ARE THE STRAIGHTS... OKAY? | NOAHFINNCE FT notcorry 

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"you're pushing us towards homosexuality and I'm not trying to avoid it" HAHA lol

"you're not a fan of cougars." "..... gillian anderson?" same bestie. same.

*Noah & Cory discussing height* Me, a cis man who’s 5’3.5”: “There go my pronoun privileges.”

Conservatives: lefties are so sensitive, toughen up snowflake Also conservatives: MAN STAND BEHIND WOMAN??? I AM EXTREMELY OFFENDED

"if lesbians can control themselves when girls are wearing revelaing clothes but guys can't maybe the problem is not the clothes" cory: it's the lesbians.

Noah - "So ordering desserts does not make you not a man, it just makes you gay." Corry - "Which makes you not a man" why is this legit straight ppl logic I NO UNDERSTAND

I really love and appreciate Noah as a feminist.

we’re just gonna ignore how noah knew jojo siwas height off by memory

I literally laughed out loud multiple times during this. My fav was the one about sexologists being asexual. It was so specific I can’t help but feel the person who wrote had a very specific bad experience with a sexologist...maybe even an Indian sexologist??

As a straight person I can say, with full confidence that we're definitely not okay

I love noah, because (I have ADHD and ASD) I can fully understand how he came to voicing each thought he utters, while being surprised every time, in regards to how he chooses to word said thoughts.

"Don't even jokingly say yes." Corry looked like he was in so much pain saying "noooooo"

"YoU pEe LiKe A wOmAn?!" Just absolutely took me outb😂😂😂

I learned, that the best way to pass perfectly (as ftm) is wearing high heels, so you can look like a big man.

"Screw asexuals!" Me an asexual: PLEASE DON'T

Ack! I hope the men commenting on raising a daughter never actually have daughters. They sound like total pervs.

I was a server at a family diner and had a multi generational family that would meet at my cafe weekly. They took the 8 and 12 year old grandsons to Hooters for the 12yos birthday. The server was sexualizing him and it made him feel extremely uncomfortable, he got seriously embarrassed and demanded they leave and come see me. The family thought it was adorable and were talking about how amused by the 8yos silent (probably stunned) amazement they were and couldn't figure out why the 12yo wasn't like him. 🤨

i was gona call corry a fukin girl for that pink striped shirt, then i saw the dinosaur, totally masculinised him, real men like dinosaurs

"they want polyamor-me, not polyamor-you" - corry 2021

I'm still madly in love with you two, guys. Can't stop laughing. Please make this stop!

I have two daughters and if their father ever acted like the straight men that you guys discussed, I'm just gonna tell them they were adopted and call it a day. What father? It's just me, kids.

The sarcastic banter is EVERYTHING I ever wanted tbh

"the gays are not okay with feet" - noah 2021

title: *ARE THE STRAIGHTS OKAY??* Me whos watching this sleep deprived and at 3AM to my wall: "no no they are not"

"The gay not men, they are lesbians" XD

The real question: Are the GAYS okay?? Seriously, how you doing? Drinking enough water bb? ♡ ily remember to take care of yourself c:

I like Corry's humor a lot ! 😁🤣👌

I'm so EXACTLY 5'7" that I freaked out my doctor when she measured me so I guess I am they/them now since above is he/him and below is she/her hahaha

This is why I'm glad to be a 'disgusting asexual' ☺️

y’all’s dynamic is what made me start watching Corry and now the sci guys are all i listen to at work so thank u for that lol

This is the video I needed today 😌🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

That one about not being able to real the benefits of raising a daughter well was..... wow. Joke or not, I sincerely hope whoever wrote that is infertile, never has a kid, and never married someone with a kid. In fact, they should probably stay like 100m away from kids at all times.

"YOU PEE LIKE A WOMAN?" I SPIT MY WATER OUT

Favourite is dessert and yep I’m a big ol lesbian….worst the daughter groomer 🤢. I have a beautiful little girl (currently, if she decides she identifies differently when older-not a problem) and I’m excited for her to be her own person, which includes exciting relationships and meeting people but it also includes finding her passions in life, be them art, animals, music, exploring the world etc. I never have ever thought anything like that poster and don’t know many parents of any gender that think like this…it’s pretty unsettling!

I'm a bit traumatized by that post about the (hopefully non-existent?) daughter...

I’m a simple man: I see notcorry, I click

Candace Owens' life must be absolutely miserable, I imagine her husband accidentally standing behind her in a picture and them having a huge fight about it because he embarassed their family or some shit.

I love Noah’s whole fit - that jumper looks so comfy and i love the jewelry 💗🌼🍓🌷🍒🌸

9:12 as a sex repulsed asexual indian, i would never study s3x. it grosses me out. also since im queer and indian but also asexual, idc that im not s3xy

They are not okay this was established when I was in middle school

Me 5’5 trans guy. “MOM, you know what maybe you were right It’s just a phase I’m not nearly tall enough to be a man”

when it takes multiple videos to answer the very vast question "are the straights okay"

Thank god, I needed some Noah energy today 😮‍💨

"Why are straight men so obsessed with hating their wives?" Because they marry way too early and then don't believe in divorce, or marry cause theres a kid or something even though they don't want to be together and it's gonna be worse for them

Ah yes... Corry. The 100% straight man.

my main role model is noah finnce and his personality because i adore his hair and his heart and also he is a very cute person

"they gotta pay for that"-corey 2021

This is exactly what I needed today, thank you Noah! 💕 I just need to tell someone- I just got a girlfriend and I am really happy cuz this is like the first time I haven't been rejected, we are gonna have to hide it but idk I'm just really happy and I wanted to tell someone. Anyway, thx for Ur vids Noah, they always make me happy 🥰

Me running across Europe to the UK because Noah is on tour🏃‍♀️💼

When Noah said Corry was straight for a second I was thinking “oh wait is he???” And then I remembered they are dating Sjhfhffh

Watching you're videos are hilarious and has got me through transphobia towards me, taught me to be positive instead of focusing on their negativity. Thank you Noah!

10:58 the sign is in german and says "no safety distance of 1.5m in here" to round off the energy of the photo

These two have got to be my favourite couple ever, I LOVE YOU TWOOOOOOO ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I was really in need of some Noah energy today

As a trans woman who came out this year, my (just about) 5'7" self would love to be gendered by people based on this arbitrary cut-off... I'm girl! I'm a girl! Yay!

11:48 : Corry's reaction is exactly how I feel watching that

So excited for the tour really needed one of these videos rn to just have a laugh

See now we know why xle's notcorry... Xle's cxrry

you precious little beans make my life better, thanks for existing and being rad :)

I’m a 6ft girl and I rly appreciate you speaking about the issue that “all girls are short” ❤️

As an asexual I am confused on how people can associate me with someone who studies sexology. WHAT?

‘ I have one right here ‘ omfgggg

"my straight boyfriend" is my new fav line ever

When that one post said “indians” do you think they meant people from india or indigenous people in north america because they still wrongfully get called that still

9:25 when corry made this face the only thing i could think of was when john mulaney was like "we cant possibly unpack ALL of that..."

"why would a man want a creme brulee?" zeke has entered the chat

I am so glad my friend told me about you. She loves your music and so do I

Watching this while working on tech for a play. Really shouldnt have ny phone but I dont care. It's Noah, therefore it's worth it. Edit: My favorite one was the meme about birth and the pain of not seeing your homies. Too relatable

On this episode of 'Why I'm scared of straight men"...

I spent this entire video trying to figure out what noah's necklace is

XD why did my brain look at that meme for 'when you're talking with a woman vs. when you start dating a woman' and go "well. I mean. CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME"

' The gay not men; their lesbians' 'If you order dessert, you are a lesbian' HAHAHA

I’ve missed the Corry collabs. XD.

This is so sad I wish I lived in the UK😭😭😭

“Boys will be boys” My assistant principal said the same thing when I told her that a trans phobic guy (9th grade just in high school us) and yelled that they were only two genders and he yelled from a place of hatred we explained it to him and he still yelled 🥲 I don’t know but yea he no longer bothers us because he’d be suspended and she told us that “he’s just a boy and is entitled to his own opinion”( I under stand but still he needs to fucking group up its not middle school which he also yelled at us mostly my friends I got there late into the year and stayed for 4 months then high school)like when I say I was livid I just want to eat lunch and not be yelled at and belittled by a transphobe 🥱 anyway good night I have school tomorrow

hi! as a straight person-- uh, no these people are N O T okay my response to all of those horrifying and bigoted posts were 'w h a t' love your videos!

2:47 Nickelodeon is proud of y'all dudes for the feet joke

great video, i screamed out of frustration several times while watching it! 10/10 would recommend

noah: here's my straight boyfriend me: Yeah all right that makes sense

5’9 is a man’s height😂😂😂. LIES. I’m literally 6’3

i hope you'll once come to europe:)

I order dessert. Shit, I almost thought I was a guy. Thanks for correcting me

Omg I gotta go to one of his showsssss! I live in Birmingham so I got no excuse!

Straight? Couldn't be me I'm about as straight as a damn circle

14:02 Ok, in this case, it depends on the man and how well he knows his partners body. I’ve honestly been lucky enough to have a partner described in the post. So it really depends on the couple and their relationship.

I love when y'all do a video togueter so much

I'm so early 😮 this literally made my day 20 times better 🥰😣

11:36 "they've gotta pay to do that"

I gotta tell someone this so here goes My mum knows I "support" the lgbtq community and now she always tells me when she meets or hears about a trans person. Yesterday she told me how someone she knows has a grand child who recently came out as trans and so I apparently have to know about her now lmao. (She's btw accepted by her family and already getting hrt!) I'm just confused why I need to know that cause I have never met that kid before. Maybe my mum wanted my opinion or something idk. I just think it's funny

Hii! I love your videos :] they brighten my day

9:12 As an Indian I laughed so hard at this

9:15. As a queer Indian... I-

I appreciated that Futurama reference

The demon angel one really grinds my gears too, bc women can also wanna rip men’s clothes off and guess what they don’t do???? Stare creepily. It’s the entitlement on the dude’s part that’s so uncomfortable. And very much a “women don’t have sexual desires, only men do, that’s why you’re angels and we’re devils”… it’s gross lmao

“Click on it. *YOU ARE NOT SAFE* ” I feel so safe

I love you guys, you're amazing people and helped me a lot to understand lots of things about my sexuality too. Thank you so so much

gonna buy tickets for my first concert w me and my friends!!

woah bestie rephrased the title 10/10 big create love u noen /j

Me being an Indian queer person: 👁👄👁