Steamed Hams but it's dubbed by the DK Rap 

Half a million views, holy mackerel.

I'd like to personally thank the DK crew for the collab

*"Upstate New Donk"*

This is what english sounds like to non english speakers

the wildest thought about this is realizing that this video could have been put together in the 90s because all the source material it uses was all out by 1999

He can serve up a luncheon with relative ease, cook steamed hams with pickles and cheese, he's an odd fellow, and he frequently lies, but Seymour's one hell of a guy!

The Skinner & Chalmers Intro is 10/10

*”Superin **_T E N D E N”_*

Everytime seymore laughed it was just this aggressive *HAUGH- HAUGH- HAUGH* I lost it

He has no style! He has no chill! He calls them steamed hams When they're obviously grilled!

The superintendent's gonna need his meDKtions

I can't even imagine how hard this was to make

holy shit this rules

Never thought I needed the DK Rap saying "Isometric exercise" in my life.

Watching this again, I realize he literally says "Stre-ching mah ASS on the windowsill" at 1:09.

“SeMoR tHe HoUsE iS oN fIrE!” “HeLp!” “hEeEeEeElLlLp!!”

easily the best thing to come from the meme

"Excuse me for one second." "Of course..." *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"* "That was wonderful."

1:17 Why is there SNOKE coming out of your oven Seymour?

0:42 we need a loop of this

“Yes and say walnuts, peanuts, and pineapple smells, despite the fact they are obviously grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells.”

So they're finally localized entirely within your kitchen Performing for you

3:32 “HEeEeEllLPP HEeeEeeElLlP”

So I always found the humor of the past time from my grandparents a bit weird, but how should I explain this video to my children?

This is the superintendent and he is the ruler of the bunch

"Huh Huh Huh Huh *No."* 2:18

Despite his directions, he made it to Skinner for a tasty luncheon, to savor before dinner is that smoke from the oven? No it's steam from the clams Looks like Chalmers was duped, it's steam from the hams Seymour - lives with his mom Seymour - living with his mom good lord what is going, on in that kitchen it's aurora borealis, why are you bitchin? aurora borealis? In the afternoon? In this part of the country? localized in that room? Seymour - lives with his mom Seymour - living with his mom Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow you steam a good ham, and why are we yellow? Seymour help! The house is burning down! No mother, the northern lights are in town! Seymour - lives with his mom Seymour - living with his mom

0:29 i love how skinners says with the DK sentence mix "purchase fast food and _disguise_ it as my own cooking" sounds even better than real skinner. also HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH

2:18 “huh huh huh huh! NOOO” ohh my sides!

Oh my actual god this is a masterpiece

AH-ROR-AH-BOR-EE-AH-LIS?

Gotta love Skinner's laugh at 2:18

"You call hamburgers 'grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells'?"

I envy your patience

“Why is Snoke coming out of your oven?” Because he’s actually a creation of the Emperor.

“Why is there Snoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?” “That isn’t Snoke”

AW-ROAR-AW-BOAR-EE-AHL-ISS

HE HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO GLAM SEYMOUR HAS A FUNNY HAM

"You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at they have at Krusty Burger." " *HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH* NOOO."

"No mother, it's just the northern larfs" 3:19 honestly my favorite

*HUH HUH HUH HUH*

He's the principle of the school, you know him well He's hoping Chalmers' lunch will be swell His roast in the oven, is fiery and burnt If he ruins it, Chalmers will be hurt He's delightful, devilish, an odd fellow too He's the principle of the Steamed Ham Crew

Are you threatening me, Master Jedi? The Senate will decide your fate. *I am the Senate.* *Not yet.* ...It's treason then. 2:45

0:20 HUH! Oh, eGADs! MY rOAst is RUined!

He may cook slow He can't steam hams But this guy One hell of a liar

"Upstate New Donk" XD

2:28 and YOU caLL Them steamed HANDS despite THE fact they are obviously PEELED

*he-he-here we go!* Me: so they’re- Video: skiiiner, and his crazy explanations! Me: -_-

Does this video need the Expansion Pak?

this is easily my favorite version of this meme. the sentence mixing was on point

2:45 Palpatine beginning his surprise attack on the Jedi Council

3:25 should have said "you're one hell of a guy"

HOLY HECK THAT INTRO *THAT BEAUTIFUL INTRO*

You win the meme.

DK RAP IS BACK BABY ASSEMBLE, ALGORITHM BRETHREN

3:31 This got me

That Skinner and Superintendent opening segment was incredible!

The fact that you got the Skinner and the Superintendent song to fit into the DK Rap was amazing.

This is how everyone in the Michael Bay Transformers heard Bumblebee speak

3:17 I laughed there

At 1:58 it sounds like Skinner says “upstate New Donk” I really hope that was intentional because it is great

Its a regional dialect Uhuh, well what region? Uhh upstate new DONK?

3:16 SEY - MOUR - THE - HOU - SE - IS - ON - FI - RE!

He has no style He has no grace But this kong can steam a ham

Boy, am I glad you gave in. 10/10

Never thought I'd hear the DK Rap say Aurora Borealis.

0:50 me - DK - TIONS thats still amazing

Skinner Approved, thats really impressive lol

I truly aopreciate what you did with the theme song.

The Skinner and the Superintendant segment was beautiful, and the DK64 transitions were such a nice touch

I lost it at the song part, replacing the music with the DK rap was genius, and keeping it a concise rap was even more awesome.

Semore’s yawn was just- *AHHHHHHHHHH*

*SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!*

HUH HUH HUH HUH!

Nobody: people talking in GTA

HUH HUH HUH HUH NO

How long did you spend sentence mixing. Because this is amazing.

This is the best one so far.

Why is this so good

0:22 killed me

That DK Rap theme song in the middle was a masterpiece.

Someone get SiivaGunner

2:45 AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Ahhhh 0:08

He has no roast He has no clams This guy only has steamed hams

i hope there's an alternate universe where this is the very original of Steamed Hams

It's worth it for the DK-transitions alone, but the sound mixing is so insane too. Thanks for blessing us with this masterpiece

1:17 "Why is there SNOKE coming out of your oven, Seymour?" 1:57 "Upstate New Yonk"

1:54 i died

His roast is ruined He steamed no Clams But Skinner buys burgers And called them Steamed Hams Anyway, God-tier sentence mixing.

Just imagine how long it took this dude to make this.

3:12 "No"

HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH delIIIghtfully devilish RyanYTP

0:45 SilvaGunner has been beat

2:45 *AAAAAAAAAAAAH*

this literally cracked me up, this must’ve taken forever

Upstate New Donk.

He has no style, he has no glam, this principal steams a real good ham

0:42 thats just perfect

1:41 I *T H O T* we were having steamed claams