Strange Eclipse Behavior | NYC’s Earthquake | Mt. Etna Blows Smoke Rings | Trump’s $50M Fundraiser

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Pets, zoo animals, political candidates and cable news anchors all exhibited odd behavior related to the solar eclipse, Stephen shares the details of his earthquake experience, an Italian volcano is blowing smoke rings, and the former president claims he raised $50 million in one night.
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@GameOfDepth Месяц назад

A swath of dimness crosses America, and a solar eclipse.

@MrPhotodoc Месяц назад

And even then people were driving around like madmen.

@ekdaufin1485 Месяц назад

😂

@mariekastler5391 Месяц назад

Oh, thought you were talking about MAGA.

@philipstanco6011 Месяц назад

@@mariekastler5391 I think he was. And he’s right.

@jeromesullivan4015 Месяц назад

Profound!😝

@JF-cn3cz Месяц назад

One of my favorite things about Colbert is him putting away his invisible props

@corvos3719 16 дней назад

But I miss Jon Baptiste playing the note for the item being 'set down'.

@pennclick Месяц назад

When will Trump realize that "nice immigrants from Denmark" will not vote Republican if they come here?

@nelliekenny9630 Месяц назад

Why would people from Denmark come to America ? We're in Australia. 😂😂

@alex35agm Месяц назад

If they live in Denmark,one of the best countries in the world, why would they move to one of the dumbest countries in the world, with terrible health care, racism,and Donald Trump.

@DissectGibberish Месяц назад

Trump would never admit to being wrong, he's way to ego-centric to allow such a thought to enter his pea-brain.

@handyvickers Месяц назад

Stump couldn't point out Denmark on a world map... Even if it had the name in big letters...

@Arulane Месяц назад

If any immigrant votes for him, they are insane. Same for any woman, veteran, or with 3 brain cells to rub together. And since we are all either immigrants or descended from immigrants…..

@Tedger Месяц назад

Pets witness strange behaviours by their owners.

@amarbyrd2520 Месяц назад

This ^^ right here

@lilianevanbel3123 Месяц назад

😂😂😂

@jackharrison7613 Месяц назад

good one

@MrPhotodoc Месяц назад

All four of our cats lined up on the sidewalk in front our house during the eclipse. And we don't even have four cats.

@stanbyme7874 Месяц назад

😂

@ocean4659 Месяц назад

😂

@zesty9815 Месяц назад

But did they lay an egg?

@andreabradley5837 Месяц назад

Where I was working we did have 3 deer just come hang out and look at us through the windows.

@kittybluett8887 Месяц назад

This made me laugh

@stephencoldbear Месяц назад

"Why don't we allow people in from Denmark." 🤦We DO allow people in from Denmark.

@RevLeigh55 Месяц назад

Does he want to go grab them like we were doing 250 years ago in Africa?

@freya8133 Месяц назад

Why would people who live in Denmark come to a hellhole like here?

@zesty9815 Месяц назад

We DO allow people in from Denmark ... unless they're Muslim, of course: _“Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.”_

@susanperry5469 Месяц назад

We would allow them but they don’t want to come here”.

@zesty9815 Месяц назад

With some exceptions, of course: _“Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.”_

@mirrorm00n Месяц назад

They missed the chance to insert Boeing and eclipse flights joke 😂 "You can see the eclipse in our planes because our windows are gone!"

@RockFilmsInc Месяц назад

I was gonna say the same thing, can’t they see the eclipse better out of the hole where the door used to be? 😅

@tanazinn8484 Месяц назад

👍👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣

@neerajamb Месяц назад

😂

@JZsBFF Месяц назад

Farty-five: "My lies will blot out the sun." Dark Brandon: "Then we'll tell the truth in the shade."

@jimslancio Месяц назад

Best Spartan comment of the day!

@RjM777 6 дней назад

yeah your country is cooked

@RjM777 6 дней назад

yeah your country is cooked, keep up the bad work

@JZsBFF 6 дней назад

@@RjM777Off you go, Ephialtes Of Trachis.

@RjM777 5 дней назад

@@JZsBFFwatch it buddy . My country’s karma is destroying yours . Why don’t you go and by a house in the meanwhile

@alansmitheejr. Месяц назад

If an immigrant ran a mile in 4 minutes of darkness then they should be in the next Olympics.

@CircusFoxxo Месяц назад

4 min mile is INSANE

@sunnywynn56 Месяц назад

Every time i watch fox one brain cell dies

@philipstanco6011 Месяц назад

Lol

@claudianova4508 Месяц назад

Yup! My boys ran high school cross country and track. 4 minute miles is enviable!! 👏🏻👏🏻

@hopeandpeace4632 Месяц назад

They are so unbelievable stupid

@Opus313 Месяц назад

I like Presidents that don't stare at a solar eclipse without protective eye ware. Vote Blue 💙

@dash-underscore_name. Месяц назад

You know he would brag about staring at a solar eclipse without protective eyewear and Joe couldn’t/didn’t

@m.anneblack2908 Месяц назад

Yes - Everyone Vote BLUE - Our lives depend on it 💙💙💙💙💙💙

@philliph8991 Месяц назад

Wear...but i agree

@fernandogarajalde4066 Месяц назад

What is an eclipse? When two celestial bodies love each other very much and unite, the Sun 🌞 hides behind the Moon 🌙 and you can see a discharge which means a star 🌟 child is born. 😆🌚

@user-vs2ye9jh4o Месяц назад

It’s all politics, democrats vs Republicans who gets to make the decisions

@itsROMPERS... Месяц назад

"I don't need their money and i don't want their money." --Trump 2016 "Gimme your money." --Trump 2024

@vokasimid5330 Месяц назад

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@TheCNYMike Месяц назад

Actually that second one should be "-From one minute after last statement until present and counting."

@seth3189 Месяц назад

Trump funded about 10% of his campaign in 2016. He was taking money the whole time.

@scotts5308 Месяц назад

"We get all the money we need from Russia" Eric Trump 2015

@briancase6180 Месяц назад

"Gimme ALL your money. Except the ultra-wealthy. You can keep all your money. Ultra-wealthy don't need good infrastructure, schools, any of that nonsense. So why should they pay for it? And, they can give more to me."

@TheScottSistersSing Месяц назад

Colbert was on FIRE tonight calling out the stupid AF media coverage

@Haan22 Месяц назад

I was following NASA's stream, excellent way to see it travel across the USA from the other side of the atlantic, but I have to say some of the commentary was perhaps a bit too PR focused. Then again, that was a great day for doing PR so I can understand why they'd put an NFL quarterback in front of a mic.

@r.1599 Месяц назад

I watched it from my balcony. How did animals react? The birds stopped chirping as the light started to go dim and the hound dog down the street barked for about 20 seconds. My cat beside me continued to bathe herself. It took several minutes for the light to dim and then, suddenly, the light seemed to totally disappear over about 3 seconds until everything was dark. The streetlights came on. My cat continued to bathe. The hound dog wagged his tail furiously as he sat and watched his people cheer and punch the air as the sun became completely covered. The darkness lasted for about 3 minutes and then, suddenly, the light was partly back. The birds began wake up and sing, just a few of them at first, then all of them as it got brighter. They started flying in flocks from one tree to another. It was like a second dawn. My cat continued to bathe herself. The hound dog continued to happily watch his people. Then it was full daylight again. All in all, the hound dog saw his people weren't scared so he relaxed immediately. The cat was completely unimpressed. I have no idea what the birds were thinking.

@ocean4659 Месяц назад

😂

@DavidEdwards9801 Месяц назад

the cat continued to bathe itself

@MeloniousThunk Месяц назад

I watched an entire anthill go home and go to bed

@johnaverill6308 Месяц назад

The birds probably just thought it was nighttime

@amberackerson5916 Месяц назад

Love this ❤

@shermanculbertson6244 Месяц назад

I’ve never ever seen a “rich” man so desperate for money.

@TheDanishGuyReviews Месяц назад

Remember, unless it's in a bank account, it's not riches. "Net worth" is made up, and usually means that a company has that money, not the person in charge of it.

@joannajamerson35 Месяц назад

Right

@rschloch Месяц назад

@@TheDanishGuyReviews yes and no. People in real estate are always heavily leveraged in their properties. Case in point: Rene Benno and SIGNA Holdings. He had billions in assets, but because of rising interest rates, the carousel broke down and he wasn’t liquid enough to cover the increased costs of servicing his debt. In the case of Trump, he probably is liquid enough to survive, because most of his business is built on branding and selling his name associated with properties he might not outright own. Trump isn’t broke, but he probably doesn’t have billions in cash. He just doesn’t want to spend his own money and is happy to separate fools from their money.

@irenemoreno5846 Месяц назад

The desperate of himself himself and himself

@AnonyMouseXIII Месяц назад

Not since Scrooge McDuck, anyways

@margarethubbard1173 Месяц назад

"Astrid...we have to get out of Copenhagen. The furniture design is too functional"....best line ever if you know anything about Denmark and Danish design (two of my favourite topics)

@mjkay8660 Месяц назад

It was the one time the neighbor's dog finally stopped barking

@Chyllstorm Месяц назад

My sister had an app that gave detailed steps to follow for the totality (verbally). Just before it hit, it said to observe animals for behavior changes. We all looked down at her dog, who promptly threw up. 😂

@cathybarber357 Месяц назад

OMG! I’m crying from laughing 😂😂

@wtf1185 Месяц назад

That's way better than the Ostrich lays an egg story.

@mikejankowski6321 Месяц назад

Does it not like being the center of attention?

@karenneill9109 Месяц назад

Awesome!

@jeanneganrude8549 Месяц назад

Nervous, huh?

@indigowolf556 Месяц назад

No matter what it is Big Donald always has to make it about himself. He's a huge embarrassment

@user-kl6ef1tn5g Месяц назад

Actually, Stormy says he’s a tiny embarrassment.

@user-vs2ye9jh4o Месяц назад

And you think Biden is any different?

@dawnstanley1733 Месяц назад

@@user-vs2ye9jh4oAbsolutely!! Bieden is nothing like dump.

@meh2510 Месяц назад

@@user-vs2ye9jh4o Yes, very different.

@mrmacq-jk4td Месяц назад

@@user-vs2ye9jh4o oh dude jesus the thread aint about joe, damn it

@Miss_ESL Месяц назад

My dogs definitely have a night time routine! They have their last walk of the evening, they all run to their own beds, then flip onto their backs for goodnight belly rubs, before snuggling under respective blankets (except the youngest who goes to get her stuffed pepper plushie and THEN snuggles up), and then they go to sleep. If we turn the light back on for any reason, we get accusatory glaring from all three!!

@leavingitblank9363 Месяц назад

That was so cute I had to read it twice.

@user-zr1og9qx5i Месяц назад

Thanks for putting this up on yt it makes me feel like there are still sane people out there.

@TheGreatAtario Месяц назад

The billionaire who needs to hold fundraisers… all the time

@ZYX261 Месяц назад

The begging billionaire

@amherst88 Месяц назад

Have to say how much more bearable (and even *funny* ) it is to hear Stephen doing Trump instead of being subjected to a recording of the actual presence.

@katsong3302 Месяц назад

tho i wish he’d quit the white power ok hand signal, does he realize that’s become a white supremacist hand sign?

@aresorum Месяц назад

@@katsong3302 What?

@dawnstanley1733 Месяц назад

@@aresorum It is actually true.

@CombatMosquitoTrainer Месяц назад

@katsong3302 It's an important diving communication signal. I used to use it everyday, multiple time..

@donnieboughton1730 Месяц назад

It's an accurate thing that trump does. @@katsong3302

@shawnnewell4541 Месяц назад

I saw an eclipse in 1979 when I was a student at Washington State University and I lived behind the veterinary medicine school. As the eclipse started, it was like a blanket quieting the animals. They all went quiet. As the eclipse ended they started to make noise again.

@rileymcphee9429 Месяц назад

I don't remember the last time in my memory that the country had a positive unifying experience like today was. So much of our lives are fractured and siloed now, it's hard to think of some moment we all had the chance to share that wasn't negative, divisive, or destructive. Oh, how far we've fallen.

@johnlee7164 Месяц назад

Siloed. Second time im hearing that word in the last 24 hours.

@tinkerstrade3553 Месяц назад

Yes we did! And we need to build on that. It's the antidote to cynicism.

@danusdragonfly6640 Месяц назад

@@tinkerstrade3553 Precisely!

@charityquill4965 Месяц назад

I remember when pokemon GO launched and for a brief moment everyone and their families were out and about to catch pokemon. It was a really nice and friendly experience

@donnalong402 Месяц назад

US Olympic Hockey team beating the Russian team. Miracle on Ice.

@FloatingSpark Месяц назад

I was at the top of Mount Royal, the mountain the city of Montreal surrounds, right near the famous cross that tops the mountain. Totality was the most unreal, awe inspiring thing I have ever seen. It was so far beyond anything I could have expected, even knowing about it all before hand. The weather was perfect, even the thin wisps of clouds over the sun made it better by there being a full rainbow halo around the sun the whole time. There was a 360° sunset surrounding the entire island. The corona was so much bigger than I expected, and planets began to shine around the sun. People cheered and people cried. Cheered even more when the sun came back. I understand more than ever now why ancient peoples were terrified!! Even knowing exactly what was happening the eerie sense as the sky grew darker and darker, and not at ALL like it does at sunset, the colour of the light was just so different, was pervasive. Absolutely incredible, and I am so grateful to have had this experience. Oddly there weren't even all that many people where I was, I expected it to be absolutely packed!! But somehow it was mostly the stoners, witches, and photographers who knew to come to this spot. Truly unreal and glorious.

@maryknight4109 Месяц назад

Oh, how I envy you!!!

@marietailor3100 Месяц назад

Damn it! I’m in Ottawa and we were close to totality but not on it, and I wish I were over in MTL. That sounds amazing.

@LunaAmico Месяц назад

"Stoners, witches, and photographers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Good one!

@LunaAmico Месяц назад

@@maryknight4109 I must admit to a touch of envy myself.

@catherinezatsick2301 Месяц назад

Wow!! I am jealous! So happy for you. Katy

@ChainReactionsProductions Месяц назад

People traveled thousands of miles to see this eclipse, meanwhile I was lucky enough to get to see it at 100% totality from my childhood backyard!!! 🌑☀️

@jeaniebird999 Месяц назад

That's actually pretty cool.

@smashbrandiscootch719 Месяц назад

Hey, that's pretty dope! I'm happy for you, homie!

@sarina76667 Месяц назад

Me too! My best friend and I saw it with my parents who still live in the same house I grew up in! Best seats ever!

@comfyrock1758 Месяц назад

Lucky you. I was at 98%…so not bad.

@mjquintana26 Месяц назад

Yes, my family watched this beautiful and breathtaking event we had our little picnic in our backyard . I live in Grand Prairie, Texas

@dafinaglgrrrr8565 Месяц назад

My side hurts from laughing and I am so grateful for the people who truly represent America and the freedoms and the humor that helps us all tolerate the trump

@jeanneganrude8549 Месяц назад

Me too. Between Colbert and his commenters 😂 lots of hilarious people out here ~

@Terastas Месяц назад

If I'm ever in the path of a volcanic eruption that I know I have no chance of escaping, I'm sitting on the toilet and opening up a catalog. The pose may be undignified, but it'll be worth it for all the laughs I'll get in the afterlife at all the archeologists pointing at me as proof that it occurred completely without warning.

@TracyAdams-ry2fc Месяц назад

Thank you Stephen for making fun of the solar eclipse conspiracies!

@wirehyperspace Месяц назад

Vote it away, we don't want a trump day

@AnonymousYouTubeconsumer Месяц назад

Well Donald, maybe if you didn’t insult Denmark in your first year, they might have been more willing to fly on over.

@mehere8038 Месяц назад

I doubt it! Do you know that "school" & "shooting range" are not synonyms in Dutch?

@TheMrVengeance Месяц назад

@@mehere8038 - .... Do you know Danes don't speak Dutch? 😩😩

@mehere8038 Месяц назад

@@TheMrVengeance lol oh dear, I did screw up on that little comment didn't I! Netherlands is Dutch! Danes speak Danish don't they (hope I got that right, I didn't look it up, cause I'm kinda already embarrassed by my screw up, would feel even more embarrassed if I had to look it up to correct my mistake)

@sebman1982 Месяц назад

"Astrid, vi have to get out of Copenhagen, the furniture is getting too functional." 😅😂

@yurielcundangan9090 Месяц назад

Cannot believe Trump’s ad is a parody itself

@8arrows Месяц назад

“Fan” created it, it’s not his ad. Stephen says that in this clip.

@JZsBFF Месяц назад

@@8arrows With fans like those, who needs haters? Of course the Farty-five fans wouldn't understand the irony behind that "ad".

@jeanneganrude8549 Месяц назад

@@JZsBFF😂 Farty five

@bentontramell Месяц назад

The person that made it must be so proud.😂

@g.g.matuga4986 Месяц назад

@@8arrows Trump reposts all adulatory nonsense because it appeals to MAGA mentality🤪

@nmkc_auriemma Месяц назад

Is it just me or is it nice to have a President who speaks like your children might be listening to what he says? It's nice that that same President has the sense of humor to find that funny instead of calling Stephen and Kimmel childish names 😁👍

@DavidEdwards9801 Месяц назад

To have an adult in the white house omg lol =)

@joannajamerson35 Месяц назад

It's so funny, I always say "don't be a silly" I'm 49 I love bidens lingo

@MKretz. Месяц назад

And who also likes to have ice cream with Seth Meyers 😂👍

@bluegold21 Месяц назад

Trump wants children to be listening. It's a textbook way of manipulating them. A disturbing vid is Aljazerra's 'Praying for Armageddon.' The hard-right evangelicals in the US are seriously stirring the pot with their watchtower bs. And Jesus Camp is another frightening report. If there is anyone who will turn a joke into a lightning rod for aggression it's those people.

@Arulane Месяц назад

It’s perfect. No one is laughing at the President any more. They are too happy to have someone not deranged.

@arthurwatts1680 Месяц назад

The vasectomy / root canal gag is pure gold. Having had BOTH at different points in my life, I would take my chances with the dentist ;)

@carriebryan1211 Месяц назад

I'm in the PNW, where the maximum occlusion of this eclipse was going to be about 20% at about 11:25 AM, and we had normal weather (overcast and light rain). I was out running errands and didn't notice, but my car did! About 11:15, the car turned on its headlights; and at about 11:35, it turned them off again.

@fxbtz7031 Месяц назад

"An ostrich laid an egg" that's first class journalism right there 😎👍

@richardhaywood3817 Месяц назад

Well it's cnn what did you expect ? 😂😂😂

@lisasmith5030 Месяц назад

it’s ‘laid’

@JZsBFF Месяц назад

@@richardhaywood3817Let's face it, US mainstream news isn't getting any better or is it a dumber public that only wants gossip instead?.

@titichartay7216 Месяц назад

oh the Danish joke was spot on - too functional !😊

@LadyDoomsinger Месяц назад

Except that it was a German accent, not Danish 😅 Granted, a Danish accent is pretty hard to do - I'm not even sure how we do it.

@Dr_1212 Месяц назад

I live in Austin TX saw the total eclipse today to celebrate the event we should have sent Trump on a 1 way no return trip to the moon 😆😅🤣😂

@annejeppesen160 Месяц назад

Denmark - the nice country he didn’t want to visit because our prime minister wasn’t “nice”? Just because she called his bs

@Tadicuslegion78 Месяц назад

Ah come on, if I hear of animals going nuts in a zoo during an eclipse, I want it to be something like, Zoo Orangutan began reciting Hamlet with French Accent or Zoo Platypus put on a brown Fedora to go be a super spy.

@beebuzz959 Месяц назад

Or maybe a baboon makes out with a giraffe.

@DavidEdwards9801 Месяц назад

@rb-pk8ds Месяц назад

I'm just wondering why they did not hang out by the nocturnal animals enclosures ...there would definitely have been some confused action there!

@xxdeviousv2 Месяц назад

The strangest behavior I saw was a duck that was swimming in the pool getting out about a minute before totality looking very confused, stood still for 5 minutes, then got back in the pool. It was much less underwhelming than it would have been if I had known to expect it.

@jaysteele1031 Месяц назад

Or the Flappy-lipped Taylor Green Mango Head said something sensible.

@Opus313 Месяц назад

I'm not usually one to defend Lauren Gropebert, but you have to be intoxicated to get through one of Donnie's events!

@viewfromthehighchair9391 Месяц назад

That's nothin'; I was drunk through his entire term in office. I don't have enough money to last through a second term. Perhaps a go fund me page will help.

@d.b.1176 Месяц назад

Bimbert

@cyclewisconsin105 Месяц назад

I don't drink enough to even think about attending one of his events.

@comfyrock1758 Месяц назад

@@cyclewisconsin105if admission was free…I ‘d have to go. I would excused myself to go to the restroom to read some classified documents.

@viewfromthehighchair9391 Месяц назад

@@cyclewisconsin105 I wouldn't attend one of his events even if you paid for my entire bar bill for the rest of my existence.

@nicolaibaun7671 Месяц назад

As a Dane selling said furniture, that last joke made me laugh quite a bit 😂

@SoirEkim Месяц назад

After a 6 hour drive. I saw the Sun hug the mood and let out a solar flare. The view through the telescope was incredible. Tried my hand at recording the event with mediocre success. Not as good as my own eyes but lets me show what I saw. The sun even had a spot. The moment was breathtaking. Even with the eerie silence as all the grasshoppers and birds hushed in unison.

@SilverSpoonRiche Месяц назад

I heard on the radio the flights would bank toward the eclipse on one side then the other in the course of 4min of totality (guessing two minutes on each side). It was a precision maneuver the pilots actually trained for in a simulator. They actually flew into the path of the eclipse and let the Moon's shadow catch up with them. Pretty interesting stuff.

@christinamann3640 Месяц назад

That’s some top Piloting skills 😮

@SilverSpoonRiche Месяц назад

@@christinamann3640 They specially trained for this flight, yes. I don't know how successful they were. I'm too tired to look it up. Maybe later.

@JillKnapp Месяц назад

I was on the 2017 eclipse flight on Southwest, and the pilot got special permission to bank deeper than normal so passengers could get a good view. It was magical! People with window seats were very gracious and shared so everyone could see the shadow. It gave me faith in humanity. ♥️

@SilverSpoonRiche Месяц назад

@@JillKnapp Oh, neat!

@mehere8038 Месяц назад

I still don't see the point! What can you see from a plane that you can't see from the ground? Seems to me like nothing extra to see but lots to miss

@chrisk1128 Месяц назад

The 50 million has already been redirected to his legal defense and settlement.

@user-rs6eu9mx1y Месяц назад

excellent. if you are going to lie, might as well be a whopper. did you see the guy hosting the event? ewe!

@user-vs2ye9jh4o Месяц назад

If the Democratic Party witch hunt was not occurring, he would not have to, we all know trump is all about trump, why else would he want to put his name on everything

@vsznry Месяц назад

@@user-vs2ye9jh4o its not a witch hunt to stop illegal religious nationalism.

@terri6854 Месяц назад

@user-vs2ye9jh4o You've got the timeline backwards there, goober. Trump only decided to run for president in order to run from the law. And his legal bills wouldn't be so big if he hadn't hired the firm of Delay, Delay and Delay.

@Siobhan_OLaoghaire Месяц назад

@@user-vs2ye9jh4o an anonymous poster not brave enough to show their real identity and support Tre45on at the same time.

@bethrubanka4362 Месяц назад

Eclipse: sheep dog punches man... Laughed so hard!

@PeiJenTing727 Месяц назад

Happy Eclipse day in Mexico, America, Canada 🎉 Mr. Stephen is a great talker. You make show more than fun. Even you sometimes use ironic words to imply or describe someone. In 2017, there was a solar eclipse. This year I hope more people look up to see how beautiful the universe is😊

@Erkanyildirim-yx6ur Месяц назад

Hello gorgeous, 🥰 Your comments are always worth reading.. I pray God gives you many beautiful days and you know God loves us all so much!.....So where are you from? I'm Erkan, originally from Turkey but currently living in California.

@veryberry39 Месяц назад

The only difference I heard with wildlife was the bullfrog in our pond deciding to start croaking. 😂

@JZsBFF Месяц назад

Where I live there was no eclipse and still the bullfrog choir raised a symphony. Should I worry? A pending bullfrogalypse perhaps?

@sophierobinson2738 Месяц назад

It was mostly cloudy here, partial eclipse. For a short while, the birds vanished from the feeders. When the eclipse was almost over, seems like every bird in the neighborhood came to snack.

@angiebear8727 Месяц назад

Was full eclipse here. The birds got quiet for a few minutes then started chirping again as it got lighter. That’s all I noticed.

@wendellgee11 Месяц назад

😂😂 I was outside during the eclipse in San Antonio (98% cover), and the birds disappeared (went quiet) for about 5 minutes, then came back out to eat their birdseed. The dogs and cats didn't react at all.😂

@user-sv9nb8ky2t Месяц назад

@ErkanyYildirimWhich god? Humankind has created thousands to pick from.

@jeanneganrude8549 Месяц назад

@@user-sv9nb8ky2tcatfishing expedition?

@helentaylor7132 Месяц назад

@ErkanyYildirim Oooo, a Turkish Stalker! How adorable.

@floris-janvandermeulen8054 Месяц назад

Pity you could not go to a spot where the eclipse was 100%. That last 2% makes a world of difference. Or did you mean the cloud cover was 98%? That’s sad…..

@tamarabeinlich7353 Месяц назад

I watched PBS News Hour coverage of the eclipse. They showed NASA moving across the country and showing each city that had the best view. No talking heads rambling on and on and no crowds standing around with their mouths hanging open catching flies. It was great.

@FireElement7 Месяц назад

Dear Lord 🤦‍♀️ Please vote 💙

@JZsBFF Месяц назад

Does she/he pay her/his taxes? Does she/he have a green card?

@johnwells7566 Месяц назад

Yes... Yes they do. Do you?

@pgpotvin Месяц назад

"The furniture design is too functional!" Stephen is too funny.

@DustyJones1997BGCL Месяц назад

I can't stand the TFG. dealing with his bullshit everyday is just too much and it's enough America can't take this anymore. Vote Blue 🗳️💙

@DavidEdwards9801 Месяц назад

you and me both brother

@ConnorRichardson-iw5cn Месяц назад

RFK!! RFK!! RFK!!

@DavidEdwards9801 Месяц назад

@@ConnorRichardson-iw5cn you must be out yo damned mind fool, sit Down =)

@Arulane Месяц назад

@@ConnorRichardson-iw5cnget a life. He will be sure to mess yours up even more. But RFK is nuts and so are his supporters. Good luck, you need it, dude.

@jbtpa895 Месяц назад

You do know that when he loses he'll start running for 2028 with the same line of BS he's been using right along?

@freetolook3727 Месяц назад

At the highlight of the eclipse, it got eerily quiet with no animal sounds and even traffic got quiet.

@HLBear Месяц назад

My kitties slept through the eclipse. They were just sad the front window lost it's warm. 😊

@DaylanTheAngrySauerkraut Месяц назад

For 4 minutes? What's wrong with your windows? My cat would have slept through it all

@libe2431 Месяц назад

And that’s how chump got his latest sprayed tan. He looks unusually orange/red/browish… difficult to name his latest skin tone.

@domb8448 Месяц назад

On the Pantone chart: Skidmark

@Steven-pu8ws Месяц назад

Diaphanous Diaper Rust.

@zoeydeu2261 Месяц назад

Shade: Conman Covfefe Copperturd

@alex35agm Месяц назад

It's his favorite word,fake.

@steveleff269 Месяц назад

Burnt Umbrage

@Jo-oc8sc Месяц назад

If that ostrich egg hatches, they should call the chick Luna.

@JZsBFF Месяц назад

That raises the question when to write the birth certificate: is it when the egg is laid or is it when the egg is hatched?

@nowaay692 Месяц назад

Umbra

@theotherwhitney3302 Месяц назад

sol

@Michelle-tk9jq Месяц назад

That was a hilarious monologue.

@JRoChi Месяц назад

Thank you Stephen Colbert for always making me laugh. You’re the best! 🤘🏻

@DrErkanyildirim988 Месяц назад

Hello pretty lady, How are you doing and the weather condition like?

@Kitties3eva Месяц назад

I brought my cats outside to see the eclipse. They could not possibly have cared less lol. It was a nice walk though

@viewfromthehighchair9391 Месяц назад

An ostrich laying an egg? Perhaps it was an Easter ritual and she was just a week behind.

@andreabradley5837 Месяц назад

I know somebody that has a turtle that laid an egg on Easter Sunday. Take that ostrich and Easter bunny!!

@HairynosedWombat163 Месяц назад

@Judymoe Месяц назад

Or ahead, if she's orthodox.

@viewfromthehighchair9391 Месяц назад

@@andreabradley5837 I bet that was a leisurely Easter weekend. kekekekeke Damn rabbits Easters are always so rushed.

@VictoriaAlfredSmythe Месяц назад

Fools Shall Not Replace Us

@napalmholocaust9093 Месяц назад

The eclipse is like welding without a hood for a short while, you won't know you burned your eyes for a day or two. Saying you're fine right after is counting chickens before they hatch.

@jimslancio Месяц назад

Ostriches?

@elstellick Месяц назад

Stuck in MN we saw not even a hint of the sun all day due to cloud cover 😕 If you got to see any bit of it you're lucky!

@JianLakerson Месяц назад

In the PNW (Washington), it was heavy clouds and rain all day. Best views of totality was NASA telescopes from different locations.

@VeggieNatureGirl Месяц назад

Came to Indiana from Minnesota and did feel so lucky. It was amazing! Plus nice to see some spring here. Hope spring will be in MN soon!🤞

@lisaspikes4291 Месяц назад

Here in Pennsylvania, we were set to see an almost total eclipse, being not far from the totality area. Yet the clouds were so thick, you couldn’t even tell where the sun was! I was sorely disappointed. Been looking forward to this for months! Very heartbroken tonight. ☹️

@goblinwisdom Месяц назад

The uk never gets to see these for the same reasons clouds

@mehere8038 Месяц назад

@@lisaspikes4291 dam :(

@lavender9844 Месяц назад

I’m disappointed that so few people I talked to actually went out to see the eclipse. I made it a whole event - I went out with a friend during lunch and we just chilled/observed. It was only half totality, but it was a great time :)

@seanstravelsandvlogs6233 Месяц назад

I spent two hours at a park near my home. Got 32 minutes of footage and lots of good pictures.

@freya8133 Месяц назад

It only covered 1/3 of the sun here. Wasn't worth going blind over.

@margarete6888 Месяц назад

My daughter and I tried to make it an event, but complete cloud cover obscured the eclipse. But we still grilled fajitas, veggies, made tortillas and salsa, rice and beans, drank a Modelo Negra. Later we had dessert and champagne. Just another day in South Texas, y’all. (Everything else here sucks.)😂

@pysvtfa4 Месяц назад

I stood in my front yard and shared my eclipse glasses with random passersby. It was fun.

@colinmusic3878 Месяц назад

colberts biden impression gets me every single time

@crocglox7797 Месяц назад

see that? nobody throws shade like black hole don, no light escapes

@nmkc_auriemma Месяц назад

I'm so glad you weren't caught up in MTG's "rapture", Stephen. We sure would've missed you. 😁😄

@XiaoGuanYin104 Месяц назад

If the rapture happened, why is she still here?

@lynnebarrett9912 Месяц назад

I have a cat. He's strange everyday!!😹😹

@ziggy321gj Месяц назад

we have two. magical🥰❤ and cool cats🍀☯

@frogwizard5637 Месяц назад

I live in the line of totality in northern Maine. I was outside with my dog and one of my cats yesterday during the eclipse. They just stood there. Wildlife, I only heard a crow caw a couple times.

@SeattleSun2013 Месяц назад

…staring at the phone at 3am - me too! Good to know I am in good company 😅

@virginiamiller4890 Месяц назад

Go for the Coppertone baby!

@virginiamiller4890 Месяц назад

@ErkanyYildirim Thank you, Erkan. I'm from the San Diego north county area. I'm more of the power of the universe than an actual God person, and to each their own, no. Have a great day!

@skwankulon4535 Месяц назад

Was the image in the Trump ad a totality, or a totalitarian??

@lindaj5492 Месяц назад

Good comment!

@Kwk16534 Месяц назад

The image was totally insane😂😂

@CoverBydAn Месяц назад

Stephen’s transitions into different roles are phenomenal. So many lol moments in this monologue, best one i’ve seen in a while!

@lseward21 Месяц назад

Best monologue! Every joke was perfect! Thanks for the great laughs

@drewlovelyhell4892 Месяц назад

5:16 'Also Sprach Zarathustra' is one of the most abused pieces of music in history. But it has now reached a new low.

@quercusquercus532 Месяц назад

Woooooooooooooo!

@walterfristoe4643 Месяц назад

Speaking of the end times, at the end of April, we're set to have a cicadapocalypse!

@lindaj5492 Месяц назад

So it’s like: earthquake; total eclipse; plague of ‘locusts’ (kinda). Doomsdayers are gonna love it! 😂

@quercusquercus532 Месяц назад

@@lindaj5492 The Plague of Frogs has already begun. FrogSword and Frogge (aka FrogHammer) somehow came out with Frog Metal within weeks of each other.

@kaarlimakela3413 Месяц назад

Stephen, that monologue was 🔥 tonight, I burst out laughing so much that I didn't dare drink from the water I was holding! I remember you on 'Strangers With Candy' in the cast recitation slash drill of "A Dream Deferred." That's when I realized you were a good actor and not actually like that principal. 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 ❤️ 🎭

@Sjalabais Месяц назад

"...the furniture design is too functional" is a fantastic joke. In the real world, though, Denmark has had some of Scandinavia's strictest anti-immigration policies of its own.

@NewMessage Месяц назад

Well, I mean, Donnie doesn't seem like the type who'd overestimate his donations, or crowd size, does he? Nawwwwwww... We should totally just trust him on it. * nods *

@LibertyBelle76 Месяц назад

Not Honest Donny .... That's funny It wouldn't let me put honest and Donnie on the same line...

@communitygardener17 Месяц назад

Trump has been shaking down billionaires lately, reminding them that their hedge fund tax breaks are set to expire in 2025 and the had better cough up to re-elect him or lose their tax breaks. He called the whole thing a fundraising event to compete with Biden's recent fundraiser where actual people attended and had a good time.

@richardduerr9983 Месяц назад

'We have to flee from Copenhagen, the furniture is just too functional!' It really is, build some useless tricks and weaknesses into it if you want to sell well in the U.S.!

@Kwk16534 Месяц назад

😂😂

@Slo-ryde Месяц назад

And make sure you make it from press- wood!

@karinpewe3840 Месяц назад

"Astrid, we got to get out of Copenhagen, the furniture design is too functional". :) :) :)

@zoeydeu2261 Месяц назад

Has Trump reached peak narcissism yet?

@nelliekenny9630 Месяц назад

He doesn't have a peak 😂

@JZsBFF Месяц назад

It would seem like it's steadily being replaced by Alzheimer bits.

@alwood9148 Месяц назад

what time is it

@jacquelineleitch7050 Месяц назад

No but Biden is walking a rail with his assistance to the Zionist Project and pretending the USA is more than their mafia hit man. Narcississma - Don McLean look for it

@OzvenomDnD Месяц назад

He's redefined what peak narcissism is

@NewMessage Месяц назад

All hail The Horn of Dust.

@glenm99 Месяц назад

I just couldn't stop laughing at this one. Maybe the writers and Colbert felt inspired by an awe-inducing natural phenomenon, or maybe I am having a stroke. Either way, 2 quivering thumbs up.

@kcbowman4042 Месяц назад

Wild birds quiet down when there's even a partial eclipse, then start back up.

@kimberlycornelius7911 Месяц назад

Loved how famous bats cave in Mexico reacts , bats said no still sleeping!

@DavidEdwards9801 Месяц назад

Ha !

@marilynbersoncohen4060 Месяц назад

How would they have known about it? It’s not as if it got any darker inside a pitch black cave.

@DavidEdwards9801 Месяц назад

@@marilynbersoncohen4060 not sure about you, but that's what I thought was the joke =)

@marilynbersoncohen4060 Месяц назад

Oof! Face palm. Didn’t read it as a joke bc you see lots of uninformed comments being posted. Thanks. It does make me wonder how bats know it’s dark outside. Must be circadian rhythms.

@DavidEdwards9801 Месяц назад

@@marilynbersoncohen4060 =)

@presentfuture7563 Месяц назад

The Shaggy D.A. was a deep cut

@cherylmarcuri5506 Месяц назад

The sun vanished, and the temperature dropped from 78 to 63. Also, the bugs came out. The joys of a state park at totality.

@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 Месяц назад

Dear God, why is this so hard for people to understand? When European immigrants came to America it was because wars, violence, famine and religious persecution compelled them. Greater social mobility and economic opportunities in America also helped draw them in. For the most part (excluding Ukraine) Europe isn't experiencing these types of crises but parts of Africa, Asia, South & Central America, Mexico and the Caribbean are. That's why most of the new immigration isn't coming from Europe anymore 🙄.

@Mr.HewJorgan Месяц назад

Watching the awesome eclipse today you can understand why backward, incipient, isolated tribes were frightened out of their minds by the phenomenon, somebody should check on Marjorie TG & the Maga people and make sure they're ok.🙄

@jamesmorett6184 Месяц назад

Excuse me ! They are NEVER OK !!😮

@joeyslab9404 Месяц назад

That guitarist has a fantastic collection of guitars, it seems!

@brianm7109 Месяц назад

I live in an area where there is usually lots of deer on the road, but last night, there was literally HUNDREDS of them just standing on the road staring at the sky

@loricannon2988 Месяц назад

I could probably break the Guinness book 📕 of World records blowing smoke 💨 rings ⭕️, Stephen ❤️‍🔥😹😎🥂

@DrErkanyildirim988 Месяц назад

Hello pretty lady, How are you doing and the weather condition like?

@Jake-co3wk Месяц назад

Actually, the eclipse started in America at Mazatlan.

@sagesigman8269 Месяц назад

I have a Service Animal and even though we maxed out at 65% Totality, she refused to move for quite some time near the peak and did not stop shaking for hours

@honorsilverthorne7227 Месяц назад

My son's roommates dogs acted distressed during the one in 2017. Also the birds stopped flying and roosted in the trees.

@bonniejosavland3227 Месяц назад

My dog 🐩 doesn’t get bothered unless I do, even T&Lightening doesn’t bother him!

@victoriabaker4400 Месяц назад

It seems that some individual animals are more affected by it than others. Much like humans.

@aresorum Месяц назад

Why didn't you play the "thaw" card and the +12 strength?

@Missunderstood103 Месяц назад

The poor guy. Was alerted to protect you but couldn't pinpoint the source that appeared way bigger than he could fathom? That could really scare a service animal. Make him feel helpless, vulnerable.