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Stephen Colbert and Viggo Mortensen: Save The Bees 

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@spartanB0292
@spartanB0292 8 лет назад
When Viggo Mortensen raises his voice I hear Aragorn.
@lety04
@lety04 5 лет назад
Same
@simoncss1
@simoncss1 5 лет назад
By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you - won't you please, save them bees
@Sbannmarie
@Sbannmarie 4 года назад
We all do
@Mystic_Christopher
@Mystic_Christopher 8 лет назад
when Viggo yells, his voice turns to aragorn and all i hear is "This day... the bees will not win. .. this day... WE FIGHT!"
@smmmerici6774
@smmmerici6774 4 года назад
I hear, "Let's hunt some orc!"
@ahmedeltaib6559
@ahmedeltaib6559 2 года назад
By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, dolphins of the west
@Grekkelmakker
@Grekkelmakker 8 лет назад
"Hello, we are stewards of the Earth" Viggo is no steward, he is the King!
@olivialim7541
@olivialim7541 7 лет назад
he's both
@JoaqMan
@JoaqMan 8 лет назад
" I bid you stand, Bees of the West!"
@TheBluMeeny
@TheBluMeeny 8 лет назад
"Not idly do the bees of Lorien fall"
@TripXization
@TripXization 7 лет назад
"I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the bees fall"
@StonedCabbage
@StonedCabbage 7 лет назад
Joaq Wizard Phoenix I always see you comment on videos I watch it's pretty funny to see I have the same interest as the great wizard Phoenix
@Jumbo1606
@Jumbo1606 7 лет назад
My bees..............you buzz to no one.
@PossumCuber
@PossumCuber 7 лет назад
"I'm drone 27534" "And I'm Viggo Mortensen"
@davidls187
@davidls187 3 года назад
I'd bet the original script said something like Bee-go
@entertain7us148
@entertain7us148 6 лет назад
"Dolphins are beautiful, intelligent creatures." "And they would make a powerful ally in our war against the bees". Why am I laughing so hard
@freshmaker0088
@freshmaker0088 8 лет назад
haven't started the video yet. but whatever Aragon says I'm doing
@JohnDoe-rw4hl
@JohnDoe-rw4hl 8 лет назад
+freshmaker0088 And who the f-ck is this Aragon of whom you speak?
@freshmaker0088
@freshmaker0088 8 лет назад
John Doe 878393719 Aragon son of Arathorn who shall be your king. kneel sir.
@JoeDurobot
@JoeDurobot 8 лет назад
*Aragon wants you to vote for Jill Stein.*
@freshmaker0088
@freshmaker0088 8 лет назад
JoeDurobot I'm not registered otherwise I'd think about it. actually I'd just stay home
@BoltonForTheNorth
@BoltonForTheNorth 8 лет назад
it's Aragorn not Aragon
@Sixeye_
@Sixeye_ 8 лет назад
I know this a funny skit, but it is actually true, the bees population is getting smaller, and without the bees, the planet is screwed.
@chenxinruyi3162
@chenxinruyi3162 5 лет назад
Viggo is very funny and he is never getting old
@kingofroses302
@kingofroses302 8 лет назад
I expect to see the full Bee movie script somewhere in this comment section
@yutye3212
@yutye3212 6 лет назад
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah...........
@Junglepiggy
@Junglepiggy 8 лет назад
I swear he hasn't aged the last 12 years. Just got through a marathon of his movies of the 2000's and he looks exactly the same.
@KingOfMadCows
@KingOfMadCows 8 лет назад
You know who could really help us against bees? Bears.
@1carperiii
@1carperiii 8 лет назад
KingOfMadCows Yes the mighty bear rebellion would soon rise up against the bees but after the great honeycomb empire fell and the bears had consumed all the honey they could consume in the spoils of victory they became too mad with power and enslaved the humans for a second time! Now in the year 2099 the human race are forced to watch a yogi bear cartoon every day and make offerings of picnic baskets and gold to the great bear overlords! But you know what could really destroy the bears.....? Eagles!
@Luke-lc9nn
@Luke-lc9nn 8 лет назад
Bears eat beets. Bears... Beets... Battlestar Galactica
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 8 лет назад
Very, very nice callback.. * tips a hat *
@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780
They should just let some bleeding from their vaginas women into the forest to live, I heard their period attracts bears...
@Joker-gs6cl
@Joker-gs6cl 8 лет назад
We can start eating their food and make them starve
@phantommlord
@phantommlord 7 лет назад
I think this is one of the funniest skits Colbert has ever done.
@cobb541
@cobb541 8 лет назад
Fantastic Bees and Where to Find Them
@entertain7us148
@entertain7us148 7 лет назад
I think you got the wrong reference.
@daringtolivefullytv1680
@daringtolivefullytv1680 8 лет назад
This was hilarious! But like someone mentioned below, we do need to save the bees.
@nicoyourcousin
@nicoyourcousin 8 лет назад
"striiiiiideerrrrrr!"
@stephencarmickle
@stephencarmickle 8 лет назад
How many people take a deep breath and think about the fact you are breathing oxygen and are incredibly grateful?
@stephencarmickle
@stephencarmickle 8 лет назад
There is no meaning to our existence. You come up with that one all on your own? lol I'm sorry for being insulting but you pointing out there is not point to anything is in itself pointless. Also Ariesticnig, don't bother responding, because there will be no point in doing so. To expand on my original post., for anyone interested. The Earth keeps us alive, and I think Humanity as a whole takes it for granted. Humans invented money and it is completely irrelevant to survival. Money is an invention, think about that, it was created from our imagination. Yet we destroy the Earth, the one thing that actually does keep us alive, in order to accumulate it. It's mind bogglingly dumb. And unfortunately Humans have a bad habit of not giving a shit about something until we start to see the negative affects instead of doing something about it before even a single "symptom" arises. Everything seems fine and dandy now but unless we do something we'll regret not giving a shit about the Earth sooner.
@stephencarmickle
@stephencarmickle 8 лет назад
I understand, but I am not trying to debate the degree of significance of our existence. But thank you anyway.
@stephencarmickle
@stephencarmickle 8 лет назад
Ok, Thank you.
@diltonx6066
@diltonx6066 7 лет назад
my heart goes out to all those bees.
@aaronkim8112
@aaronkim8112 8 лет назад
Why did i find this hilariously senselessly funny... hmm
@abigailserrano7971
@abigailserrano7971 5 лет назад
3:32 Stephen's lips are twitching as he's trying not to laugh 😂 (and that's why I prefer him without the beard!) And on a random note, I like Viggo Mortensen because he's a Montreal Canadiens fan 😁
@harukahoshino
@harukahoshino 8 лет назад
"And I'm Viggo Mortensen" xD.
@brina7084
@brina7084 8 лет назад
Hi Steven, I just wanted to be clear. We still need to save the "Bees" because they are a essential and vital part of our ecosystem. Please Steven, remind the people that this is of the utmost importance. Sincerely, A true bee lover.
@brina7084
@brina7084 8 лет назад
#SteventheBeesGod
@Tiza123m
@Tiza123m 8 лет назад
Don`t listen to her Stephen!!! She`s a spy for the BEEESSSS!!! #KillAllBees
@teardrop-in-a-fishbowl
@teardrop-in-a-fishbowl 8 лет назад
Milk and honey the nectar of the gods. The promised land where milk and honey flows. In ancient Greece, the bee was revered, and in the Greek myths the bee (honey) played a large part. Zeus was fed with milk and honey by two nymphs.Man says that after the bee has died out, mankind has another 4 years live. In America thousands of bee peoples die each year and have to be replaced every year (Hungary). Also in Europe dying bees (Varoa eca.). Let us be more careful with these diligent animals!
@scipioafricanus5871
@scipioafricanus5871 4 года назад
@@brina7084 Steven is the bee's knees.
@scipioafricanus5871
@scipioafricanus5871 4 года назад
@@brina7084 æ
@Melantrist
@Melantrist 8 лет назад
The bees may some day win but IT IS NOT THIS DAY! Today we fight (against the bees)!
@Callidous
@Callidous 8 лет назад
Should've done this with Nicolas Cage.
@TheUnatuber
@TheUnatuber 8 лет назад
You win the Nov.5 internet.
@RR-ir6ss
@RR-ir6ss 8 лет назад
Snaggle Toothed It's an inside joke. Type "not the bees on RU-vid." You're gonna laugh your ass off.
@RR-ir6ss
@RR-ir6ss 8 лет назад
Snaggle Toothed Funny as fuck.
@MsGrapeNehi
@MsGrapeNehi 8 лет назад
NOT THE BEES!!!
@scipioafricanus5871
@scipioafricanus5871 4 года назад
"Oh no not the bees"
@xvx4848
@xvx4848 8 лет назад
The sad thing is Bees are actually in trouble and are desperately needed for our food supply. Some people will watch this and think Bees are actually going to start a war and won't actually try to help them as they should.
@eficzek007
@eficzek007 8 лет назад
↑ This guy got triggered over a "war with bees" skit ↑
@Aeradill
@Aeradill 8 лет назад
are you nuts? bee's are dying all over the world, it's a horrible thing cauze it will impact humanity. in 10 years we will not have any bees anymore!!! thank you dolphins #DolphinforPrez
@FaptnUndrpants
@FaptnUndrpants 8 лет назад
I want Viggo Mortenson and Liam Neeson to do a movie.
@maryjoymanching7796
@maryjoymanching7796 2 года назад
yep both humble but badass
@ahmarsaeed6085
@ahmarsaeed6085 7 лет назад
"A day may come when the world of bees comes crashing down. But it is not this day! This day we fight!! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you fly, Bees of the West!"
@jrdeborja0000
@jrdeborja0000 8 лет назад
Today, on That Escalated Quickly XD
@directives
@directives 7 лет назад
i really wish they kept going i was enjoying that so much
@tyranicross8942
@tyranicross8942 8 лет назад
Historians say that if we just turned to our enemy the spiders, we could've won the war but everyone was too racist, and shit there pants whenever they were within a foot of a spider, to ask for there alligence
@JohnDoe-rw4hl
@JohnDoe-rw4hl 8 лет назад
+
@tyranicross8942
@tyranicross8942 8 лет назад
All I did was down a bottle of cough syrup, watched this video and gave my thesus on the bee wars so that we all had a better understanding
@theyruinedyoutubeagain
@theyruinedyoutubeagain 8 лет назад
I can't tell if this is a Rick and Morty reference or not.
@theyruinedyoutubeagain
@theyruinedyoutubeagain 8 лет назад
Snaggle Toothed "Romanian minority group - lol? I'm a vanilla Romanian person, not sure what you mean.
@theyruinedyoutubeagain
@theyruinedyoutubeagain 8 лет назад
Snaggle Toothed Andrei is one of the most common Romanian names. Other than that I can salute your interest in my culture and the Balkans.
@shehzy9091
@shehzy9091 3 года назад
It's been 4 years and nobody has commented 'The Lord of The Bees' yet? What is wrong with you all?
@AmaraEmme
@AmaraEmme 8 лет назад
The best way to save the bees is to eat foods that aren't grown with pesticides that kill them - so eat organic food, and non-GMOs. Without pollinators, plants can't produce fruits and seeds (which become food for us).
@YouJustGotAnimated
@YouJustGotAnimated 8 лет назад
You are wrong-o there! Organic food can still kill bees and GMOs are not harmful to humans or bees (corn ITSELF is a product of GMO! They were never yellow before). How can organic food still harm bees? I'm glad you asked! Organic foods aren't allowed to use man-made, synthesized pesticide, but they can use pesticide and oh boy do they do it! They're allowed to use natural pesticides and those organic, ~natural~ pesticides kill more humans and more bees than non-organic food. So yes,save the bees, but also stop spreading misinformation! P.S. Pesticides don't kill bees as much as their 2 newborn viruses do.
@leviathan4857
@leviathan4857 8 лет назад
and varroa destructor, that parasite made them extinct in my country
@TheAlexMassaad
@TheAlexMassaad 8 лет назад
This has become one of my favorite skits from Colbert. Good work from Aragorn!
@tbryan5437
@tbryan5437 8 лет назад
I thought this was going to be lame until it got past educating the bees. This is hilarious!
@GhostOfJohnLennon
@GhostOfJohnLennon 8 лет назад
If not for Stephen or Viggo...for Frodo.
@MsGrapeNehi
@MsGrapeNehi 8 лет назад
A day may come when the bees will defeat us all... but it is not this day.
@plasticbutler
@plasticbutler 8 лет назад
Take... these broken wings....
@MichaelBerthelsen
@MichaelBerthelsen 8 лет назад
plasticbutler And learn to fly again!
@bearheart2009
@bearheart2009 8 лет назад
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
@PossumCuber
@PossumCuber 7 лет назад
This has to bee one of Colbert's best skits
@priscillachung-hacker5923
@priscillachung-hacker5923 3 года назад
I just love Viggo!!!!
@emwalda9865
@emwalda9865 8 лет назад
funny video , but i dont think your giving the problem what it deserves, bees are dying in an alarming rate , with out bees we wont have tomatoes ,potatoes pumpkins, apples and soo many more . the variety in our foods will be gone , there will be food shortage and then famine .
@prairiepanda
@prairiepanda 8 лет назад
Yeah, it was an entertaining skit but I really feel like this is an issue they shouldn't be taking so lightly.
@Hudson316
@Hudson316 8 лет назад
Don't worry too much. Bee numbers in the continental US are apparently up. Or at least that's what I read while finding out the actual story behind that news article going around saying bees were endangered (they're not, it was two species of bee native to hawaii that were)
@o.b.7217
@o.b.7217 8 лет назад
Well then - if the bees in the continental US are ok, everything's ok, isn't it? Protip: don't widen the radius of your researches to a global scale - as long as you're in the continental US, everything else is of no concern, really.
@kikka5410
@kikka5410 6 лет назад
Just so you know, you type like a grandpa.
@camq-py7bs
@camq-py7bs 8 лет назад
Lmao this is the best skit ever lol
@clericjin
@clericjin 6 лет назад
Love Viggo's sense of Humor.
@dianewinchester2930
@dianewinchester2930 7 лет назад
Wait a minute. This is not a joke. This is symbolism. I GET IT. I GET IT NOW. Oh, Stephen and Viggo, if only the audience understood exactly what you are trying to say. God bless you both.
@AcidRainClouds
@AcidRainClouds 8 лет назад
Heres your military strategy: Just have Pooh Bear eat all the honey and starve the bees out. Done.
@wulfgartw
@wulfgartw 8 лет назад
I have a complain as a beekeeper, on 3:54 of the video, honeybees are blind at night, so I am disappointed at stephen Colbert, for not doing his research as a nerd. still funny and an oddly important issue that few know abut
@teenanguyen217
@teenanguyen217 4 года назад
what a hilarious skit
@thecataking6933
@thecataking6933 8 лет назад
I got an hour long ad and I'm pretty sure it's literally a whole episode of some tv show
@thecataking6933
@thecataking6933 8 лет назад
On TNT
@athenabattaglia9255
@athenabattaglia9255 8 лет назад
I'm surprised they didn't just shortsightedly weaponize a shit ton of wasps to kill the bees, and then all too late figure out that, unlike bees, the wasp overlords can sting you over and over again.
@demomeme6444
@demomeme6444 6 лет назад
When Viggo introduces i hear '' And i shall die one of them !''
@1stCloneCommander
@1stCloneCommander 8 лет назад
ah man, funny as hell, but they should have ended with some sort of message that the first one wasnt actually a joke...
@abhishetty2637
@abhishetty2637 8 лет назад
the new bee movie looks promising
@ofakusut
@ofakusut 3 года назад
i will follow you my brother, my captain, my King!
@moontzu721
@moontzu721 8 лет назад
Them bees twerking. Dance hall drones.
@tallybee9091
@tallybee9091 7 лет назад
Viggo is the perfect man
@nothbarr5257
@nothbarr5257 8 лет назад
Viggo did a good job
@justfetus
@justfetus 7 лет назад
this bit is genuinely hilarious. (y)
@aabidamn
@aabidamn 8 лет назад
July 3rd, 2021 Chuck Norris dies. July 4th, 2021 Bees won the war. Coincidence? I think not.
@gpeddino
@gpeddino 7 лет назад
This was kinda Monty Pythonesque.
@wpsl0723
@wpsl0723 4 года назад
ewwwwww....so adorable....I cannot believe how lovely he is... HE CANNOT BE 60S
@jeanrock3047
@jeanrock3047 2 года назад
I know!!!
@swordyuri
@swordyuri 8 лет назад
That was actually hella funny!
@dmbjunky
@dmbjunky 8 лет назад
This was hilarious.
@starkwether
@starkwether 8 лет назад
This is going to bee a rough few years.
@karinefonte516
@karinefonte516 7 лет назад
You can always thank the "Good Man" above.
@MrBloodbunny
@MrBloodbunny 8 лет назад
it was hilarious :)
@nahor88
@nahor88 8 лет назад
Trump would build a huge net covering America, and make the bees pay for it with honey.
@GermaeAnne
@GermaeAnne 8 лет назад
3 letters: ADI (Autonomous Drone Insects)
@entertain7us148
@entertain7us148 8 лет назад
wait so how do i save the bees?
@entertain7us148
@entertain7us148 8 лет назад
Wyatt Sullivan Done. And God bless you.
@MSordernature
@MSordernature 7 лет назад
I expected Viggo to make a speech along the lines of "There might be a day when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day!".
@mattweixler1141
@mattweixler1141 5 лет назад
the powers that bee
@borntoarun
@borntoarun 8 лет назад
3:28 totally thought viggo was going to go into his ROTK speech "An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!"
@DestroyerMariko
@DestroyerMariko 8 лет назад
Well this was beezarre...
@srvaudiau
@srvaudiau 7 лет назад
That escalated quickly. 🐝
@ramblingrapscallion8583
@ramblingrapscallion8583 8 лет назад
"And I for one welcome our new insect overlords..."
@stretchchris1
@stretchchris1 8 лет назад
Instead of taking the piss, you should have mentioned that neonicotinoid pesticides are killing the bees. There is no "mystery" disorder.
@ViteloElyos
@ViteloElyos 8 лет назад
This was genius xD
@moviga5324
@moviga5324 6 лет назад
By nightfall these hills will be swarming with bees.
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 3 года назад
This felt like an old school SNL skit.
@cathsaigh2197
@cathsaigh2197 4 года назад
I come from the future to tell you that this is about accurate.
@thebreakfastmegapowers3525
@thebreakfastmegapowers3525 8 лет назад
not the bees! no, not the bees!
@Mehdi-uc9if
@Mehdi-uc9if 8 лет назад
After saving middle earth, Aragorn is going for the whole of it.
@hijack69
@hijack69 8 лет назад
Please support the BEES #BeesLivesMatter
@zakchb1435
@zakchb1435 8 лет назад
i'll start calling you colert, that's saving a bee
@LucasKussowski
@LucasKussowski 8 лет назад
I laughed so hard I cried - LOL!!! :D
@maiacullen7604
@maiacullen7604 5 лет назад
*Where stewards..stop right there i'm in*
@oassimerremissao9896
@oassimerremissao9896 8 лет назад
oh no, not the bees! my eyes!
@fruzsinafarkas3506
@fruzsinafarkas3506 8 лет назад
my thoughts exactly lmao
@R4Y2k
@R4Y2k 6 лет назад
Sons of fields! Of woods! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our bee friends and break all bonds of bee-ship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of insecticide comes crashing down! :P
@MiCKi914
@MiCKi914 8 лет назад
"O-BEE-dience" ha
@sdgdhpmbp
@sdgdhpmbp 8 лет назад
This is what happens when you infidels didn't welcome our ant overlords when they invaded the Simpsons. Long live Queen Antica!
@pramitbanerjee
@pramitbanerjee 8 лет назад
this is what the other animals said when they met the humans for the first time.
@StarHarvestOfficial
@StarHarvestOfficial 8 лет назад
This is amazing lmao
@BlakieTT
@BlakieTT 7 лет назад
♫ In the arms of an angel... ♫
@grandpamosses1224
@grandpamosses1224 7 лет назад
Jonathan Swift
@mlr4524
@mlr4524 8 лет назад
Did a 6th grader get credit for submitting this script....?
@6hughmungus9
@6hughmungus9 8 лет назад
Good guy Aragorn.
@matthewgriffin7857
@matthewgriffin7857 8 лет назад
haha this is great
@pkrangersf3072
@pkrangersf3072 7 лет назад
Why didn't they call upon the Giant Eagles and Ents?!!!
@marcelsaldana123
@marcelsaldana123 8 лет назад
IT'S HIP
@cayer1999
@cayer1999 8 лет назад
"LET THEM COME!"
@themonkeylarry5000
@themonkeylarry5000 8 лет назад
Why did I think Viggo Mortensen was Australian?
@AlexPryrodny
@AlexPryrodny 8 лет назад
Bees 2016!
@PuffPuffPlant
@PuffPuffPlant 8 лет назад
so how do we save the bees? ban chemical pesticides and geoengineering maybe?
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