Star Wars Is Dead - The Acolyte [Parody Song] - ROBOTIC RECORDS 

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Folk songs are bring written to detail the crimes being committed against the canonical continuity of Star Wars - The Acolyte.
[Verse 1]
The power of one, The power of two
The power of many fools
Pissing on the truth they do
Replacing Jedi with ghouls
[Verse 2]
We must unlearn what they are teaching
My ally is the force
Evil witches say it’s a thread
But it is energy surrounding us of course
[Refrain]
A master balances ego with humility
But Headland wants her visage on everything, narcissistically
[Chorus]
Star Wars is dead!
Murder, The Acolyte did commit
Star Wars is Dead!
Until George rebuilds it
[Verse 3]
Please come back George Lucas
They are killing your baby
The force indeed binds us
Luminous beings are we
[Verse 4]
I guess I’ll just rewatch
The real Star Wars shows
Until George’s Padawan
Freshens up those Rotten Tomatoes
[Chorus]
Star Wars is dead!
Murder, The Acolyte did commit
Star Wars is Dead!
Until George rebuilds it
[Refrain]
A master balances ego with humility
But Headland wants her visage on everything, narcissistically
[Outro]
The greatest teacher, failure is
So pass on what you have learned
One thing for sure this time
The audience has been burned
The audience has been burned
[End]
Written by Chad Johnson
Performed by Robots
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