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See the best moments from the writer of the Big Beat Manifesto, the man with a van, the father of the twins, someone fluent in the language of love (and a little bit of German) and the king of crack addiction, the one and only Super Hans.
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@saintbeau2779 5 лет назад

"But you love crack, it was your favourite!" he says that like he quit his favourite sport

@rodrigodelprat 4 года назад

Spoken like a caring mother.

@t.c.4321 3 года назад

Relax, it's not Bluepeter.

@Pellkot 3 года назад

Like a consererd mom more. Love that scene

@ajaxtelamonian5134 3 года назад

It was.

@artao5 3 года назад

To Super Hans, drug use IS a sport. hehe

@VikoTheBassist 5 лет назад

We can be men with ven.

@Simpspark 5 лет назад

Excuse me it's pronounced mans with vans.

@slcarsuk 5 лет назад

@@Simpspark you are stupid.

@snowy2619 4 года назад

fuckin van innit

@menwithven8114 4 года назад

My favorite line in the whole series

@zapkvr 4 года назад

@@menwithven8114 I simply cnannot choose. theres so many great lines. Hundreds of em.

@cr1pps 4 года назад

'Best of super hans' is just every scene he's in to be honest

@neanda Год назад

true, and they were always the best scenes. The people who created this show put together a good mix of true life characters. Truth is funnier than fiction

@BernoZombie 9 месяцев назад

The secret ingredient is Super Hans... and crime

@enterpassword3313 9 месяцев назад

@@neandatruth is funnier than fiction? You forget you were talking about fiction?

@McShag420 9 месяцев назад

Yeah, he's the best character on the show, for sure.

@bigbeatmanifesto6517 5 лет назад

I've accidentally run to windsor

@MrPatbut 4 года назад

Enjoy Scotland

@victorchaos3558 4 года назад

Me legs, they're like jelly

@xxxfirehuunterxxx 4 года назад

The endorphins kicked in

@charles-ze5jx 4 года назад

Isn’t that like, in Scotland?

@sten-markmandmaa4197 4 года назад

KxY loo

@Witty_Jackson 5 лет назад

"I'll never forgive Orange if they've wiped the twins!"

@tomsmith6878 5 лет назад

hans, im not sure youve ever previously mentioned the twins

@jamessheehy4895 4 года назад

Whats funf in german?

@DarkLordofTheSith69 4 года назад

Yeah I'm always talking about the twins

@xxxfirehuunterxxx 4 года назад

Great kids. Very lazy.

@beieber4life 4 года назад

A pair of eight-ers, I reckon

@samuelsparks00 3 года назад

'Men with ven' is an elite peep show quote.

@urbanwarrior3470 3 года назад

never fails to crack me up...

@kalesozzo5608 3 года назад

Don't say crack

@horacethecheese1009 2 года назад

Glad I'm not the only one. First time I heard that I was off my head laughing and not sure how to feel about it.

@rightweaponry908 Год назад

Theres a flyer all over my neighborhood that says "man with van" and i swear i think "men with ven" and die laughing to myself

@Bilama 11 месяцев назад

I think about this quote often and I laugh so much

@rikzz0r 4 года назад

The "Crack." with the plank in his hand never fails to cheer me up.

@0ldFrittenfett 3 года назад

I thought of it yesterday. That's why I'm here. "Just say no. Even if I'll beat you. Hard. With wood." "Crack." "Here you go" "Cheers"

@TreyAnderson528 3 года назад

Cheers

@Darkstar263 3 года назад

I love how easily Mark gives in and hands it to him.

@dodec8449 3 года назад

@@Darkstar263 I like how he has the drugs already on a table in the hallway

@will6176 3 года назад

@@Darkstar263 Thats mark for ya

@johnmartinez7440 4 года назад

I saw Matt King in a Costa Coffee in Brighton once. Had a young child with him - possibly one of the twins.

@zapkvr 3 года назад

Ill wager he never shut up about the twins. Hes always on about em. How old are they now?

@JJ-fg2wd 3 года назад

@@zapkvr well, if they were fünf zwei Jahre ago....pair of eighters I figure?

@kalesozzo5608 3 года назад

He loved the twins

@robkayes7356 3 года назад

Blood love those two

@princeofb7383 3 года назад

Awesome I saw him in Currys PC World looking at the TVs. Amazing.

@Dewsta26 5 лет назад

I miss peep show. The best comedy of modern times.

@fuzzydunlop4513 5 лет назад

Always sunny is the only show that comes anywhere close

@orangelighting5633 4 года назад

@@fuzzydunlop4513 I recommend trailer park boys aswell

@unseenufo 4 года назад

Spaced was good as well.

@samfitzpatrick7891 4 года назад

IT Crowd

@callumdonley9474 4 года назад

Second only to the office

@philmuggeson1849 4 года назад

Superhans is surely one of the very best characters in British TV history

@enemdisk6628 3 года назад

All TV history

@tigerskob Год назад

Gerard is second

@freqeist Год назад

@@enemdisk6628 Human history.

@dyr234 Месяц назад

I lived in Australia for 7 years, and he gives me that grimy aussie brit bloke who's been around the block and has wack shit to say haha

@MrMongoose221 5 лет назад

"well thats very sensible albeit hallucinatory advice" lol

@HolloVVpoint Год назад

“Ah I’ll never forgive orange if they’ve wiped the twins” 😂 Every scene with super hans in the best scene, hands down one of the greatest characters in British TV history.

@stevenaitcheson6938 Год назад

Taking the snitch up the jacksie.

@pjn-je4hb 4 года назад

'What's fünf in English?" "Five." "Yeah, they turned fünf zwei years ago. So? What? Couple of eighters, I reckon. I bloody love them two."

@macman975 4 года назад

Turned 5, 2 years ago. Wouldn't that make them a couple of severners lol

@Jan_Regal 4 года назад

@@macman975 That's the joke Danny.

@macman975 4 года назад

@@Jan_Regal Oh okay mate. I did wonder.

@zapkvr 4 года назад

@@macman975 The twins are really triplets.

@gavster023 4 года назад

That chick in that scene is so hot

@MaxTheGreat7 5 лет назад

Super Hans is just a brilliant character

@kaizen9231 5 лет назад

¨from the PCP to the lattes¨ lmao

@inspector_melvin9384 5 лет назад

Nice packet of Crunchy Nut you've got here. Pretty expensive, as I recall.

@antonydyatlov5651 3 года назад

He went too far that time...

@hugo2oguh2 3 года назад

I love the way Mark and Super Hans are very indifferent towards each other but share in the fact that they both have the same mutual friend.

@L-92761 5 лет назад

*Accidentally runs to Windsor*

@marcbalaram383 4 года назад

We've all had that moment where we accidentally run to Windsor... I heard it happens to the royal family too.

@enemdisk6628 3 года назад

I'm a jelly!!

@hkhkfreefree 4 года назад

its amazing how super hans makes jeremy seems so normal

@AllGuitarCovers1 3 года назад

7:54 “What’s a washing machine doing in a pub?! Jesus, I need a drink” 😆

@Elitist20 Год назад

8:12 'People *like* Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy.'

@MALEXI10 3 года назад

"Relax, it's not Blue Peter' gets me 😂

@iMJBNi 2 года назад

That plus the way Hans later says "This crack is really moreish" never fail to crack me up (pun not intended)

@mermaidrapunzel 5 лет назад

Glue's coming back!

@ok2760 5 лет назад

"nature's glue"

@Kaiji... 4 года назад

Ok, I just realised it... but he is absolutely brilliant at playing a believable character, I genuinely feel like Matt King IS Super Hans.

@parkbike5000 4 года назад

Who the hell is Matt King?

@Kaiji... 4 года назад

Feargal Cunningham the actor of Super Hans you fucking spastic

@vaginacorporation 4 года назад

@@Kaiji... actor?

@eleo_b 4 года назад

Feargal Cunningham • someone is not getting your joke, lol!

@TravelWithBradley 4 года назад

@@Kaiji... Whoooooooooooosh

@djharmful 5 лет назад

"Plumbings just Lego, water Lego"

@rmac1scotlandgang379 5 лет назад

The Swan And Paedo

@ChuckChuckWood 4 года назад

Originally "Free the Paedos"

@OllieSmythable 4 года назад

What the fuck’s a washing machine doing here? I need a drink

@zapkvr 3 года назад

Good name for a pub

@GarrettCroslin 3 года назад

“People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis.” I love how he starts with the Coldplay part.

@menikmati789 4 года назад

Did he say “Mong out and listen to snow patrol”?

@mikebott6940 3 года назад

He did.

@gordonferrar7782 3 года назад

Somewhere safe.

@spidos1000 3 года назад

Ye it’s a rock band

@geekdivaherself 2 года назад

I thought at first that he said "mung out." Like the bean.

@Wolfencreek 4 года назад

"Plumbings just water lego innit"

@jeandubois8810 3 года назад

I travelled on a train to Edimburgh next to Matt King (The actor who plays super hans). He was accompanied with other guys, they were going to play at a gig. I listen to them speaking. Matt King IS super Hans, his demeanor, vocabulary, jokes and manner of speech is very similar to his character "Super Hans". I literally felt like watching in real life an episode of Peep Show. It was great fun, basically, when watching peep show you are not watching acting, you are watching Matt King being normal.

@lakmeister Год назад

Yes thats the best way.. I do it all day.....wonder what happened to me?

@BiggestNightmareJim 8 месяцев назад

To be fair it must be hard to have his "look" without at least speed, I know people that look just like him and they definitely like their powders

@johnmcginnes26 5 лет назад

A tell ye what..that crack is really moreish.

@renzokukenleneyoyo522 5 лет назад

What is the meaning of that phrase? I am not that versed in brit.

@thatgamer8168 5 лет назад

Renzokuken Leneyoyo something being moorish is like when you eat a sweet and just keep helping yourself to more cause you can’t help it

@MrMarr4347 5 лет назад

It's spelt 'moreish', though. 'Moorish' is to do with North African settlers in Iberia

@renzokukenleneyoyo522 5 лет назад

@@thatgamer8168 sweet! thanks!

@patriciofernandez2711 5 лет назад

When I first heard that, judging by the look on his face I thought it was "moorish", as in related to the moorlands, i.e. dark and sinister and an overall bad trip

@ttttypes 4 года назад

"a nice little relaxing smoke of crack" 😂

@esmeehague1851 4 года назад

I love that the actor is like Hans in real life, apparently after filming the last series he came with a man in a van to take the sofa from the set of Marks flat

@llll2071 4 года назад

A man with a van, a slouch with a couch.

@helmetcheese 4 года назад

Me and my brother play one of his twins in the show, season 9 ep 2 to be precise. I can confirm he is much like he is on the shiw

@wilko9346 3 года назад

My neighbour is friends with him thought I’ve never met him. He said he has that charm to him

@click_gaming4277 2 года назад

Men with Ven.

@demonmonsterdave Год назад

He is my mum. She is very kind but won't get me my spiderman cape.

@hardlyworking1351 4 года назад

I love how Super Hans and Mark become pretty close friends throughout this series

@playasadonejoe 4 года назад

Yeah, giving mark all his old kid's shit, going paintballing with him. Super Hans seems to respect Mark, he gave him the symbolic last crack.

@johnmartinez7440 4 года назад

@@playasadonejoe Plus working with him too. You've got to respect a man who'll get you a latte and a pain au raisin at work.

@sevenseasonsofbrown Год назад

I think they both know that neither of them will understand eachother, and have come to terms with it lol

@neanda Год назад

@@sevenseasonsofbrown yeah 🤣

@chrishaws204 Год назад

I agree, Jez is the ultimate loser. He thinks Super Hans is cool, he wants to be like Super Hans. Mark knows he isn't cool. Himself or Super hans

@chrisoakleyfx Год назад

"With wood" is a line I always forget and then never fails to crack me up 😂

@Schmuni Год назад

Crack?

@benfennell6842 Год назад

Crack.

@pranaysinghparihar4738 Год назад

Don’t say crack, it reminds me of crack

@DanielScherer7 5 месяцев назад

@@pranaysinghparihar4738and I love crack

@gracex4875 5 лет назад

Super hans is a fookin legend

@toriel4933 5 лет назад

Grace X ok

@greyforge27 4 года назад

"Pack it in, son. Mug's game."

@leopold7562 4 года назад

I felt that this had to end with Hans demanding the crack with a large piece of wood. I was not disappointed.

@M0NTY47 4 года назад

I love how you genuinely can't tell if Han's actually has children or if he's just tripping his balls off (at least until his wedding).

@Vladlen1870 Год назад

Simon Hans? Super Simon?

@tactcom7 Год назад

Of course he has, the twins!

@justtango4741 Год назад

He did, until Orange deleted them!

@LucasKingPiano 8 месяцев назад

@@tactcom7 Bloody love them two

@urbanwarrior3470 3 года назад

The after 4 grams of coke look is one of the the best bits of acting in teh series...lol

@mongoose621 2 года назад

I'm usually peeking under the gap of my front door with a carving knife in my hand 😂

@nickpeitchev7763 5 месяцев назад

"Acting"

@roypiercy504 4 года назад

Brian Moore's voice " pack it in son " 🤣🤣🤣

@tomsmith6878 5 лет назад

4 grams of coke Hans? 4? Thats insane

@mrmanatee 3 года назад

coke in the UK is like 3% pure, its like using a neti pot full of creatine powder and drinking an espresso

@urbanwarrior3470 3 года назад

@@mrmanatee bet Super Hans could get some nice stuff

@bgillett72 3 года назад

@@mrmanatee it’s that stepped on over there? That’s sucks

@rossdawson5575 3 года назад

@@bgillett72 the white over here is probably the worst but most expensive drug we have . £100 per gram????

@bgillett72 3 года назад

@@rossdawson5575 ouch that’s such a bummer

@andysmith5997 4 года назад

I always think Hans would come into his own in wartime

@mohammadsiddiqui3564 4 года назад

iPhone owwqi

@zeroireland 4 года назад

He'd be like Bunny in Platoon travelling hither and yon smashing Vietnamese lads' heads in with the butt of his rifle.

@watsisbuttndo829 4 года назад

I think he would be awarded a very high end medal. Posthumously of course.

@charliedawson6318 4 года назад

He was in his zone during the paintball episode.

@BunniMonster 3 года назад

Come into his own what?

@sc2725 4 года назад

You've been thinking thoughts your whole life. Look where that got you

@RegiyThornton 9 месяцев назад

‘Glues coming back’ - me walking around with a pritt-stick

@bbrs925 2 месяца назад

Nature’s glue

@commanderwyro4204 3 года назад

hans going cold turkey on literally everything at once is the best

@dimbrightman 5 лет назад

Pack it in son, mug's game

@harveyhalloway 5 лет назад

What fantastic writing and acting, top class.

@Rubbafingaz1 3 года назад

"I'll never forgive Orange if they've wiped the twins" Haha, superb writing!

@jamestabbron8124 5 лет назад

'You're not trying to skin up with your feet are you, cos you know it doesn't work and it just makes a mess'

@jockcooper8888 5 лет назад

easy like a Sonntag morgen

@stocktonjoans 3 года назад

"i've accidentily ran to windsor" has got to be one of the funniest sitcom gags since mike fell asleep on the tube and ended up in shefield

@PamDangersnatch Год назад

“The tube doesn't go to Sheffield, Mike.” “Yeah, I know, I must have changed at Kings Cross.”

@RegiyThornton 9 месяцев назад

I got on a train to Leeds and woke up in Sheffield

@Its__Good 4 года назад

Super Hans was just 15 years too early with his trendy pub ideas.

@MatthewBrownRocks 4 года назад

"Don't say crack yeah Jez..." haha genius

@shane4018 4 года назад

The first scene with Super Hans (abt 7:05) is possibly one of the best scenes introducing a character I've ever seen

@markcarruthers9902 4 года назад

Mark and jez always looked like they really liked super Hans but were also scared of him too.

@paultapping9510 Год назад

"men with ven" is one of my favourite lines ever. I just love how conspiratorial his delivery is 😂

@imshafted 5 лет назад

You missed the drugs on a frisbee scene...

@ChrisPBacon-sb6qq 4 года назад

drugs.... drugsss..... DRUUUUUGS

@romyarmada9580 3 года назад

Have Fun!

@rmac1scotlandgang379 5 лет назад

Mong out to some snow patrol!!

@badnewswade 5 лет назад

"But you love crack... it's your favourite!"

@tdegrddeehjgd 4 года назад

"Crack!" "There you go."

@imthebananafritter 3 года назад

"cheers"

@iavv334 3 года назад

I love that he doesn't change at all no matter what he's on

@SkyDiverTO 4 года назад

"You stingy bastard" lmao I don't know why that gets me each time.

@abstellkarma3072 4 года назад

Super Hans is the origin story for Cooks dad from skins I never knew I needed

@GNVS300 4 года назад

Lmao

@iplayeddsharpminor 4 года назад

I still want to know what was happening at that party

@simoncianci1728 4 года назад

I think the most realistic situation that fits the reactions would be a scat orgy

@lenk1975 4 года назад

@@simoncianci1728 is that shitting on each other to a techno soundtrack 😂

@alee7275 3 года назад

Dude! Don’t worry about them, cause they sure as hell aren’t worried about you!

@urbanwarrior3470 3 года назад

@@sammylpt9076 there's a poop disco underneath the Berghain....?

@sammylpt9076 3 года назад

UrbanWarrior - Lol I never said that. But I've heard stories.

@dmlewey 5 лет назад

Orange wiped the twins.

@zapkvr 3 года назад

This is why I sacked Orange

@romyarmada9580 3 года назад

That is that is shitty

@Clem_Fandango11 4 года назад

"Glues coming back" lol

@ljafrain 3 года назад

Urzzzz

@boglin 5 лет назад

favorite television character by far. so classic

@mouthpiece806 4 года назад

You missed “crunchy nut, quite expensive as I recall”

@MattChez 3 года назад

Crunchy nut is just frosties for wankers.

@ommk9650 3 года назад

@@MattChez Yeah? Well Frosties are just Cornflakes for people that can't face reality.

@boronir 4 года назад

Missed out the bit in the recording studio. "Crack. Just give me crack." That is my fav Super Hans bit.

@_fantasticscenes 3 года назад

One of the most underrated shows ever. Period.

@AllGuitarCovers1 3 года назад

"This voice in my head, sounded like Brian Moore, used to do the football on ITV, said pack it in son."

@translucentbear 4 года назад

"I've mistakenly run to Windsor."

@jordank1489 3 года назад

"are you tripping?" "Shit I'm seeing, I fucking hope so"

@marcuswilson3485 5 лет назад

"Glues coming back" harharhar!

@stevemariner6768 4 года назад

“Big beats are the best, get high all the time”

@neilm3955 5 лет назад

Punch? I can't even make a fist.

@robinvangroot Год назад

Damn, I under estimated just how good of a character he was. Perfect actor for the part too 👌

@M17_Max 2 года назад

"Kicking everything from the PCP to the Latte's" So super hans

@detectivemikehunt 5 лет назад

Red n Yella cuddly fella

@romyarmada9580 3 года назад

I dunno it’s been milked I should think

@RamsFan93 2 года назад

Men with ven always kills me

@elliotstannard5621 3 года назад

"people like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis" That's a retort I'll use till I die.

@nobiledigitale 4 года назад

SuperHans...the greatest character in the history of television

@garywordsworth9302 5 лет назад

Water Lego

@MadastheHatter13 4 месяца назад

Hans is one of those friends who you know isn't good for you but they make your life a lot more interesting. He's also the type of person that despite putting themselves in constant danger somehow always survives making them the safest person to have around.