dudes obviously a pro, id trust getting crack from him anyday

Jimmy teaching him how to play by saying "use your x muscle" is the most wholesome thing I've seen all year

It was at the moment when Stan dropped 37 bottles of water on the ground and shouted "BOOTS?!" That I knew mark had struck gold with this character

I came for Stan I stayed for Jimmy

My favorite part is 1:46:00 “You dropped 27 bottles of water in right front of her and said ‘boots! Boots! Boots!’ like your Dora the f-cking explorer” LMAO.

2:11:46 Jimmy: **makes it very clear to not repeat that he or anyone called Stan a pimp** **seconds later** Stan: “MY FRIEND JIMMY SAID I WAS A PIMP!”

"DO YOU THINK YOU'RE A HARDASS, STAN?" - Kiki "I do get hard in nervous situations, but that's neither here nor there." - Stan

I don't remember what happened before. At the beginning, I was falling, and then my feet found the ground. As I gathered myself, I realized that I had no memories, my mind so incredibly empty of all but one purpose. To deliver water

1:41:46 I think the fact that Mark actually had 37 bottles of water amazed the guy so much he broke character for a second😂

Well, after watching In Space with Markiplier, I guess Stan the Water Man is canonical our dad. Does that make us Roy?

Damn, I didn't expect Jimmy from the beginning to stick with you to the end. That was amazing!

Stan Wheeler: New In Town a netflix original comedy special

I watch/listen to this video at least twice a year. Idk why. Jimmy is a mood and I love how he takes rping just as seriously as Mark, and he's just as good at it too. Touching story, beautiful representation of the power of friendship, love and acceptance. Thank you for helping me study and sleep and get commissions done, Water Man

I’m so dead mark pressing the wrong buttons turning into seizures etc. for natural rp in the game 💀💀😭😭

I'm actually so into that plot though. Jimmy and Stan's friendship, Kiki's appearance halfway through, Jimmy saving Stan from a dark path of drugs, Emma and Bri, Bird Clown and Bear, just the whole story. Not to mention Stan's character development as he adapts to the hard life of the city. His innocence ruined as he recovers from his coma, remembering his ex wife and his sweet baby boy Roy the Water Boi and crashes his trucks all around the city. He grew up too fast...

I love how Jimmy went from: “I’ll just take this schmuck along for the ride” to: “Stan is my brother and I’ll stand by him no matter what” and I think that’s beautiful

Since Mark is now seemingly entering the film business with Iron Lung, I seriously hope he makes a Stan the Water Man movie. That would be so much fun.

I miss Stan the water man.. I know in my heart one day mark will bring him back to us. Maybe not today or tomorrow.. but soon. This city needs Stan the water man.

My grandkids: Tell us a tale grandpa Me: What about the nicest crack dealer in all of Los Santos

Kiki :say silk 5 times Stan: silk, silk, silk, silk, silk. Kiki:what does cow drink?? Stan: woter? Kiki: *screams in rage* Omg I lost it xD

Really proud of Stan for his debut role in In Space With Markiplier. He was only in it for a little bit, but he really stole the show. I hope he goes places

the trio of Stan, Jimmy, and Kiki is instantly iconic

alternatively: Stan Wheeler, the Water Dealer

Mark: “Your a good soul.” Jim: “Thanks, want to buy some crack?”

When Kiki first goes, “STAN. HELLOOO, STAAAN!” That is so damn funny

the storyline and characters really are perfect. we need a 'stan the water man' 2!

1:46:21 I literally DIED laughing Jimmy: "You dropped 27 bottles of water right in front of her, pointed to her shoes and said: 'bOoTs, BoOtS, bOoTs'. "

Things to include in the sequel - Joining the state troopers - Friendly Jimmy - Brie - A god damn therapist Edit: - Sweet baby boy Roy - Kiki

1:10:00 that long pause of Jimmy having absolutely no idea what Mark is on about really got me 😂

21:01 i can't help but appreciate how perfect the timing of that donation was. It starts immediately after the dealership man disappears and stan stops talking. Not only that, but it ends at even better timing too right as the dealer comes back and they start talking again like nothing happened. I love it.

Stan: the nicest crack dealer in all of Los Santos. Jimmy: maybe leave that last part ou- Stan: the nicest crack dealer in ALLLL of Los Santos.

Stan - "I feel morally incontinent at the moment" Jimmy - "Look, a continent is a large land mass"

“YOU WERE CARRYING AROUND 37 BOTTLES OF WATER NO WONDER YOU PISSED YOURSELF”

Years later and this video is still amazing. All the parts with Kiki in it make me laugh so much even now. Milton is so freaking funny.

This was the funniest fucking thing I've ever watched. A great movie with a perfect protagonist! Stan's the man!! Full immersion, great characters, love, madness, drama, friendship!! I LOVED IT. I was laughing so much through all of it.

Jimmy: YOU DROPPED 37 WATER? NO WONDER YOU PISSED YOURSELF!

3:12:10... When jimmy went in after getting punched, he still tried putting in a good word on behalf of Stan.😭

For everyone interested the guy who plays Jimmy still plays on nopixel, albeit rarely as a different character named Wingle Dan. Kiki doesn't play anymore. While most of the other people who Stan runs into still play. The old people who run into Kiki are Gladys, Eugene, and Mel all still play while the man who played Mel now plays as the very popular James Randal. Lang Buddah still plays and even became a very corrupt mayor for the city after buying the police department.

Jimmy is a goddamn saint. Jimmy: "Sweet little sunflower" Who even says that?!

"Is that a black belt in wooing?" "No, thats my seatbelt." Comedy gold

Jimmy and Stan are the best duo they play off of each other so well

Stan: *Walks into job building* *Falls through the floor after putting 1 foot into the doorway* Stan: "WOAAAAAAAOAOAOAOAAHAAHAAOOOAH-- " *floor appears* "..oh."

Jack's split personality: Anti Mark's split personality: sTaN tHe WaTeR mAn

Stan the water man The delivery man Feeding thirsty men Figuring out a plan To find a job at manhattan

these people mark is interacting with needs some careers in voice acting cuz omg this is incredible of how funny and on point their roleplays are

I’ve watched the “Stan the Water Man” series SOOOO many times but I just keep coming back to it. It’s so fucking hilarious. “I seem to be having multiple seizures across my entire body..? Maybe I do need some crack after all..” 🤣🤣🤣

I don't know why but if im afk for too long RU-vid will inevitably bring me to this video. If I fall asleep I wake up to Stan the Water Man. Why, I don't know. I don't think I want to know. All I know is Stan haunts me if I'm gone for too long

"You just dropped, 27 bottles of water in front of her and said, *boots*, *boots*...... *boots*." More of this this whole video was immensely entertaining!

I like how Jimmy was teaching keybinds during the robbery

'What side is the water on stan' 'We just passed the water' *Kikis explosion of rage since theyre on an ISLAND* Is sucn an underrated moment

Stan: “I have no contacts... you’re the only person I have in my phone.” Jimmy: “Oh you saved my number?” Stan: “I diiid.” I don’t know why but that exchange gets a chuckle out of me every time.

Why is this like an ACTUAL movie.

Three years later, I've watched this several times yet I still tear up when Stan considered Jimmy a ex-friend and that ending! I love Stan and Jimmy! They are one of my favorite duo! 😢

this genuinely is a movie and i love it so much, ion like to comment that much on yt but this is so great to watch. the dynamic between jimmy and stan is so great and jimmy slowly starting to care for stan makes me really happy. i love it

Jimmy: You can come inside.. Stan: I like the breeze. I come from a colder climate the temperate nature of this environment is more condusive to my skin Jimmy:..... Stan:....I'll come inside...

Can this be a movie? *Edit:* The sequel should be Roy the Water Boy

"Il just watch one more video" The video:

I love the fact that Lixian went through this entire video just to add some echo and text every now and then, great job.

Jimmy: don't tell anyone Stan: *gets a phone call* Stan: GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED

mark: "you....(points down).....boots....gooood" police woman: "you....fanny pack....great" jimmy: even if u sound like a caveman its a start😂

Stan is a schizophrenic people pleaser with anger issues who just wants some damn water- get the man more water… The masculine urge to animate/draw this..

My fiance hates this video and I take it so personally. Not only are there a million gold nuggets of humor in here that keep bringing me back, but it’s all IMPROVISED?? I can hardly believe it, it’s so good

Jimmy: "You're gonna manage a threesome over there!" Stan: "There's gonna be another girl?" ...Awkward silence and sirens... Stan: "Triplets..."

Stan: "I think I'm ready for that crack" Jimmy: "..Wow that was quick".

I hope Lixian had a good laugh with mark's gta rp when editing this video. It's still freaking hilarious

I'm usually terrible at remembering to stay hydrated but Stan talks about drinking water so much that I actually remembered to do it lol

How did EVERYONE stay in character the whole time omfg

2:39:08 I just can't stop laughing at this sequence Mark saying there might be a problem behind them as you see Kiki's car running at the speed of the sound directly towards them You can just FEEL the impending doom approaching

When Stan fuckin punched that guy, I lost it. I had to pause it because i was laughing so hard. Markiplier is god's gift to the world.

this is so much better than breaking bad tbh

Honestly the fact that this is all improvised is amazing, the characters are so well developed. Stan, the outwardly awkward but passionate guy with a motivation to sell water and reconnect with his son. Jimmy, the outwardly cool but internally insecure guy with a low confidence and a want to take Stan under his wing. Just fantastic.

kiki and friendly j deserve an oscar for this improvised convo. actual comedy gold

2:34:04 i dont see enough people mentioning this, its one of my fav moments

2:55:24 I legit haven't laughed this hard in a very long time. Milton is a fucking legend.

On twitch: Jimmy- Shrimp_ Kiki- MiltonTPike1 Trooper Emma Dupont- Kinamazing Officer Scarlett Winters- Spekel Trooper Ripley- TheMatt924 The old guys that jumped Kiki are called the Prune Gang. Including: Eugene- Vader Gladys- MickDaInfamous Mel- Spaceboy (Thanks to replies for providing info). This is a GTA5 rp server called No Pixel. It's whitelisted and hard to get into (someone said the applications are currently closed due to backlog). A lot of streamers are on this specific server. If you seach No Pixel on Twitch, most streams have their character name tagged in as well so you can watch from their perspective.

27:25 Mark actually made me feel bad and concerned about Stan the waterman

"Is that a fake mustache!?" "uh-no! Its' uh... look man, I used to have a really nice mustache but I lost it in the divorce! I miss it!"

that was GOLD Mark: I feel- I feel incontinent- Jimmy: LOOK.... a continent is a large land mass Mark: NO INCONTINENT

Dang, Stan. I felt sorry for him when he “broke up” with Jimmy, seriously. (Also, this role play was gold.) Edit: Two years later, and it's still incredibly funny XD

"Life's a story, you gotta act it out." ~ Markiplier, 2019

Stan and Jimmy were the real love story of this roleplay

*Roses are red,* *I own a van,* *There is nobody better than,* *Stan the water man.*

Jimmy: I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm a *prostitute.* Me: I know I shouldn't be laughing, but it was just so sudden. 😂