Un[F]orgettable luncheon Obviously [G]rilled I don't think [H]e's coming back [I]sometric exercises No mother, it's [J]ust the northern lights Quite similar to the ones they have at [K]rusty Burger O[L]d family recipe Mmmm, Stea[M]ed clams
Completely ignored by her son Seymour's mother perished in the raging flames. Seymour felt bitter when he found her in the ruin of what was once his house. But at least he steamed a good ham Ending C: [C]remation Seymour's mother decided to leave her burning house to its fate and to go.....fishing. Yeah that's it, fishing With a smile on her face she packed up and headed for the coast. A decade later Seymour's mother found herself hunted by both the superintendent and Seymour-- a life she seemed to enjoy more than her previous one. Ending D: Goo[D]bye Seymour
You left out the C route where we find out there was never a ham, the burgers were people, and Skinner kills his mom with his own hands in the burning house, but otherwise accurate.
Everything that's ham is designed to steam. We are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of lies and deceit. Is this a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the superintendent who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle...and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to show him an aurora borealis.
Amazing work on this, my man. This is insanely well put together. I especially love the minor stuff like how the player skips through the dialogue on the "second playthrough."
Though Homer was impressed by Barney's plight of his struggles with alcoholism, in the end he couldn't deny his love for humor. The vote for the best film of the festival came to a stalemate, and no winner was ever decided. boo-[U]rns
Marge: Homer, there's a woman here who thinks she can help you! Homer: Jackass?! Marge: No, she's a scientist! Homer: Jackass is a scientist. Marge: IT'S NOT JACKASS!!!
doctordoom85 I just want to say I love this comment. It gives me life. I laugh cried to it while listening to the soundtrack when it popped into my head.
This video is perfect and I love the attention to detail, memes where never supposed to be this good. I was hoping to see Skinner enter the Hacking mini-game before replying "yes!" when asked about the kitchen During the B route though.
The following document details the final stages of Project KrustYBurger. (Note that this document has been marked with Level-SS confidentiality, and should not be disclosed to any KrustYBurger personnel, including the greasy teen working the counter.) Each Steamed Ham is equipped with a "black box", an item created by reusing the core of a KrustYBurger. As such it could be said that the consciousnesses of Steamed Hams and KrustYBurgers share the same structure. Said black boxes were installed after determining that it would be inhumane to install standard AI in Hams that are ultimately destined for consumption. (For the record, malfunctioning black boxes have caused some Steamed Hams to turn hostile.)
I actually thought to myself "Huh, that was fine I guess", then was ELATED to see the video was actually seven minutes long. Incredibly accurate. Honestly, I was ready for C, D, and E.
As the pig cruised through earth’s atmosphere it eventually broke free the bonds of gravity and began a long journey into space. If it could it would wonder at how such a simple barbecue could end in such a way. Millennia later a spacefaring race discovered the pig and had a hearty debate on how such a relic could appear in interstellar space. The Simpsons Just a [L]ittle airborne
I feel like I'm losing steam In my oven and my clams And outside, it looks so ominous And as Chalmers opens the door Silence starts to overflow My cries are inconspicuous Tell me Chalmers, care to join me? In doing isometric exercise on this windowsill? This is the smoke from the clams They're steaming more than ever right now Can you see the steam? Cause I'll sneak over to get Some fast food and disguise it as My own cooking, I'll call the food steamed hams I wish that someway, somehow That I could just make Chalmers think That the truth is that I'm a really good cook Maybe if I keep believing my dreams will come to life Come to life... After all the steam fades Open the door to the dining room I can still, still see him sitting there No matter how hard I pray Signs of warning still remain And life has become my enemy Tell me Chalmers, are you prepared for this? These mouthwatering hamburgers sitting before us? I said steamed hams I need you to believe that right now? That's what I call hamburgers Cause we're going to shout it loud Even if our words seem meaningless It's a regional dialect from upstate new york I wish that someway, somehow That it would be found in Utica But the truth is that it's an Albany expression Maybe if I keep believing my dreams will come to life Come to life... Cause we're going to shout it loud Even if our words seem meaningless It's a patented Skinner burger right there I wish that someway, somehow That I could share the recipe That's passed down the Skinner family Still, we're going to shout it loud Even if our words seem meaningless I call them steamed hams even if they seem grilled I hope that someway, somehow That I could say a good time was had But the truth is that in my kitchen is Aurora Borealis Maybe if you keep believing you can see it yourself ....no.
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He needs to hurry his swamp ass up. In Pat's words from his stream: "Ohhhh my god, Woolie needs to play this game. This is his favourite shit in the world."
Oh god, this was too good. If I were the embodiment of the footage used I'd feel utterly unworthy of how exquisitely overdressed(well edited) I was. Mimicking the rpg elements, dialogue boxes, sfx, using Automata loading screens was awesome. But you go even further as to make custom parody content. The text parts after Seymour went to the burger place, the ending screens and you even replaced the parts of the ost(become as gods with aurora borealis). And then Seymour perspective for B route. I must say, in my subjective opinion, this is absolutely heavenly. There's so many levels to it. Thanks for making this man.
Words cannot express the sheer love and appreciation I have for every last thing in this video, from the voice editing and sound effects to the background music inserts to every part of the title screens being replicated nearly 1 to 1.
That bad ending was really the bit that sells it the most, especially with how many bad ends are literally just "they walked off & never came back". Even if you did it by accident. I'm so sorry Pascal.
I feel like I've ruined lunch, Burned my roast, and blew my chance, And the kitchen, looks so ominous And as panic turns to fear, Smoke starts to overflow, My lies, I hope are inconspicuous Oh ye Gods, are you punishing me? Am I in purgatory for my past mistakes? This is my Hail Mary Throw Fast food disguised as a home cooked meal Chalmbers will you love me now? Cause we're going to play it straight Even if our claims seem implausible It's like I'm hiding an aurora behind that door I wish that someway, somehow That I could save this luncheon But the truth is that "steamed" hams aren't grilled Maybe if I keep believing, my hams will come to steam Come to steam... (Seeeymore haaalp)
This is an absolutely masterpiece how the heck. YOu've nailed every moment and even the little details like the skipping of dialogue and the alternate POVs and even the way the dialogue is written. It's PERFECT and you've done a superb job tHANK YOU
