Stockpiling for the Coronavirus (feat. Josh Johnson & Roy Wood Jr.) - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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Comedians weigh in on the coronavirus pandemic, and Roy Wood Jr. explains to Josh Johnson how he’s planning on getting through the outbreak. (Contains strong language.)
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@nadiarodriguez1589 4 года назад

College students survive 4 years on redbulls and cup o noodles. The rest of yall are doing too much lol

@gannibalof21st 4 года назад

Lol should've add weed and adderall.

@patrickhanson712 4 года назад

LOL

@layonduff 4 года назад

True. Also as an introvert gamer you could say i have been on quarantine for years now lol

@accessmemories-0271 4 года назад

Where's the lie though

@14kurtismiller 4 года назад

The body needs water. You will dehydrate drinking anything else other then water for days.

@tiredwatermelon333 4 года назад

ok but if someone can make me laugh at any given moment, it's Josh Johnson. this guy is so freaking talented and i can't wait to see more videos of him

@ngwanyamylomnxeba496 4 года назад

"please tell me you wore a glove" 🤣😂 Josh Johnson

@pforgottonsoul 2 года назад

girl no glove? you nasty.

@carolyntalbot947 4 года назад

"You're drinking pee *early."*

@johnny9 4 года назад

I see josh johnson, i click

@billycarr1254 4 года назад

"You're gonna drink your pee... Early!?!" "I know you think you're prepared, but right now... it's all just PEE TALK!" Hilarious

@vshah1010 4 года назад

I don't recommend drinking pee.

@volusiasorange 4 года назад

love Josh Johnson

@entrelinh4s 4 года назад

Someone, PLEASE, ANYONE, give Josh Johnson a TV show!

@briana191 4 года назад

Yes!

@TP-rs5zl 4 года назад

I find it hilarious how Roy Wood Jr is like Josh Johnson's dad here 🤣

@calcham1 4 года назад

I'm really surprised by how much material comedians have already compiled about the Coronavirus...

@TommyShlong 4 года назад

thats why they're gettin paid to tell jokes and you're at home postin on YT

@calcham1 4 года назад

@@TommyShlong What an ignorant comment. I'm just marvelling at how quickly they come up with current material, and you seem to think I should be attacked for that???? BTW, genius, did you realize that YOU'RE at home 'postin' on YT?????

@lean3107 4 года назад

Because it's mostly common sense

@calcham1 4 года назад

@@PlzPr3sspl4y LOL, comedians actually say that a lot. OTOH, there are some who work on material for more than 1 year before they present it to the masses. That is, in part, why there is currently so much animosity about stealing jokes.

@zenaku4905 4 года назад

Thats because their douchebags.

@dominic_lf4240 4 года назад

JOSH JOHNSON FOR THE DAILY SHOW

@kingamongstmen1449 4 года назад

LoneWo1f13579 he’s a writer I’ve heard.

@eatsipkrave 4 года назад

He’s a writer for the show.

@jeffharry2045 4 года назад

Hail nah no one can replace Trevor Noah he is as talented or even just a little better than josh johnson

@GospelEDGE 4 года назад

இந்து சகோதரர்களுக்கு சில கேள்விகள் ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-mywZO1Pe54w.html

@pforgottonsoul 2 года назад

@@jeffharry2045 idk i just don't find Trevor's jokes all that funny.

@naconaco1 4 года назад

"I can't carry that much water💧" I feel ya bro

@nickgrfn 4 года назад

Thats like 336 lbs

@naconaco1 4 года назад

@@nickgrfn I'm a 134 lbs so yea I'm skinny and have like no muscle lmao slender man lol 😂

@naconaco1 4 года назад

@@nickgrfn check ✔ out my music if you wanna :)

@squintygreeneyes 4 года назад

“i know you think you are preparing but right now, its all just pee talk” lmfao

@shrekswamp9969 4 года назад

God bless Roy and Josh

@royclinton3368 4 года назад

"Coronas virus...."😂😂😂😂

@The1AndOnlt 4 года назад

Don't listen to advice from a man who can't calculate how much is 3x14

@kensebben1 4 года назад

ALWAYS listen to a man who cant. Btw. Its 42.

@Dayvit78 4 года назад

He could've done it pretty quickly if he calculed 3X15 which is easy, and then subtract 3. Or 3X10 + 3X4, both easy calculations.

@istdochallesegal3427 4 года назад

But do listen to "hunches"

@Yawdan 4 года назад

In the time of a pandemic, I'm not looking for a mathematician. 'You might have a potentially fatal disease, but I know my 14 times table".

@cobalt1754 4 года назад

@@Dayvit78 or 3 x 14 = 3 x 2 x 7 = 6 x 7 = 42

@bama9215 4 года назад

More of Josh Johnson!

@angelo5902 4 года назад

Just buy a brita filter

@ddebenedictis 4 года назад

Strangely, water is automatically dispensed from a pipe in my kitchen!

@haroldflower5330 4 года назад

Yea, especially if ya have well water

@savanahstrange 4 года назад

Right?!

@mach1neofs1n 4 года назад

@@ddebenedictis yes but it's still good to filter it. Tap water is usually contaminated at least a bit depending where you're from.

@peggedyourdad9560 3 года назад

@@mach1neofs1n especially if you’re from Michigan

@kerianpearson9796 4 года назад

Michael Che’s giving out everybody’s secrets now. “The older black men get the more “esses” they put on things”

@morpheos111 4 года назад

I know what you meant. But I read it as «esse», that add on word meaning friend/pal/homie? that hispanic gang members add the end of sentences. And it makes it even funnier imagining older African American men start talking like that.

@kerianpearson9796 4 года назад

@@morpheos111 oh that's even better 😂

@itzwah3283 4 года назад

I love Josh Johnson and Micheal Che

@DJMizzy 4 года назад

Y’all better enjoy this video because you’re not gonna see any new standup sets being uploaded or in person for a minute. Every comedian for good reason is canceling shows.

@nellsea8086 4 года назад

Josh Johnson that's it that's the comment

@ML-sl2rt 4 года назад

lovin this, keep it up ccs!

@lurkingShadows 4 года назад

The Oj orange juice joke got me most 🤣

@mileslaw 4 года назад

That OJ joke tho

@deanmarin6710 4 года назад

Bro that one was my favorite. I love all of Mark normand’s jokes.

@stdunston 4 года назад

After 45 "S"s EVERYWHERESS!!!

@sindo7672 4 года назад

Thank you guys so much for posting these i love them and watch them every time u post a new one!

@safecracker112 4 года назад

Luckily you only need a half gallon per person per day if you’re drinking more than that it’s a waste.

@ceryseira 4 года назад

Drinking, sure. Washing yourself, clothes, cleaning surfaces, cooking etc. are also factored into the estimated daily requirement in a situation like this.

@2GoatsInATrenchCoat 4 года назад

@@ceryseira I'm not gonna start drinkin my own piss so that I have enough water to wash my clothes 😂😂

@ceryseira 4 года назад

@@2GoatsInATrenchCoat I would never suggest anyone do so, soooo same :*

@stlkngyomom 4 года назад

How many gallons of beer per day is that?

@IzzySavides 4 года назад

I mean, I drink like two cups a day and I'm good so we good ya feel?

@koilamaoh4238 4 года назад

When I see robert bob kelly, I think of patrice from the old O&A radio days, glad youtube still has them.

@pthomas1840 4 года назад

I really enjoyed This 😊 thank you

@tyranosurasmax 4 года назад

damn it's good to have a well

@Psychol-Snooper 4 года назад

Do people think their water will be turned off? WTF? XD

@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 4 года назад

Angry Applesauce the water pressure in my house went down this morning and it kinda freaked me out for a second lol

@14kurtismiller 4 года назад

Your water won't be turned off but it could become contaminated. Upstate NY a college town had experienced contaminated water. Everyone was ordered to drink bottled water only. Imagine the water supply infected and your ordered to stay inside? Now you stuck with no options.

@Psychol-Snooper 4 года назад

@@14kurtismiller Dude... if you are worried about your water being contaminated... something NOBODY is reporting... you could boil it. XD People are losing their minds.

@Psychol-Snooper 4 года назад

@@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea Unrelated, but my water was off this morning. My only thought was that I had forgotten to pay the bill. XD

@14kurtismiller 4 года назад

@@Psychol-Snooper Not all contaminated water can be boiled to remove the contaminates.

@dookiemane2955 4 года назад

Bobby Kelly goin "no, what did you call it" had me weak

@szilardmagyari1198 4 года назад

Where you puting 42 gallons of water in a New York apartment???

@patriciaroberts5633 4 года назад

Please give Josh Johnson a Netflix special!!

@GaryMillyz 4 года назад

Yo somebody tell this fool about Britta. All the f'ing water you want- free right from the tap

@vidahasselburg3841 4 года назад

Haaa Michael at the end that was funny AF

@3a5859 4 года назад

Where s that magic night we all y’all performing such great material? Wish but no kiss from Paris !

@pollinator1791 4 года назад

Captain holt and dr. Kevin has enter the chat with sensual handshakes

@neematm8266 4 года назад

Josh Killed it loll

@Vincisomething 4 года назад

Clicked immediately for Josh Johnson and Sam Morril in the beginning

@elizabethvargas4435 4 года назад

Random tip: if anyone is worried about not having enough water. Will your bathtub with water. And boil it to keep it clean

@factfactory575 4 года назад

Then how do we take a shower?

@zexsin2117 4 года назад

You know it ain't serious when comedians are joking about it a week in

@astorbrooksast0r549 4 года назад

Yes

@browniepixxie192933 4 года назад

3 gallon's a day 3×14, do the math I'm like mind blown. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@zb684 4 года назад

♥️ that fro.

@jobertoli256 4 года назад

The youth is laughing their asses off especially the educated one's.

@jasmins7813 4 года назад

*ones

@istdochallesegal3427 4 года назад

@@jasmins7813That comment makes you one of the educated ones

@goodguy...badrep. 4 года назад

*are

@istdochallesegal3427 4 года назад

@@goodguy...badrep. no

@champloon4224 4 года назад

Jondoe Harris umm, no

@MarthaRoseMoore415 4 года назад

Why do we need to buy water? Under what circumstances would the energy grid/plumbing infrastructure be affected by this illness???

@LamesWivams 4 года назад

not all tap is tap you want to be drinking. I remember drinking tap water that made me ill.

@33nano 4 года назад

It is imperative that you save your urine 😂

@christellefrancios2038 4 года назад

Im dyinggggggg

@pthomas1840 4 года назад

More please

@chancefoster8891 4 года назад

Yes

@kitcoffey7194 4 года назад

Like me doing math 😂

@xaj399 4 года назад

New Josh!!!!!

@Benjy1 4 года назад

Josh is too funny

@peytonrowe571 4 года назад

Josh Johnson is Donald Glover

@knux64 4 года назад

Peyton Rowe Josh Glover... Donald Johnson. Yea I was thinking the same thing. But I don’t wanna hear him sing.

@Sam.Adeoye 4 года назад

Michael Che 🤣🤣🤣

@leesway 4 года назад

I cant wait til Josh guest stars in Big Mouth

@scythe2534 4 года назад

“Why would you flush it?” BRUH SO YOU HAVE CLEAN WATER IN YOUR TOILET AND YOU DRINKIN PEE?

@leesway 4 года назад

6:23 really made me laugh

@Hall_Meli 4 года назад

"It's the people that are in the winter of their lives.." "I'm 44..." Also loved the whole math bit XD

@Crossark1 4 года назад

“If coronavirus doesn’t go away...people *will* stop shaking hands.” Doubtful. People have continued shaking hands through the lifetime of worse diseases. People shook hands all through typhoid outbreaks; people shook hands during cholera outbreaks; and people have continued shaking hands for centuries of the flu - even the strains that were crazy deadly. People get numb to the realities of disease quickly if it’s something they constantly deal with.

@chiamakaudeaja3670 4 года назад

We stopped doing the sign of peace in Church 3 weeks ago. It's definitely going away. It's just a nod with a little smile now :)

@aegeon5650 4 года назад

y’all it ain’t that deep

@laraoneal7284 4 года назад

I’m going on a cruise this week. 😂

@dcole879 4 года назад

Lara O'neal not anymore

@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 4 года назад

Bye 🤣

@alannac.7392 4 года назад

Lara O'neal Why would you do that?🤦🏾‍♀️

@laraoneal7284 4 года назад

Alie C. ITS A JOKE.

@laraoneal7284 4 года назад

Dillon Henry It’s a joke. Why does nobody here get it?

@aaronburratwood.6957 4 года назад

I love Rachel Fienstien.

@keithcollins3284 4 года назад

Wait what?!!! Lol

@yakigesher-zion7289 4 года назад

Haha this is before the lockdown

@jackielittle1077 4 года назад

Lolz!

@Sc0ttPrian 4 года назад

Whos shutting the water off and why? Lol

@xiomara5147 4 года назад

Scott Prian In Houston like 2-3 weeks ago a waterline busted. ONE busted waterline flooded a major highway for 2 days & shut down fresh water access to a pretty giant chunk of the city- including The Medical Center! They brought port-a-potties to the hospital I go to school at (for workers & visitors- not patients!) and the grocery store I work at. Honestly, I wasn’t really affected outside of being banned from the hospital & getting an extra week to study for an exam, but I couldn’t help thinking about how easy it was to shut Houston down. 👀 If I was a malevolent US adversary I definitely would have saved the event in my idea book.

@morganrichardson8859 4 года назад

It really irritated me how hard it was for them to figure out 14 x 3 was 42.

@knux64 4 года назад

Morgan Richardson That is like trying to translate music into Frequencies for equal-tempered scales... or minors into majors for direct transition into harmonic notes which each scale is made of. I did nursing for 8 years. It’s a memory laps like saying “like or uhhh”. The way the brain processes info and the ability to switch topics on the fly and still have your facts straight in a conversation; I.E. mental prowess. Or there men, I no math well either.

@ryanspeck256 4 года назад

I'm commenting publicly as a teacher! Viva la corona!

@vikkorheel9966 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@cj32pull2 4 года назад

I got 42 way too fast compared to this lol

@calebselga7937 4 года назад

Get more mark normand up there

@devins4081 4 года назад

City people 😂😂wowwww

@tracyeichel5820 3 года назад

THANK GOD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS WE SHOULD STOP KISSING!!🤢🤢🤢🤢

@darkbyte2005 4 года назад

It's started... Keep calm and keep laughing

@leesway 4 года назад

I did it! 14x3 I got that shish. Mental math

@thecheesymango413 4 года назад

1:54 haha... Urine

@HopeCasias10 4 года назад

Now I’d just rather have the coke 😂 suppress my appetite. Save food 😂

@twb8612 4 года назад

People doing too much

@gageabdul 4 года назад

IN PUBLIC? :0 Edit: "the older black man gets the more S's they add on words" 😂

@Mapl3Syrup 4 года назад

Drink from the tap

@joshjohnson3347 4 года назад

I am still going out. That is just how I am.

@BxCortez2050 4 года назад

Datt Afro !

@papa_pt 4 года назад

Take advantage of these cheap flights and do some travelling.... just not to Europe or China

@TBrewer64 4 года назад

How much is 3 x 14?? It will forever be a mystery.

@MadDragon75 4 года назад

Paused at 4:16 The reason it's called Corona is because all of the Corona viruses have those barbs that resembles the corona of the sun 🌞. 😏✌

@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583 4 года назад

Corona is Latin for crown, so it's really because the virus appears to be wearing a crown-

@MadDragon75 4 года назад

@@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583 Yes, like around the sun is how they're explaining it. Same difference.

@corbinfobbs6409 4 года назад

saliva martinis

@MaxPowers2.0 4 года назад

...oooooorrr you can just buy a brita, that's also an option

@RBlatch4d 4 года назад

You gondrink yo pee early

@clumsiii 4 года назад

Roy Wood Vs JJ Josh Johnson stfu

@whitefires6847 4 года назад

Do people actually think the tap water will shut off?

@TheSoftBoxCinema 4 года назад

How he have the afro already

@zackmckenzie3582 4 года назад

I think it's old footage.

@Andioop69420 4 года назад

Zack Mckenzie the USA only stared taking this semi seriously last week. I highly doubt it’d be that big of a topic months ago.

@zackmckenzie3582 4 года назад

@@Andioop69420Not true. Coronavirus came to public notice in December. Besides Josh Jackson hasn't had hair for the last two months. He didn't suddenly grow hair that fast.

@TheSoftBoxCinema 4 года назад

@John Taylor wut

@David-mv3zl 4 года назад

Yes that's it... Just huddle all together, good... thin the herd.

@melvina628 4 года назад

14 x 3 = (3 x 10) + (3 x 4) = 30 + 12 = 42.

@FlyingDodo55 4 года назад

melvina628 Thanks! Couldn’t of solved it without this!

@TommyShlong 4 года назад

get your millennial new math outta here and go practice your times table

@melvina628 4 года назад

@@TommyShlong Too much for you?

@FlyingDodo55 4 года назад

melvina628 Noooo... Did you just learn it and wanted to show everyone?

@melvina628 4 года назад

@@FlyingDodo55 LOL! There are children on RU-vid who are still learning math. They need the correct math information. They may not know that this video is joking. Sorry if I insulted the intelligence of those who are already in the know.

@laraoneal7284 4 года назад

The KARACHI.