[Story] Cocogoat mystery solved...finally. | Genshin Impact 

I didn’t even realize Zhongli’s surprise face at first. I wish I did.

The tragic thing about this is that Qiqi can't taste food anymore so her remembering that it tastes good probably as a fragment of a memory from when she was alive.

Qiqi : cocogoat Childe: *DIES OF LAUGHTER*

The fact that Zhongli went with you... means that somewhere, out there, a cocogoat truly exists...

The way zhongli agreed that he's 3million short kills

zhongli is the biggest spender for someone who doesnt even have any money. I swear he's the biggest a gold digger for a guy that probably craps gold in his dragon form.

I love how Baizhu laughed, his snake told us to be careful, then he stared into our souls.

"Forgive us, we were unable to fulfill our end of the contract. I will now self destruct." Aether: What? *Meteor starts falling.*

Zhongli: creates all mora in Teyvat also Zhongli: is broke af

Zhongli when Childe revives an ancient god: :| Zhongli when Azdaha nearly breaks free: :| Zhongli when the ancient god's angry wife retaliates: :| Zhongli when Xiao nearly dies: :| Zhongli when Qiqi reveals coconut milk: *surprised pikachu face*

childe had the audacity to laugh at us

1:19 Is just the face that Zhongli makes when he goes "I'm an idiot"

The Traveler carries emergency food, Baizhu carries emergency medicine.

Thanks for this, as a mobile player I'm in tears after watching this in higher quality

That snake is the second most adorable thing after Qiqi I've ever seen.

I love how everybody is behaving like they are telling Qiqi where babies come from, when they are only telling her how coconut milk is made 🤣

Rex Lapis: *Forgive us. We found no trace of this "Cocogoat Aseptibeast"* Qiqi: *[Sad]* Ganyu: *[Sighs of Relief That She's Not Been Found]*

I will admit: I knew about Ganyu before playing this mission, so I thought she was the "cocogoat" we were supposed to find. The request for "cocogoat milk" thus had me sweating.

I really regretted skipping a lot of dialogues in this quest I missed the chance to see Zhongli's shocked face as well Childe's business offer with the Bubu pharmacy

1:34 POV: you got conned by a zombie child into getting Coconut milk 😂 ZHONGLIS FACE HAD ME DYING

5:22 THE AUDACITY

Fun fact: QiQi VA actually have a lot of coco milk in her fridge

I like how zhongli seems to be proud that he's poor

qiqi is so adorable i love her

4:03 can we appreciate that paimon actually CONSIDERED to rob the Golden House?

So… it’s coconut milk? Okay. I will write that down in my notebook. Okay, noted.

Istg when she said coconut milk

Damn, four 5-star characters in the same place are really kinda menacing for me..

5:49 Perfect, Baizhu, you've done what you were supposed to. Now I will release your family for making Qiqi happy

i did not even notice that baizhu had a dendero vison before now lmao

1:19 that zhongli facial expression lmao, I had no idea he does that I thought he was only 😐😑

LMFAOOOOOOO even Zhongli was shook

rewatching this just gives me nostalgia from a year ago ☹️☹️

Did Baizhu charge them 3 million mora because he knows that Zhongli is Rex Lapis and has an unlimited amount of it? Or is the everlasting incense that valuable?

To be honest, japanese voice over language fits the characters much more better, but english isn't that bad either. For example, english voice over has something JP voiceover don't, and that is Zhongli's daddy voice

"I hastily agreed to what appeared to be an equitable agreement with this zombie child..." I will be amazed if I can ever use this in a real sentence.

Childe laughing made me angry

Childe: **laughs** YOU DARE MOCK MY PAIN

It's feels good to see these two retired archons interacting with each other

That look and the sigh.... Zhongli gotta suffer the wrath of rock over coconuts. Baizhu off somewhere in the background laughing his ass off.

This child Will bring me to madness

ZHONGLIS FACE HELP

No lie this cutscene had me laughing my ass off Ridiculous? Probably, but I was amused.

A wise man once said (from another video about this same event): EVERLASTING INCEST! 🤣🤣😂😂

Just finished this quest and needed to watch this cutscene again.

Me: “Hey guys, I found a Cocogoat!” (brings Ganyu, she’s tied up and gagged, now she’s screaming and crying)

I still insist that "Cocogoat Milk" comes from Ganyu!

Sometimes I wonder if this debacle could've been avoided if Hoyoverse modelled some livestock into the game

1:19 zhongli

I JUST REALIZED BAIZHU HAS A DENDRO VISION😭 IMA EMPTY MY WALLET IF HES PLAYABLE👹👹👹

Qiqi-Cocomilk is my Passion Chosen Undead

What what aether is 3000+ years old1!??? I HAD JUST DISCOVER THAT khaenriah was destroyed 500+ years ago both twins witnessed it so. If they traveled that amount of time. that MAKES THEM 3000+ OLD

I just noticed, Baizhu has a Dendro Vision

I never found out about the cocogoat until i "accidentally" clicked the wrong video

4:44 his laugh is so cute😭😭 So basically childe is zhongli's wallet

1:19 Zhongli is SPEECHLESS LMAO

I wonder what would happen if you do actually have 3 million more on you?

Oh no, we broke the zombie baby's heart.

1:19 Zhongli's face I can't XDDDD

Well is it only me who missed Dr.Baizhu has a dendro vision??

i though we had to find ganyu for goatcoconut milk ;-;

Zhongli is the type of guy to fall for the "buy 2 get 3" or "save up to 20% (by spending)" schemes

Baizhu cost like 2.990.000 mora, feel like money will go fly away anytime soon

Ganyu Milk. That's what me and my friends called Cocogout milk. We are a dirty bunch

When I was new and first arrived here, when Qiqi asked for the Cocogoat, my dumbass thought she was looking for Ganyu.

Our chad Baizhu will be a playable character soon @_@ Edit: Zhongli's face at 01:17 : :o

Zhongli`s face had caught me off guard. (1:20)

1:21 zhongli's face😂omg

I miss this sound of paimon now it's just earbleeding

4:20 Paimon really said "His ass is broke AF"

kawai qiqiqiqiqiqiq

came back here after baizhu drip marketing

3 million mora..jebus thank glob we didn't have to pay than. I shutter to think of the repercussions to our Traveler's coin purse, or worse all the grinding needed to replenish going Negative -2.5 million mora.. as a result of this absurd transaction. Seriously those incense are ridiculously expensive! I think a pound of Gold might cost less.

0:33 cocogoat milk is soo tasty 😋🤤

2:54 Did this little bish just call my daughter dumb?? I didn't wake up today expecting to throw down with a 3lb talking reptile but here we are!!

English audio is like a violation towards Qiqi's cute Japanese voice just like Ningguang being 4* plus being an Earth element to it Mihoyo greatest dual-sins in Genshin

I wonder if Zhongli thought Cocogoat milk was Ganyu's... milk

Wow paimon is not trying to break my ears...

Zhongli literally went for his stylish wallet/handsome boyfriend.

Baizhu more sus by the day!

Best quest

Ok, Qiqi is cute, but can we talk about Paimon at 1:38 ?

1:19 LMFAOOOO

paimon as white snake

Cocogoat's milk...coconut milk....Cocogoat's nut milk?

Zhongli face lol

SNEK!

Why is the snake voiced by piamon? I don’t get it...

Will qiqi still gets his coconut milk after what childe pulled off later ?

This is so hilarious ...never heard of cocogoat....who came up with this stuff

Who the hell paid the 2.9M Mora for the incense ?

Prices are insane in genshin impact💀💀💀💀

Zhongli stop lying you found a cocogoat before

You should try CN and JP voice.

Wait... if she was looking for the cocogoat, why she didnt called the goat "coconutgoat"? Wait, is it because she thinks that goats to produce milk have to... oh god

Why does paimon's voice feels slow and different.

Why is the incense so expensive though?? Does he even have any customers for it??

character baizhu who wield dendro when tho??

As Sun once said... "Oh my... oh I'm sorry but... brother, he- he is PACKING!" *Not even in game, and my panties are dropping! And that's not just the weight loss! Also, I'm getting bi tease switch vibes from Baizhu... hardcore on the tease...* *EDIT: It's even better that he has a snake!!!! I love snakes because I find them beautiful and adorable, but him just chilling with Chansheng hssing at people is just adorable to me in a way! It's also funny. Just imagining Changsheng as a tsundere since she acts in a humane way...* *Also, my bad for the bi thing, I know, we're everywhere... It's just... let's just say, when you're a unicorn you can easily spot a rainbow from afar...*

why didnt i get respecting cultural heritage