I showed my token straight friend last week’s video and asked if he was offended by it. He literally just laughed. Update 1 year later: He’s not straight.
@@barryleonard1402 but they aren’t?? They literally just said that they’re valid. Why are you even here? You’re just looking for reactions. You’re a fucking adult trying to poke fun at a younger audience. Get a life, dude.
@@billhartman5954 I’m going to stop you at “back in my day”. Things change over time. New issues arise and old ones fall. The Marine Corps is a great structure for young people to find a way to stable themselves in life, but it doesn’t determine what happens outside of it. Plus, by your logic, the system was rigged when trump was elected as well.
i always get a little sad when ladies talk about their boyfriends, because they get so thrilled about the bare minimum. my friend used to grin for hours when he boyfriend said she looked nice, and another friend of mine cried because her boyfriend bought her tampons when she ran out. corry's right, the bar is on the FLOOR
So this vid could be about Noah's beef with males despite wanting to identify as one? Makes me wonder if an underlying vulnerability as a biological female might be the issue? Maybe not though
Can we not condescendingly criticize people for doing nice things for their partners? Like, every time a girl says something nice about their boyfriend for doing a simple nice thing, we get people saying “OMG YIKES GET SOME STANDARDS THE BAR IS ON THE FLOOR R/ARETHESTRAIGHTSOKAY”- like, dude, you are bashing this girl for appreciating a nice thing, and you’re treating the guy like an abuser or someone who’s not doing enough for his partner when _you don’t even know them._ This phenomenon is pretty toxic in itself. What does it accomplish? We can acknowledge the simple positive things people do for their partners _and also_ work to create a more positive culture in relationships.
@@Dreigonix If someone is moved to the point of tears because their partner did something slightly positive for them, that will probably lead me to question how this person treats them on a normal basis for them to think that what their partner did was the epitome of kindness. Normally, idc ab these sorts of things. I only really notice in a situation where someone is EXTREMELY in shock an awe of their partner when all they did was a very simple considerate act (replacing the toilet paper, paying them a compliment, doing their own dishes, i.e. things a person would already be doing if they had at least one considerate bone in their body). People should 100% have a higher standard than that in their relationships.
Exactly. The soap, water, and tp is free, it makes sense to cover the other bodily needs people go into the bathroom for. Some people have menstruation product vending machines, and that is the work of the devil. Nobody chooses to have periods.
I feel like everyone should carry pads/tampons in their bag it would prevent the awkwardness of having to ask a ton of strangers if they could give u one (and personally this would also make me super dysphoric) and prevent trans folks from being outed for having/not having menstrual products with them
@@aloe7215 those who cheat, deserve castration ect. Being faithful is the correct way in any relationship and if people cant stay faithful, they should just break up with thier partner in a decent moral manner.
@@Sam-zu5mr I don't think brutal sexual violation is an appropriate response, especially since cheating is its own punishment, but I agree that people should just break up if they're not into their partner. Communication saves everyone a lot of trouble. My ex-wife (and best friend) cheated on me when we were dating, and I did blow up at first, but then we sat down and talked about it, and I suggested we have an open relationship, and that made us happy and healthy for ten years. They knew they could talk to me, and I knew they would be honest, so everything that was a problem before went away. Compared to if they had just kept cheating, we both would have been miserable, them terrified of being found out and feeling guilty, and me paranoid and feeling rejected. So I always say: Communicate!!
@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice fair enough reply, every relationship is different I guess. But I'm a believer of not cheating full stop. If my partner cheated on me just once, I would end it there and then. I dont live with my partner, but we trust each other never to do that to each other. Yes communication is key to a happy relationship, but infidelity must be addressed. Iv had a relationship in the past where it's not working and iv had temporary separation from them to give us freedom and breathing space, that does work sometimes, but for me personally it didn't and me and my ex stayed seperated. But I dont like cheating full stop. Talk it through and if it's not working out then break up officially. It's for the best some times. Cheating is not the answer.
@@arcauk Yes, I can’t say nothing. When I speak I always say something. Do you realise how smoothbrained you sound right now? Bill is actually short for Billbmud, which backwards is dumb lib. Which is what you are. Over and out
@@cupcakKe_express you clearly live under a rock ☠ and if you’re transphobic, why tf are you on Noah’s page? istg transphobes are so confusing.. why do you want to piss yourself off?
@@Therealwill24 are we supposed to thank them for that?? like u think i wanna be here??? TwT XD (low key was joking bout not wanting to be here dont hate crime me)
@@Therealwill24 Are you sure about that? Bi people exist. IVF exists. If you want to get really creative, you could even have a gay couple with a lesbian surrogate. No non-gay people involved.
I was literally bout to say "AND PADS, NOT EVERYONE CAN USE TAMPONS" and y'all followed up real quick with that and I'm so happy bc it's really frustrating when people only have tampons available. I know who's house I'm going to lol
My 'best friend' used to literally and very blatantly stare at me when I was getting undressed to change into anything and she expected me to be ok with it because we were both girls. She couldn't understand why I told her to stop staring. Noah you are right it's an invasion of privacy.
Completely unrelated but (I'm a trans boy) I got referred to by he/him pronouns on the weekend by someone I had never met before and I was so happy I couldn't stop grinning xD The person did ask my mum if HE was 11 tho-
Cute old people story time: My nana and papa have been married for 56 years. 2020 was the first time he was in hospital properly (he has pancreatic cancer and has had an op and is coming home this week 😊). Anyway, my nana has been properly worried and is the first time on her own and is coping okay even with not being able to see people an awful lot. My papa was in High Dependency Unit over Xmas which also co-insides with his birthday and their anniversary. My nana hid his cards in his bag so he could open them when he was well enough. They phone each other every day to update each other on news etc. It's super cute. Kinda rambly but I just wanted to share how cute their relationship is and how sucky situations can still have positive things in them. I love them both and can't wait for him to come home so they can finally be reunited 💛
I'm trans ftm and I thought I was bi and only recently have I realised I'm straight. And I hate being straight cause that's the group of like toxic masculinity men 😂
You aren't serious right ? Like, I've always watched Noah's videos knowing it was sarcasm but this type of comment actually scares me... You do realize that a lot of cis men are way more than okay ?
@@lovinduffin7898 omg thank you I was so scared XD you don't know how many people I see these days who are "rebelling" against cis men and trying to make them all toxic people but then I think about young children who are just nice boys and have never done anyone any harm but are told by way too many people that just being who they are makes them inherently bad. I get your comment was a joke and it was actually funny, but I fight with so many people who spend an enormous amount of time in the comment section trying to defend that idea that I become a bit paranoid lmao 😂
When I was still in school I used to carry tampons and pads in my backpack even when I wasn’t on my period, just in case someone else needed one. I don’t even use pads, but one time this girl came up to me and whispered “do you by any chance have a pad?” And I was like, “I have tampons, would that work?” And she made this helpless face like “oh... no, but thanks anyway...” and I decided right then that I would never again allow my fellow female to go thru that struggle in my presence again. So I started carrying pads (both light and heavy types) as well as light, regular, and heavy tampons. I gotchu b*tch ✊🏻
Look man, I understand you're joking with the adoption stuff, just wanna give a friendly note right now. Buying a child is probably one of the worst things you can say about adoption in a joke type way - this is a real issue since adoption does have origins (and still has ties to) child trafficking. This is the reason for closed adoptions being a common thing (an entirely different problem in itself - never have a closed adoption because it's terrible for the childs mental health), it was easier to mark child trafficking as 'closed adoption' back in the day, which is where the concept comes from. I'm not saying that a child with abusive birth parents shouldn't be kept away from them if that's in their best interest, but otherwise, contact and knowledge is very important. I know I personally have problems with feeling like a commodity. Kids in the foster care system are usually prioritised by how 'pretty' they are when getting adopted - a white, blonde, assigned female at birth, young child with no 'problems or trauma' (though I'd say that adoption without trauma is almost impossible) are usually prioritised (or at least up until 2007 in the UK, around the time when the care system was fighting to have me taken away from my foster carers/adoptive parents because I was one of these 'lucky' children, even though these are the only parents I knew and they're amazing people either way). I'm really not trying to go after y'all, but to be honest, I was really uncomfortable watching that part of the video. If you're interested in finding out more, I'd suggest maybe taking a look at some of the adoptee run instagram pages (the bumbling adoptee is great, and they follow a lot of people you can also check out), or maybe check out the daily bastardette (though I'll admit they're a bit difficult to follow).
Noah, I was watching the "Underachiever" video on the big screen, and for once the camera was flipped correctly so the writing was legible, and I couldn't help but notice the "Walnut Creek, CA" in the background, my old stomping ground when I was in my youth. Bay Area represent!
I want to thank you for all you're videos. I had many questions about Transgender individuals and you helped me see how some comments are offensive and why. I am autistic so I often need explanations to avoid mis understandings, I need to understand to properly comport myself. You have helped me be more open minded and understanding of other people. You reacting to others and making videos about how you see straight people is amazing for me. You are a safe place to go to and i want you to know you helped this ex transphobe see my wrong doings. Thank you.
completely off topic but I spent the whole video trying to figure out if Noah's nose was bleeding or it was just a red stud. ....... I am now convinced Noah doesn't even have a nose
My dad got super drunk and was showing all his friends at the bar my mom and saying "have you seen my beautiful wife? This is my wife. She's beautiful"
The more I learn about my mother the more I know she would have been supportive. Sadly I'll never know if my parents would be supportive BC both died before I was an adult.
5:30 a promise ring is essentially just a promise to make an effort and take the relationship very seriously, so kind of like a pre-engagement ring in a sense, so you can only wear one if you are already in a relationship. The Jonas brothers wore a purity ring which signifies abstinence and you don't have to be in a relationship to wear one. (A bunch of disney stars wore them btw, not just the jonas brothers, I'm pretty sure selena gomez, demi lovato and miley cyrus also wore them)
poking fun at a group of power isn't directly harmful, but poking fun at a group that has less power is literally just beating a dead horse and is shit and directly harms the group, so make fun of the straights as much as you want whoever is reading this
"The skin of a yam (left) looks kind of like tree bark, while a sweet potato (right) is more reddish-brown. Real yams are entirely different root vegetables that are more like yucca in texture and flavor. They have bumpy, tough brown skin (that looks almost tree trunk-like) with starchy, not sweet flesh."
You two read so fAst, even tho english is not my main language is normal that I read english slow BUT IF IT WAS SPANISH I READ SLOW AS WELL SO YOU GUYS READ FAST AF
That tweet with the garlic bread is actually a joke in ace community (asexual community), that ace people rather take garlic bread than sex. But how you took it is also a pretty good solution 👍😊 But I rather take the garlic bread 😂
Aha! I’ve found the herd of wild aces to join! I came here to post that about the garlic bread but the good work has already been done. I’m assuming the screenshot in the video is of a sex positive asexual and that’s why they describe sex as something that makes the other person feel good, which I respect but I would take the garlic bread
An addition for your shining menstrual cupboard: CBD tampons! If you know some who gets cramps then these bad Bois will make them forget they even have a uterus
omg the one about the mum with snapchat.... my mom fangirls out at me over the fact that my dad sends her cute stickers on facebook messenger and it's honestly the most wholesome thing in the world
10:02 one of my favorite things I've found when chatting w people online, is asking them about their pets. Sometimes these random people just go on about their babies and it's so cute
Aww hearing about that grandma reminded me of mine, she is the only "elder" from my family that fully treats me like a boy (since i'm trans) and she's the sweetest person i know, she hugs me all the time and i just feel like a little baby although i'm almost 18 already x'd i love her :')
I would prefer the garlic bread but to be fair it has been yonks since I had some... 😢 I believe I am technically pan but I always wished I was an aromantic asexual who could be more self sufficient in those ways. 😕
this reminds me of this one time me and my siblings were carving our initials in a bench at the park (the benches whole perpose was the graffiti alr) anyways this old couple walks by so we hide the knife/marker we were using then they look at us and go "write our initials too:)" and it was the sweetest thing, we asked for there initials and wrote them down on the bench. old couples are adorable
I love how Corry and Noah take the piss out of each other, it's like the way I tease my BF all the time to get reactions out of him. He loves it too. It's not "arguing" it's playful and often flirtatious. When your partner is also a perfect match for you at verbal tennis. 🥰
