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Trump Says Giuliani Will 'Get His Facts Straight' 

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On Friday, the President told reporters that his lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, would 'get his facts straight.' He was wrong.
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@abramporras7877
@abramporras7877 6 лет назад
I had got a Jay walking ticket but I hired Rudy giuliani and he was able to bring it down to a attempted murder charge
@1989TaylorsVersiom
@1989TaylorsVersiom 6 лет назад
Abram Porras 🤣🤣🤣
@maryleedeferrari7020
@maryleedeferrari7020 5 лет назад
Omg, that is priceless, Abram . . . :) LMFAO
@DIESEL0759
@DIESEL0759 5 лет назад
+Abram Porras Keep in mind, however, I'm still learning the facts of your case. As soon as I get them all figured out, we can go for maybe Involuntary manslaughter.
@TheCstar07
@TheCstar07 6 лет назад
FACTS.... [BUFFERING]
@bernardoheusi6146
@bernardoheusi6146 6 лет назад
FARTS... [PLFTTTT]
@Jimmy_Jones
@Jimmy_Jones 6 лет назад
This is the weirdest video on RU-vid for buffering. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-sXWJgUuuZvk.html After the first buffer it will buffer nearly every 5 seconds. At least 80 different people have the same issue on different speed internet.
@Cyromantik
@Cyromantik 6 лет назад
I think he lives on the 404 error page.
@azshadow32
@azshadow32 6 лет назад
TheCstar07 🤣😂😂😂😂 And we thought only video streaming would buffer smh🤔😕😞
@cymbalspecialist
@cymbalspecialist 6 лет назад
This is one of the best monologues in a while. Colbert is smart, sharp, and funny, as the ship sinks.
@eldorados_lost_searcher
@eldorados_lost_searcher 6 лет назад
Whoever is in the White House after all this is going to have a terrible time rebuilding credibility for the office.
@Serprizebuttsecks
@Serprizebuttsecks 6 лет назад
Exactly! We've been saying the same (myself and friends here in the UK) we feel so sorry for whoever comes in after Trump because whether he gets impeached and goes early, goes 4 years or by some disaster (and the most likely outcome) he goes the full 8 years, whoever comes after is gonna have to spend somewhere between most to all of their time as president just undoing everything this idiot has done and trying to rebuild good will to the rest of the world cos you're gonna need it!
@jokerman1964
@jokerman1964 6 лет назад
Garret LeBuis like President Obama had to do after king george the junior. Why is it the democrats are always cleaning up the messes republicans make.
@lizatanzawa7910
@lizatanzawa7910 6 лет назад
That's why BERNIE2020!!
@shahusta
@shahusta 6 лет назад
Lisa Simpson?
@mikeylikesit6588
@mikeylikesit6588 6 лет назад
Poor Kanye. Hopefully I can afford to expat by then.
@TheCstar07
@TheCstar07 6 лет назад
I didn't know "It's my first day on the job" was an acceptable defense. I need to speak to my lawyer, clearly burning down that children's ward wasn't my fault.
@jose9th
@jose9th 6 лет назад
TheCstar07 that and when that statement was made, he had already been working with him for more than a week...
@FuyuBiyori
@FuyuBiyori 6 лет назад
He stole that line from Homer Simpson. "It's my first day"
@TimeandMonotony
@TimeandMonotony 6 лет назад
Reminds me of George Costanza's excuse for getting caught having sex with the janitor on his desk at work: "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon...."
@autohmae
@autohmae 6 лет назад
What is amazing, he should know.. he's a lawyer. ;-)
@stevecampbell9670
@stevecampbell9670 6 лет назад
Just make sure that your lawyer isn't Rudy Giuliani.
@VietNguyen-nc9jq
@VietNguyen-nc9jq 6 лет назад
I think I have what it takes to be a lawyer.
@pamelacass9642
@pamelacass9642 6 лет назад
Viet Nguyen We all do, but if our parents liked us, they beat it the hell out of us. Just sayin'. 😆
@jmcnern3342
@jmcnern3342 6 лет назад
Viet Nguyen p
@mimimarcus
@mimimarcus 6 лет назад
Can you lie at all times in all places? Congrats, you're now Trump's next personal lawyer.
@ARMEN-wb7ve
@ARMEN-wb7ve 6 лет назад
Can't believe this guy was mayor of new york
@Steeleperfect
@Steeleperfect 6 лет назад
Some towns elect a cat as mayor.
@albertelnen4995
@albertelnen4995 5 лет назад
Neither can the people of New York.
@dr.johannesmunch891
@dr.johannesmunch891 5 лет назад
It was a crazy goofy time, bevore 9/11... There were many spooky people in charge out there. Remember the French president, or the Italian...
@DieselDad
@DieselDad 6 лет назад
Thanks Late Show for giving me a laugh during this sad, sad time of American existence.
@223Drone
@223Drone 6 лет назад
Do they realize that constantly changing the story puts them in an even more negative light.
@Asher_Tye
@Asher_Tye 6 лет назад
223Drone a theory is going around that they're deliberately muddying the water to keep the facts from coming to light later.
@jonahlynx94
@jonahlynx94 6 лет назад
Yeah but his supporters don't care, so honestly this changes nothing.
@everlastingwonder6126
@everlastingwonder6126 6 лет назад
"Speaking of natural disasters, Rudy Giuliani" might be my favorite segue of all time. Definitely in the top 10.
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 6 лет назад
Gus Wiedey: He uses that segue technique just enough to keep it from going stale but not enough to glut the market (as it were)-and you’re right, this one was a real zinger.
@pano3607
@pano3607 6 лет назад
So let’s get this right: The president of the United States’ high profile lawyer went on TV and directly contradicted what the President had said previously. The president then backed that new “truth” up. 24hrs later, the president went on TV and called both his lawyer and himself a liar. Meanwhile, the lawyer is still out there talking on TV saying more or less a different thing every time: it had nothing to do with the campaign/he didn’t know/he did know/it did actually help the campaign Somehow, despite the obvious lies and contradictions, that guy is still his lawyer and the president is still president. We live in insane times.
@mattathiasmacabees6416
@mattathiasmacabees6416 4 года назад
And it's about to get much much much worse.
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
"alternative facts"
@crucialblue
@crucialblue 6 лет назад
This administration is like a bunch of children lying to their parents about who broke the window.
@jurastakaune1423
@jurastakaune1423 6 лет назад
Crucial Blue worse, some of them are arguing, that window is not broken. And Rudy is not exactly aware if window exists at all. Window might be just "opinion" 🙄
@essentialworker2553
@essentialworker2553 6 лет назад
My question to you is why aren't you asking about all the windows that aren't broken?
@burny6666
@burny6666 6 лет назад
It was Hillary obviously.
@spark9_
@spark9_ 6 лет назад
"How could I know if he would take the Fifth? He'd have to divorce the Third and the Fourth!" Could Stephen be more savage haha
@jrozay3788
@jrozay3788 6 лет назад
Sachindra Bhattacharya Savage?? Lmao. In the real world Colbert wouldn’t last 30 seconds against real Savages!!
@brooklyna007
@brooklyna007 6 лет назад
Well it is a family show that gets censored so I'm sure he holds back considerably. But geez...I can't imagine what he would be like with an uncensored show.
@maryanneslater9675
@maryanneslater9675 6 лет назад
$130,000 isn't much money? Apparently this is how the rich think when they're paying to save their own reputation or political career. But if 130 minimum wage employees want a 50 cent an hour raise, it's a hell of a lot of money and could ruin the company.
@essentialworker2553
@essentialworker2553 6 лет назад
Yup, not much at all. It's only about how much a minimum wage earner could make if they saved every cent after working for a quick and easy 5 years.
@schadenfreude3236
@schadenfreude3236 6 лет назад
Maryanne Slater - Right? Kind of sad that $130k is throwaway money to people telling the rest of us that minimum wage doesn't need to rise at all to meet the current cost of living. XD
@ryanjapan3113
@ryanjapan3113 5 лет назад
Maryanne Slater I get your point but I don’t think 50 cents would ruin a company
@Siathuan
@Siathuan 5 лет назад
@@ryanjapan3113 I think you didn't get her point, actually, since that's exactly what she was saying.
@ryanjapan3113
@ryanjapan3113 5 лет назад
Siathuan she was talking about how the rich see money differently than the non rich
@craigjgomez
@craigjgomez 6 лет назад
"Those are the facts we're still working on"? Really? Here's a fact that nobody has to work on, Rudy Giuliani has lost his mind.
@censusgary
@censusgary 6 лет назад
OK, Rudy Giuliani, I’m a nuisance. Now pay me $130,000, please.
@jocomfiresin6982
@jocomfiresin6982 6 лет назад
Gary Cooper I am a much bigger nuisance I will need at least 500k
@kimjongfun5427
@kimjongfun5427 6 лет назад
Journalist: What's the true story about Stormy Daniels payment? Rudy Giuliani: We are still working on that.
@c.s.7266
@c.s.7266 6 лет назад
Kim Jong Fun Hahahahaha!
@ZesPak
@ZesPak 6 лет назад
Would be funny if it wasn't so very true.
@cisco8650
@cisco8650 6 лет назад
I think they're on their third draft by now.
@jeremyharris7811
@jeremyharris7811 6 лет назад
Gulliani: The answer that doesn't incriminate the President pls.
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 6 лет назад
I like the idea, that they are "working" on that, because Trump lies to his own layers and they are actually working to get the facts out of him.
@Jumana04
@Jumana04 6 лет назад
I really don't get it. How can you work on facts? What a concept !!!!
@Alcagaur1
@Alcagaur1 6 лет назад
Anyone remember the conservative outrage (for months) over "It depends on what your definition of 'is' is"? Well, looks like it now has a twin across the aisle - "what you mean by 'met her'".
@redlightmax
@redlightmax 6 лет назад
+Alcagaur1 7:34 Also, what he meant by "No."
@danbarn2356
@danbarn2356 6 лет назад
You can’t make this stuff up!
@MyUniqueVibe
@MyUniqueVibe 6 лет назад
You can actually tell there are less and less dislikes as the weeks go by
@bernardoheusi6146
@bernardoheusi6146 6 лет назад
Every one in the world laughs at the Orangutard, so Colbert get likes from everywhere, even here in Brazil we laugh at him (not that our president is much better...)
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 6 лет назад
Dawn of Fyre: Fewer and fewer. Less for numbers, fewer for indeterminate amounts.
@DanGolag
@DanGolag 6 лет назад
I'm enjoying the woman literally screaming with laughter in the audience. I thought that was just a figure of speech.
@redlightmax
@redlightmax 6 лет назад
+Gal Dagon Theory: that's the audience fluffer, someone hired to get people laughing.
@Scott-J
@Scott-J 6 лет назад
Does Rudy not know we have this thing called "video recordings"? He must think we are all very very stupid.
@jurastakaune1423
@jurastakaune1423 6 лет назад
Scott J he was born before even Tivo... and, seemingly, spent quite some time in a coffin, buried in his native land. That would explain him being so ... lost 🙄😉
@schadenfreude3236
@schadenfreude3236 6 лет назад
Richard Parker - Sadly one of the better explanations I've heard...
@tworains2
@tworains2 6 лет назад
Bob Muller rubbing his hands like birdman right about now after seeing rudy's interviews.
@CButtonshaw
@CButtonshaw 6 лет назад
Mueller isn't allowed to drink/eat outside of sense-deprevation room. He kept choking over all the Trump stuff.
@shanhussain6114
@shanhussain6114 6 лет назад
My word, Giuliani is just digging that hole deeper.
@ariehill5631
@ariehill5631 6 лет назад
We tried the "I'm new to this" argument out with Trump. How's that been workin for us so far?
@freema9246
@freema9246 6 лет назад
Arie Hill just in case you forgot. It isn't. Unless it's your president, in which case, #winning
@Newuxtreme
@Newuxtreme 6 лет назад
But it's good though right? If this moron is to defend Trump he will FINALLY get kicked out and hopefully imprisoned (though I don't care about imprisonment as much as sanity in the govt) !
@CButtonshaw
@CButtonshaw 6 лет назад
1.5 years {plus campaign}..... don't think that qualifies as NEW anymore....... Giuliani just sucks lol
@humboldthammer
@humboldthammer 6 лет назад
I'm new to this. Why are we spending another $700 BILLION on the military, this year, next year, and every year for the last 20 years, when the Pentagon cannot tell us what they spent the money on, only that we already blew it all up, and on top of that, Every Single Damn Dollar is Borrowed against America's Future? Hint: You have just discovered the true meaning of DUMB. WAR APPROVED by the Silent Majority
@jprsfragoso
@jprsfragoso 6 лет назад
"I don't separate fact and opinion"... The new Republican slogan right here.
@aquaperro
@aquaperro 6 лет назад
At least Rudy said one true thing, he can't tell the difference between fact and opinion.
@evannibbe9375
@evannibbe9375 6 лет назад
garrithscots Two true things: he also said that Trump fired Comey to stop the Russia investigation (which is illegal).
@rysun8709
@rysun8709 6 лет назад
As John Oliver stated Rudy Giuliani is going senile, but please keep talking.
@fidorover
@fidorover 6 лет назад
"Kids, I just wanted you to know that my beloved attorney, Rudy Giuliani, has been driven to a farm upstate where a very nice family will take good care of him. He'll have plenty of fresh air and room to run wild and free for the remainder of his days." -- _President Donald J. Trump_
@TheFriendlyTroll
@TheFriendlyTroll 6 лет назад
LMAO! This should be the opening sketch on SNL this weekend!
@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 6 лет назад
fidorover Sweet ! :)
@rohypnotist6263
@rohypnotist6263 6 лет назад
Can we go visit him dad ?
@buch1224
@buch1224 6 лет назад
He will play on the rainbow bridge with Michel Cohen. Dodd and Cobb went to a different farm.
@rjonboy7608
@rjonboy7608 6 лет назад
Would any children *want* to go to this farm? 😣 Sounds like a threat: "Eat all your carrots little Billy or we'll take you to the Griftweasel Plantation. You'll have to sit all day in the Museum of Three Thousand Lies listening to Mayor Stop and Frisk telling all his stories" 😭
@gunner678
@gunner678 6 лет назад
The presidents attorney ladies and gentlemen.....what an aweful reality we live in!
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 6 лет назад
Matthew Dobbs: And I am, indeed, full of awe at his awfulness.
@OverlordMango
@OverlordMango 6 лет назад
He couldn't keep up with all the alternative facts. Honestly no one can blame him.
@schadenfreude3236
@schadenfreude3236 6 лет назад
Concerned - Probably the best point anyone's made in Giuliani's defense.
@maxxsbrother2
@maxxsbrother2 6 лет назад
So many things wrong with this reality I don't know where to begin.
@cisco8650
@cisco8650 6 лет назад
I'm pretty sure it's just Thanos using the reality stone. There's no way reality can become this absurd, right?
@jeffreyjavad145
@jeffreyjavad145 6 лет назад
i guezz Hillary caused this reality by cheating Sanders
@Mcdonalotto
@Mcdonalotto 6 лет назад
well if you watch colbert he is going to spin things in a way to make you end up feeling like a victim every time but with some kind of comedic edge. you can find news anchors that will bring things down to earth and you will feel more empowered and not taken advantage of.
@TheHua89
@TheHua89 6 лет назад
The American people need to cancel the Donald Trump show
@Ms.gnomer
@Ms.gnomer 6 лет назад
TheHua89 the Mike Pence Designated Viewing Hour doesn’t sound better
@lyricbot8513
@lyricbot8513 6 лет назад
Naomi Jones he'll get impeached too
@rohypnotist6263
@rohypnotist6263 6 лет назад
The ratings are too high . Nr 1 shit-show on tv
@JT-xj1pg
@JT-xj1pg 6 лет назад
Rohypno tist on earth
@williampratama1670
@williampratama1670 6 лет назад
TheHua89 is there even such thing? I'm sorry if I'm outdated.
@mika6516
@mika6516 6 лет назад
This keeps me sane
@BartAlder
@BartAlder 6 лет назад
Facts exist independently of opinions. In Rudy's case it seems opinions also exist independent of any facts.
@TheEpicYak17
@TheEpicYak17 6 лет назад
Rudy Giuliani continuing to make TV appearances is the equivalent of trying to put out a fire with gasoline. It only makes things worse and it makes no sense.
@aurora5481
@aurora5481 6 лет назад
And like all things handled by try Trump, it still doesn't miss a chance of profiting oil companies.
@sonyahannah
@sonyahannah 6 лет назад
Fun to watch, though!
@MsBettyRubble
@MsBettyRubble 6 лет назад
I'm glad he's doing that. It might bury #45 faster.
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 6 лет назад
sonyahannah, even more fun is to use the Closed Captioning on the TV machine! They've just given up trying to spell the name Rudy Giuliani & now just type in the words "Rude Jew"! True dat! Peace!
@aurora5481
@aurora5481 6 лет назад
Trump's approval rating has actually gone up during this fiasco.
@coosoorlog
@coosoorlog 6 лет назад
"There is no O" -The Alphabet Sceptics Society
@sonyahannah
@sonyahannah 6 лет назад
There's also no "L": Noel, noel. . .
@wesleyrodgers886
@wesleyrodgers886 6 лет назад
The Alphabet Sceptics sciety
@coosoorlog
@coosoorlog 6 лет назад
just noticed there is no K either! :D
@daviddesosa
@daviddesosa 6 лет назад
Coos Oorlog explain yourself, or at least Colbert's joke, young man!
@humboldthammer
@humboldthammer 6 лет назад
Fuq M, if Q cannot take a joke. QQQ "flipped" is 666
@GottuboiBeachVolleyball
@GottuboiBeachVolleyball 6 лет назад
Rudy G. got his 👨‍🎓Law degree from Trump University.
@raywheeler607
@raywheeler607 6 лет назад
Carlito N. Hey, that rhymed
@GottuboiBeachVolleyball
@GottuboiBeachVolleyball 6 лет назад
Ray wheeler 👍🤙
@polarbearsrus6980
@polarbearsrus6980 6 лет назад
Priceless!
@melaniestoeckel4083
@melaniestoeckel4083 6 лет назад
Carlito N. Top notch little bitch
@GottuboiBeachVolleyball
@GottuboiBeachVolleyball 6 лет назад
Melanie Stoeckel Top 🥇of his class. So smart couldn't tell the difference between opinion and facts🤣.
@pamm5287
@pamm5287 6 лет назад
"Before He Take's The 5th He'd Have To Divorce The 3rd & 4th." 🤣
@Carlomagnus333
@Carlomagnus333 6 лет назад
Is Giulani like the worst lawyer ever?
@sparklemotion1018
@sparklemotion1018 6 лет назад
This is "spokesman" work, not legal work, and I'm not sure why anyone put Giuliani in charge of going on TV and spewing lies. Either way, Rudy's law firm took him off its web site and put him on "permanent unpaid leave" because - like all the other top NY firms Trump approached - Rudy's ex-firm (Greenberg Traurig) doesn't want anything to do with the shit-show in the White House; the firm's partners don't want to destroy their reputation by getting involved with Trump.
@zbsz92
@zbsz92 6 лет назад
Goddamn, references on point todayyy
@bernardoheusi6146
@bernardoheusi6146 6 лет назад
If Hillary was a goblin according to Alex Jones, what is Trump in bed?
@EvWuzhere
@EvWuzhere 6 лет назад
That dj khaled joke was actually used well
@muggleypoop
@muggleypoop 6 лет назад
aight thats a pretty damn good punchline but i hate you so much for it and that image in my head now!
@TimeandMonotony
@TimeandMonotony 6 лет назад
Remind me never to hire Rudy Giuliani as my lawyer.
@redlightmax
@redlightmax 6 лет назад
+TimeandMonotony Don't worry, he'll remind you with every interview.
@willritter4076
@willritter4076 6 лет назад
at least Rudy understands that prostitution is popular with Trump's evangelical base... since the Stormy Daniels scandal broke in March, Trump's approval has risen by 7 points (from 38 to 45 percent)... i'd greatly appreciate it if some fans of 80s power ballads would check out my acoustic piano & vocal covers of IS THIS LOVE by Whitesnake, AGAINST ALL ODDS by Phil Collins, and SISTER CHRISTIAN by Night Ranger on my channel. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and rock on.
@davidbates3057
@davidbates3057 6 лет назад
I swear Rudy is just trolling Trump. Like, I know nothing of him other than he was a controversial figure as New York mayor, but I was under the impression that he was a somewhat competent lawyer. How can anyone be that bad if they're not intentionally going out to sabotage their client?
@LupineShadowOmega
@LupineShadowOmega 6 лет назад
David Bates, I wouldn't say he's bad. The problem is juggling and spinning plates at the same time. Trump has a lot of lies in the air to keep track of. Rudy was trying to avoid actual legal trouble over campaign finance law and not caring about the lies. Now he knows better. XD
@luvvinallmusik5748
@luvvinallmusik5748 6 лет назад
jozier bell In the US it's called hedging your bets.
@bookjunk
@bookjunk 6 лет назад
In his interview with Hannity Giuliani prefaced his comments about Trump reimbursing Michael Cohen for the Stormy Daniels pay-off by literally saying: "Sorry, I'm giving you a fact now that you don't know." But apparently now it's an opinion, because "[he] can't prove that." Seems legit. #sarcasm
@redlightmax
@redlightmax 6 лет назад
+bookjunk I guess it's Rudy's opinion that it's a fact. I really hope interviewers hammer him on this, asking him, "Now are you stating an opinion or a fact? Do you know what the facts are yet? Do you know what day it is?"
@bookjunk
@bookjunk 6 лет назад
That would be awesome! "That was Rudy Giuliani, giving his completely unfounded opinion, for the facts we now go to..."
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 6 лет назад
bookjunk: I would pay money for that if it were to come true.
@bookjunk
@bookjunk 6 лет назад
Has Jake Tapper been unleashed on Giuliani yet?
@siwi666
@siwi666 6 лет назад
is this country for real? I am in hysterics.
@animec-dramaskpop6362
@animec-dramaskpop6362 6 лет назад
The day Trump goes to jail should be made a national holiday. Edit: International holiday 😂
@chrismanuel9768
@chrismanuel9768 6 лет назад
I'll be celebrating like it is
@CoachingHigher
@CoachingHigher 6 лет назад
afro curly girl YES
@kevinburnes3216
@kevinburnes3216 6 лет назад
Is the NY AG gonna prosecute?? Nah, he just resigned but I doubt you have heard about it!
@TheKaiTetley
@TheKaiTetley 6 лет назад
afro curly girl. World wide holiday.
@beckv8526
@beckv8526 6 лет назад
Kevin Burnes What? He won't be replaced? Was he the last AG? Justice in NY is no more?
@johnbaugh4988
@johnbaugh4988 6 лет назад
Stephen Colbert was on fire in this show
@lisadee4490
@lisadee4490 6 лет назад
saying anything in no particular order 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@Maremons
@Maremons 6 лет назад
Has anyone used the phrase "Stormy Denials" in a segment? They should if they haven't.
@redlightmax
@redlightmax 6 лет назад
+Maremons There is a political cartoon: www.cagle.com/john-cole/2018/04/stormy-denials
@crazyman8472
@crazyman8472 6 лет назад
“Speaking of natural disasters, Rudy Giuliani...” I just love these little segues. 😎
@pamm5287
@pamm5287 6 лет назад
"$130,000, Yeah You're Low Balling Her." 🤣
@erikroberts8307
@erikroberts8307 6 лет назад
This is by far the funniest monologue I have ever seen in a long time. Stephen had me laughing so hard, I was in stitches nearly the whole time! 😂😂😂
@KingOfMadCows
@KingOfMadCows 6 лет назад
Maybe the reason why there's no O is because Trump is constantly changing his position.
@Clarkthek
@Clarkthek 6 лет назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-9CdVTCDdEwI.html
@Lupin788
@Lupin788 6 лет назад
"There is no O" - on that, Stormy and Melania both agree.
@marriagecapital101
@marriagecapital101 6 лет назад
KingOfMadCows ...good one
@AHDBification
@AHDBification 6 лет назад
You made me lol. Bravo.
@EmanDeMoan
@EmanDeMoan 6 лет назад
KingOfMadCows what's an O?
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 6 лет назад
"This is more _rumor_ than anything else." "But _that's_ what _you_ said. _You_ said that to _buzzfeed."_ "Well, _yeah._ That's one of the possibilities and one of the _rumors."_ Oh, dear. The Alzheimer's is taking dear Uncle Rudy.
@stephaniewileycust6846
@stephaniewileycust6846 6 лет назад
agreed
@doreene5421
@doreene5421 6 лет назад
I knowwwwww🤣🤣🤣
@AtheistCitizen
@AtheistCitizen 6 лет назад
Rudy I see ads for adult diapers and retirement communities in your future
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 6 лет назад
A special orange-tinted Alzheimer’s...
@judyvacante3839
@judyvacante3839 6 лет назад
lazyperfectionist1 I
@turdferguson8928
@turdferguson8928 6 лет назад
"First he'll have to divorce the 3rd and the 4th!" Okay, that's a pretty damn brilliant joke
@coleenparsons4905
@coleenparsons4905 6 лет назад
Isn't low-balling the reason for those elevated toilet seats in assisted living facilities?
@acciousername6776
@acciousername6776 6 лет назад
That lava though🤤... have only seen it in cartoons. Hope their lives become safe and normal soon.
@Steve27775
@Steve27775 6 лет назад
Giuliani is a more cartoonish, incompetent and ridiculous lawyer than the Simpsons' Lionel Hutz (of "I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm"). "My, uh, client, Mr Trump, did indeed pay that porn star, uh... wait, no, he repaid the money, which, by the way, was peanuts compared to what the other women got, I mean, uh, no, forget I said that."
@The_UmbrellaMan
@The_UmbrellaMan 5 лет назад
Genius! Steve, you have my respect forever.
@TheNovellaB
@TheNovellaB 6 лет назад
So this is the story of O? Lol These unintended references crack me up.
@ricaard
@ricaard 6 лет назад
"I PLEAD THE FIF!"
@calebwilford
@calebwilford 6 лет назад
ricaard 1, 2, 3, 4, FIF
@awang557
@awang557 6 лет назад
Ha ha ha! He is as senile as Trump.
@marriagecapital101
@marriagecapital101 6 лет назад
There is no O... Melania knows that all to well
@ml6886
@ml6886 6 лет назад
I knew Giuliani was a Trump supporter once I found out he married his cousin.
@adisciple9485
@adisciple9485 6 лет назад
M L ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mellow_mallow
@mellow_mallow 6 лет назад
M L keep in mind, second cousin. Weirdly legal and apparently not a genetic problem. I guess it's not really my problem. Still seems kind of weird, though.
@dorismotley6520
@dorismotley6520 6 лет назад
HEE HAW!!!!!!!!
@profhase9202
@profhase9202 6 лет назад
Do these guys care about anything? They believe they are so rich they will get through with anything.
@garybennett7835
@garybennett7835 6 лет назад
Where are Trumps best people ? On holidays,in the gym,in the basement ,in hiding, in space? I mean I've looked everywhere & no can find!!
@beta269
@beta269 6 лет назад
When they're the only people Trump can get, they end up becoming his 'best' by default.
@ummmidunno8308
@ummmidunno8308 6 лет назад
gary bennett these are his best people.. with all the biggest words bc they know all best words like covfefe! Everyone else is just wrong and stupid!
@Seraphvonteschen
@Seraphvonteschen 6 лет назад
Don't worry I'm sure Mueller knows the facts
@redlightmax
@redlightmax 6 лет назад
+ernesto garcia Fun fact: Mueller has requested 105 blank subpoenas (35 + 70) for the trial of former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort. That's a lot of witnesses. Trial begins July 10. Mark your calendar.
@colechapman3382
@colechapman3382 2 года назад
That lady in the background laughing was having a very good time!
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 6 лет назад
"Speaking of natural disasters, Rudy Giuliani." Yes. The fellow who, try though he might be, just can't seem to figure out what the underlying narrative is.
@hawkeye5955
@hawkeye5955 6 лет назад
@lazyperfectionist1: I think Steven was referring to the Hurricane Rudy joke he made earlier.
@lizardog
@lizardog 6 лет назад
I think lazy was referring to Rudy, but it's hard to tell.
@howtobicycle3853
@howtobicycle3853 6 лет назад
If you listen carefully at 3:30 you can hear a wild minion
@mercedesmartin1269
@mercedesmartin1269 6 лет назад
HAH
@BigLyfe09
@BigLyfe09 6 лет назад
Lol
@colaboytje
@colaboytje 6 лет назад
That made me laugh!
@brianahicks4805
@brianahicks4805 6 лет назад
That Khalid slam was 🔥🔥
@deprofundis3293
@deprofundis3293 6 лет назад
Briana Hicks Super creepy and weird to me that DJ Khalid is against doing that!
@ELBlDu
@ELBlDu 6 лет назад
thank you for putting this up. I dont always get to stay up for his monologue. I LOVE Steven Colbert! He is so smart, clever and whitty, and HILARIOUSLY funny. Just love him.
@alainarchambault2331
@alainarchambault2331 6 лет назад
Rudy Giuliani is so "all over the place", he's no longer viable as an interviewee.
@madshansen1375
@madshansen1375 6 лет назад
that last joke was CRAZYYYYYYY
@EmanDeMoan
@EmanDeMoan 6 лет назад
Mads Hansen in honestly don't get it please explain lol
@mistressfannypack9184
@mistressfannypack9184 6 лет назад
Eman DeMoan DJ Khaled once made a statement that he doesn’t go down on women because “the rules are different for men”
@boonlincoln
@boonlincoln 6 лет назад
Monologue Order: 1. Trump Says Giuliani Will 'Get His Facts Straight' 2. Melania To Today's Youth: 'Be Best'
@trinaholman4083
@trinaholman4083 6 лет назад
Ta. =o)
@nancymesek
@nancymesek 6 лет назад
And she stole the initiative from the Obama admin. She just changed the name...to something too stupid for words.
@AHDBification
@AHDBification 6 лет назад
Ty
@MforMovesets
@MforMovesets 6 лет назад
And Mr. Giuliani, you still call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled?
@jamesc210
@jamesc210 6 лет назад
MforMovesets Someone PLEASE make a Steamed Hams with Giuliani. So appropriate
@deweygumdrops
@deweygumdrops 6 лет назад
AMAZING!!
@LaGuerre19
@LaGuerre19 6 лет назад
I'm from Utica, but I've never heard that.
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 6 лет назад
MforMovesets Yeah, and the Northern Lights shine exclusively in his kitchen.
@22patch22
@22patch22 6 лет назад
mmmmm.... steamed hams
@lypscratch
@lypscratch 6 лет назад
Best facts of life description I've ever heard! Thanks for the education! Special hug! Love it!
@sturdymule8967
@sturdymule8967 6 лет назад
Dislikes are getting lower... even the Russian bots can't keep standing next to this mess.
@fractalwaves325
@fractalwaves325 6 лет назад
You do great things Stephen!
@bohemianwriter1
@bohemianwriter1 6 лет назад
"We're still working on the facts", means "we're working on synchronizing our lies"....
@FloydGirl51
@FloydGirl51 6 лет назад
I cannot get enough of you, Stephen Tyrone!!!!
@marilynn7799
@marilynn7799 6 лет назад
Lol, he made a joke about DJ Khaled.
@michaellanders4311
@michaellanders4311 6 лет назад
Marilyn N DJ Khaleed said he is never going to give Oral pleasure to a woman. HahahahA!! Oooo !! NooOO Ooo!
@napoleonibonaparte7198
@napoleonibonaparte7198 6 лет назад
Admit it, John Oliver told us everything we need to know... especially his cousin
@BenderRodriguez10
@BenderRodriguez10 6 лет назад
Volcanoes gonna volcano.
@lordlucius1341
@lordlucius1341 6 лет назад
Love the long monologues guys keep it up!
@NellyHartnell
@NellyHartnell 6 лет назад
Rudy screws Spankey so hard, he's basically Stormy Daniels' rival.
@raolf7450
@raolf7450 6 лет назад
Let's not forget that this is the same guy who was mayor of NYC at the time of 9/11/2001...
@mitchkettles5242
@mitchkettles5242 6 лет назад
If $130,000 is not that much, can you spot me Rudy?
@RoryCantwell
@RoryCantwell 6 лет назад
Thank you for telling the truth and making me laugh at the horror!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 лет назад
" Raise your right hand... Do you promise to tell the rumor, the whole rumor, and nothing but the rumor?"
@Ekkie101
@Ekkie101 6 лет назад
How do you separate fact from opinion? Don't ask a right-winger. They think their opinions ARE facts.
@ThePartarar
@ThePartarar 6 лет назад
Transitions of gold, nice writing
@jabberw0k812
@jabberw0k812 6 лет назад
Funny that 'getting our facts straight' is what people do when deciding how to lie. And they clearly have not reached a decision yet...
@activatedrumble3625
@activatedrumble3625 6 лет назад
why is rudy throwing trump under the bus?
@dminter1234
@dminter1234 6 лет назад
because Trump refused to appoint him to a cabinet position.
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 6 лет назад
Jason Sugrue: Because (A) the Cheeto-in-Chief deserves it, and (B) RG is certifiable.
@leanie9660
@leanie9660 6 лет назад
Jason Sugrue ...because he's just that stupid
@Aqquila89
@Aqquila89 6 лет назад
Trump's full sentence was "There is no O, it’s called Fighting Back" As Colorado Kristi wrote, "there's no O, just fighting back" is also how women who had sexual contact with Trump describe the experience afterwards.
@Lanse1984
@Lanse1984 6 лет назад
What a disaster LOLOLOLOLOL. Avenatti was like. Did that just happen?
@XX-gy7ue
@XX-gy7ue 6 лет назад
BRAVO STEPHEN COLBERT
@funoff3207
@funoff3207 6 лет назад
Someone in the audience is having either a really good time or bad 'AGHHHHHHHHHH'
@noanoxan
@noanoxan 6 лет назад
Man, Stephen's on fire tonight!
@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 6 лет назад
I knew that playing "The Floor is Lava" will come in handy one day. I don't live in Hwaii.
@FaithMatini
@FaithMatini 6 лет назад
They need to start keeping track of the lies...”I said that when?”
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