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Stephen Bites Into The Juicy New Trump Book 

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Despite a cease and desist order from Trump's attorneys, Michael Wolff's bombshell book is being released.
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@the_dead_poet7829
@the_dead_poet7829 6 лет назад
Almost a year since he took the office, and I still can't believe it.
@gigatywing3483
@gigatywing3483 6 лет назад
the_dead_poet *said with a campy lisp*
@ADAKAR83
@ADAKAR83 6 лет назад
I cant believe he is STILL president of the USA after all those acusations against him and his stuff before the election and AFTER ... Jesus
@amiethompson6062
@amiethompson6062 6 лет назад
I know, right?
@meeeka
@meeeka 6 лет назад
the_dead_poet It might not be too long now....
@ameyagokhale5123
@ameyagokhale5123 6 лет назад
Uhh.. Poet, There is a Trumptard in you comment's section... edit- Scratch that.. two of them. And one prick thinks we are retarded... the pot meets kettle line come to mind
@brandonwright1414
@brandonwright1414 6 лет назад
"What! He's just licking out the special sauce" LMAO! I'm crying!
@matteen12
@matteen12 6 лет назад
The first lady is a cheeseburger!
@joseramirez2310
@joseramirez2310 6 лет назад
Brandon Wright Stop crying bitch
@davewade2041
@davewade2041 6 лет назад
mcgavin Melania is more like stale tunafish salad, IMO. That explains the separate bedrooms!
@mimperial1982
@mimperial1982 6 лет назад
Jose Ramirez Nice input, Trumptard.
@xpaige
@xpaige 6 лет назад
Stephen Colbert is the only thing that's keeping me sane. I hope other world leaders watch and understand that America is not accurately depict the majority of Americans.
@OldRaver
@OldRaver 6 лет назад
"I'm gonna hope... eating it" 😱😱😂😂😂
@coinsagE46m3
@coinsagE46m3 6 лет назад
***TO THE LATE SHOW'S RU-vid VIDEO EDITOR*** THIS is how long we want our videos. Whether it's the same topic or a different one. KEEP THIS UP, PLEASE!!
@pyramidhead6998
@pyramidhead6998 6 лет назад
coinsagE46m3 Is it so fucking difficult to click on another video after the first one is over? It takes 3 seconds ffs.
@5up3rp3rs0n
@5up3rp3rs0n 6 лет назад
Skip To My Lou It's annoying to keep clicking on several videos to find which is the first one though.
@matthewroberts1878
@matthewroberts1878 6 лет назад
I mean, them editing videos better *isn't* a bad thing. No reason not to applaud it
@bvsteel
@bvsteel 6 лет назад
"expired hamburger meat who aspired to be a real boy Steve Bannon." holy shit that was incredibly savage.
@jacquesblaque7728
@jacquesblaque7728 6 лет назад
And spot-on. Stephen could have added "partially-digested".
@Johnny-rx4hs
@Johnny-rx4hs 6 лет назад
expired hamburger meat left on one of Trump's shirts.
@Dizzyizzy42
@Dizzyizzy42 6 лет назад
He never ceases to run out of funny shit to say about his appearance!
@shanadir
@shanadir 6 лет назад
Spoiler alert. His wish goes unfulfilled
@xy6845
@xy6845 6 лет назад
Benjamin Steel Rather accurate than savage i'd say though
@EternalDensity
@EternalDensity 6 лет назад
How many days until Trump denies he was ever president?
@vaidehiraghavan
@vaidehiraghavan 6 лет назад
Imagine, when his base gets affected, he is gonna tell them he wasn't his President. It was all Obama's fault.
@puntabachata
@puntabachata 6 лет назад
EternalDensity won't be soon enough.
@jessstuart7495
@jessstuart7495 6 лет назад
He blames everyone around him for his own failings. His presidency will be no different.
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 6 лет назад
EternalDensity How many years before everybody denies to have ever voted for him?
@dogestranding5047
@dogestranding5047 6 лет назад
EternalDensity IT WAS OBAMA! DAM LIBRULS!!!
6 лет назад
Just seeing Sarah's face I get mad
@Logan-qo1vt
@Logan-qo1vt 6 лет назад
The Lost Schuyler One of her parents is definitely a Womp from Mario.
@alanai1981
@alanai1981 6 лет назад
The Lost Schuyler 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!
@kathyinthewallowas9190
@kathyinthewallowas9190 6 лет назад
Suckabee Handers.
@sovietmur
@sovietmur 6 лет назад
alexdapostman Jeez, it's gotten to the point where I can't tell if you're a bad troll or just an idiot.
@sarahdarwiche4965
@sarahdarwiche4965 6 лет назад
The Lost Schuyler I sincerely think she brings shame to other Sarah's
@digitalcell215
@digitalcell215 6 лет назад
Fired and Furious 😂😂😂
@LisaLisa-rl3pm
@LisaLisa-rl3pm 6 лет назад
orlando dejesus 😂
@tomhassam9767
@tomhassam9767 6 лет назад
MAGA hats and Trumper stickers are a mark of shame. No self respecting person could say that this is the right way to run a country
@eduardomantilla2143
@eduardomantilla2143 5 лет назад
Trump: American companies should produce in America. MAGA Hat: Made in China Trump Ties/Suits: Made in Mexico 2 out of 3 of Trump Wives: Not American. 😒 Uh huh...
@mindtrapped9934
@mindtrapped9934 6 лет назад
Colbert was on point for this
@everest001
@everest001 6 лет назад
Stephen Colbert, as we used to say in the old days, you rock.
@LordAJ12345
@LordAJ12345 6 лет назад
"These are all lies!" Sarah Huckabee's reaction was priceless. This is such a shitshow.
@JohnCitizenCitizen
@JohnCitizenCitizen 6 лет назад
tell me that was edited!
@ashlynteague9977
@ashlynteague9977 6 лет назад
John Citizen the 1st part was real but when he comes in and says they are all lies is edited. Her thank you was from the real thing though.
@whilan
@whilan 6 лет назад
Yes, that part was edited for the joke to work.
@coreygregory5146
@coreygregory5146 6 лет назад
I think u meant this show is the shit and this is all truth
@thestitchwithsami
@thestitchwithsami 6 лет назад
They obviously had him prerecorded for the press corps because they they couldn't ask him questions, and he couldn't open his big mouth and get them in more trouble.
@pandakabob8013
@pandakabob8013 6 лет назад
What a horrible time for America, but what a wonderful time for comedy.
@marilynberquist5653
@marilynberquist5653 6 лет назад
Pandaka Bob j Pea yf
@richardramfire3971
@richardramfire3971 5 лет назад
Yes. 😃
@erroneousfiend
@erroneousfiend 6 лет назад
You know I'm automatically attracted to cheeseburgers. I just start kissing them, I don't even wait. You know, when you're a star you can do anything. Grab 'em by the patty.
@bonitaapplebum3602
@bonitaapplebum3602 6 лет назад
WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END??? PLEASE VOTE 2018! PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO LOCAL ELECTIONS AND ISSUES, CONSTANTLY CALL YOUR SENATORS WHEN SOMETHING PISSES YOU OFF, THIS ISN'T ABOUT ELECTING DEMOCRATS - MAKE SURE THEY ARE PROGRESSIVES AND ACTUALLY HAVE YOUR INTERESTS IN MIND!! NOW MORE THAN EVER WE NEED TO GIVE A F*CK!!
@krampus225
@krampus225 6 лет назад
Bonita Applebum you got to put me on
@krampus225
@krampus225 6 лет назад
Sorry, just had to say that.
@krampus225
@krampus225 6 лет назад
But you're 100% correct, Bonita.
@krampus225
@krampus225 6 лет назад
Serai3 WTF are you talking about? What three times? We DO need to elect progressives. What's the problem?
@Dolby109
@Dolby109 6 лет назад
Serai3 - what do you mean tribalism? Aside from the one mention of progressive Bonita's message seemed universal.
@JosephFuller
@JosephFuller 6 лет назад
"...licking out the secret sauce..." OMG, laughed so hard, thank you writers and Steven for the belly laughs. Yes, perhaps it was inappropriately crude but it was certainly an amazingly hilarious double entendre.
@cecilia08yeah
@cecilia08yeah 6 лет назад
Joseph Fuller 👅🍔
@jsequine927
@jsequine927 6 лет назад
Colbert couldn't get it out he was already laughing haha very clever line especially after the JFK more sex joke
@katushawatkins1922
@katushawatkins1922 6 лет назад
That cheeseburger skit was the best! Too good, far too good. Colbert, you and your writers are geniuses.
@RC-bl2pm
@RC-bl2pm 6 лет назад
"The old gypsy was right..." The writers are do some heavy lifting, man that was funny.
@RC-bl2pm
@RC-bl2pm 6 лет назад
Im Canadian and I can watch an episode of south park and then turn around and shrug off a maple syrup joke without shedding a tear. Try and grab a sense of humor and see that a joke without hate is just a friendly joke.
@heythere9371
@heythere9371 6 лет назад
Damn, the jokes were really on point tonight
@kimjongfun5427
@kimjongfun5427 6 лет назад
After banning words, now Trump is trying to ban this book, daddy Putin must be so proud.
@223Drone
@223Drone 6 лет назад
Trump doesn't know that as president he can't ban books from being released because its a violation of the 1st amendment. Then again Trump doesn't believe in the 1st amendment so its no surprise that he wants to ban it.
@paigetomkinson1137
@paigetomkinson1137 6 лет назад
223Drone According to the book, Don the Con doesn't even Understand the Constitution, let alone the Amendments.
@jeffstone2136
@jeffstone2136 6 лет назад
No, Putin's kicking himself. He knows now he should've puppeteered Clinton instead, because she's both competent _and_ totally corrupt. Trump is corrupt, but stupider than a bag of bricks, and the plan wasn't to have the whole 'Russia is now running the USA' thing come out until about the year 2080. Trump's slow motion Diet Coke and cheeseburger fuelled clusterfuck is collapsing like a neutron star. NOT VLAD'S PLAN AT ALL!
@justalostlocal
@justalostlocal 6 лет назад
Jeff Stone Putin probably thought Trump is easier to manipulate which is logical since he's basically brain dead. I agree, maybe he's now regretting...or not, because US government is in chaos and now he can use his beloved propaganda "See, democracy doesn't work. Just look at USA, look at Trump. I will protect you, not this unstable system.", even though he's the one planning it all along.
@tandumplord6082
@tandumplord6082 6 лет назад
This book should be banned because it's 100% inaccurate trash, we know this because the Dear Leader says so. - Fox & Friends
@000-p4d
@000-p4d 6 лет назад
The most interesting part of this book is that every Trump's staff, cabinet member and confidant calls Trump a hopeless moron. They are in it for money and power of course, but what that makes the ordinary Trump voters?
@ChaosZero.
@ChaosZero. 6 лет назад
Poorer hopeless morons?
@josephraymond4138
@josephraymond4138 6 лет назад
00 0 . So what's new here then ? . But is Bannon not due to be answering questions soon and Don Junior to be called back for more questions on the Hacked Emails regarding damaged info on Clinton . As only a very small part of the book is known so far ; Bannon's Fight with Emperor 666 of Fifth Ave , Gerrard and Wife ; the would be First female President Ivanka should be rocket fuel enough , hopefully for Trump to blow a gasket and preferably on live on TV. The process of " the Bonfire of the Vanities ".
@dennelson5534
@dennelson5534 6 лет назад
Very nice
@1jimjon
@1jimjon 6 лет назад
Enemies of the state who want to destroy the USA & end democracy around the world? Another Heavens gate like cult maybe.
@toadjiang7626
@toadjiang7626 6 лет назад
Not just Trump though, according to this book, Trump's daughter/wife Ivanka is also dumb as f**k, so is Jared, Don Jr and Eric, all the Trumps are hopeless morons. Trump's ancestors must have been brother & sister for at least 100 generations.
@babyfir77
@babyfir77 6 лет назад
Thanks, Stephen, that cheeseburger routine was hilarious!!!!
@brain8484
@brain8484 6 лет назад
Martin W trump probably prefers the cheeseburger
@katesatriani
@katesatriani 6 лет назад
I may never eat a cheeseburger again! What an effective appetite suppressant!
@Artofcarissa
@Artofcarissa 6 лет назад
My parents: trump is acting like a 5 year old, he acts inappropriately, & it’s dangerous and stupid of him to threaten nuclear war on Twitter! Me: oh so you regret voting for trump? My parents: No Hillary would have been worse Me: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
@didasenga9397
@didasenga9397 6 лет назад
Carissa Renard I agree with ur parents. Trump is a special kind of stupid, however, Hillary is evil and ruthless.
@davewade2041
@davewade2041 6 лет назад
Carissa Renard Hang in there and RESIST, Carissa, and DONT DRINK THE ORANGE KOOLAID. Sorry about your folks....
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 6 лет назад
Dida Senga uuuuuhmmm...so you LIKE nuclear war ? ? ?
@My-Pal-Hal
@My-Pal-Hal 6 лет назад
Dida Senga Carissa. This person knows your parents lol tear...
@mistressXXjamie
@mistressXXjamie 6 лет назад
Dida Senga and who did you vote for? Better yet prove that Hillary would have created a worse situation than we're in now. You can't because it's not possible. The only way it could get worse is if ppl let Trumpo slip away and he's given time to fire missiles at North Korea. Can you say bye bye earth? Omfg what's wrong with ppl?
@rysun8709
@rysun8709 6 лет назад
Melania won't let him eat her burger so he has to eat Wendy's 🍔
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 6 лет назад
Ry Sun, good one! Actually he's McDonalds guy sooo....Ronald McDonald or the Hamburglar?? Oh shit! Just got a nasty pix in my head! Peace.
@davewade2041
@davewade2041 6 лет назад
Ry Sun Melania is no burger, she is stale tunafish.
@JLWorkshops
@JLWorkshops 6 лет назад
The joke with Mitch McConnell being fed some lettuce like a Turtle, I thought that it was very clever how Jon & the band did a very quick cover of the TMNT theme.
@akashhossain1919
@akashhossain1919 6 лет назад
DISCLAIMER: DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO WHILE EATING A HAMBURGER!!!
@janilaine2692
@janilaine2692 6 лет назад
Hopfully you havent ask more of special sauce.
@pamelaworley4122
@pamelaworley4122 6 лет назад
Akash Hossain Im gonna be a vegan after that will never look at a hamburger lol
@Steelburgh
@Steelburgh 6 лет назад
It's true. Steve Bannon is that disgusting. ;)
@priscillajimenez27
@priscillajimenez27 6 лет назад
Cheeseburger lol
@dianitall76
@dianitall76 6 лет назад
Jani Laine 😂😂😂
@erickoontz6835
@erickoontz6835 6 лет назад
Trump on those TV screens reminded me immediately of that veritable American classic, The Wizard of Oz. Even Sarah HuckSanders was trying to control her laughter!!
@paigetomkinson1137
@paigetomkinson1137 6 лет назад
I thought about that, too!
@siwi666
@siwi666 6 лет назад
one of his best ever monologues. Gold.
@golbez1583
@golbez1583 6 лет назад
Steve: : "Oh my God I agree with Steve Bannon *GASP* ; Just like that gypsy woman said!"
@223Drone
@223Drone 6 лет назад
Does Trump know that suing for libel means that he has to prove that the book is indeed libelous in court.
@TheKira699
@TheKira699 6 лет назад
It's only libel if is is false. Out come the recordings.
@flyingcapsicum
@flyingcapsicum 6 лет назад
Well, he usually doesn't follow through on his legal threats...
@1jimjon
@1jimjon 6 лет назад
In theory that's true, in practice it comes done to who has the deepest pockets & can afford to spend the most on lawyers. Even if the writer is in the right, he could end up bankrupt way before that is ever proven in court, with little or no chance to recover the legal fees.
@TorIverWilhelmsen
@TorIverWilhelmsen 6 лет назад
Plenty of people will probably support him financially just for the chance to have so much material subpoenaed from the WH on public record.
@johnlennon1970
@johnlennon1970 6 лет назад
Stephen Colbert raped my sister.
@rax816
@rax816 6 лет назад
The covfefe is hitting the fan. 🐸
@cjermevpg6372
@cjermevpg6372 6 лет назад
Oh, it's gone beyond that. The covfefe has gone totally jumo.
@DarknessIsThePath
@DarknessIsThePath 6 лет назад
Indeed, even beyond Nambia
@WilliamHaist
@WilliamHaist 6 лет назад
225 people think it's not a stale meme, who are you to say otherwise. Is your opinion worth more than 225 (now 226) peoples?
@whynottalklikeapirat
@whynottalklikeapirat 6 лет назад
who is a fan of covfefe?
@jeanneeber
@jeanneeber 6 лет назад
Along with the” GL” !!
@_jelle
@_jelle 6 лет назад
He's given a house, staff cleans his shit up, and he's a millionaire, yet he still has the lifestyle of a homeless man... Impressive.
@paigetomkinson1137
@paigetomkinson1137 6 лет назад
Holy Crap, that was freaking awesome!! LMFAO!
@donnellebarfield3964
@donnellebarfield3964 6 лет назад
Many millionaires and billionaires are nasty and dirty people. Imagine if everyone did everything for you? Would you be clean?
@INF1NI73
@INF1NI73 6 лет назад
Legate Alucard Yes I would. It's called not being a fucking slob.
@jaydee8724
@jaydee8724 6 лет назад
Right?? It’s just as bad as the millionaire Hollywood elite who are notorious for their sexual predation..(*cough Harvey Weinstein and all his friends who know or turned a blind eye) I think Colbert should do a piece on that next
@sherryburrows882
@sherryburrows882 6 лет назад
He did a bit on Weinstein. It was excellent! Colbert (and Jon Stewart, who was his boss for several years and still mentors him) are both fantastic satirists that use their public personas to express mostly those things that everyone gets, not just one side of the political spectrum. Colbert doesn't hide his personal opinions, but he makes fun of everyone...
@ramayaruk
@ramayaruk 6 лет назад
expired hamburger meat that wished to be a real boy ROFLLLLLLL
@pinhead35
@pinhead35 6 лет назад
Holy Shit this is probably his best monologue
@BeeWhistler
@BeeWhistler 6 лет назад
Saying Trump opposers are insane for pointing out his bald faced lies and the implosion of his presidency, things which are a matter of public record and can be credited directly to the man himself, is akin to calling meteorologists insane for saying there's snow on the east coast. If you wish to make an intelligent argument in favor of something, you might want to find some specifics instead of pasting the blanket term of "insane" on anyone who disagrees. Here's such a fact: this President has a history of immoral and amoral statements and exclusionary policies that are blatantly un-American... in the face of this disastrous presidency, those still fiercely loyal to a sexist, racist liar are the ones whose sanity is the more in question. It suggests that there are people who hate everyone and just can't wait to watch the whole world burn.
@bobbyboucher7426
@bobbyboucher7426 6 лет назад
"Oh, I don't know him" 😂😂😂
@randyjax09
@randyjax09 6 лет назад
“Expired hamburger meat that wished to be a real boy” #dead 🤣🤣🤣
@Geoff69420
@Geoff69420 6 лет назад
....and then he mentioned the bedroom hamburger.
@Csky1988
@Csky1988 6 лет назад
and licking out the special sauce...
@MrFaDookie
@MrFaDookie 6 лет назад
Randy H OOOOYYYYEEEEEEE......
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 6 лет назад
Randy H, I think the Pinocchio connection was lost there to most. I actually see the obvious Melanoma on bAnnon's face & as we all know, side effect from the ED meds! PSA to Stevie: Biopsy that face! Peace.
@IamErik31
@IamErik31 6 лет назад
Tonight's Bannon nickname was tame compared to yesterday's: "Former Chief Political Strategist and what happens when syphilis gets herpes Steve Bannon".
@plastictouch6796
@plastictouch6796 6 лет назад
Omg I need that feeding a turtle gif
@v.e2035
@v.e2035 6 лет назад
The call is coming from inside the house!!!! Oh Steven I'm dizzy from the stupidity too , that's why I'm In the hospital receiving treatment I can't afford lmao
@SonOfAWookiee
@SonOfAWookiee 6 лет назад
Colbert has been on fire since New Years. 🔥
@mylittledogshoppesouthpark1350
I Want That Book!!!!!!!
@allieschwarz8023
@allieschwarz8023 6 лет назад
Yesterday, The White House asked the publisher to destroy all existing copies. In response, the publisher has moved up the release date to TODAY (friday morning) when it was initially scheduled for early next week. Once the White House tried to censor the book, the title shot straight to the top of the Non-Fiction Best Seller list.
@paigetomkinson1137
@paigetomkinson1137 6 лет назад
"Separate bedrooms." The REAL reason it took Melania so long to move to DC from NYC.
@meeeka
@meeeka 6 лет назад
Blue Skies Can you blame her? She knew from the beginning at the announcement, this would never end happily.
@JohnCitizenCitizen
@JohnCitizenCitizen 6 лет назад
Classic NPD behaviour - part of having the mind of a toddler means they rarely have sex. Fits with Putin giving him the choice of any sexual act yet him choosing to whack off while two chicks do stuff to each other.
@UNbowed62
@UNbowed62 6 лет назад
Blue Skies , Seperate~ smeperate, she’s still a stupid woman for being still married to the embarrassing dumbfuck. Ain’t that much money in the world to buy authentic integrity.
@pso777atlantika
@pso777atlantika 6 лет назад
Trump was introduced as a 'special guest' on his own press conference... wow... I got nothing lol
@DD-BEAN10
@DD-BEAN10 6 лет назад
I'm dizzy from the stupid....I'm dead
@GreenDragon11
@GreenDragon11 6 лет назад
abby say whaaat One of the best and accurate statements ever!
@lizardog
@lizardog 6 лет назад
I'd rather keep watching the Trump Home Shopping Network. It has much more than one TV show. It has white supremacists, child molestors, businessmen who don't pay contractors, trophy wives, tax breaks for wealthy donors, deregulation, looting... the list is well nigh endless..
@cecilia08yeah
@cecilia08yeah 6 лет назад
Get your minds out of the drive-thru 😂😂
@typhommachanh9735
@typhommachanh9735 6 лет назад
Never thought it was possible to laugh and gag at the same time. Haha
@ameyagokhale5123
@ameyagokhale5123 6 лет назад
*(pukes all over the place)*
@urshurakdieohnekanal9291
@urshurakdieohnekanal9291 6 лет назад
the hamburger-thing was hilarious and disgusting at the same time!
@Houstonbluescenedavidsloan
@Houstonbluescenedavidsloan 6 лет назад
and I bet melania eats NO cheeseburgers
@onionhater7994
@onionhater7994 6 лет назад
I am German, just realised that there is actually no word for ,,Schadenfreude“ in English. For those who don’t know it means being happy because something bad happened to someone else.
@PartisanGamer
@PartisanGamer 6 лет назад
ähm ich will dir ja nicht die Tour vermasseln .... aber das wird im Englischen schon seit längerem entlehnt. Man kennt Schadenfreude also weil sie das selbe Wort verwenden ... er benutzt es ja nicht aus heiterem Himmel hier :)
@MrToBeEvil
@MrToBeEvil 6 лет назад
As an american, lots of us just use schadenfreude.
@hellsingmongrel
@hellsingmongrel 6 лет назад
Matthew Leman Yup, one of my favorite words in ANY language. 😉
@katrenathacker9226
@katrenathacker9226 6 лет назад
I knew about the word because my friend Olaf taught me it. I was so excited when the musical Avenue Q had a whole song about it.😃
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 6 лет назад
In Norwegian there is. " Skadefryd "
@guitarjonn7103
@guitarjonn7103 6 лет назад
One of his best ever monologues. He pulls me back from the edge of despair over this man-boy king night after night. Thanks again, Stephen. Your killing it and keep getting better.
@SebastianTheGreat
@SebastianTheGreat 6 лет назад
If Trump somehow calls himself a traitor: "I had nothing to do with me. I don't know why I was even in the room with me! I had absolutely no influence on me. I don't remember even meeting me. Sad that I would even call me a traitor!"
@simonpoon3785
@simonpoon3785 6 лет назад
If people ask, hwouLd said, it wasn't him
@Hkizzie
@Hkizzie 6 лет назад
Melania, if you're reading this and you're clearly unhappy leave that boy you're with and go get yourself a real man. Life's too short to be with small hands. YOLO!
@jonathancampbell7798
@jonathancampbell7798 6 лет назад
Willie Booker screw her. She's a gold digger
@flavius12341
@flavius12341 6 лет назад
if she waited so long, she can wait a little longer.
@meeeka
@meeeka 6 лет назад
Willie Booker Melania should leave for the sake of her poor son.
@djlaal2112
@djlaal2112 6 лет назад
That rusky immigrant mail order porn star can suffer. That gold digger knew what she was doing.
@ameyagokhale5123
@ameyagokhale5123 6 лет назад
I think she should put some of the botox she uses in his Cheeseburger
@RyanJohnson
@RyanJohnson 6 лет назад
Comedy now hides the tragedy of our situation.
@XiaoGuanYin104
@XiaoGuanYin104 6 лет назад
Ryan Johnson. Laughing at a curse can break it
@RICHOCHANGO
@RICHOCHANGO 6 лет назад
This just in...Fire and Fury has just won best literature in both comedic and non fiction categories 2018!
@julianaknapp8187
@julianaknapp8187 6 лет назад
JUMO = JUnior Moscow Operative
@paigetomkinson1137
@paigetomkinson1137 6 лет назад
Juliana, you speak Bannon?
@LurkerBae
@LurkerBae 6 лет назад
Juliana Knapp nailed it.
@Toywins
@Toywins 6 лет назад
Omg, got it in one!! 😂😂😂
@LyingPrauses
@LyingPrauses 6 лет назад
Juliana Knapp win!!!!
@sdmmomsethan
@sdmmomsethan 6 лет назад
Illuminati confirmed /\
@candycrush5706
@candycrush5706 6 лет назад
This soap opera just keeps getting better and better.
@chaoszen1
@chaoszen1 6 лет назад
Trump can never lose his mind. He did not have one in the first place.
@TheReal008Zulu
@TheReal008Zulu 6 лет назад
Trump is in bed, professing his love for his one, true soulmate. And in the next room, his wife is crying.
@arjunkzy
@arjunkzy 6 лет назад
Poor cheeseburger!
@SonicPhonic
@SonicPhonic 6 лет назад
Stephen Colbert is the only way I can deal with the White House of Horrors. Shakespeare would have dismissed the plot as too complex and unbelievable. Trump is like some blend of King Lear, Chucky-the-Killer-Doll, and the Big Boys mascot. Bannon is the court jester but with a meth-addict upgrade, and Melania is Ophelia with a Go-Go Girl attitude.
@dianeowen5258
@dianeowen5258 6 лет назад
I am not surprised Predator trump and the missus have separate bedrooms. No surprise at all.
@mikeyoung9810
@mikeyoung9810 6 лет назад
He's ran his entire life doing what he wanted, attacking anyone that didn't agree with him and lying about everything. These aren't new relevations. There is no truth he can't deny, cover up or distract us from and the only thing allowed in trumpworld is adulation, praise and complete blind following. Steven Colbert is hilarious and like most of us, afraid of where this is all going.
@anonymouse9355
@anonymouse9355 6 лет назад
Trump 2020 apparently you brainwashed idiots still exist
@ameyagokhale5123
@ameyagokhale5123 6 лет назад
Trump 2020 Hmm... Bullshit Claims with no proof. Just like Trump?
@PNWestBlotter
@PNWestBlotter 6 лет назад
Trump 2020 how about his claims about the crowd of his inauguration. Or the inherent lie of denying that the book is true, and then issuing a cease & desist for revealing confidential information!
@juana1483
@juana1483 6 лет назад
Yep..he ran his world from Millions of loans from daddy T-Rump...otherwise he'd a grown up homeless.
@or9835
@or9835 6 лет назад
If his approval ratings are getting any lower he might need to start a war. Really hope it's not with a country that has nukes....
@FSEffect
@FSEffect 6 лет назад
This presidency has sunk so low the hole is going to go through the Earth and end up in Rus- OOOH that's why
@siaisjack
@siaisjack 6 лет назад
I am not American but as most I this world I am interested in what happens in US as it effects all. I thought of trump of not being the greatest choice for a president of the most powerful country in the world and couldn't believe he was elected. having said that its disgusting how people like you, media personalities and cnn are behaving. he is the choice of millions of Americans and those people deserve there choice for precedency to be given a chance. Racist, KKK members and all the scum in America behaved better during Obama presidency than you lot are doing. If I was from US I would never ever vote democrat. your disgusting people, and this from the bottom of my heart.
@dotnb
@dotnb 6 лет назад
FSEffect haha!
@FSEffect
@FSEffect 6 лет назад
1) I'm not American either. 2) This president literally sided with Nazis in an incident where Nazis yelled "Jews will not replace us" and one committed a terrorist act by driving a car straight into a crowd of counter protesters, killing one. 3) He might be the choice of "millions of Americans" but Hillary had more votes and his popularity is tanking like a North Korean submarine. 4) Millions of American people are wrong for voting this know nothing, lying sack of mouldy tangerines. 5) He is constantly mocked by the press and the general public because damn near everything he says are either lies, petty or wrong and he's doing so while being the president. 6) If you think calling out his constant stream of bullshit is WORSE than Nazis, I think it's safe to say you have no idea what Nazis have done or your sense of morality requires more thoughtful introspection.
@corrinejoy3571
@corrinejoy3571 6 лет назад
FSEffect hehehehe....your funny
@siaisjack
@siaisjack 6 лет назад
during ww2 my country was the most densely bombed land in the whole world, the Nazis almost starved the whole country to death, only a liberty ship made it true the embargo. we still celebrate that ship. don't lecture me on Nazis. you libtards keep failing to see people are fed up with your moralising and Nazi labelling instead of serious discussions. trump & brexit are a result of your arrogance and you will keep loosing. your far less tolerant than the Nazis and racist you look down on. here in EU & US & Australia people are fed up with the likes of you. you have fucked Europe and if it wasn't for trump you would have fucked the US too.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 лет назад
Sarah looks like Dorothy, if she'd grown up to be the Wickedest Witch of them all.
@jaem.1565
@jaem.1565 6 лет назад
She looks like a manatee. Sarah Manatee. She never holds her head up straight and talks in a slack-jawed way like she is tired of her own lies.
@neoc1121
@neoc1121 6 лет назад
Sarah? Oh you mean Quasimodo Sanders
@TheBlarggle
@TheBlarggle 6 лет назад
Ol' Strokey
@jeffstone2136
@jeffstone2136 6 лет назад
Plus she looks fat and depressed. And fat.
@neoc1121
@neoc1121 6 лет назад
Also depressed. And fat.
@Thebeautiful11
@Thebeautiful11 6 лет назад
Not surprised by the separate bedrooms.
@PaulettaNelson
@PaulettaNelson 6 лет назад
Old men fart a lot. I used to be married to 1, and they stink up the room in foul ways so intense it will wake you up. I do not blame his wife for sleeping in a separate bedroom.
@Lazerfaced
@Lazerfaced 6 лет назад
Pauletta Nelson one old man farts a lot = ALL old men fart a lot
@PaulettaNelson
@PaulettaNelson 6 лет назад
Only One reason why I left.
@roodick85
@roodick85 6 лет назад
Kinda explains why he's always cranky lol
@outlawJosieFox
@outlawJosieFox 6 лет назад
Thebeautiful11 surprised she doesn't have a separate house myself!
@edinfific2576
@edinfific2576 6 лет назад
Stephen Colbert is just so hilarious, I have to wonder if he writes this comic genius by himself or has someone else helping him. His humor is so punch-line and clever that I often have to step back in awe! Not only is he very talented, but also a caring human being. People like him are God's gift to us. I could say "God gave him gifts, and gave him as a gift to us."
@VJKBorahae
@VJKBorahae 6 лет назад
Love you Steve 😂😂😂
@mtuflani1295
@mtuflani1295 6 лет назад
All the winning is starting to make my head spin. Enough! Enough Mr. President. We are finally tired of winning🤕
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 6 лет назад
"He's appearing on a screen even though he's fifty feet down the hallway!" Seriously, Trump, can't you even put in a _personal appearance?_ 🤷
@ABirdOnTheMoon
@ABirdOnTheMoon 6 лет назад
lazyperfectionist1 he appeared on screens so whatever he said don’t need to be questioned. He is tired of the press keeping him on a hot seat.
@Hotshots2890
@Hotshots2890 6 лет назад
he doesnt wanna be questioned lol
@mikeyoung9810
@mikeyoung9810 6 лет назад
Dictators do hate to have to answer to anyone.
@vaidehiraghavan
@vaidehiraghavan 6 лет назад
lazyperfectionist, Because he is fake!
@Greg042869
@Greg042869 6 лет назад
We already have the technology to fake any person's image and voice.
@SolarTiger
@SolarTiger 6 лет назад
Comedy gold...that orange dotard just keeps serving it up...
@LyingPrauses
@LyingPrauses 6 лет назад
William Elliott u mad?
@joeschmoe373
@joeschmoe373 6 лет назад
Sarah is like the American version of that North Korean pink lady-muumuu anchor woman.
@juana1483
@juana1483 6 лет назад
Joe Schmoe Nice..Great analogy bro!
@kristenkrueger5527
@kristenkrueger5527 6 лет назад
Joe Schmoe exactly 😂
@berniediapersanderslukso9204
@berniediapersanderslukso9204 6 лет назад
Joe Schmoe , no the korean woman is more like your mom
@juana1483
@juana1483 6 лет назад
Well, maybe HICK-a-bee is different than korean lady.....HICK-a-bee would be rail thin in Korea. 🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍕🍕🍟🍔🍔
@jamesmoseley5428
@jamesmoseley5428 6 лет назад
You're joke is both very funny and painfully depressing.
@medrumpfmesmartbigly9357
@medrumpfmesmartbigly9357 6 лет назад
Of course Trump and Melania have separate bedrooms, what I really want to know is whether or not Trump and Ivanka have separate bedrooms.
@various3394
@various3394 6 лет назад
Me Drumpf Me Smart Bigly I love your username.
@robertsmith5744
@robertsmith5744 6 лет назад
Me Drumpf Me Smart Bigly Have a look at Ivanka's kids...........
@pyramidhead6998
@pyramidhead6998 6 лет назад
How many tank engines can you run with all the oil in Don Jrs. hair?
@nathanielgrey4091
@nathanielgrey4091 6 лет назад
Skip To My Lou 42
@davewade2041
@davewade2041 6 лет назад
Brock Sorensen You stole my answer, Zarkin'Frood! ;)
@SonOfAWookiee
@SonOfAWookiee 6 лет назад
Sarah really looks like a woman feeling the stress of her job. Must be tired of shovelling Trump’s bs.
@sunnirae1900
@sunnirae1900 6 лет назад
Matt Pearson She looks like she's picking up dog shit and making a snowflake fuss about it because she thinks her kids should be doing it.
@haydenaa6282
@haydenaa6282 6 лет назад
alexdapostman So over 65% of Americans are mentally ill? There is no way in hell he is winning 2020, especially with such a terrible presidency thus far, and the amount of evidence against him from the Russia investigation. Is he going to be impeached? Probably not, but his incompetence is far better than Mike Pence, who has a clear agenda.
@chrisl5206
@chrisl5206 6 лет назад
alexdapostman You are repeating yourself and lying just like Trump.
@dra6o0n
@dra6o0n 6 лет назад
You guys are feeding the troll. Pick up a shotgun instead.
@jasonbaez7554
@jasonbaez7554 6 лет назад
Matt Pearson I don't think she is... Do you realize she just said thank you Mr. President to a pair of TV sets? It's like everytime I think this administration cannot get any fucking weirder I'm proven wrong
@Bonobo3D
@Bonobo3D 6 лет назад
Stephen Colbert, you give the very best commentary on the current political situation. Thank you!
@UTU49
@UTU49 6 лет назад
Trump picks his own staff and cabinet and he can barely get along with most of them.
@رابیینمتقمکثزمککالس
Nash w x Esq n km we ck
@jamesfrank3213
@jamesfrank3213 6 лет назад
Is Trump going to pretend that Bannon wasn't on the NSC either?
@tismoser3055
@tismoser3055 6 лет назад
James Frank hi, and yes, the orange stooge HAS ALREADY denied it..lol..
@Jasonblade9012
@Jasonblade9012 6 лет назад
“Expired hamburger meat aspiring being a real boy” patty-nocchio
@MatthewJohnsonA
@MatthewJohnsonA 6 лет назад
I'm gutted that I can only "like" this comment once :'(
@MatthewJohnsonA
@MatthewJohnsonA 6 лет назад
I'm gutted that I can only "like" this comment once :'(
@InXLsisDeo
@InXLsisDeo 6 лет назад
also Steve Bannon, or "... what happens when your syphillis gets herpes..." xD
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 лет назад
well hello +Matthew Johnson! I'll like it once, like you twice and see you a like for liking awesomeness. Game on, my man :)
@007Decky
@007Decky 6 лет назад
4:52-5:22 PRICELESS!!! Just when you think it couldn’t get any hilarious 5:09, 5:14 was deadly!
@jillallmendinger2547
@jillallmendinger2547 6 лет назад
He needs the shirts on the floor. He never knows when the floor might turn into lava
@lizardog
@lizardog 6 лет назад
Brilliant
@ladijae1
@ladijae1 6 лет назад
Video screen msg from POTUS!!!! Stupid level is on the RISE!!! Hahahahaha
@enterthevoidIi
@enterthevoidIi 6 лет назад
Trump is such a disaster
@markpaintner8365
@markpaintner8365 6 лет назад
Huckleberry is lying.
@dga6147
@dga6147 6 лет назад
Hahahah the Alt-right has Trumps Coq so far in their throat when their fuhrer says something bad about him they just ditch him xD poor Steve
@darkuser9992
@darkuser9992 6 лет назад
"expired hamburger mean that wished to be a real boy"
@luiseduardo586
@luiseduardo586 6 лет назад
When trump appeared and talked in those screens looked like "the lips" sketch from conan o'brien show.
@Toywins
@Toywins 6 лет назад
Эд Cárdenas omg, THEY DO!!! 😂😂😂😂
@CBlargh
@CBlargh 6 лет назад
Oh no! Things are looking so bad for Steve Bannon! He might have to take up drinking...
@Estragon17
@Estragon17 6 лет назад
CB BC you mean instead of replacing his blood with whiskey like he has been doing for the past... Well, by the look of him, about two or three centuries?
@bl00dhoney
@bl00dhoney 6 лет назад
Estragon17 the weird thing is apparently he doesn't drink! Imagine looking like that, a complexion like that, a nose like that - despite being sober. Like... how?
@joshporter5205
@joshporter5205 6 лет назад
Yeah, I don't buy it.. unless he moved beyond drinking and just has a constant IV drip of whiskey.
@ameyagokhale5123
@ameyagokhale5123 6 лет назад
LOOK AT HIM... HE LOOKS LIKE HE FELL IN HIS ALCOHOL AND OSMOSIS TOOK PLACE!
@EricaShady10171972
@EricaShady10171972 6 лет назад
Poor Omarosa. She was planning to write a book.
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 6 лет назад
EmmaLlanos fired & furious
@NeoRipshaft
@NeoRipshaft 6 лет назад
omfg the comment on the cheeseburger combined with his insistence on changing the sheets before anyone can see them...would it really be beyond the pale to think he was screwing the cheeseburgers?
@anonUK
@anonUK 6 лет назад
NeoRipshaft Is Trump a Dollar Menu Guy?
@NeoRipshaft
@NeoRipshaft 6 лет назад
@anonUK I don't know, I kind of think he'd grift some old people and minorities to partake in the finer products, but not too fine, my guess would be double quarter pounder with cheese - extra cheese, no lettuce.
@lasarith2
@lasarith2 6 лет назад
If he was in the room, he’d actually be asked questions he doesn’t want to answer.
@keonroshdieh2497
@keonroshdieh2497 Год назад
I honestly love Stephen Colbert's Donald Trump impression 💯🙏💪👍🤙👌👉👏🙌. It is spot on in my opinion 💯🙏💪👍🤙👉👌👏🙌. LOL. LMAO 😂😂😂
@TurbidTG1
@TurbidTG1 6 лет назад
Only with Trump talking shit about what you wrote will it jump from 48,000 to number 1 on Amazon’s best seller in 24 hours! And get the release date moved UP 4 days! 😂 Anyone else preorder a copy?
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 6 лет назад
The book was originally a screenplay for a upcoming movie. It was going to be the Horror version of Idiocrazy. Then someone happened to see the strong similarity to what's going on in real life USA ...
@Justanotherconsumer
@Justanotherconsumer 6 лет назад
camelshit the irony is that President Camacho may not be smarter than Trump, but he is more devoted to his job and more willing to set aside his ego to get things done. Camacho 2020. He’s a decent dude, and a major improvement.
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 6 лет назад
Exactly. Camacho is dumb and decent. trump is dumb and vile, just through and through v i l e .
@ingodwetrust194
@ingodwetrust194 6 лет назад
This one was brutal! 😂
@davewade2041
@davewade2041 6 лет назад
Natalie Primus And we love it.
@djrobh22
@djrobh22 6 лет назад
Did huckabeast actually thank a video screen?
@pandorafox3944
@pandorafox3944 6 лет назад
djrobh22 Huckabeast???? LMFAO!!!!
@mastermonarch
@mastermonarch 6 лет назад
Huckabeast lol
@paigetomkinson1137
@paigetomkinson1137 6 лет назад
Huckabeast! Best nickname out of this shitstorm yet!
@BS_stuG
@BS_stuG 6 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂 HUCKABEAST!!!! I just choked on my water lol
@Mike956881
@Mike956881 6 лет назад
Here comes all the "Hillary E-mails" headlines on Fox News. . .
@alexlandherr
@alexlandherr 6 лет назад
Why won’t CBS blur out Bannon? WHY!!!?
@DPowered2
@DPowered2 6 лет назад
everytime trump wants to down play someone he goes with the "i never meet this person a day in my life" type comments. Bannon was over the campaign wasn't he? and trump constantly defended him and gave him a government position so is trump trying to say he lied and hired someone who he knew little or nothing about to be in the white house?
@Thumbsupurbum
@Thumbsupurbum 6 лет назад
Either he's that dumb, or he thinks his voters are dumb enough to believe him.(He's probably right about the last one actually)
@typhommachanh9735
@typhommachanh9735 6 лет назад
Wait a minute, didn't he promise his supporters that once he gets into the office, he will hire the best of the best? It looks more like every man for himself (and a tell-all book), who will get throw in the fire first.
@maryhunter6389
@maryhunter6389 6 лет назад
Trump probably doesn't remember it because he has dementia. I'm sure he convinced himself he never met Bannon.
@mirandascripp9351
@mirandascripp9351 6 лет назад
Jumo: Dominican expression for when you are extremely drunk PERFECT
@martinrivera3230
@martinrivera3230 6 лет назад
Miranda Scripp wow,
@shean7890
@shean7890 6 лет назад
Man what a freakkkkiing mess the USA has gotten itself into by electing this poor soul. Damnnnnnn
@juana1483
@juana1483 6 лет назад
shean7890 You mean Idiot?
@mistressXXjamie
@mistressXXjamie 6 лет назад
Trumpo has no soul. It was sold for cash long ago
@shean7890
@shean7890 6 лет назад
cameron aguayo I can’t do that, it’s illegal here in Georgia
@shean7890
@shean7890 6 лет назад
cameron aguayo I started thinking about that. Then I farted a yuuuuge 💨. And that was such a reality check. You make me worry about you now
@markholford4208
@markholford4208 6 лет назад
+shean7890 + that shit sounds crazy.. so does that mean they'll arrest a dead suicide corps and charge'm to life in prison?🤔? 😂😂😂
@josephbarleta3373
@josephbarleta3373 6 лет назад
I'm dizzy from the stupid too.
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