Star Wars: The Acolyte transcends time, space and television to deliver Disney a bonafide hit. This is the Star Wars show you're looking for. #StarWars #Disney #TheAcolyte
Thank God lmao I opened this video and disliked and was about to find something else, but realized it wasn't serious 😅 so.... I I un-disliked it and liked it instead
@@Danbotology another great joke. I wonder why they didn’t bother to hide her eyebrows too with prosthetics and just paint them over. It looks ridiculous.
@@2stroke438 The cart drags Indiana Jones, Marvel, DC, The Muppets, and a few dozen other's cadavers All the while, Kevin Smith drags HeMan to continue the original Monty Python gag
@@darksoles1305 plus, Watto is immune to Jedi mind tricks, that's why Vader said "it's as if he's protected by the Force". That's why this makes sense. And you know he's fallen on hard times after "Ani" left for Corruscant, so he had a real motive to scavenge.
In my head cannon, rey blew up the deathstar. And she said, (British voice) "take that imperialists! That's what you get for subjugating all those refugees!"
Just remember: The same people that used to bully kids for liking star wars, DND,etc are now in charge of it. They bullied nerds, nerd culture became cool, hip and mainstream. They inserted themselves in, took control, stopped using "dork/nerd/geek" as an insult and replaced it with 'incel.' *GATEKEEP YOUR HOBBIES AND INTERESTS or watch it tank.*
Geek culture isn't popular. You just live in echo chambers built by other nerds and you think that means everyone likes you. They don't. I played plenty of D&D. Nobody called me a nerd because they knew I'd use my firewood hands on their face in a rather jockish manner. Gatekeep your hobbies.. lol, nah.. just grow a set and ignore what other people do while you do yours. It's not hard.
@@camojoe83 How can one ignore what other people do when your hobby is invaded and they actively seek out positions of power over your hobby? Like collecting anime figures? Well too bad. The feminists came and harassed all the companies to stop having skimpy dressed figures. Like playing magic the gathering? Too bad, they came in and implemented a bunch of dumb rules you have to follow or else you get kicked out of the space. If geek culture isn't popular than why is marvel the biggest franchise ever? Never seen so many face palm inducing wrong statements spoken so matter of factly :/
Even in 1977, George Lucas would never have just painted a bald person green and called it an alien. I guess their 300 million dollar budget isn't enough.
It's such a stunning and brave masterpiece that Wookiepedia hears the call. All will be retconned and rewritten to make sure that The Acolyte not only happened but ensure that the Prequels are nothing but lies.
@@tiestofalljaysThat site fired three admins who worked on the site since like 2007 because they didn't mindless support (INSERT CURRENT THING THAT TOTALLY WON'T BECOME A SLIPPERY SLOPE).
I call him Harva the Hutt. Thanks to him, Leslye Headland got her sexist misandry authentically. She also got sufficient compromat on Disney execs to make her unfireable. I admit that's speculation; the only evidence I have is Headland's continued employment.
Yep. If they would focus on telling good stories and not pushing agendas, no one would care about them including stuff like that. The only proof one needs of this are the older Star Trek shows. They have tons of episodes that dealt with social issues. The difference there is the “message” didn’t feel forced, and the writers were actually skilled. Disney’s Star Wars quite literally turned me into a Star Trek fan lol. New Trek is pretty trash, but still not as trash as Disney SW.
Well, that's the only real canon thing in the whole series. Those helmet and arm brace are made from cortosis - the material that short-circuits lightsabers.
don't forget "the power of one" and "the power of two" to build up the legendary move "the power of manyyyy" (that thing was probably the most cringe thing star wars has ever seen)
@@Rick.0472 Every time I hear that bloody idiotic chant the only thing that goes through my head is the Troll drummer from the Band with Rocks In from Terry Pratchett's Soul Music. Because Trolls in Discworld are monumentally stupid they can't count. So every time he counted the band in for a song instead of the normal 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 it went 1, 2, 1, 2 many, lots.
My grandmother told me _"I don't care what they teach you in school, Star Wars is Gay"_ My love for Disney's inclusion and diversity just went sky high, just like their stock price
ohhhhh i get it, satire! how lovely :) i literally almost didn't click because of the channel and title but then i thought.. Either it's a really hilarious joke, or super hilarious cope, and i was right! keep up the hilarious work dude, subbed! 😂
Truly we live in the golden age of pop culture. Unfortunately great art has a price. Every episode costs 2 Godzilla minus Ones. And stacking Star Wars toys at Ollie’s doesn’t pay the bills
Correct, it can by it's nature, never be " Woke" enough, and will continue to grow in it's absurdity in order to survive. We have not even begun to see the true power of the Woke Side.
Han Solo slipping on a banana peel and falling off a bridge to his death was the worst thing that ever happened in Star Wars.😢 Oddly...it's the same fate that befell Captain Kirk.😮
If you judge people by what the do the people who made star wars are super super racist and super super sexist. When will people learn reverse racism is just that racism and the same goes for sexism.
Satire done right. 2:50 "and a pineapple" caught me completely off guard. Cracked me up! 🤣 4:07 Nice reference! Honestly. Generally good references all over the board! Adding to favorites.
