He should have said hotter than a spoon in a bando (abandoned building) on payday, cause ain't nobody in a Trap House shooting up, freebasing or smoking anything but weed, cigarettes or a Black-N-Mild. Now they might pop a Percocet/Roxycet/Lortab, or a Xanax, even a Molly maybe. But definitely not shooting up or smoking anything but weed, a cigarette, or a Black-N-Mild. I've spent many years in a Trap House before I had my first child. And that's where the drugs are sold not used. You come you buy and you leave. A Trap House can also be a bando but like I said you come you buy you leave, no hanging around drawing attention.
“Then she impounded my car… and you all should be thankful the distance from there to here is shorter than here to my house, because I almost didn’t come.” Truest set of words ever
i had a buddy who was a total scrub. he called me up one day when he had a blowout and he had no spare. while we're changing the tire, a county officer pulled up, and she was fiiiine. keep in mind, my buddy has no license due to multiple dui convictions, and he's carrying weed, which at the time was totally illegal af. what does he do? he chatted her up and actually got her number. he did date her once, it was a real number. never saw anyone else do that.
Was in Volleyball practice in High School. Coach is up in arms yelling at people about being late. She yelled "I dont care if a CAR hits you. Show up." 10 minutes later. Our last member of the volleyball team shows up. Bruised and had cuts all over his body. Dragging a mostly broken bicycle. He was asked what happened. He responded with " sorry I'm late Coach I just got hit by a car." Coach's face was fucking hilarious. She was shocked to high heaven. Dude had been hit in a hit and run and still came to practice to ask to be allowed to go how. She drove his ass to the ER and he had multiple fractures and a broken finger.
@@Clemsontiger21487I loved volleyball. Girls loved it too. It’s how many in the volleyball team ask me to help them work on their game. Good times back in hs.
One of our girls was way late for work one day. Turkeys wouldn't let her near her car she said. This was before cell phones with cameras, so yeah, right, turkeys, uh-huh. Got a write up for being late. She had taken pictures of the birds you don't mess with (other than with a shotgun) that day, brought the pictures in later that week, verified by the time stamp on the photo envelope and amount of snow on the ground at that time with a red Dodge Neon surrounded by a couple dozen big ass birds. Citation was redacted! Still get a laugh about that to this day 🤣
Lol that is funny but I would have never signed the write-up if my excuse was legitimate and y’all just decided to take it upon yourself to not believe it lol. I’ve refuse plenty of write-ups and never been fired for it.
@@SpoookyGamez we were a smaller laid back company that made picture frames, in context, the girl was known for being tardy, the boss/owner gave her a few warnings before putting anything in writting to let her know to straighten up, then the turkey incident happened..
These skits are pure gold man, no matter how bad of a mood I'm in these shorts will have me laughing my ass off. Anybody who has worked jobs like this can relate to this which makes it that much better.
I have to admit it. Hands down the best late excuse that I have ever heard. However, with that said, the effective range of an excuse is still, ZERO meters !!!
A very long time ago. In the late 70s. One of my uncle's had the amazing excuse that his alarm clock was stolen in the middle of the night. Lmao. Of course it went exactly as one would expect.
@Sylar Rogue Accidents happen rather you want them to or not. Could be late bc a tornado flip my truck. Nothing I can do to prevent that from happening again.
I had this opportunity one time and I fuc**d it up... i had expired tags and the state trooper that pulled me over was the most gorgeous women I've ever seen. She asked the usual "do you know why I stopped you?" I said "yessir". I ruined it lol
Ricky, thank you for letting this truck driver laugh his ass of over you. I've passed onto other drivers and they touch base to see if I've seen new video. You are a hit with us OTR Truck drivers. Keep your Safety man in check, don't take no shiet from him, nor Rasco. Lol
Lol doubt that, as a man your always interested in looking and hearing because once married you can’t touch anymore. Other woman and your wife is off limits lol
I got pulled over by a hot blonde twice and she took my weed and let me go both times.then one day I passed her and did a u-turn and sped passed her just so she would pull me over. She pulled me out of my truck through the window and slammed me on the ground and all I could say was "can you do that again".she handled me like a rag doll and I was at least 50 pounds heavier than her. Apparently I was going way faster than I thought and she took me to jail. I will never forget her call sign on her police radio, Charlie 22.
Guy at my work came in 3 hours late and got yanked into the bosses office. Boss was yelling for an explanation and with a straight face he said he was on the way to work and a pterodactyl swooped down, picked his car up and flew him to Dallas and set him down and just flew off, so he had to drive 3 hours to get back to Bossier City. Dead serious and never even cracked a smile. Boss just looked at him and said get the F out of my office and get to work.
The damn hot spoon in a trap house reference is gold my dude!! Got to watch again so I can say it right cause I'm sure stealing it!!! Keep it up brother! 'Merica all day air-day!
I got my window knocked on when i was napping one day, and woke up to a blonde with the absolute bluest eyes i've ever seen. They damn near looked like colored contacts. Whew. She let me be after i explained i wasn't ODing, just dead tired
Worked with a man that the train held him up every morning! I always thought, Just change your schedule by 5-10minutes. O'well, great worker and friend! RIP Randy Jeane.
I know a female officer with assets such as those, and I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to commit a crime in her jurisdiction, just so I could hopefully be a "victim" or some "police brutality". PS she is an ex so she might just do it.
I love it haha every damn time I watch a video I just about can't breathe from laughing or I spit my coffee out hahaha. Watching you instead of getting out of the truck for safety lol they can wait 2 minutes haha.. 2:50 to be exact ❤❤ ps the spoon line will live forever now haha I can't forget it lol
First off I just gotta say I love watching you videos they make me laugh everytime and I can relate to this video I was late 7 times at my last job and they ended up firing me lol
That is original spoon in trap house in payday !! So so funny lol. Thanks Rickie fer the laugh I need laughter I. My life struggling. Wva outlawed for life
Daytona back in 97. didn't feel like riding back to Cocoa that late, I'm on 11 ft long chopper, it was the tail end of bike week. got woke up at 3:00 in the morning, sleeping under a bridge. little two shot bottles all over me, and the most beautiful police officer I've ever seen in my life, she just woke me up, told me I couldn't sleep there, and just let me go about my business. she was nice as could be. it was a good thing she woke me up too, cuz I had a fire ant line going right to my head......😝💯💯💯
Ricky really comes up with them there no way he dousent have power somewhere higher up, he probably is kin to the owner or is the owner or he is just so smooth he gets by lol 😂 my favorite shorts that are worth my time keep it up. 👍
Ok I don't say this about til tok or shorts people but this dude is a good writer. He legit is. And his references kinda tell me he knows what it is what it ain't what it do what it ca'nt
I had a guy that worked for me that had ever excuse in the book of why he was late from falling asleep while putting his shoes on to not having clocks in the house.
Now, I am never late, BUUUUT My favorite late excuse (with police report and everything!) "WTF are you late?!?" "SOOOO, what happened was a drunk driver came off the freeway and smashed into the front of my Jeep... then ran and hit the telephone pole, I had to wait for the ambulance and the police for this one..." Second favorite "I am going to be late for this meeting, is there anyway we can do it later? A guy got stabbed at work not 20 minutes before I was off duty, I had to do 3 reports for the police, then a report for my employer, gather video footage, repeat verbally my reports to 5 different officers, copy the report for the property owner and the insurance company,..." answer: "no sorry, that isn't a reasonable excuse" "Ah, ok, well, hope you find a candidate to match your company" :)
