STAN the WATER MAN LEARNS to FLIRT

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Stan the Water Man learns how to flirt with a woman! Also Stan sells some drugs...
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@finley5065 5 лет назад

This entire video *Two men trying to sell crack and not have a mental breakdown.*

@driftboats999 4 года назад

AHHJ U RUINED IT AGAIN

@idonthaveabody.help.4736 4 года назад

@Airi mage I had a Vietnam war flashback to when my friend told me about his fart kink when I read your comment

@Jubileedell 3 года назад

@@idonthaveabody.help.4736 👁👄👁 lmao what!?

@austing2481 3 года назад

@@idonthaveabody.help.4736 excuse me?

@bigdaddywingnut 5 лет назад

Mark, PLEASE make this a regular series. This is my absolute favorite thing you've done on the channel in a long time.

@Snowolfpup04 5 лет назад

YESS PLS

@freddykabuffke461 5 лет назад

I think he does these from time to time on twitch?

@Kilaelia 5 лет назад

There are also longer and more eps available on his twitch. I started watching GTA RP through Mark and now I'm obsessed with several of the characters in this world 😂

@freddykabuffke461 5 лет назад

@@KilaeliaYa.. I never cared about twitch, but I love water. So it's only natural (got it?) to watch Stan there doing his thing.

@CAF420ALLDAY7 5 лет назад

Markiplier makes is my favorite series but this gta rp is getting up there i watched the episode were brenda punches mark and really enjoyed that video

@spookypotato1397 5 лет назад

Please bring Stan back, we all miss him. and his and Jimmy's friendship, along with Kiki screaming at Stan

@morgant7251 4 года назад

A year late but anyway, if you go and watch what jimmy (shrimp_) has u can watch more.

@aLexiS-lm8vv 4 года назад

Morgan T Thank You so much!!

@DK.The.Warrior 4 года назад

2020

@asratheartist5799 4 года назад

I agree w this statement

@raidlad6653 4 года назад

I can't hardly agree more than I do but damn we really getting thirsty

@elizabethopoussm 4 года назад

the weird part is that jimmy really feels like a gta character

@melissasabine7064 3 года назад

Yeah ikr

@youtubevanced1508 3 года назад

I keep watching the Stan saga over and over. I love that it's a side of Mark that feels real, and that Jimmy is such legit personality. This is some serious stuff. I wish they would actually have a GTA DLC of these two and going on an adventure.

@drummergurl99 4 месяца назад

I feel like it’s just the new rp player vs one that knows what they’re doing. I always felt the same about Dundee cuz he was like a tutorial with sykkuno🤣🤣

@Mish2007 5 лет назад

"Do I seem like a weird person to you Jimmy?" ... "YES"

@legobrik 5 лет назад

Okay that's fair

@ryanstender8316 4 года назад

Wrong

@zer5367 4 года назад

Me and my friends😂

@bluebird5624 5 лет назад

for anyone who wanted to know, this is the list of some characters and their Twitchs: Jimmy: shrimp_ kiki: MiltonTPike1 Brenda: ashlynn Mel: spaceboy Edna: kitboga Eugene: vader LT Ziggy buggs: Ziggy Officer tribble: ConfusedDevil Ducky: t3r0_ Kael Soze: Koil who owns the server

@vanillyv6698 5 лет назад

you are a blessing to this world you know that? thank you ily

@bluebird5624 5 лет назад

@@vanillyv6698 no problem! there are a lot of entertaining people in the nopixel community and I just thought I should share how to find them!

@nakazatotakeshi4286 5 лет назад

I checked Ashlynn and found out that she also half korean, what a coincidence

@moduspwnenz 4 года назад

omg thank you!

@shuwn5745 4 года назад

Whats Stan's twitch?

@alexigreen9895 5 лет назад

*Please keep this a running series, I need weekly episodes to stay hydrated.*

@Woody107 5 лет назад

So much this.

@coolmarsh2260 5 лет назад

Alexi Green YES definitely

@Frosty_yo 5 лет назад

Yesssssssss

@stevencol2395 5 лет назад

There is the entire story of Stan on Mark's Twitch

@sinkingfoxx973 5 лет назад

Please keep him addicted to oxy

@platinumdman1468 3 года назад

I feel like Stan affected everyone on the server. Especially Jimmy. They must have been heartbroken when you never returned

@Verasoul 2 года назад

He didn't affect Siz because he came into the city after and I would say affected way more people and the city as a whole, no disrespect to Markiplier or Stan.

@Choshako Год назад

"Everyone" is quite a stretch since Stan only interacted with a handful of characters.

@drummergurl99 4 месяца назад

Ffs spaceboy still has Stan as one of his alerts 🤣

@redinkhearts 5 лет назад

*"sells" crack to Mel* 5mins later *gets punched in face by Mel while he runs away super fast* Immediately Jimmy: HE RUNS LIKE HE'S ON CRACK! That's what you call a "true comedian" people.

@amokriinprolgiid3409 5 лет назад

It was so funny when Jimmy was giving him directions on how to use buttons in the game, with totally bogus biology.

@SquidmanMalachar 5 лет назад

It's a wonderful way to give directions IC

@amokriinprolgiid3409 5 лет назад

@@SquidmanMalachar, you're not wrong. But, it doesn't make it any less funny.

@SquidmanMalachar 5 лет назад

@@amokriinprolgiid3409 Twitch your tongue in an 'X' motion to doubt.

@bincherito 5 лет назад

Please find out who jimmy is and play EVERYTHING with him. You guys vibe so well. I haven’t laughed this hard is years. It’s like jack and mark when they first started playing. It’s just perfect chemistry. Please mark!

@jorgemanriquez 5 лет назад

Jimmy is Shrimp_ on twitch

@eno21sam63 5 лет назад

@@jorgemanriquez Jimmy also sounds like X33N a little bit

@anon4998 5 лет назад

Cavillator Lupus pretty sure its bob

@lordfrieza5770 5 лет назад

@@anon4998 that is definitely not bob

@Heybudwatsurproblem 5 лет назад

TheOGMachine definitely not

@mcdeeemcdie4113 4 года назад

It was great listening to Jimmy and Stan trying to not break character and explain how to put on the seatbelt

@DarkBandit141 2 года назад

The fact you said Jimmy and Stan says enough, it really didnt break the emersion!

@-desertpackrat 2 года назад

I play a really niche text based RPG called cantr where you aren't really even allowed to talk out of character unless someone really needs ooc help, and sometimes you have to figure out how your character can explain things. Especially if they change something in the game mechanics like weather or things we can build and someone asks about it and your character has to think about why things in the world change, without alluding to the 4th wall and the outside players and creators.

@TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад

Stan: Your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty...

@fluffybear879 5 лет назад

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions mm

@xultra_violetx 5 лет назад

Bad tails Go sit in the corner

@sen4603 5 лет назад

Why the heck do I see you every where?!

@Skb64_ 5 лет назад

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions UM, ACTUALLY, IT’S “YOUR”! GOD!

@sylver9547 5 лет назад

I hate it when everyone switches your with you're 🙃. Thx for editing, tails

@AbnormallyNice 5 лет назад

52:25 Jimmy: "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!" I love Stan and Jimmy so much X'D

@CrispyChicken38 5 лет назад

Don't forget your S E A T B E L T

@Kassakohl 5 лет назад

@@CrispyChicken38... ωhατ?

@Bee-ue6px 5 лет назад

Patryk Janowski Theodd1sout

@odddiabetic 5 лет назад

I didn't know what he said but that's amazing

@justinkeller7845 5 лет назад

Crispy Chicken whrn is that part?

@aceroselily 5 лет назад

Jimmy: you need to start taking control- [car flips over almost killing both of them] Jimmy: -taking control of your life!

@certifiedserosimp 4 года назад

no, Jimmy, I think he should take control of the car instead

@Wlfie_kiss 4 года назад

@@certifiedserosimp YeS.

@NDJunction 4 года назад

literally most people in life xD

@Shelly-vw5ot 4 года назад

Awww I just posted the same comment then saw that it’s already been made

@KevinMartinez-it1if 4 года назад

What time stamp is that?

@chunky8684 2 года назад

jimmy trying to tell mark how to fix his game without breaking character is incredible

@Atinkyboo Год назад

"You don't have a B muscle??" He's so confused he thinks Mark doesn't have a B key lmao

@aspenbradham3456 5 лет назад

So if Mark has Darkiplier does that mean Stan has Stan the Coffee Man anytime he takes Oxy?

@sweettulip32 5 лет назад

it's real possibility i like that :)

@heyitz_delaney3451 5 лет назад

YES 😱

@GoldTheWriter 5 лет назад

No..... Dan the Coffee Man

@Justaspacequeen 5 лет назад

Yes

@kharnthebetrayer8251 5 лет назад

The devil's juice!

@zendpixie 5 лет назад

The line "Do you want to get to know my body better" after the whole muscle incident is the smoothest pick-up line I've ever heard

@NameiSarah 5 лет назад

Jimmy and Stan friendship is the best thing that happened to this world

@yember 5 лет назад

WE NEED MORE

@sema1273 5 лет назад

For real

@raremusicsoundtrack 4 года назад

I would give my soul for more videos on this friendship.

@danielburke7159 4 года назад

@@yember z

@danielburke7159 4 года назад

@@yember A

@avasemiah3728 4 года назад

I miss Stan every day legend says hes still wandering San Andreas looking for people with a thirst for water...

@samocenar2116 4 года назад

STAN ANDREAS

@angryartist3170 4 года назад

Thirst for water AND Oxy, Can't forget that

@inkaf225 3 года назад

And poggers socialist message 😎😎😎

@the_mastergamer3140 3 года назад

BAD SOCIALISM

@the_mastergamer3140 3 года назад

BEST COMMUNISM

@lasonris8934 5 лет назад

“Will Stan find true love?” “Will Roy finally respect Stan?” “Will Jimmy get out of prostitution?” “Did Stan forget about Bree?” “Find our next time on Stan the Water Man!!!”

@balz.k3483 5 лет назад

He's getting woman left and right, he made relations with Ana on the commercial shooting and Eugene's Weirdly French Daughter. (check out the other livestreams they are really good )

@justinjakedagupan7071 5 лет назад

@@balz.k3483 where?!?!

@rulingmoss5599 5 лет назад

@Jake The Legend7709 Twitch.

@justinjakedagupan7071 5 лет назад

@@rulingmoss5599 channel name pls

@Mr2010forgeben 5 лет назад

I love how their roles have shifted by the end of this episode where Jimmy is a nervous wreck half the time and Stan radiates confidence.

@someidiotacrossthestreet5188 2 года назад

It’s his alphaness shining through

@VenomQuill 2 года назад

Jimmy created a monster. /lol 3 year old comment hyyyype

@alexstone774 5 лет назад

Mark: jImMyY??? Jimmy: *sweating and crying trying to hide* Mark: jImMy I SmeLl YoU

@Wizard_Cat 4 года назад

I died when mark took the oxy and developed a satanic voice

@dangernoodle3343 4 года назад

Brenda: "stan whos writing your texts for you" Jimmy: "UH, n o b o d y"

@BambiTimes 5 лет назад

Omg I love Stan and Jimmy. This so needs to be a movie like seriously lol

@karimkarim5071 5 лет назад

There was a movie...it's 3 hours long And this is the sequal...it's 1 and a half hous long

@BambiTimes 5 лет назад

@@karimkarim5071 Yeah I've seen the 3 hour long one. I want more cant get enough lmfao 😂

@jeno2252 5 лет назад

@@BambiTimes There is more on twitch :)

@azurecandy6815 5 лет назад

Stan: and how would I find my seat belt here? Jimmy: Well to your left you would pull it around your B muscle Stan: Ah I got that muscle removed as a kid I love how they communicate

@R3cyclops 5 лет назад

What a ways Stan has come from just trying to get a vehicle to sell water to now being a drug dealer, murder accomplice, and an alpha male. Stan is a legend.

@randomtrucks 3 года назад

The best part is to see the guys perspective who plays Jimmy as well. Like the way he chuckled when he first saw Stan hiding in the bushes

@skyelarbloo3979 2 года назад

Do you have a clip?

@omnidiscord 2 года назад

who is it?

@pybrother Год назад

@@omnidiscord shrimp

@politespoon9790 5 лет назад

i absolutely love shrimp_’s (jimmy’s) voice i don’t know why. it soothes me

@kynedyclark2862 5 лет назад

what’s jimmy’s @ on social media

@politespoon9790 5 лет назад

Kynedy Clark i have no idea! i wish i did tho :( sorry!

@ajeex 5 лет назад

@@politespoon9790 it's shrimp_ on twitch as far as i know!

@desireealarcon1337 5 лет назад

You got 99 likes but that one like ain't one

@mellowhobbit2225 5 лет назад

Mark, you've struck gold with the Stan & Jimmy wombo combo.

@jackh4843 5 лет назад

mellow hobbit is it Bob playing Jimmy?

@user-qw4fu2jg1e 5 лет назад

@@jackh4843 It's Shrimp_ on twitch

@orangetangyvideos 5 лет назад

*"do not piss in here again"* "Oh, too late... I did that half way down the road"

@cerealkillerbossman6280 4 года назад

Mark: I'LL DO IT AGIAN

@Untoter_Konig 4 года назад

@dawnstar6727 3 года назад

Fun Fact: Mel's knee brace has +17 charisma and that's why he's so good at convincing people to give him money.

@mushroom6088 5 лет назад

this is just a dating simulator but the main character is awkward af edit: holy shit i came back to see the comments and this is my most liked comment ever, i think the most liked before this was like 3 likes so thank you all

@umbra4729 5 лет назад

So just a person who plays dating sims..?

@airlinefood5557 5 лет назад

Literally any anime guy in every harem

@alaina7108 5 лет назад

I came for Stan, but stayed for Friendly J.

@khaki4493 5 лет назад

Alaina glad we can agree

@galaxyteddybear4030 4 года назад

Alaina. I came for both. Left with only sadness...

@QwertyDragon69 4 года назад

Yes

@shelbypatton7571 4 года назад

didn’t we all?😂

@optimusburrinktea562 3 года назад

Same

@knightgem8234 5 лет назад

52:20 aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *runs out of bushes THR POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! *tackles *completely misses *flop.

@andrewramon8289 5 лет назад

If Mark doesn't keep this series going on I'm gonna be like Stan on coffee again.

@theinvisiblespoon6118 5 лет назад

You can find all this and way more of Stan on his Twitch

@Husitka 5 лет назад

@@theinvisiblespoon6118: I keep hoping he's going to RP some more really soon because I watched all of his RP streams live, and I've been having Stan withdrawals ever since. :D

@TheTrueAura 5 лет назад

dont worry he has streamed over like 24 hours of content so far haha

@jeno2252 5 лет назад

@@Husitka yeah, me too.

@losinglemo2454 5 лет назад

He hasn’t done it in like 2 weeks though? ☹️

@christop3 5 лет назад

Jimmy is by far one of the best roleplayers I ever seen. He stays SO true to that "dimwit" character role that its nearly realistic. Such an awesome guy. LOL that officer was such a dick, but hilarious. What a guy LMAO.

@thecrazyhobo 5 лет назад

The officer is great. His name is Koil on Twitch, you should follow him. He also plays a civ named Otto. Very cool dude.

@christop3 5 лет назад

@@thecrazyhobo Thanks, I'll check his channel out!

@elaichi_wtf Год назад

@@thecrazyhobo Can you tell me which person rps as Brenda?

@FinBoyXD Год назад

@@elaichi_wtf It was ashlynn on twitch.

@harry-eh3kb 5 лет назад

Jimmy subscribed to marks twitch at 54:25

@binglymccornface9625 4 года назад

I didn't notice! If that really was him that's cool

@kronosgranite_5555 4 года назад

That’s really wholesome

@claranadine1086 3 года назад

Oh my gosh, you're right. That's so sweet

@thepotatolord1679 3 года назад

Kiki also subscribed at 51:24

@ramonesfan6486 3 года назад

Jimmy woo?

@Wizard_Cat 4 года назад

*Oxytocin wears off* Jimmy: *ThE PoWeR Of ChRiSt CoMpElS YoU

@axelbenedict3301 5 лет назад

Stan: *gets call from brenda * Jimmy:* yeets himself out of car* yeah I'm fine...

@GeckoKingGaming 5 лет назад

axel benedict Omfg I was dying from that sound effect

@kakumei37 5 лет назад

Also, at 6:29 - Mark's making a metareference to something that happened in Jimmy's (shrimp_) stream before he picked up Stan. He ran over a dog, that's why Jimmy cries when Stan says he loves dogs xD

@boseunbekkannt4355 5 лет назад

I know it is weird

@MrDelta17 5 лет назад

I knew I recognized that voice

@ryanrzjr 5 лет назад

jimmy: you gotta be alpha Mark: Im alpha! Brenda: STAND OUTSIDE YOUR NOT PART OF THIS CONVERSATION Mark: Okay... Jimmy: Oh god *visible fear*

@orang1921 3 года назад

you're

@thatweirdkidyoda470 3 года назад

@@orang1921 orange.

@DarkBandit141 2 года назад

@@orang1921 orange.

@rintinrina 2 года назад

@@orang1921 orange.

@ni__wolf143 2 года назад

@@orang1921 lemon.

@aaronmcjunkin6136 3 года назад

The ABSOLUTE most immersive rp ive ever seen.

@Frog-uy5gk 5 лет назад

I love how Jimmy is just a main character now 😆

@proteinone4855 5 лет назад

Jimmy- *cries* Stan- *laughs* Also Stan- So YoU stIlL sELliNg cRaCK?

@CrazyMusicHacker 5 лет назад

Hotel - Trivago

@stanley1698 5 лет назад

no, I sell tables now

@sonnytaylor7606 5 лет назад

“It’s time to shave the mozzarella” - Stan the Water Man 2019 😂👌🏼

@jordenmassmusic 5 лет назад

Sonny Taylor are you trying to say we should rob an Italian restaurant?

@jacoblove7832 3 года назад

“Jesus he runs like he’s on crack” best line of the video

@dezu9272 5 лет назад

I died when Jimmy flew out of the car XD and when the old man pickpocketed Stan and put drugs in his bag it was so obvi and stan didn't do anything hahaha

@TwighlightPrince1 5 лет назад

"Oh, I had my 'B' Muscle removed as a kid and it was replaced by another muscle." Best Meta Humor I've heard in a while.

@emmartheindomitable 3 года назад

that had me rolling

@athenaandjj3293 5 лет назад

Waiter: Would you like any ice? Stan the water man: Could you melt it? Waiter: Um, why? Stan: Don’t ask me, *gives science book* Waiter: Ohhhh, you want water. Stan: Yep! Waiter: How many cups of water? Stan: *_yes_*

@RashiGaming913 4 года назад

Jimmy: "I love dogs so much." Stan: "Me too, sometimes I also want to cry. So are you still selling crack?"

@NostalgiaMan 5 лет назад

Stan the water man looks like a straight up tourist.

@sawyer8351 3 года назад

Homiesexual*

@the_mastergamer3140 3 года назад

*commiesexual

@DDGFK9743 2 года назад

@@the_mastergamer3140 *hydrosexual

@zoeymartin3696 5 лет назад

"Steal from the rich and give to the us." My new life Motto

@bridgetlouise5092 5 лет назад

"so we can't sell crack on twitter..." I was CRYING omg.

@johnwinder4442 4 года назад

Nobody: *Stan points at random woman* Stan: "Sorry I'm taken."

@PowFyRice 5 лет назад

"I have to dab on the haters and flex on the plebs." - Stan the Man, 2019

@FrankieT666 5 лет назад

I Flex on the seal

@Radd33 5 лет назад

"ok, we can't sell crack on Twitter" "Why not"

@leannahathaway3548 5 лет назад

radd I like your profile pic

@SleepingForAWeek 5 лет назад

Why tho

@completelygracie2800 5 лет назад

"Is there anyway to see if there's a cop?" "Um well. If ya see a cop" I swear, it's midnight and I'm laying in bed crying because I'm laughing so hard

@Adrionic 3 года назад

16:07 That conversation about which button to press was absolutely perfect. To explain having a different control scheme in that way is pure genius.

@Wafflestairs 5 лет назад

Stan: Hey, Jimmy, are you free? Jimmy: Am I free? heh... Stan: Yeah. Jimmy: We live in America, Jimmy. *no wait, that's me* Edit: how in the hell did this grt so many like

@hildcit 5 лет назад

Ha ha XD

@Wiseman6672 5 лет назад

That is what we call a glitch in reality

@TheResidentevilfan99 5 лет назад

Am i free? We live in Jimmy, America. wait what

@expanddonk3330 5 лет назад

jimmy doesn't know what your talking about

@chimmii912 4 года назад

Timestamp?

@kaylablue1480 5 лет назад

Jimmy: "I FOUND HIM!" Stan: "WHERE???" Jimmy: "oh wait that's you" Jimmy you give me LIFE

@zebrax9866 5 лет назад

Kayla Blue sub to me

@ariskinner5802 5 лет назад

Stand 😂😂

@cynicallynnxx 5 лет назад

Sameeeee!

@_Chaotix 5 лет назад

God when Jimmy bailed out of the car i burst out laughing 😂😂😂

@starwarseditskenobi 3 года назад

Same🤣

@PowerTrain611 3 года назад

It's that scream!! 🤣

@dustinmalpass 4 года назад

I wasn't expecting Jimmy to return. Everyone sounds so much more awake in this video, while in the previous video everything was dramatic and slow. I love this series.

@VolganDem 5 лет назад

_on oxy_ Stan: Oh Jimmy.. Jimmy: YOU SOUND LIKE A DEMON. Me in the background: ITS DEMONS JIM.

@hildcit 5 лет назад

exactly XD

@bestenoyan4128 5 лет назад

ITS DARK STAN

@l3afeont3a81 5 лет назад

@@bestenoyan4128 You mean Dan

@marcussmithereens-smithert5409 5 лет назад

@@l3afeont3a81 ｙｅｓ．

@williamfalls 5 лет назад

Anti-Stan? Satan? Darkitan?

@dvramaar 5 лет назад

"i got punched in the face.. my feelings AND MY EMOTIONS got hurt"

@NayDay 5 лет назад

29:00 I died at Jimmy's "chewie growl". 😂

@deejazziifendi9209 4 года назад

Jimmy: “and I’m your chewy” *strained constipation noises* Stan: “that was not as reassuring as I thought it would be” 🤣🤣

@totalcontrol8168 5 лет назад

Friendly J *sobbing* Stan: !haha hehe! Stan: so u still selling crack

@ohkaygoplay 5 лет назад

I need to give you guys a standing ovation. This improv was absolutely brilliant.

@thek2despot426 5 лет назад

For some reason when I first read your comment I read it as "standing ovulation"... Don't judge me... :(

@ohkaygoplay 5 лет назад

@@thek2despot426 No judgy-ness here. That's a skill. An artform, really, practiced by the most skilled of women who can be in the presence of such prolific manliness and not suffer from exploding ovaries. I will accept your misread as a compliment.

@theholytoilet6668 5 лет назад

The K2 Despot Too late. ... *Too late.*

@blast2014 5 лет назад

STANding

@kingice9264 5 лет назад

**Stan takes the pill** Immediately turns to *DarkStan* for a few minutes

@ToxicWaffle183 5 лет назад

KingIce He turns into Dan

@dankovac1609 5 лет назад

@@ToxicWaffle183 my name is Dan *AM I A DARK ALTER EGO OF STAN THE WATER MAN?!?*

@ToxicWaffle183 5 лет назад

dan kovač yes

@umidontknowsorry 5 лет назад

Jimmy: “Am I free? We live in America Jimmy. Er, that’s me, Stan. We live in America I’m always free.” Stan: “Alright well, I always love it when you refer to yourself in the third person...”

@idonthaveabody.help.4736 4 года назад

"Jimmy doesn't know what you're talking about"

@gohst7860 3 года назад

@@idonthaveabody.help.4736 that joke is literally so underrated absbsbsbs il it sm

@nekoloon4345 3 года назад

He then continued to refer to himself in the third person

@ImHimYouAreYou 3 года назад

@@idonthaveabody.help.4736 Underrated comment

@iamboringvideos6832 5 лет назад

Stan:”you want to get to know my body more?” Jimmy:”NOPE!”

@nekoloon4345 3 года назад

He does tho

@nanatnat9327 5 лет назад

WHEN MARK STARTED DESCRIBING A PAP SMEAR I SPIT MILK LITERALLY EVERYWHERE

@gabeonigkeit4094 5 лет назад

Untrue I see no milk spit or otherwise

@moonymoni1413 5 лет назад

Good. You should only be drinking water :) :100 :100

@xrockinx2158 5 лет назад

I'm absolutely in love with these videos. I hope they continue 😁😂

@LadyJ_88 5 лет назад

Me too, they're incredible

@austynator4575 5 лет назад

Yeah especially the parts with the oxi lol If that comment won’t get me on a government watch list I don’t know what will

@JustusKuroVT 5 лет назад

Its a shame he skipped two streams though, ha had a whole adventure and acting career with kiki

@xrockinx2158 5 лет назад

Fr?!? I woulda loved to see that!

@LadyJ_88 5 лет назад

@@JustusKuroVT NOOOOOOOOOOO!

@jessicapostma24 4 года назад

When he said “watch yourself” to that passing car, I lost it 💀

@tylerhensley3639 5 лет назад

Stan: Falls into the abyss as soon as he steps into the pharmacy screaming for his life. Friendly J: *calmly says* Stan whateeye doing?*

@puck4116 5 лет назад

Yay! My dad came back! Jimmy: *No thats just your hallucination*

@princessblazena 5 лет назад

Mark: "Are there speed radars?" J: "Only if a cop is there." Mark: "Anyway to know if a cop is there?" J: "...If you see a cop" Me: Yeah, thanks Caboose 😂🤣🤣

@otaniatsushi999 2 года назад

"If you keep driving, you'll run over me...and that's a crime" ...absolutely comedy gold

@wickle5078 5 лет назад

Stan: Why are you crying? Jimmy: *sniffle* i LoVE DOgS sO MUcH

@brendanroberson3760 5 лет назад

8:55 legit calls Friendly J to ask if he wants to rob a house

@Scrimbini 5 лет назад

54:26 AYYYY for those of you who don't know that's jimmy

@passthesitchy 2 года назад

The fact that Jimmy works so well with Mark probably knowing who he is and they just come up with the best bits and the funniest moments is amazing.

@crunchymcgee6929 5 лет назад

1:55 "why would anyone call you on the phone and say, it's time to fart" 😂😂😂😂

@Ryucopasetic 5 лет назад

I don't know. It's a weird city.

@archieyeah 5 лет назад

I have a friend that would probably do that

@crunchymcgee6929 5 лет назад

@@archieyeah who is he and can he be my friend 😂😂

@archieyeah 5 лет назад

Do you want to know his insta?

@crunchymcgee6929 5 лет назад

@@archieyeah I was joking 😂

@Ange1ofD4rkness 5 лет назад

The improv is killing me here. I am borderline crying

@supershasha 5 лет назад

It’s super spot on. Both this one and the one before are like a tv show I don’t want to stop watching.

@harleyhooks7051 5 лет назад

stan: any way to know if a cop is there? jimmy: *uhmm, if you see a cop.*

@zokedajoke7795 2 года назад

It's been 1,018 days and we are still begging for a GTA RP return. @Markiplier please do more of this even if its a new character, you are naturally great at this, and the content in general is top tier on your channel.

@domenicnelson1281 5 лет назад

Sees Stan video uploaded... *I suddenly have a thirst that needs to be* *quenched*

@cough7576 5 лет назад

Stan the water man: where you live?

@claypate3801 5 лет назад

18:17 - anyone else die laughing when seeing the dudes crotch absorb the drugs

@Shelly-vw5ot 4 года назад

I just did 😂

@addy5315 3 года назад

Yep!!!!🤣🤣🤣

@canadianmisadventures3516 5 лет назад

Please keep making videos of Stan the Water Man. We need Stan to replenish our water needs at least weekly. We thirst for Stan the Water Man. He makes our lives more hydrated especially when he hangs out with Friendly J (Jimmy).

@sema1273 5 лет назад

They have more at twitch :)

@IICARUS99 3 года назад

And we mever see him again :(

@acethespaceboy 3 года назад

the chemistry between Stan in Jimmy is undeniably adorable and I pray they will one day bless our screen again

@ariedavis5330 5 лет назад

13:17 "you walk up to the door and then you started running and screaming in the middle of the street"😂😂

@thiccmuffin1345 5 лет назад

I watched this part 5 times 😂😂

@montague4931 5 лет назад

I don't know why, but I had big ol' smile on my face that whole time he talked with Jimmy on the phone:D

@BlackRosesBloom-Emily_Rose 5 лет назад

54:21 Friendly Jimmy subscribes to Markiplier's Twitch channel. That's true friendship right there

@cuspybuspy 3 года назад

1:23:46 "If you keep driving you'll run over me and that's a CRIME" I want more videos with Jimmy, he's the best.

@Gldtr39 2 года назад

Yeah it doesn’t matter which way you go you’re gonna kill one of us!

@daredevil7041 5 лет назад

Is it a bird is it a plane? No it's Stan THE WATER MAN

@pawspause9234 5 лет назад

was said by the Hero Daredevil makes it even more funny

@drewthatguy4933 5 лет назад

Weren't you canceled on Netflix?

@jacobicantrell3105 5 лет назад

Aw yiss Daredevil

@taffy6544 5 лет назад

After Jimmy Yeeted himself out of the car I was crying laughing so hard!

@maskaroni9848 5 лет назад

I was laughing for like three minutes straight

@slurricrasher9923 5 лет назад

I was watching this at work. I do security at a college campus and bust out laughing in front of a bunch of people...

@francescavaglica2296 5 лет назад

Oh My God that was so funny😂 I'm still laughing😂😂

@Tenshan 5 лет назад

"You want to meet me at the hospital? Alright, will do, my friend might need it, actually, I think he just fell out of the car"

@outdoorscholar6016 5 лет назад

My gut hurts from laughing!! It wasn't that Jimmy just yeeted himself from the car, it was the scream that followed. I hope I didn't disturb my neighbors with my laughing