I tried golf once as a teenager . I didn't know that there was so much hunting and fishing involved . I spent most of my time hunting for my ball in the woods and fishing it out of water . I started the day with six balls and ended up with four dozen from finding them in the woods and none of them were my original six . I'm sure those Fugimoto and Tidlemost with made in China printed on them are some expensive balls .
"Pocket ball" had me rolling. Was about halfway through a round with a buddy when I shanked yet another into the trees. I tossed another ball to the ground and he asks "Do you always have another ball in your pocket, I've seen you do that 5 times today?" I explained that being a shitty golfer my main goal is to lose less than a whole box of balls. I'll take the W for that!😆
Ricky take a tip from a Sparkie. Just drive the Golf Cart, Make sure that the Boss Man has plenty of Ice cold Beer and for the love of God just tell him how great at Golf he is
When I was in Elemetary school my best friend's parents had him a golf party. We lived in Chattanooga, TN., and the place we went to was Goony Golf. As a matter of fact it is still there and still afun day out with your family and or friends. But I had only watched anyone hit the Golfball swung really hard and guess what I did too? It has been 48 years ago but when we get to gather we still laugh about it. I hope this brings a smile to your face and maybe a chuckle tool.
He needs my two special clubs the hand wedge “works every time to get out of the sand trap” and size 11 foot iron which gets you onto the green if your a little short without wasting a stroke on the score card.
The last time I played golf was on this little 9 hole course in my home town. The thing about my home town is that it is in-between two mountains and there is a major river flowing down the middle of the valley, so there is not a lot of flat ground to build a golf course on. It was a fun course to play on, 3 holes uphill shots, a few across and two down hills.
You’re about the same as mine except we’ve got 18 hole not nine And six of those are crossed the river in and two of them you have to send it over a pond granted unless you’re really screw up you can make it across everyone of them because there’s about a 20 foot drop in front of every crossing
Oh, I love this. My uncle, one of my dad‘s older brothers, always kept trying to get my dad to play golf with him and he kept saying how I was so relaxing. My dad was driving by on his way home from work one day, and my uncle was out playing golfing was throwing a fit on the golf course person and throwing his golf club and hitting the ground with the golf club and just completely losing his shit. My dad called him later and said wow that really looks relaxing lol, the most golfing, my dad‘s ever done was putt putt with us when we were kids.
I went along with my Dad and a friend once to learn how to golf. On the 11th hole, without realizing I was even doing it, I used up an entire lifetime's worth of pure luck by getting a hole in one. My Dad's friend went bonkers. Accused me of playing the fool all day and from that point on was mad when I went right back to my usual shit player self. Idk how it happened, but a miracle can happen once with anyone I guess. I'm horrible at golf and do not like it. I've been three times since and won't be trying it anymore. I just can't get into it. Still nuts that happened though. It was the shortest hole on the course though.
My experience with golfing is limited to minigolf, a driving range, and my uncles yard. Minigolf i'm not terrible at, driving range was no stress just hit the ball as far as you can, and my uncles yard was dozens of balls lost to trees and 1 ball that i somehow hit a car that was DRIVING past the house (i was a little kid and i hit that sucker WAY farther then you would expect a kid that age to be able to), driver came back and my parents took care of the issue, guy said before he left that it was a damn good shot for a kid to make all things considered.
I wish I was a fly for that conversation. I just imagine a pissed off dude ranting about how he just got it, then ending with "for what it's worth, that's a hell of a drive for a child"
as a beer delivery guy, i can confirm. golfers out-drink hockey players AND bowlers 2:1 COMBINED. golf is not a sport about how many times you hit the ball. oh no, it's how many beers per hole you can consume. i've got golf course bars competing with farm town convenience stores for total cases.
I'm not good at golf, but then most people aren't. But it's so satisfying when you accidentally get ahold of one and the ball goes right where you want it too.
I tried golfing as a teenager once. I found out that it's an unwritten rule that if you don't hit it past the lady's tee you tee off the next hole with your pants/shorts around your ankles....... I tee'd off bout 11 maybe 12 holes with my shorts around my ankles.... my last name ain't Daly either.
Or to homeless can stop shooting up the weed and get a freaking job. Just saying I pay to much in taxes already I'm tried of all these losers asking for handouts.
Or... you could keep the golf courses and every homeless person in America could have a few acres of BLM land to go build a homestead on. The problem is, they don't wanna build nothing. They just want to be leeches.
Lol last time I went golfing, the club went further than the ball did, sec time hit the ball so hard and far couldn't find the ball ever, man that 357 sends it a good ways out there, and the last time I hit the green, I was so high I couldn't even hit the ball with my foot!!!!! True story yall
A friend of mine almost broke his arm playing golf, that's when he fell off the ball washer. Why do they put those things off the ground so high, it's nearly impossible to staddle that thing up there.
Parents tried to make me go to golf classes as a kid. It was hot, long and boring. Believe they thought that since I liked mini-golf I would like normal golf. Waiting for a group to take their turns, having to carry a bunch of clubs that I had no clue was suppose to be used when, and walking around constantly needing a refill on water sucked. Vowed never to do golf again.
When my friends and I golf we bring plenty of beer and rent some carts. I ALWAYS keep two balls in my pocket on every hole. I'm not good, but I'm not terrible at golf either.
T boxes can be a pain in the ass at times, and then changing the holes around can be fun and at my work they have a 18 hole golf course and so dose where my friend works at has a 18 hole golf course and we are 5 miles apart from where we both work at.
In Scotish accent "Ya gotta hit a small ball with a long stick about 400 yards with a little flag to give ya arse hope ya may or may not have to get it in the tiny hole"
If I ever took up golf, which is unlikely, it would be with the expectation of never "git gud" and more, enjoy weather outside and hit ball as hard as possible with some walking for exercise.
I have been working on the golf course going on 9 years and my first day my boss asked me if I knew what a green was and I was like boss man everything is green out here 😂
My tip to you, start at the 19th hole and go home after your party arrives to the 19th hole. You won't loose your balls or wreck your clubs. Your friend, The real John Daily.
