Geez, did no one remember that Giorno stopped being able to make people's senses go berserk? There are several times where he hits people with his Stand and their senses don't go berserk. Jotaro's beatdown of Steely Dan will always be superior.
Imagine walking down the street and seeing a man with a knife trying to stab another man. Then he stabs himself and suddenly starts convulsing wildly in mid air for about 20 seconds while the other one stares at him. Then he is sent flying into a nearby building. The other man writes something on a paper and tosses it away, then he walks away like nothing happened.
I keep forgetting that to most people, fights in JoJo typically look like what you just said. So the whole time they're watching they got this stupid look on their face wondering what the hell is happening? And then the steam roller shows up.
Lion Kevinson yes, though only by a cunt hair :p joe was a dumbass in stardust crusader for the most part but in battle tendency, he was a mastermind on the battlefield. his victories over the pillar men where solely on his ability to think on the fly. but yes, jotaro is the smartest.
I like to think that, contrary to the beatdown where he leaves DIO looking like a fine Swiss cheese, this was Jotaro’s most pinpoint precise beatdown. As in, each strike was perfectly aimed with such power that not only was Steely Dan’s body gonna be left in pieces with a nearly 100% powderized skeleton, but there’d be no chance of him just getting off with death because Jotaro was going out of his way NOT to kill him
Can you imagine how fucking terrifying this must've looked to non stand users? A man gets hoisted up in the air by fucking NOTHING, his body violently shaking and contorting as every bone in his body seemingly implodes in on themselves before finally being launched fifty feet THROUGH a brick building. Only for some 17 year old 6'5" Asian kid to toss him a receipt and casually walk away like it was NOTHING I would fucking shit myself
The thing is to non-stand users almost all of the stand fights would look completely terrifying or completely ridiculous sometimes alternating between the 2 in the same battle.
The Anonymous One It's fucking hilarious. He has the power to kill people if they get to a certain depth so He's partnered with this guy who starts sinking the whole city so people start dying while the main characters have to run to the top of building where he's flying in a helicopter recording people dying on a camera cause he's a sicko. So they have to split up to tunnel underground and and jump on the helicopter in this awesome fight. Then because he killed a bunch of city people, is a sadist who records their suffering and an all in all jojo sicko. He gets punched for 7 pages straight and lands in a dumpster.
I read somewhere in a comments section that apparently non-stand users minds substitute the stand for something else. What this could be in their mind, though...
@@NeostormXLMAX Araki still keeps something of the "Every character that has a minimum role in JoJo needs to be ripped" but in Part 3 everyone was ripped _AND_ tall af *A N D* built like a bodybuilder and even more.
1810 Jeff yeah, it’s the same way how polnareff was able to survive his fight with cream without dying to blood loss, or how he was able to survive having his arm and legs chopped off by diovalo then being pushed off a cliff
Guys. Remember that one punch to the body from Star Platinum can kill you. When Star Platinum punched N Doul in the chest once without using full strength, he started convulsing and coughing up blood. In this case, Jotaro punched Steely Dan and full strength HUNDREDS of time all over. Steely Dan is dead as a doorknob by the 15th punch.
@@Ramirez_7651 fuck do you mean? Im talking about how strong jotaro is. If he can kill dio with one punch, Steely Dan is certainly dead from so many punches
@@dwaynethewokjohnson6646 well in the dio fight and when he beatdowns yoshikage, they get literal holes in their body, i am 100% certain that during this beatdown star platinum was holding back
It really grinds my gears that someone disrespected jotaro so much that jotaro became a bridge. Seeing this scene is just pure joy. Yes, read that without context.
Useless fact: the power of each punch steely dans taking is 475,000,000,000 tons of tnt star platinum gives 32-75 punches, steely dan took about 798,000,000,000,000 tons of tnt after the beatdown was finished cause it took 7 punches from star platinum / seven pages of 475B tons and it moving in the speed of 1,800 mph, aka 475,000,000,000 or 7 minutes of 475,000,000,00 punches, cause star platinums gives 32 -75 punches.
My favorite part is Jotaro's exasperated sigh when Steely Dan tries to reverse the situation. It's like, "When will these idiots ever learn to just stay down?"
David productions did a great job with the sound design of the punches. They sound like a whip cracking on metal, firecrackers, and rubber bullets all at once, but it fits Star Platinum so well.
+apa123APA fun thought, since stands are invisible to normal people, to them it would look like Steely Dan is being beaten up out of nowhere while Jotaro is staring at him
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders in a nutshell "Lol I win Jotaro" **Jotaro figures out the enemy plan and stops them** **Asks for forgiveness and tries to think of another plan** **Tries to execute the plan** **Jotaro stops them and they fail** **Asks for forgiveness again** "Lol no" **ora ora intensifies**
Jotaro being stuck with a guy he couldn't punch while said guy literally steps on him and has him beaten up. We all knew Steely Dan was getting his skeleton turned to paste.
Well, when considering the fact that the power generated in a punch are mainly stemmed from the shoulder muscles and also how SP's shoulders are boulders compared to GE's I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was the case
I don't think he did. I mean, I think Jotaro made sure to break every possible bone. There was a lot of torso hits, but he also aimed for the legs and arms.
About that receipt: It was already badass when he started taking note using that same piece of paper(at beginning of episode) of the things steely done to him as reminder to himself for payback later(he actually wrote it down while getting punched and kicked(even more badass). Now we see him signing it after the jobs done. very badass.
The fact that Star Platinum punches Steely Dan so hard and so fast that his fists are literally tearing through the air which causes that sharp whistling noise is pretty telling on how lethal his punches are Not even Giorno's stand pulled that off, even in 7 Page Muda
Keep in mind, Star Platinum hits hard enough to break through steel and crush diamond. Despite the fact that Dan's organs are probably tomato juice, Jotaro clearly held back. Possibly so that Dan would suffer before dying.
That was probobly one of the most satisfying beat down in the whole series. After all the shit he forced him to do I was anxiously waiting for Kakyoin and Polnareff to finally getting rid of the lovers, but boy it was worth the wait.
What I can appreciate about Jotaro is his calm and collected attitude of giving his opponent the benefit of the doubt, but knows to draw the line at a certain point. Once the enemy decides to play dirty after receiving mercy from Jotaro, Jotaro demonstrates this way of thinking through his actions: “I gave you a second chance and you decided to revert back to being a piece of shit? Now I’ll punish you so good you’ll think not twice, but at lease three times before taking my kindness for granted.”
God. That pause where Star Platinum reaches _all the fuckin' way back_ before continuing the beatdown of Dan's life. Don't do it to him, SP. My mans caught enough hands in the _fast_ segments.
DJMudbone True im more disturbed about those sercurity gaurds who beatsup jotaro...I mean what if a little starving child stole a necklace to use for the black market to get food ...And the sercurity gaurds would beat up a little kid that's damn depressing...
Ngl, if you were to do the math of the force behind each of Star Platinum’s punches, how many times Steely Dan was punched, etc., by the time Jotaro was done, Steely Dan’s entire skeletal structure should’ve been reduced to atoms.
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure in a nutshell: Enemy: You’ve been absolutely outmatched in every possible manner, leaving you with no room to retaliate whatsoever, leaving me the victor. Jojo: Guess I’ll die. Enemy: Really? Jojo: Lol no
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@@matzin5132 ora in english is being punched by star platinum while getting 'HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY' shouted at you
I'm currently on part 4, and coming back with the part 3 fights, this is still one of the best fights. I didn't say the best, but one of the best. I remember how I'm so annoyed at Steely Dan so I'm really satisfied how he is beaten up by Jotaro. EDIT: NOW IM ON PART 6, BUT THIS POINT STILL STAND
Not sure if that is the best fight but for sure it's the most satisfying. Not sure how many pages of Ora that was but it got translated to solid 20 seconds of flying fists. Perfection.
